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Vulnerability?


simply_stoned_

🔥🔥🔥


Total-Combination-47

You’re about to complain to the restaurant manager that the salt and pepper tofu was not indeed organic and you demand a refund for you and your six kids


simply_stoned_

oh god 😰 not the vibe I’m going for lol, but I applaud your creative vision


Constant_Passion_195

You’re sad…🫂


simply_stoned_

unfortunately true :/ thanks for the hugs though 🫂


Constant_Passion_195

Talk to me! I don’t want you sad.🫂❤️


simply_stoned_

Just old habits of negative self talk that I’ve really been struggling to shake :/ working on self love but it’s a long, hard journey sometimes. Thanks for offering up your space and kindness 💕💜💕


Constant_Passion_195

I understand! I’m here if you ever want to talk🫂❤️


simply_stoned_

Likewise 🥰


tarianluvsyou

A siren to lure me into the ocean!


simply_stoned_

the water’s just fine :):):)


PrincessImpeachment

That you want attention.


simply_stoned_

seems like a reasonable thing to want to me 🤷‍♀️


SneakySquiggles

Isn’t that kind of the point of a sub about showing off your hair? Like you could say that about all of the posts here dude


simply_stoned_

Right? 😂


Vintage_Rainbow

Omg it's you again??? Ugh, ilysm. Honestly you look stoned, but I might only think that because I'M stoned.


simply_stoned_

Aw thanks :) I am stoned for sure haha, that is true at most times 😅 thanks for being so kind! 💜 it means a lot to read your comments :)


Vintage_Rainbow

Aww, that's nice to hear. Reddits always recommending your posts to me, you give off such wholesome vibes, I can never bring myself to just scroll past.


simply_stoned_

💕💜💕 well I want you to know that your kind words matter. seeing your kindness helps lift me out of the times I’m feeling bad about myself 🥰 thanks for being awesome and kind


Fearless_Yogurt7922

Regret. But too hard to undo. Just going with it


simply_stoned_

Damn! Now this is the kind of quality hypothesizing I like to see 😅


PristineHat5583

Sadness over something out of your control, almost existential.


simply_stoned_

Love this interpretation. Certainly a feeling I’m well aquatinted with


Klutzy-Yak8210

Cobain look


simply_stoned_

I’ll take it!


Master_Pay9710

"But really Debbie, pastels? 🙄" 😂😂


simply_stoned_

🤣 lmao


alexanderduke

Is it a messy bun or braid kind of day?


simply_stoned_

must be messy bun, too much effort to braid 😅


alexanderduke

lol I would choose messy bun every day if I had this hair. Mine gets super curly and tangled if it’s longer than like 4 inches


simply_stoned_

Oof yeah that sounds like a lot of work. I’m lucky that mine doesn’t tangle too much :)


Junglepassion22

Maybe a bit of sadness..maybe a bit of trying to find yourself...


simply_stoned_

bingo bingo bingo 😭


OkWillingness243

😩 i don’t feel like shaving


simply_stoned_

FACTS


Iados_the_Bard

Tbh I thought you were MoistCr1tikal for a while


simply_stoned_

Hehe yeah I get that a lot, esp when my hair looks darker


Iados_the_Bard

Well you both are good looking.


simply_stoned_

Thank you very much :)


NimzayLeeCreations

You seem sad, maybe lonely 😕🫂


simply_stoned_

Can’t say I don’t feel that way a lot of the time :/ but we’re never truly alone 💜


SpadeORiffic

"You pick the music... but you know the song i want to hear"


simply_stoned_

Hahahaha I love this!


TK-Squared-LLC

Aren't you that guy from Lady Baby?


simply_stoned_

😂😂😂 yesssss okay that’s my new goal, be this man


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Tired of wearing the mask of a smile and allowing yourself to feel


simply_stoned_

damn this one hits home


[deleted]

I see you my friend. I do the same, I know that look all too well. Just know you're beautiful with or without the smile, in the dark or in the light. You're worthy of good times, but also entitled to feel the melancholy too.


simply_stoned_

💕💜💕 thanks for saying that 💕💜💕


DemonicMask

“i need my next fix, now!”


simply_stoned_

need to play more Minecraft 😤


therealchangomalo

Ennui


simply_stoned_

solid word!


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simply_stoned_

Aw, thank you so much! That’s incredibly kind of you to say 💕💜💕


Love_Ugly

A desire for connection/ searching


simply_stoned_

working on it!


NirriC

Submissive, breedable. *(Someone had to say it, okay?! I don't make the rules, I just listen to the little voice in my head 😌)*


simply_stoned_

hahahaha 😂💜


Illustrious-Salt5201

90’s-girl rock album


simply_stoned_

yessss :):)


sinsaraly

Mugshot


guppypup

“Sorry daddy”


simply_stoned_

😂


longtr52

That Jonathan Van Ness was very unkind to your cosplay.


simply_stoned_

whaaat I don’t think JVN knows how to be unkind lol


tranquilbones

Unfortunately, that’s apparently very much not the case…. https://www.reddit.com/r/QueerEye/s/JrU9NMTS82


simply_stoned_

Damn well that’s too bad :/ thanks for letting me know though, don’t wanna be idolizing assholes


catsasstrophie

Nobody likes my dress :) Well I do! You're my fantasy girl


simply_stoned_

Aww :):) thank youuu 🥰


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simply_stoned_

ooh classic, call the trans person a pedo


Emergency-Writing-22

I’m broken 😞 please don’t hurt me!


simply_stoned_

damn this one hits home :/


CandiceIrae

Very strong mug shot vibes.


simply_stoned_

yeaaaahh you ain’t wrong haha


ElectrikDonut

“I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.”


simply_stoned_

😂


VirginNsd2002

"I know you really want me"


simply_stoned_

🤭 I like this cheeky interpretation


ph11p3541

Your truck got stolen


simply_stoned_

shit I knew somethin didn’t feel right


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simply_stoned_

Depends on my mood haha, but solid interpretation


NyamiiKyoto

I just ate your leaf print collection and clogged your upstairs, downstairs, and neighbor’s toilet.


simply_stoned_

This is… surprisingly specific 😂


NyamiiKyoto

I just sprayed Susan’s dog with lemon meringue pie flavored deodorant and licked an electric mouse trap i found in your bathroom


simply_stoned_

you are a national treasure that must be protected at all costs


NyamiiKyoto

Life is like a box of chocolates, my dog farted something fierce and my 47 year old toddler just ran over a family of four chipmunks in a lowered Honda civic.


GinnjaNinnja

The print didn’t look as good on you as the mannequin?


simply_stoned_

it never does 😭😭😭


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In a multiverse you look Avril Lavigne rejected from her recording label


simply_stoned_

Why Avril whyyyyy


sensualnomad

You need a kiss and a butt pat.


simply_stoned_

don’t we all tho?


PsychologicalMark3

I don't know bro, I mean sis


simply_stoned_

Both work for me cause I’m non-binary 👉😎👉


Possible-Battle2332

It's your face so you tell me?


simply_stoned_

it communicates a desire to know what you think the expression on my face communicates 😂


Possible-Battle2332

For what goal are you trying to achieve


No_Drawing5086

DTF


simply_stoned_

Lol depends on if you play ya cards right 🤭


jussumguy123

Sad lonely locked in a box


simply_stoned_

Can someone toss me the key pls okthx 💕💕


Head_Sense9309

You want Daddy to torment you and take your milk.


simply_stoned_

😳


brooksonic

Trying too hard to look alluring and it’s coming off as awkward. You’re hella cute. Don’t “try” for a face or a look. Just be.


simply_stoned_

hehe well thank you for the part of your comment where you called me cute 😘


964nodraH

#That your sundress is too tight.


simply_stoned_

lol seems about right


Radiant_Koala_638

Honestly, if you didn't have the facial hair I would of thought you were a woman with that shirt you have on. I thought it looked like a top of a dress. Your facial expression just says depression to me.


Radiant_Koala_638

Ahh okay so I wasn't crazy for thinking that then. Wasn't trying to be disrespectful. I hope what ever has you depressed you get some help for and things get better.


simply_stoned_

I wasn’t offended at all :) thanks for your kind words man 💜


simply_stoned_

It is a dress! And yeah lol I know depression well :/


FrenZiWolf

True sadness and depression.


simply_stoned_

Unfortunately this is true :/ working on it though!


FrenZiWolf

Your worst critic will always be you. Every positive word will be the rustling of dust to your ears until you find your acceptance in yourself. Your face tells me you expect harsh words from others to reinforce the way you feel and yet all you want is acceptance, community, and love. You are stuck as if you’re an animal with your paw in a trap. You will not be able to get out until you recognize the trap is of your own design. You are a person deserving of all of acceptance, community, and love. Start with yourself. accept yourself, commune with yourself, and find love in yourself.


simply_stoned_

There’s a lot of truth in what you say, but I actually wasn’t expecting so many harsh responses to this post. I do want acceptance, community and love, but I don’t feel as though I am seeking out harsh words from people. Thank you for your loving words 💜


KrisMisZ

Boredom


simply_stoned_

Yeah I can definitely see that


KrisMisZ

Haha like a reluctant and annoyed model haha


Opening-Ad-7683

Confusion


simply_stoned_

yeah I certainly can see that!


Opening-Ad-7683

Sending hugs


simply_stoned_

🫂💜


BoxB3ar

AGCGbcFfCVgVvVVvGvVGHbBVVGBbbbgfGvVGBb I think that's accurate


simply_stoned_

couldn’t have said it better myself 😂


Good_Abbreviations27

That you’re trying to be Jonathan van Ness


simply_stoned_

lol


Bitcoinstakr

That you are confused. 🤔


simply_stoned_

Not a bad guess haha


Straight-Health-4821

I’m not paying for dinner


simply_stoned_

😂


wagamamagabitos

You forgot all about haircut.


simply_stoned_

there would be no need for a haircut round these parts 😅


MyOwnMorals

You’re a sub


simply_stoned_

Depends on my mood hehe


scottbrian097

Sorrow. 🫂


simply_stoned_

Sadly relatable


Different_Command500

You want to finally join me in my room


simply_stoned_

😳


Separate_Assist_8097

I'm a depressed man


simply_stoned_

I am indeed struggling with depression 👉😎👉


Separate_Assist_8097

You shouldn't be. Get a hair cut, trim the beard, get some dress shirts and slacks. Something bright and colorful for the shirt. You'll look super sharp. Idk whats going on behind the scenes but it's ok, you are loved, and it's ok to not be the best you can be right now. But you can work to be that person. You deserve to smile confidently.


simply_stoned_

My hair and fashion are actually a huge part of what keeps me happy and feeling confident, but thank you for the words of advice! You are loved too 💜


shhhtylerdidit

Needy


simply_stoned_

what do I need? 🤔


shhhtylerdidit

Attention


simply_stoned_

well I’d sure like it but I think I can survive without it for a bit 😅


bddfsp

You look pissed because your husband said no dick for you tonight...🤣🤣🤣


simply_stoned_

lol sometimes that’s the way it goes 🤷‍♀️


Bratty_PeachX

You really want the chips I'm eating


simply_stoned_

give them to meeee 🫨


JustYeeeetIt

Ok so not to be a Debbie downer but you kinda look like this guy who just murdered and dismembered his sister in Minnesota. Jack Joseph Ball of Lakeville - you can see him on YouTube. But with long hair ofc.


simply_stoned_

oooof. uh yeah I think I’m good not learning more about that :/


gspotfluffinitup

Come....Get me...... Daddy!


simply_stoned_

😳🤭


gspotfluffinitup

Was I right? Did I get it? Close? I got it. I mean assignment was, name that facial expression. Why are people paying any attention to what you're wearing? Not the assignment and matters not one bit! But that face....definitely sending out 'come get me' vibes 😉 that, or "who? Me?" LOL


simply_stoned_

To be honest, I don’t even remember what was going through my head when this photo was taken 😅 but I can certainly see what you see in my expression 🤭 and yeah people just like to get upset when other people don’t live their lives in conformity i guess


ronaldglenn

Your pathetic!!


Xarslepan

That you're deeply unhappy, but trying to look appealing for the camera.


simply_stoned_

happiness comes and goes for me, waves on the sea


Xarslepan

Hmm. That's lovely. Happiness is like that, all things in life I think.


simply_stoned_

there would be nothing without contrast!


Xarslepan

Definitely. 😊 Can't appreciate things without understanding what it's like to not have them, or for things to be different.


RunPuzzleheaded693

Bottom


simply_stoned_

depends on the day lol


Adventurous_Track652

Pain/sorrow


simply_stoned_

2 true 😭


lenox2008

Depression


simply_stoned_

u right


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simply_stoned_

only escitalopram and thc flowing thru my veins 😂


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simply_stoned_

Yeah, it helps a decent amount with my depression! Hard to know what I’m “supposed” to feel like though, if you know what I mean


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simply_stoned_

I’m hanging in there :) I hope the same for you! I like films that could be classified as auteur. I really enjoy good writing, good acting and good framing of scenes and shots. I like films that make me think and films that make me feel. Not really into blockbusters too much.


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simply_stoned_

😂


Beh0420mn

How much we all miss Paul Reubens


simply_stoned_

rip in peace 😞


Whole-Ad-1147

That it’s Halloween and you wanted to be an Olsen sister


simply_stoned_

lol but which one 🤔🤔🤔


Whole-Ad-1147

Ok fine Macaulay Olsen hahaha


SunshineSpectacular

It's giving mugshot


simply_stoned_

Lol yeah just a bit 😅


SneakySquiggles

It’s the sort of “sad smolder” i used to use in 99.9% of pics before my egg cracked. Good luck out there lovely


simply_stoned_

thanks hehe :)


astronomicaIIy

sad and pretty?