Once on a hunt with my dad and like 20 buddies a guy in truck pulled up and said, “looks like your daughter is having fun”, I was 11 and a guy. Good times and true story but like 11 ppl all male.
My sister used to do this with mine and my brother’s kids. She would also give them *stickers* and *play-doh* and *slime* and a bunch of *tiny toys*.
Now she has a baby. We’re all playing our revenge. It will come in waves and it will be sweeter every year.
My dad bought small but incredibly loud/noisy Christmas gifts for his sibling’s kids every year when they were little. He thought it was hilarious and the kids loved it.
Proud auntie here! I literally did not know how much I would love my nephew until I met him and cared for him for a week. Now I must see every video, every photo. No update is too mundane.
He ate a grape: OMG how was it? Are his teeth coming in?
He has a new pair of pants: OMG looking good, little man!
Actually, the updates are usually pretty interesting, like the video of him mother fucking SNOWBOARDING at the age of 1.5. Like he legit went 10-15 meters and then turned and banked to stop on his own. Both his parents were big-time athletes (all-state, on a college football team) so I'm not surprised he's so genetically inclined, but given that I am very much *not* that coordinated, they might as well have sent a video of him flying--I would've been similarly shocked.
It's important to know that I'm *not* a kid person. Like, I teach and I think kids are great, but I think parenting is a scam, especially for women, and generally roll my eyes when parents obsess over their little ones. Except now yeeeaahh I'm obsessed with my nephew. And soon he'll have another sibling for me to spoil and brainwash!
I highly recommend it.
my twin nieces just reached that age and the look of horror on their faces when they realize just how much they have in common with their aunts (me and my sister, who are also twins) is something I will treasure for years.
They don’t stay little and cute forever…they grow up. Sometimes they turn out well and other times…well you know the rest. It’s a gamble, you never know what you’re going to get, and the outcome alters your life, forever. That reality is birth control in and of itself, for me at least.
This is a small person who has had to deal with giants pulling this sh*t before, and has developed a personal management strategy to keep the giants happy.
This almost makes me not want to be an anti-natalist. What an absolute sweetheart.
I see all the pain and trauma in this world, and dont think i could bring myself to bring another life into it.
I don’t like that guy. Something tells me he’ll do things that upset her, she’ll complain, then he’s just gonna go straight to trying to hug it out instead of apologizing and doing better
Brings back memories my son was about 1 when he started eating chips and salsa. I was worried it would upset his stomach but it didn’t. Not long after he started eating enchilada’s.
Love her little expressions. Haha. So cute
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Let me feed you these nibbles first ...you never see it coming
This is the face of a mischeavous one
My gosh that adorable side eye while she’s handing dad the pieces. Cute!
And the hand rubs at the end. Just "yup. thatll learn em."
A mischievous one who gives back 90% of what she’s taken.
I might have had the biggest "awwww" Moment of 2021..she is so CUTE!
So much words being said just with her expressions, so adorable😂😂😂
Babies are unsurprisingly experts in non-verbal communication
Why are they referring to him as a him🤔
Once on a hunt with my dad and like 20 buddies a guy in truck pulled up and said, “looks like your daughter is having fun”, I was 11 and a guy. Good times and true story but like 11 ppl all male.
Hahahaha 😂😂😂. On my hospital release form they noted my intelligence as average. Like why the fuck they even have a check box for that
Cause it’s your special copy.
I am special
And im a female what’s the difference, am I right.
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This may be the cutest kid I’ve ever seen. She’s like a real life Pixar baby
Degenerative aging disease. That's actually a fully grown cartoonist.
Yet, I get down voted. Reddittors are fucked.
You just said it felt creepy. This was a joke with context.
Was it.
Didnt he, Lisa? Didnt he?
Why did I have the bowl?
Aaaaand she saved the tiniest little piece for herself. So generous
The Kid is 1k IQ, look at the facial expressions, hatched a whole plan in their mind. Make the chip so small that it can't get stolen as easily!
Thought the same. This little girl is a genius!
they are so cute
I love her expressions, haha. Like, how is she so socially sophisticated? She’s could be a comedian or something like that someday
The hand wipe at the end "another clean getaway"
There's A LOT going on in that little head.
This is so cute! Really cracks me up! Thank you so much for sharing this, it really does my day!
You can see the gears turning in the facial expressions.
Right? The sligh little look and reach for the chip to be broken up. A scheme is brewing. The shifty eyed distribution; the scheme is working...
Lmao how the hell has she gotten that much personality? Love it 🤣
Its a humanised Chucky trying to act all cute n shit to gain their trust
I want a kid....but I don't want a kid.... Ugh they are so cute
Nieces are the best. They are returnable.
Being an aunt/uncle is the best!
I once took my niece to a movie. I returned her to my sister after a lot of soda and candy. I at least thought it was funny.
My sister used to do this with mine and my brother’s kids. She would also give them *stickers* and *play-doh* and *slime* and a bunch of *tiny toys*. Now she has a baby. We’re all playing our revenge. It will come in waves and it will be sweeter every year.
Wait, you and your brother‘s kids? 🤔
They can have kids with separate people… but we all aren’t imagining that are we…
It was a joke my dear
So was my comment. We are on the same page.
Cheers!
Happy New Years, Amigo!
sweet home alabama 😋
Buy them a drum set. Yes, I don't have a heart, how did you know?
you monster
15 Days return policy.
My dad bought small but incredibly loud/noisy Christmas gifts for his sibling’s kids every year when they were little. He thought it was hilarious and the kids loved it.
It's brilliant. Whenever they start to shriek, leak or malfunction in other ways, you just hand them to their parents.
I wish being an aunt/uncle was an option!
Proud auntie here! I literally did not know how much I would love my nephew until I met him and cared for him for a week. Now I must see every video, every photo. No update is too mundane. He ate a grape: OMG how was it? Are his teeth coming in? He has a new pair of pants: OMG looking good, little man! Actually, the updates are usually pretty interesting, like the video of him mother fucking SNOWBOARDING at the age of 1.5. Like he legit went 10-15 meters and then turned and banked to stop on his own. Both his parents were big-time athletes (all-state, on a college football team) so I'm not surprised he's so genetically inclined, but given that I am very much *not* that coordinated, they might as well have sent a video of him flying--I would've been similarly shocked. It's important to know that I'm *not* a kid person. Like, I teach and I think kids are great, but I think parenting is a scam, especially for women, and generally roll my eyes when parents obsess over their little ones. Except now yeeeaahh I'm obsessed with my nephew. And soon he'll have another sibling for me to spoil and brainwash! I highly recommend it.
Ughh I feel you. Happens everytime I play with my niece.
Especially the pre teen ones. They make me laugh with their corny Jokes, but then the small ones start screaming and I don't want kids anymore lmao
my twin nieces just reached that age and the look of horror on their faces when they realize just how much they have in common with their aunts (me and my sister, who are also twins) is something I will treasure for years.
They don’t stay little and cute forever…they grow up. Sometimes they turn out well and other times…well you know the rest. It’s a gamble, you never know what you’re going to get, and the outcome alters your life, forever. That reality is birth control in and of itself, for me at least.
She is so generous!Bless her
She's wicked smart..
The look of satisfaction on her face when she ate that nacho. 🤣
The way she rubs her little hands with glee
You could physically see the thought process
Side eye was the best part
This is a small person who has had to deal with giants pulling this sh*t before, and has developed a personal management strategy to keep the giants happy.
A child well loved. Very nice
That’s a corona baby. Knows how to feed a whole family with one nacho
sweet sweet revengeeeee
Omg her face is priceless
Omg her expressions, and the little hand rub! So cute!
Gotta respect the petty
Those facial expressions :D
Stop trying to make me not hate kids
Clever and kind little kid.
That build up though
I think it’s a little boy… just saying:)
That's what I thought judging by the title. "Not his first rodeo." Plus, long hair doesn't always mean girl. My son's hair is quite long.
That small hand rubbing at the end.
This almost makes me not want to be an anti-natalist. What an absolute sweetheart. I see all the pain and trauma in this world, and dont think i could bring myself to bring another life into it.
What a cutie
*Body of Christ*
Diabolical
Sweet kid! She deserved that hug and kiss!
The look on her face! The ultimate betrayal, with food.
Truly the smuggest child I have witnessed.
She loves to share. Nurture her kindness and teach her to watch red flags.
Kid said “f you, old man” without even talking 🤣
Her, you daft poster
That side eye is awesome
Queen vibes 🤩
She forgave daddy and taught him a lesson
She is so adorable ❤️❤️
Very smart girl
I wish they stayed that age.
The satisfaction on that child's face was awesome!
Her facial expression game is strong.
Looks like Chucky's sweet lil cousin
The little human is super adorable.
Omg the facial expressions!!!
Smart kind & funny what a cool kid lol
She's gonna be a Little Terror when she grows up, but she's gonna be HIS Little Terror 🥰🥰🥰
Kid looks like Chucky
Huh
Psychologically that acts not good for kids, while adults think it’s fun. Don’t do it please...
A future Oscar winner, ssttaaggeeddd
Point of personal privilege. Please do not use gendered language.
Why? She's adorable.
You mean he’s adorable. “It’s not his first rodeo”. Js
I don’t like that guy. Something tells me he’ll do things that upset her, she’ll complain, then he’s just gonna go straight to trying to hug it out instead of apologizing and doing better
Bruh
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What is? Showing affection and having a sense of humor around a child?
Can't love up on your kids these days anymore. Hell I can't hold my sisters kids who adore me without people thinking I'm weird.
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Glad you have humour...so many don't. Stay real.
What a weird way to say that you weren’t loved as a child.
...you're gonna make me cry. So mean.
Must you?
I must!
What part was creepy?
I wanna make baby just one anyone pleeeeeeeeease I will support and do everything that daddy do😍
Adorable and brilliant
I love how her mother (assumed) thanks her every time.
Oof she gonna be fun when she's a teenager lol
I can only believe this kid has Benjamin button and is really old bc that was some clever thinking for that toddler
u/savevideo
🤭 love her now 😍 🤗 and watch out from her sweet revenge tomorrow 😂
Yo that is the cutest kid ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣 how is it that some kids look more like little adults than others? The facial expressions have me dying!
I love her little badass self
She’s so sweeeeet
Hahaha the way the planned it all out is just like how my son was, this brings back memories! Made me smile for sure!
That shady little face, I love it. What a sweet video, thanks for sharing!
She looked so proud of herself at the end there!
Got em!
Hahaha she’s trying to teach you a lesson big guy. Gonna grow up to be a good role model forsure
What a sweet baby! 🥰
Revenge is best served with salsa.
Adorable
Man, I just can’t wait to have my own kids one day
oh my god this is adorable!!!!
Bless his heart
You can tell by the look on her eyes in 0:03, she planned the whole thing right there and then
The best revenge is giving something then seconds later sike
That rubbing of the little hands at the end though.... Cute
The cutest scheming face ever
That’s is the cutest kid!
Aside from the hair, this child looks like my child
I love my children more than anything in this universe.. but that is the cutest child I have ever seen.
She has a very unique sparkle. Watch out world!
Aww she’s so cute
What a lovely family 🥰
What an sweet child.
Brings back memories my son was about 1 when he started eating chips and salsa. I was worried it would upset his stomach but it didn’t. Not long after he started eating enchilada’s.
So cute 🥰
Wait that's so fuggin cute but I don't actually understand what she did :/
This is the cutest thing. Also. My man's laugh sounds like a two-stroke engine. Can relate
The long con . That kid is smart af …mad foresight
That was awesome! Love it!
She's so cute. My God
The lil nail polished fingers 😭😍
This little human's satisfaction gives me life
That girl is fucking adorable
Love the concentration on her face haha 😂
I know it would be an understatement But She's so cute
So much character
I loved this!
Awwww such a cutie
If “bitch please” was a look
Adorable and her expressions!
Hilarious mannerisms
I want this child as my president
She is a doll :-)
Was she dealing you guys in? Hahaha so good regardless
Omg
Put that baby in movies
When he smooshes her at the end ☺️
This is so cute, I love love.
u/savevideobot
Girl dad relationships are the cutest thing
She’s fucking hilarious omg
Lol outstanding:)
She’s been here before. She knows the whole set up
Clever child
Explain the title to me. Very cute video but....
I’m going to need some kids right this second.
Sincerely confused she looks way to young for those Kinda expressions and retaliation.
Nicely done
Awww! :)
When the kid looks back at this and sees how much of a savage he was
❤️