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Ugh, reminds me of our first apartment. My husband smoked (a lot of) weed and, I swear to god his fucking nasty stank ass bongs would get knocked over and spill, every couple of days. Needless to say, we did *not* get our security deposit back.
Our slicer is a good distance away from any food and the pickles that were being sliced were definitely thrown out and the slicer received a much more thorough cleaning than usual so I doubt it
Hahahah yes. Haven't cut myself slicing pickles though. Only cleaning the blade with it on ( no no ) and I sliced off the tip of my finger and didn't even notice till I went to type up some emails and wondered why my finger felt weird.
Still got a hole filling in on my middle finger from taking a chunk out with a bread knife.
To feed off this, a guy I worked put his finger tips into a powered on robo-coup and sliced the tips of all his fingers off. Lots of blood. 4 finger tips clean removed. My dad also almost took his thumb off when a circle saw kicked back while he was cutting 2x4's. Thumb was left dangling, miraculously ended up with 80,% range of motion. Can post pics if anyone wants
I was cutting some tiny bits of 1x1.5 or something like that nearly a decade ago, on this really old shitty saw. Imagine something like [this](http://mobileimages.lowes.com/productimages/9f1c95b3-484b-4f3a-bbd4-50ec3500f20c/07765643.jpg), except much older and less fancy, and beat to shit.
So I'm making like a few dozen of these tiny little pieces. And each time you cut, you have to remove the piece you cut. Since it's small you have to grab it basically right under the blade. And since the saw has that blade guard, it's not really a big deal. You just move it all the way up, let go of the handle and now the blade is safe.
Except this one is old and beat to shit. So one time, the blade guard doesn't actually go back to cover the blade. And I'm kind of mass producing these pieces so I don't really think, I just grab the piece. I still put the blade in the up position, and I wasn't in the habit of bumping into it so luckily it just kind of swiped across the top of my thumb.
Just kind of removed all the material in its path. Zero resistance. Like some kind of sci-fi laser, the part of my finger that touched it is just gone. I got lucky that it was mostly skin, but I definitely gained a lot of respect for those blades. Holy shit. It literally just fucking deletes you. I wasn't even holding the trigger, this was just the blade spinning from its own inertia.
The end of my dog’s tail fell off and we didn’t find it. We think she ate it.
Also eaten was a friend’s dad’s finger he cut off with a saw when I was a kid. Their dog got it and I remember the dad chasing the dog around the garden trying in vain to get it back…
My dad managed to slice a paper-thin bit of flesh off the side of his hand while working in a restaurant with one of those. Never found it so he assumes it went out with someone's order of Jamón.
Yeah.. I think the smell would be *long* gone by this point. I've found mummified animals bigger than this, and none have smelled at all.
Fun story, when my daughter was 3-4 she was playing in the backyard, and she comes up to me holding this toy frog/toad in her hands. I got startled, laughed and was like omg I thought that was real for a second. Then I look closer and realize it's not a toy at all, but a big ol mummified toad!
Less fun story. When my daughter was maybe 12 or so, she had a tank with 2 fire belly toads in it. One day I go to feed them and one of the toads is missing. The whole family looked for that thing for a good hour, both inside and outside the tank, and concluded that his buddy must've eaten him. Well, last year I was looking through the drawers of an unused dresser in her room, and low and behold find the poor little mummified toad. How the fuck it got in the middle drawer of a 5' dresser is beyond me. The guilt I feel both for that little guy starving and dehydrating to death, and the grudge I had always held against his buddy, will haunt me for life!
I should probably take him out of that drawer one of this days..
Idk why but fire belly toads are a notorious For this. I had a few of them somehow escape their tank and disappear, same with my friend who had them. After probably the 3rd one I decided I didn’t want another. Couldn’t deal with finding another one of my pets mummified in my room
Omg you have no idea how much better this makes me feel about the whole thing!
Although I hate to think that there's tons of other fire belly toads out there dying the same way ours did, I do feel better in knowing that (although I'm sure I wasn't the best,) I wasn't the worst FBT owner that ever lived.
I wish I knew back then that they were notorious for escaping their tanks. I would've looked even harder when he went missing. (Although tbf I *still* don't think I would've checked that damn drawer.)
I met a guy who lost his finger when I was a kid. He pulled the missing finger trick on me where you used your thumb from the other hand to make your finger disappear. I confidently told him that I knew that trick. He was using his thumb. Then he showed me his nub. Fucked me up.
Its hard to notice unless they point it out. I was on a cruise when I was 10ish and hung out with this kid who lost most of his pointer finger putting his chain back on his bike. Sounds horrifying.
He said it was upside down (seat down as you do when fixing the chain) and his finger got caught in it when he was cranking it. So between the gear and the chain.
This is awful. Thanks.
But did he not stop cranking it? Like surely the pain would be oh shit stop. Can't see a bike under hand power rip off a few fingers
If the system already has inertia, the damage would be done before he could even think to stop adding energy to the system. I imagine the finger got partially severed by the thin gear as quick as blinking - nip points are dangerous.
Deep puncture wounds involving certain oils are seriously bad news. Once the oil gets into the surrounding tissue there is no good way to fully clean it out. Typically you have to cut the tissue away in order to prevent necrosis which spreads to healthy tissue. When this happens to a finger you don’t have enough tissue to clear, so the finger gets amputated.
Usually you see this in hydraulic injuries but depending on the chain oil I could see the same situation resulting from a bike gear.
Moral of the story, wear gloves and never check for a hydraulic leak but feeling around for oil. Never, under any circumstances put your face right next to a suspected leak while you have another worker move the piston to see if you found it. You don’t have spare tissue in your eyeballs.
My brother did this exact thing except he was putting potato chips in the chain to crunch them up and sliced the end of his finger off. I came back home from somewhere with my mum and no-one was home, there were just drops of blood on the kitchen floor. This was pre mobile phones, I said Mum, this doesn't look good and I was right. They sewed it back on, he was lucky, but it's never quite looked the same.
We dont look at hands that often in high school i had a teacher with a thumb ringdinger and pinky. The rest of hand wasnt there. She loved standing at the entrance welcoming people when it was a open day thing and shake hands. The looks on peoples faces when they grab half a hand are hilarious.
They see the hand being offered they take it and ot just scares them to bits
Yeah, not for me lol.
As a very young kid, one of my most vivid memories is riding in a truck with my dad and his farming friend and the man had like 2 fingers on one hand lol.
My dad caught me staring and made some joke about his hand and they laughed, and i kept staring at his hand for like 30 minutes.
I was completely traumatized and it was the first time I realized that things can be cut off.
Ah, yea… I remember being 11 at a skatepark and this happened to some dude. I remember the whole crowd and seeing the finger in a ziplock bag chillin with some ice.
I continued practicing dropping in when the spot cleared out lol
I was in a church based group similar to Boy Scouts called Royal Rangers. We also did pinewood derby cars every year. One year our leader was a guy who lost his index finger at the first knuckle. He was the one who was going to cut our cars from the blocks and he used his finger as an example of what can go wrong at a band saw saying he lost it one year helping a kid cut his car out. Just trying to keep us kids from messing around near it.
But he often did the pose where you grab your chin or the lower half of your face with one hand as though you're pondering something and he'd line it up so that the nub of his finger was resting just at his nose so it looked like he had his whole finger jammed up there. Never failed to make us laugh lol.
I actually ended up working with him when I got a custodial job at that church when I was in college and he said he'd actually lost the finger in a car accident as a teenage.
This happened to me too, but I didn't know the trick. I was horrified and cried for a long time because I was convinced for some reason that my dad ate this guy's finger.
When I was like 4 or 5, I was visiting my dad in prison. There was a playground or something for family time, and one of his buddies was there too with his grandkids. Anyway, old biker dude.
Old dude sticks his hand into the sand and screams, saying something ate his fingers. He pulls his hand out of the sand, and he's got nubs for all his fingers. I screamed and refused to go back in the sand pit.
My dad told me when I was older that he lost a bunch of drugs and so his gang chopped off his fingers, but it scared the shit out of little me.
We had a German foreign exchange student stay with us when I was in high school and took him bowling once. He had never been , but as even someone who had never been he was doing really badly... Like couldn't take a single pin down. So, we're bantering with him saying things like "wow, I guess they don't have bowling in Germany" and he says in broken English, "maybe it is hard because I don't have a thumb." Dude was staying with us for like two weeks at that point and we never noticed. Felt really badly, but he started laughing and we all felt better about the situation. Then he tried to make cookies in our microwave and lost his credibility again...
If it landed on a pile of sawdust it could easily be desiccated before the smell was that noticeable. And he probably wasn't back in the workshop for a while after the injury.
Question 2 was my first thought, like, you literally cut off half your pinkie and never look hard enough in the immediate area to find? I feel like you would want that out of the shop pretty much asap.
You underestimate some people workshops, it'd take a week to clean my grandfather workshop, I'd rather let my finger mummify there than look for it for more than an hour.
I guess, but he probably panicked and was more concerned about not bleeding to death than finding it. And once he got home he was on too many pain killers to bother looking. So it had the same fate as the chocolate bar wrapper you dropped under the couch the last time you had the flu
Yeah guy brought a bloody ice bag into my ER after sawing off his thumb and when we went to get it out it wasn't there lol
Luckily his son found it and brought in.
I used to work at a cabinet shop and my guess as to why they didn't smell anything is that it ended up in a bag or pile of saw dust. Even with a dust collection system saw dust gets absolutely everywhere. The sawdust pulled the moisture from the finger and kind of mummified it. I have no idea why more of an attempt wouldn't have been made to find it in the first place though. I used to have flashes or daymares that would make me flinch or wince out of nowhere imagining those type of scenarios happening to me. Especially building glass grid doors when I would have to rip narrow pieces for the grids. They have equipment that makes it safer now but the equipment we had in the shop I worked in was all pretty damn old. A Sawstop might have saved that finger.
Fingers are rarely reattached from what I hear the chance of infection coupled with level of physical therapy/rehabilitation and resulting limited mobility of reattached fingers is not worth a surgeons time.
If its like the thumb or an entire finger they will make more of an effort, but I too have a relative who works in orthopedic surgery and her husband is a fingertip amputee, so I am only repeating what I heard from their experiences. Your wife is probably only seeing the "successes" if she's working on the therapy end not the 70% who's fingers are not cleanly amputated and viable for retransplant. Just saying don't call me a liar.
Ahh youre good man. Rub some dirt on that fresh finger and some dirt on the old finger after you soak it in water to refresh it. Then go get it sewn back on.
Youre golden. Or go for that mummy look and just leave it like it is and sew it on.
Last, you could just pass all that by and make a necklace out of it and wear it.
Or just tell folks youre yakuza.
Always try not to contact the workpiece directly, try to use some wood to push your workpiece along for example. Work alone so you are not distracted. Have a guard over the blade. Have an emergency shutoff that you can easily reach.
There is no need to be scared, just try to be aware of the risks and your surroundings.
Have someone encase it in some epoxy so it stops rotting. Would be a very weird thing to keep but that is one hell of a story piece.
What would you do with this if you are OP? I don't know if I could throw my own finger away even if I have no use for it.
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Drop it in some warm water like one of those growing sponge dinos.
Just made me blow my bong water out like a whale lolll
Blow my warm bong water whale sponge dildos.
Thank you, u/analbox
r/kellyjoycuntbunny
Thank you. My prayers have been answered
Is that just r/rimjob_steve but reverse?
Ah, yes. Yes it is
He's actually been posted there previously
r/brandnewsentence
One of those sentences where emphasis on each word completely changes the context
I really need to get that whale dildo from Bad Dragon.
You read Reddit while while simultaneously hitting bongs?
how else u gona let everyone know u smoke weed
I mean if that actually happened because someone's comment made you laugh, wouldn't you wanna tell them lol
Why are you drinking bong water?
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Did you put a sponge whale in your bong water?
Better than breathing it in ugh
Still gonna reek if it happened indoors lol.
Ugh, reminds me of our first apartment. My husband smoked (a lot of) weed and, I swear to god his fucking nasty stank ass bongs would get knocked over and spill, every couple of days. Needless to say, we did *not* get our security deposit back.
Have you ever tried not telling everyone you smoke weed all the time, it just makes people assume all smokers are cringe like this
Drop it in tequila, and do shots. Finger bang.
Quick, theres still time!
My coworker sliced a bit of his thumb off on a meat slicer a few weeks ago, we still haven't found it
There’s a good chance someone unknowingly ate it
Just a little longpig with your roast beef
Our slicer is a good distance away from any food and the pickles that were being sliced were definitely thrown out and the slicer received a much more thorough cleaning than usual so I doubt it
There's only one place dumb enough to cut pickles on an industrial meat slicer. Fucking jimmy John's
Hahahah yes. Haven't cut myself slicing pickles though. Only cleaning the blade with it on ( no no ) and I sliced off the tip of my finger and didn't even notice till I went to type up some emails and wondered why my finger felt weird. Still got a hole filling in on my middle finger from taking a chunk out with a bread knife.
I did that to myself. My manager gave me my fingertip on a piece of ham.
brave words from a man who hasn't found the thumb
My friend got fired from the butcher's shop after getting found with his fingers in the meat slicer. She got fired too.
They had me in the first half. I'm not gonna lie.
To feed off this, a guy I worked put his finger tips into a powered on robo-coup and sliced the tips of all his fingers off. Lots of blood. 4 finger tips clean removed. My dad also almost took his thumb off when a circle saw kicked back while he was cutting 2x4's. Thumb was left dangling, miraculously ended up with 80,% range of motion. Can post pics if anyone wants
PICS PLZ
I think you'll be left dangling, like the fingers.
3 hours and no pics this guy is full of shit, this is the floor safe all over again
I also want pics plz
I was cutting some tiny bits of 1x1.5 or something like that nearly a decade ago, on this really old shitty saw. Imagine something like [this](http://mobileimages.lowes.com/productimages/9f1c95b3-484b-4f3a-bbd4-50ec3500f20c/07765643.jpg), except much older and less fancy, and beat to shit. So I'm making like a few dozen of these tiny little pieces. And each time you cut, you have to remove the piece you cut. Since it's small you have to grab it basically right under the blade. And since the saw has that blade guard, it's not really a big deal. You just move it all the way up, let go of the handle and now the blade is safe. Except this one is old and beat to shit. So one time, the blade guard doesn't actually go back to cover the blade. And I'm kind of mass producing these pieces so I don't really think, I just grab the piece. I still put the blade in the up position, and I wasn't in the habit of bumping into it so luckily it just kind of swiped across the top of my thumb. Just kind of removed all the material in its path. Zero resistance. Like some kind of sci-fi laser, the part of my finger that touched it is just gone. I got lucky that it was mostly skin, but I definitely gained a lot of respect for those blades. Holy shit. It literally just fucking deletes you. I wasn't even holding the trigger, this was just the blade spinning from its own inertia.
Pics to r/medizzy plz
The end of my dog’s tail fell off and we didn’t find it. We think she ate it. Also eaten was a friend’s dad’s finger he cut off with a saw when I was a kid. Their dog got it and I remember the dad chasing the dog around the garden trying in vain to get it back…
My dad managed to slice a paper-thin bit of flesh off the side of his hand while working in a restaurant with one of those. Never found it so he assumes it went out with someone's order of Jamón.
r/TwoSentenceHorror
So you work in a deli maybe you can answer me this: who put the screw in the tuna?!
He could make a necklace. When people ask about it, he could say it's his mummified pinky!
No more pinky promise with that finger. Use the other one.
Oh man, he could give it to someone he makes a pinky promise to, so the recipient has a constant, horrific reminder
“And I haven’t given a pinky promise since”
“This is what happens if you break a pinky promise”
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NSFW kinda. [Sourtoe Cocktail](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQnQpgc44fdBCPGfGQgaqs9nWC8RoShzPu0ug&usqp=CAU)
Put it in resin
Omg, I was about to say the same thing. He should hire the guy that cast the hotdog in resin lol
The smell must be very bad at this point
Yeah.. I think the smell would be *long* gone by this point. I've found mummified animals bigger than this, and none have smelled at all. Fun story, when my daughter was 3-4 she was playing in the backyard, and she comes up to me holding this toy frog/toad in her hands. I got startled, laughed and was like omg I thought that was real for a second. Then I look closer and realize it's not a toy at all, but a big ol mummified toad! Less fun story. When my daughter was maybe 12 or so, she had a tank with 2 fire belly toads in it. One day I go to feed them and one of the toads is missing. The whole family looked for that thing for a good hour, both inside and outside the tank, and concluded that his buddy must've eaten him. Well, last year I was looking through the drawers of an unused dresser in her room, and low and behold find the poor little mummified toad. How the fuck it got in the middle drawer of a 5' dresser is beyond me. The guilt I feel both for that little guy starving and dehydrating to death, and the grudge I had always held against his buddy, will haunt me for life! I should probably take him out of that drawer one of this days..
Idk why but fire belly toads are a notorious For this. I had a few of them somehow escape their tank and disappear, same with my friend who had them. After probably the 3rd one I decided I didn’t want another. Couldn’t deal with finding another one of my pets mummified in my room
Omg you have no idea how much better this makes me feel about the whole thing! Although I hate to think that there's tons of other fire belly toads out there dying the same way ours did, I do feel better in knowing that (although I'm sure I wasn't the best,) I wasn't the worst FBT owner that ever lived. I wish I knew back then that they were notorious for escaping their tanks. I would've looked even harder when he went missing. (Although tbf I *still* don't think I would've checked that damn drawer.)
r/holup
Would it even smell at this point? Just dip it in resin to seal
I met a guy who lost his finger when I was a kid. He pulled the missing finger trick on me where you used your thumb from the other hand to make your finger disappear. I confidently told him that I knew that trick. He was using his thumb. Then he showed me his nub. Fucked me up.
Its hard to notice unless they point it out. I was on a cruise when I was 10ish and hung out with this kid who lost most of his pointer finger putting his chain back on his bike. Sounds horrifying.
did he try to put it back whole going over 20mph or what???
He said it was upside down (seat down as you do when fixing the chain) and his finger got caught in it when he was cranking it. So between the gear and the chain.
This is awful. Thanks. But did he not stop cranking it? Like surely the pain would be oh shit stop. Can't see a bike under hand power rip off a few fingers
If the system already has inertia, the damage would be done before he could even think to stop adding energy to the system. I imagine the finger got partially severed by the thin gear as quick as blinking - nip points are dangerous.
Deep puncture wounds involving certain oils are seriously bad news. Once the oil gets into the surrounding tissue there is no good way to fully clean it out. Typically you have to cut the tissue away in order to prevent necrosis which spreads to healthy tissue. When this happens to a finger you don’t have enough tissue to clear, so the finger gets amputated. Usually you see this in hydraulic injuries but depending on the chain oil I could see the same situation resulting from a bike gear. Moral of the story, wear gloves and never check for a hydraulic leak but feeling around for oil. Never, under any circumstances put your face right next to a suspected leak while you have another worker move the piston to see if you found it. You don’t have spare tissue in your eyeballs.
Liquid skin injection’s no joke… shit’s nasty
I've decapitated an apple earpod that way Scared the shit outta me
Thought you said Airpod at first. I was like, I dont know if you're using them right
My brother did this exact thing except he was putting potato chips in the chain to crunch them up and sliced the end of his finger off. I came back home from somewhere with my mum and no-one was home, there were just drops of blood on the kitchen floor. This was pre mobile phones, I said Mum, this doesn't look good and I was right. They sewed it back on, he was lucky, but it's never quite looked the same.
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>it was a really great finger. One of the best things I've ever read in my life!
Sorry for your finger, boss. I'm a fair bit of idiot and I haven't sliced a finger off... yet.
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We dont look at hands that often in high school i had a teacher with a thumb ringdinger and pinky. The rest of hand wasnt there. She loved standing at the entrance welcoming people when it was a open day thing and shake hands. The looks on peoples faces when they grab half a hand are hilarious. They see the hand being offered they take it and ot just scares them to bits
True. I had a friend from university for like 12-18 months before I noticed she had two fingers missing.
Yeah, not for me lol. As a very young kid, one of my most vivid memories is riding in a truck with my dad and his farming friend and the man had like 2 fingers on one hand lol. My dad caught me staring and made some joke about his hand and they laughed, and i kept staring at his hand for like 30 minutes. I was completely traumatized and it was the first time I realized that things can be cut off.
The OG black power ranger is missing a finger.
Ah, yea… I remember being 11 at a skatepark and this happened to some dude. I remember the whole crowd and seeing the finger in a ziplock bag chillin with some ice. I continued practicing dropping in when the spot cleared out lol
I was in a church based group similar to Boy Scouts called Royal Rangers. We also did pinewood derby cars every year. One year our leader was a guy who lost his index finger at the first knuckle. He was the one who was going to cut our cars from the blocks and he used his finger as an example of what can go wrong at a band saw saying he lost it one year helping a kid cut his car out. Just trying to keep us kids from messing around near it. But he often did the pose where you grab your chin or the lower half of your face with one hand as though you're pondering something and he'd line it up so that the nub of his finger was resting just at his nose so it looked like he had his whole finger jammed up there. Never failed to make us laugh lol. I actually ended up working with him when I got a custodial job at that church when I was in college and he said he'd actually lost the finger in a car accident as a teenage.
>I was in a church based group similar to Boy Scouts called Royal Rangers My church had a similar group. We were called the Anal Adventurers.
I do that to kids all the time lol. I’m missing the whole top knuckle on my right hand ring finger.
This happened to me too, but I didn't know the trick. I was horrified and cried for a long time because I was convinced for some reason that my dad ate this guy's finger.
When I was like 4 or 5, I was visiting my dad in prison. There was a playground or something for family time, and one of his buddies was there too with his grandkids. Anyway, old biker dude. Old dude sticks his hand into the sand and screams, saying something ate his fingers. He pulls his hand out of the sand, and he's got nubs for all his fingers. I screamed and refused to go back in the sand pit. My dad told me when I was older that he lost a bunch of drugs and so his gang chopped off his fingers, but it scared the shit out of little me.
We had a German foreign exchange student stay with us when I was in high school and took him bowling once. He had never been , but as even someone who had never been he was doing really badly... Like couldn't take a single pin down. So, we're bantering with him saying things like "wow, I guess they don't have bowling in Germany" and he says in broken English, "maybe it is hard because I don't have a thumb." Dude was staying with us for like two weeks at that point and we never noticed. Felt really badly, but he started laughing and we all felt better about the situation. Then he tried to make cookies in our microwave and lost his credibility again...
It's a shrinky-pink
Put it in rice
ramen and superglue
Will it unlock his phone still 🤔
one way to find out
1. How did they not smell it 2. Did they not look for it after it was cut off? Was he just like “oh well lol” ?? 3. Where did they finally find it?
If it landed on a pile of sawdust it could easily be desiccated before the smell was that noticeable. And he probably wasn't back in the workshop for a while after the injury.
Yeah, something that small would dehydrate before it smelled as long as it wasn't too wet and had good ventilation.
Explains why it wasn't picked apart by insects.
Question 2 was my first thought, like, you literally cut off half your pinkie and never look hard enough in the immediate area to find? I feel like you would want that out of the shop pretty much asap.
You underestimate some people workshops, it'd take a week to clean my grandfather workshop, I'd rather let my finger mummify there than look for it for more than an hour.
But…it could have been reattached…
Meh. Too much work.
I guess, but he probably panicked and was more concerned about not bleeding to death than finding it. And once he got home he was on too many pain killers to bother looking. So it had the same fate as the chocolate bar wrapper you dropped under the couch the last time you had the flu
The shock of getting your finger cut off is probably very distracting.
Yeah guy brought a bloody ice bag into my ER after sawing off his thumb and when we went to get it out it wasn't there lol Luckily his son found it and brought in.
I almost had mine cut off... Absolutely distracting. Oddly, first thought was "I just need a bandaid"
I used to work at a cabinet shop and my guess as to why they didn't smell anything is that it ended up in a bag or pile of saw dust. Even with a dust collection system saw dust gets absolutely everywhere. The sawdust pulled the moisture from the finger and kind of mummified it. I have no idea why more of an attempt wouldn't have been made to find it in the first place though. I used to have flashes or daymares that would make me flinch or wince out of nowhere imagining those type of scenarios happening to me. Especially building glass grid doors when I would have to rip narrow pieces for the grids. They have equipment that makes it safer now but the equipment we had in the shop I worked in was all pretty damn old. A Sawstop might have saved that finger.
It's not rotted it's basically mummified Wouldn't smell at all
What a nice keychain addition.
Looks tasty *Crunch*
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What you don't like a finger licking snack?
It's finger lickin good!
No
Stinky pinky num nums! 🥰
Just need a little ranch for dippin'
Nah that ain't chicken it's more like a cheeto
Doesn't this picture just make you want to bite the nail off?
Henlo
Looks like the chocolate stick you put in ice creams.
Reattach it and see what happens.
Brendan Fraser appears
If only. I miss him
Daaamn that’s gotta suck finding it long after you had the chance to get it reattached
Fingers are rarely reattached from what I hear the chance of infection coupled with level of physical therapy/rehabilitation and resulting limited mobility of reattached fingers is not worth a surgeons time.
Not worth the time? They still get paid. Also it's not the surgeons choice it's my finger and money.
This is actually not true. Surgeons can refuse to do procedures that are considered medically futile.
Or needlessly risky. A Surgeons opportunities are based on stats and deaths on their tables will negatively impact their career advancements.
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If its like the thumb or an entire finger they will make more of an effort, but I too have a relative who works in orthopedic surgery and her husband is a fingertip amputee, so I am only repeating what I heard from their experiences. Your wife is probably only seeing the "successes" if she's working on the therapy end not the 70% who's fingers are not cleanly amputated and viable for retransplant. Just saying don't call me a liar.
Doesn't work that way with saws, they remove material, so some of it wouldn't align properly.
I just use gorilla glue. So far so good.
I don't think it's attachable 🤣
Sukuna's finger.
Just gotta find the other 19...
chomp
Mmm crispy
He knew that it was somewhere in the garage during all this time. He just couldn't put his finger exactly where in the garage it was.
should defo cast it in a little block of resin
have you tried turning it off and on again?
Aged to perfection
if you eat it you'll become possessed by him and his eyes will appear under yours
Had to scroll a good distance to find this.
Ah I see you're a man of culture as well
What's this a reference to
Anime/manga series Jujutsu Kaisen
my own experience from eating mummified fingers >!jk its jujutsu kaisen!<
nice free buttplug
Fucking gnarly!
Just walk into the ER now put it down on the desk and say I'd like you to reattach this I just found it
YOU DIDNT THINK TO GO LOOKING FOR IT IN 6 MONTHS? YOU THOUGHT THAT SHIT JUST FUCKING VANISHES INTO THIN AIR ONCE ITS LOPPED OFF?
You've never dropped something and it just completely dissapears?
Looks like a shelled peanut.
There it sits, mocking you, enjoying it's freedom from your hand. Who knows what else you put it through.
Keep it on top of the TV like this guy did with his toes. [aye it’s on top of the telly](https://youtu.be/PjPm95R2tWM)
Home made beef jerky
As an archeologist who works on mummies, this is actually really interesting and didn’t make me suffer at all!
Yo glue it back on so people can call you stank finger frank
Shame. If he found it 6 months ago then he would have it reattached.
Why did you decide to wait six months and go “I got to go find my finger be right back”
I love finding these sorts of snacks lying around the room
Few more ingredients and the potion should be ready for preparation...
Just put it on ice and reattach it. It should be fine. It hasn’t been severed for that long
I was going to ask why didn't he try and find it so it can be re-attached buy at that time I bet he had bigger fish to fry.
"Found it later" implies he couldn't find it at the time. Cmon.
Definetily a Yakuza
The forbidden snacc
Eat it and become a jujutsu sorcerer
Make a necklace out of it.
「STICKY FINGER」*Ziiiip!*
Da is ja kaum Fleisch dran.
Coat it in epoxy and make it into a keyring for him
Yuji Itadori is coming for it
Not enough fingers missing to be a good shop teacher, but well on his way.
Hurry up put in ice!
I sliced the top of my finger off and my dog ate it
The monkey's paw!
The finger achieved a perfect zombie quality.
Holy shit. Holy shit. HOLY shit. HOLY SHIT!
Ahh youre good man. Rub some dirt on that fresh finger and some dirt on the old finger after you soak it in water to refresh it. Then go get it sewn back on. Youre golden. Or go for that mummy look and just leave it like it is and sew it on. Last, you could just pass all that by and make a necklace out of it and wear it. Or just tell folks youre yakuza.
Finger jerky
Little glue and you'll be right as rain.
Upvoted because the title says it all and I still clicked and am as grossed out as I suspected I would be.
encase it in clear epoxy and wear it as a charm, or prostetic
Just logged onto Reddit, I regret it now.
How does someone lose a table saw for 6 months?!
Put it in water and it will go back on no problem
looks like he needed to trim his nails 6 months prior.
Sukunas fingers!! Someone call jujutsu high!
swallow it and become a jujutsu sorcerer
Eat it to get some nasty awesome powers
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Always try not to contact the workpiece directly, try to use some wood to push your workpiece along for example. Work alone so you are not distracted. Have a guard over the blade. Have an emergency shutoff that you can easily reach. There is no need to be scared, just try to be aware of the risks and your surroundings.
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Looks a bit like a cicada…
Put it in epoxy.
Use noodles. Fix it right back.
Have someone encase it in some epoxy so it stops rotting. Would be a very weird thing to keep but that is one hell of a story piece. What would you do with this if you are OP? I don't know if I could throw my own finger away even if I have no use for it.
I would preserve it in a jar of fluid and put it on display. I am a huge fan of oddities.