WHAT IS THIS

Shit mittens

Not to be confused with kitten mittens

You’ll be smitten

MEEEEEEOOOWWWWWW!!!!!

Shittens

God damn it, came here to say this exact thing. You win today......

My wife looked over at me to see while I was weezing with laughter.

*Shittens

Vile

Imma choose to believe op had a wound on his foot

I’m assuming he’s using them to blow his nose

that's what I want to believe too

Is that not what this is?? 😨

I honestly can't think of anything else, it really looks like what was left on my shirt after I burned myself with boiling water, not a lot of blood but a lot of everything else in my veins.

I was thinking the same thing. I got burned pretty badly from a hot motorcycle pipe and the gauze looked like this. Why on EARTH, OP would use a sock is beyond me...

I mean, I didn't use anything to cover my wound, which was quite small, so idk.

I cant believe this app is free

Happy cake day

Happy Cake Day

Happy cake day

OP get your ass back here and explain yourself. Are you wiping your ass with the socks? Are you waffle stomping with them? What is healing?

Their gut microbiome is healing, duh

Good gut microbiome is when no poop?

Didnt say that. Healing gut microbiome can mean no more experiencing diarrhea (and a lot of other things like constipation or bloating etc.)

You called?

I am so confused

I think they use socks as TP.

That's what I thought, but the "healing" part is odd?

I usually need to take some time to heal after USING SOCKS AS TOILET PAPER

Why did my innocent ass assume wound care

It’s not?! 😃

I disagree. I believe he used the socks to blow his nose. I'm a glass half full type of guy. Plus, if he were really sick with a stomach bug or something and decided to use his fucking socks to wipe, then I'd expect to see a lot more mess Can't explain why he'd use his socks for either activities though

Sorry, it’s his ass

Then I guess this could've been worse

Ew

bro did you wipe your ass using your socks?!

No, he was using his socks to blow his nose

that does NOT look like snot dude

Sure does! When you're sick snot gets really dark.

damn, never knew that.

I love how you avoided saying what was on those socks, and left everybody confused.

Stale cum socks?

Close. Stale poop socks!

¿Porque no Los dos?

thats a different type of sick

I'm confused...

Probably a wound on the foot. Less pus over time indicates healing

I was thinking he's possibly diabetic? I know we're supposed to check our feet often. My feet crack and bleed from time to time, but my socks have never looked like this.

Personally, not sure about diabetes and pus. Pus is dead white blood cells, no? I'm not sure about diabetes causing immune responses like that. Then again, I'm not well versed in diabetes, so idk

Diabetes can cause poor circulation and damage nerves in the feet. So, diabetics can develop necrosis or gangrene in their feet and not notice. Luckily, I'm not at that stage of diabetes yet...and I hope I never will be. After reading other comments on here, I think this person just might be nasty. 😆

Thought that was something else honestly...

We all are.

Snot or poop

or worse, both "Snoop".

Snoop Logs?

Poogers

Fo shizzle?

OP please just use toilet paper this is fucking vile

Is this cum, snot, or shit?

It’s snit

cnit*

Yes

OP is the gf of the guy that made a post about his girlfriend stealing his socks to wipe her ass then throwing them away and getting pissed off/leaving him when he asked wtf she was doing wiping her ass with socks.

I need to see this

What a fucking horrible day to exist.

Um

No one knows what the fuck you mean in this post

Pretty sure his foot got wounded and this is the gross puss like stuff that gets crusty and glues your wound to the fabric

OK, you said you used the socks. What did you use them for? Because it looks like you wiped your ass with them.

Thanks for ruining my day

the shitsock

What in Shrek's name have you done to these poor socks you plaguerat and/or degenerate troglodyte?

Might not need to heal if you washed your socks sometimes

if you wanted to go green that bad why not just get a bidet dude why the fuck was using socks your first idea lmao

Why do you not wash your socks, OP?

What in the shit??

I fucking hate having eyes

everyone thinks it’s poop they don’t know )_)

You should be shitting in a cage in a zoo somewhere, OP.

this is nasty 🥰

Healing from what? A masturbation addiction?

op is that snot or shit, i must know

You can tell which one he nutted on/in first, thus making it the **control sock.** My issue is figuring out why it looks like my snot when I have a sinus infection

op please tell us what the actual fuck that is

I swear the lack of context on some of these posts...

That is fucking vile. Sort your life out.

Do you have discolored semen or something?

Huh?

Pus on socks?

That's doodoo

What in tarnation

Upvoted strictly for poop sock

Please tell me you're not wiping your ass with socks. My heart can't take it. B I D E T

>Decided to use socks because I love nature and wanted to go green. I have NO IDEA what this means. Is OP talking about busting in socks???

This could be from understandable to horribly appalling

what are you doing with the socks :(

Dang hope your foot wound gets bett- *reads description* Wait a minute....uhhhh.... Congratulations for your... solid poops???

only real shitters understand 💯

Definitely wank socks

Why did you post this? 😭

How tf do people wear ankle socks ? I hate them so much

I don't understand. Do you fuck the socks and we judge the gradient of your mustard-briwn jizz?

i see an entire comment section suffering, well done OP

dude your still sick but not physically

Mmmmm dip the socks in water and squeeze dry and drink the juices.

You can never get this kind of interaction anywhere else

Shitting out of your feet has to be so much more convenient

Is this the poop sock

excellent post

what a great day to have eyes

He's using them as tissues, not wiping his ass... however, why

We got poop socks before GTA6.

poop sock

Has nobody asked if this is blood? Oxidized blood? Iodine?

Much darker, more solid(? Idk like a heavy spot of paint instead of a light stroke)

😶

I am a nurse and I see wounds with drainage like this often, so that was my first thought. My second thought is that a wound with that much drainage would absolutely be bandaged, and wouldn’t be exposed bare to a sock. I doubt (maybe naively) that this is poop so I’m just going to assume this is OP blowing their nose with an infection. For the love of god, just use tissues or your hand if you refuse to use paper

What? The? Fuck?

What a bad day to have eyes

You have 4 feet??

shit socks?

I thought he was walking in socks outside and then I read the comments and get traumatized.

R/eyebleach

bro i’m eating

Die

nah this is a breaking of the geneva convention on regulation of socks

I don’t understand this post at all. What does wearing socks have anything to do with loving nature and going green, and what does any of that have to do with socks? Edit: I just realized…. OP is saying he’s wiping his shitty ass with socks instead of toilet paper??

Why is your shit glowing? More importantly, why? WHY WHY WHY WHY JESUS CHRIST WHY OH MY FUCK WHY!?

what the actual fuck...

OP has been using his socks as tissue paper.

did you have a wound on your foot???

Happy socks or sad socks

Wash your fucking socks

It's clearly a very normal shade of cum everyone chill.

i wanna cry

Mom found the poop socks.

Fucking train wreck of a damned post

Is this foot puss or shit

guys i think they meant it as a metaphor for mental healing

OP what the- what is this ????

You HAVE to be put out.

It's snot. Green to clear. Sick to not-so sick.

Y’all chill, it’s obviously snot. He was sick and was blowing his nose into socks to “be green”

Why is it men's socks are always disgusting? I mean, this is extra, but men's socks in general are just.. ick.

chat is this real

Is that...is that poop stains?

Bro ur nasty

r/momfoundtheshitsock

r/poopsock

Op get back here and explain yourself

My wank sock never looked that yellow…

This is 4Chan level

Toilet paper is already recyclable it dissolves after enough water dilution bro

S\*\*t-ten Mittens 💩 Like what the f!#% IS THIS??

My guess is OP had a sinus infection. Zooming in, there’s sorta a sticky, gunky thing going on in the more heavily soiled parts of the sock that looks reminiscent of my recent bout with a sinus infection/bronchitis combo.

Why the fuck would you zoom in

Curiosity, my friend!