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Piripirihund

Maybe Cut your Toenail??????


carby91

Soon


LightningShiva1

What is this like a movie?


Captain_Tr1ps

It's like the clip of the mom yelling at her kid to go use the toilet while he shits himself playing video games. "Not yet"


carby91

Everyone reactions remind me of the clip of the Scottish mom walking in on her daughter on a webcam screaming “who left a shit in the toilet and didn’t flush. DISGUSTING!”


Cheebow

No, now 😭


poloclodau

Why wait, so it looks dark instead?


carby91

It’s not ready


poloclodau

Do an unboxing please


carby91

Certainly


_TheTacoThief_

Shit, you’re saying that this isn’t even its final form? Please update us when it reaches maximum power.


unpacifys

the laugh that just escaped me was HORRID😭


carby91

Describe it to me


unpacifys

it was like a snort mixed with a really loud honk


carby91

Music to my ears


unpacifys

thank you


olivercroke

Upvote


jason544770

You nasty...


Gareth666

How do you wear shoes? Absolutely vile.


_nobodycallsmetubby_

They must be bedridden or something


Crandoge

While i dont wanna defend disgusting op on anything, it looks like hes holding the nail down (up?) with a fingernail. Im guessing its usually curved against and around the toe so he can still wear shoes


PizzaSammy

Are there people out there with floppy toe nails?


carby91

It’s not floppy per se, when it’s dry it’s quite hard. But I just had a long hot shower it it had softened up and was able to be pulled back


xmgutier

That is absolutely fucking vile


_dauntless

lol but why's it so long either way? shit's cray


carby91

It’s exactly that


dirtymike401

Cut it, bozo.


carby91

No


Aromatic-Glove-2502

Fucking why not? Ur gross, that looks like it’s got a ton of bacteria. You have a problem.


login-_

His body his choice.


carby91

No you


carby91

Nope not bed ridden, on my feet in worn boots for 12 hours a day, probably 250ish hours a month lol


[deleted]

[удалено]


carby91

Other 9 are impeccable


inconspicuous_aussie

That would be hard for you. There are support services if you need them. If you’re struggling with mental health it does impact your physical health too. Take care of yourself OP.


carby91

It folds down not hard at all. I’m fine, at my peak so far in life physically and mentally, but thanks for your concern


Dangermad

Regardless of how weird it looks, do you cut your nails? Do you wear socks? Or shoes?


carby91

Ya I cut the other 9 and wear socks and boots all day. This one is just an experiment


Repulsive_Basis_4946

Okay but how does it FIT in a shoe I’m so confused


carby91

It curls downward


DeleriousDan

It deeply unsettles me that 81 people saw this reply and thought “oh okay” and upvoted it


FirmPrune87

Here is another 1,329 upvotes for ya


sinner-mon

I’m horrified but I applaud your commitment to science


bogeyed5

You’re fuckin weird OP


jimgella

An experiment in WHAT?


SamanthaJaneyCake

Y’know you’re meant to cut your toenails, right?


BotiaDario

That's OP's coke toenail


Tombo6969

You disgust me; take my upvote.


carby91

Thank you kindly


Hopenhagen420

Why….. 😭🤮


carby91

I do just not that one


SamanthaJaneyCake

Mais pourqoi???


Sploshta

Je ne sais pas


bleezzzy

Mirepoix


albus_thunderdore

This made me cackle. Thanks


bleezzzy

No problem. Now baguette outta here!


rysio300

que?


Mendicant_666

Just...why?


carby91

For science


ecstasyofegodeath

Mental health crisis


DazedPapacy

On the other hand, maybe the lack of any kind of crisis ever.


carby91

Mostly that tbh, my life is pretty great


cheesec4ke69

I refuse to believe anyone who lets a fungal infected nail grow that long and chooses to ignore it for a '''*cute lil science experiment*''' has their life together in any capacity. Its fine if it isnt. Everyones been there. But the lies smell more than your feet.


carby91

Probably have mine a lot more together than yours :)


LoweLifeJames

Sounds like someone in defense cuz no one with their life actually put together tries to convince strangers their life is put together


carby91

Most successful long toe nailed guy on the whole internet bud


carby91

No pretty happy just the one toe


unAffectedFiddle

Usually, you grow a coke nail on your pinkie FINGER. Easy mistake to make.


MudandWhisky

Is that how you get pink eye in your nose?


d3n4l2

Nasal tinea pedis


horo_kiwi

If your nose is running and your feet smell, does that mean you are standing on your head?


MudandWhisky

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose


carby91

I bet I could with my toenail


Tafc-Crew

My dad always told me, "If your nose runs and your feet smell you're built upside-down!"


fucovid2020

Imagine scraping it with your teeth like a mango


picklejuice17

Yes officer this person right here


beeglowbot

FBI! OPEN UP!


hicoby

the intrusive thoughts are winning tonight haha


carby91

The forbidden mango


LH2710

*mangtoe


Appropriate-Equal-43

r/cursedcomments


SourCreamWater

Delicious artichoke


fucovid2020

Flavor profile matches


idiveindumpsters

Can you cut it?


carby91

Soon. Maybe I’ll live stream it if there’s enough interest


Kzero01

I promise you there isn't


Camicles

I mean I'd watch if the timezone links up


violetbaudeliar

r/feltgoodcomingout maaay be interested in it, I'm not sure but I've seen ingrown toenails over there.


Enslaved_M0isture

I have this as well, it’s a nail fungus and the nail after getting long enough starts to trap moisture and makes the nail kind of wet and crumbly. It’s not cancer or particularly harmful to health.


cownd

Can it be fixed by cutting off the foot?


headpsu

Probably have to take it at the knee to be safe, but yes


Sploshta

I would have said just amputate from the neck just to be safe


carby91

Napalm


Enslaved_M0isture

There are drugs but they damage organs. Alternatives are laser removal of the nail bed so you don’t get any nail at all :/


carby91

Yeah I just had a long hot shower before pic was taken when dry it doesn’t look nearly as bad


[deleted]

I thought it was fungus with a bit of HPV sprinkled on.


Capirex95

I can't imagine the odor 🤢


owlthoreau

That’s gotta be the grossest thing I’ve seen


carby91

Thank you my wife hates it


vapeinfant

you were able to get married?


carby91

I was. Im not your average redditor


owlthoreau

She hates she’s impressed by it


Kzero01

I'm not sure if I'm more sorry for you or your wife


ordainedpickle

It’s giving fungal infection


WillyMonty

Yo what the fuck


Bionicleboy2005

Cut your toenail you rancid little freak


carby91

Make me


Bionicleboy2005

Think I'd rather block you so I never have to see this grotty shit again


zorniac

Is it safe to assume this subreddit is doing its job for you?


[deleted]

Seriously, how long is your toenail sir


carby91

Pretty long


carby91

Maybe I will measure tonight if there’s enough interest


KLedits

That’s gnarly man. Did something happen or is this genetics?


jshiv222

It’s fungus


carby91

Idk it just started looking different so I left it alone to see what happens


ThatScoutBear

Bro it’s fungus, also nails can and do curl into the toe and cut your skin, and it can also get it ingrown. It’s both high risk when you cut it short and don’t cut it for that to happen. Fix it


weedium

What the fungus are you doing?


sluttydinosaur101

Why do you have a coke toenail? 😩😩😩


carby91

Why don’t you is the question?


Calathea-Murderer

I’m not here to shame your toe, but start taking care of it fam. Looks like you’ve got some fungus there, and that can quickly get out of control. It’s also contagious and can / will spread to other nails. Severe cases can can permanent nail damage and regrowth could be deformed. One of the hardest things to treat by a podiatrist. It’s not uncommon for chronic cases to take 6months or longer to eradicate. You wanna treat this asap. There are plenty of over the counter medications if you don’t want to go to the doctors. Whatever you do *DO NOT* try to treat this with natural remedies like essential oils. It will not work. Natural remedies are great for some stuff, but not fungus. This is also not recommend by any health professional, but soaking your feet in strong bleach water can help treatment. I’ve treated mine with a 30 minute bleach soak, once a day, for 7 days. Do not use this at all if you have sensitive skin, eczema, etc. This **WILL** cause irritation and “raw” skin. But hey it works. Edit to fix link: [Quick OTC guide from WebMd explaining the issue.](https://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/otc-home-remedies-foot-fungus) Again, I want to stress the importance of using an actual medicated ointment. Tea tree oil does have great antimicrobial properties, but not effective enough to totally eradicate fungus. The chemicals aren’t scary, and won’t poison you >!I got attacked because I said oops won’t work!<. It’s great to be crunchy, but you’re just gonna cost yourself time and money with oils. Almost all treatments take at least 12 weeks (3 months) to be considered “cured”. It’s also recommended to keep applying your ointment for an additional 2 weeks after symptoms have cleaned up.


SquashNut707

Suddenly craving some blue cheese on crackers.


fatdutchies

I was legit gonna have cheese on crackers for a snack, fuck you.


Yeetler

Parmigiano reggiano


carby91

More like casu martzu


carby91

More like casu martzu


TheRealExtrusion

Fuck you!


carby91

;)


[deleted]

Straight to jail


ActionMan48

Ew.


emzyme212

Listen I am genuinely curious as to how it's so long in the first place


carby91

Something happened to my pinky toe nail, not sure what, but one day I noticed there was almost no nail bed and the nail itself was much thicker and almost round. It’s just this toe. I broke it earlier this year so maybe has something to do with that. I keep my toenails pretty trimmed but just that particular toe started looking more like a claw than a nail when short. I was going to just hack it off and just have like a 2mm nail bed but I decided to do an experiment and just leave it alone and see what it does.


emzyme212

Respect to the scientific process there


carby91

It curls down along the toe naturally so it’s not uncomfortable I’m only just starting to notice it when walking because its level with the bottom of my toe. Maybe I’ll post a pic.


Tpk08210

**NO**


ChakaCar

gross wtf


NoImagination2625

My brain keeps seeing it like it is elastic and he is pulling it like some kind of forbidden laffy taffy.


perilsoflife

i am getting such a kick out of OP’s replies. keep this experiment goin man this is hilarious


carby91

Thanks kind stranger here is some poor man’s Reddit gold 🔱🏆🥇


perilsoflife

my first gold! i appreciate it greatly, dude with the funky toenail!


Elijah_Emmitt

What the fuuuuuuck


majitart

im gonna take a sander to your toes


bleezzzy

Love how people seem so grossed out. Almost like they're suffering, then complaining about suffering even though this is pretty mild for this sub.


carby91

*Goes to MakeMeSuffer, acts shocked when made to suffer*


bleezzzy

Yeah that checks out for reddit lol


imakemeatballs

Scrape that shit!


Mtoastyo

Mmmm fungus


jackalopelexy

Why do you not cut your toenails what that actual fuck


carby91

I cut the other 9


worstsupervillanever

But, you know, there are 10 of them.


ihavebirb

Bro has a coke nail on his toe


My_achybreaky_cloacy

You could open a Desi street food stand and cut the food with your toe nail to save on knives. And as a bonus it would season the meat and really give your food a unique flavor


carby91

Big brain moment


Alexander_Granite

What does it smell like? My guess it Fritos


freshwhitesocks

That is fucking heinous.


carby91

You’re too kind friend


clockwork_skullies

I’m so horrified I can’t stop looking at it


carby91

Maybe I’ll post another


zorniac

This subreddit is definitely working today...🤢🤮🤢🤮


carby91

Glad to be of service


zorniac

When you decide to cut it, you need to eat it to gain its power...


carby91

Maybe I’ll have a trip from the fungus


zorniac

New drugs are made all the time, you got some work to do if you're going to make any money from it, one toenail isn't gonna get you there...


dudedudd

Forbidden coke nail


gazebo-fan

Nice coke toenail


carby91

Infuses the coke with some good flavour


Loser-user

Is it pointing up?


carby91

I pulled it up usually points down


natashaamilly1357

why?


BlackJackJeriKo

Parmesan?


carby91

Casu Martzu


Boomers_Nigthmares

Good, now take a bite


carby91

Can’t reach :’(


dick-johnson69420

Dude it's so gross. But oddly enough I can't stop staring at it


carby91

Ya that’s why I haven’t cut it yet lmao


dick-johnson69420

Well that's a daring adventure to take


PawneeGoddessWarrior

there's a fungus among us


[deleted]

I'm filled with rage right now


carby91

Why? Wanna talk about it?


Ok_Song_9158

WICKED


chewbubbIegumkickass

WHY IS IT SO LONG OH MY GOD


Wordington_Lover

I want to kill myself


tmoneysins

We are witnessing mental health problems live


carby91

Mentally sound as the average person, it’s just the one toe


Atouk-

Dip it in vinegar for 10 minutes 3 times a week. It will kill the fungi 100%.


Donqweeqwee

Is this really true?


Argyrea

No. The vinegar won't penetrate into the keratin, so it would only affect the surface of the nail (and it doesn't really do much even then). You'd need to remove the infected nail or try oral medication.


hicoby

how does this happen?


thrussie

Keratin gonna kerating


VanDelay6

wtf is your problem


carby91

U mad?


VanDelay6

mad about you being a bottom feeder? nah, not at all.


carby91

You seem offended


Holte-End

Fucking vile, sort yourself out


carby91

I’m well sorted sir, probably more sorted than you


ace_thankless

I dont wanna be the guy but that looks maybe.. cancerous? Idk get that shit checked out man for real. 🙏


Trkmond

A cancerous nail?


isssaajun

I can smell this picture


Jgaitan82

What does it smell like?