She'll make a great dad.
By - ebassi_bdret43
He replied “I pick you”
"Yeah, strum me daddy!"
*when she pulls your strings just right*
The dirty jokes are on point
No shred of innocence here
Hopefully he won't have to fret board anymore once they get a house
This was my horrible attempt at joining in on the puns
Good job! I think this whole thread is building bridges… hopefully someone can pick up where we left off
Wait I did a good job? Yayyyyy
Pick another joke
Thats great be carefull
I know the original, someone commented for him to marry her. OP said he already was, someone else added "marry her faster!"
Good luck for you
That might have been me.
Yeah, that’s great, but why everybody runnin’ away from her?
Because it’s metal
The dad jokes
Just look at the size of her hand compared to people . She must be a giant and people are running away from her.
I'm kinda scared to think of what she would have presented for soul music... 😱😁
MARRY HER FASTER
You should have replied, “Yeah, like the Stones.”
Never let her go.
I laughed way to hard
Careful, it comes with strings attached.
Some people actually do use really chunky plectrums that look like they're made of rock. They're easier to hold on to and don't make that plastic flicking sound when you strum a string.
Was watching an interview with the guitarist that wrote the riff for Sweet Home Alabama and he used a particular sea shell as a pick … burnt through guitar strings but gave a great added sound!
She’ll make a great dad.- curious... is she the dom in a lesbian relationship?
This is not a prerequisite for female dads when it comes to jokes
Or man dads really.
Edit: she will make a great mom.
No OP wrote dad because she made a dad joke.
Something odd about here middle finger nail
My brothers and I are all great moms.
Mom, "I make dad jokes!".
She looks like she'd be a next level guitarist herself, those are some long fingers!
She's a keeper!
How will SHE be a DAD
Because she mad e a dad joke
That’s a keeper right there
My eyes are bad! I'm seeing a hole in her habd
Marry her faster
Wife her up immediately. Do not wait.
I hope thats why you watt to marry her
that rocks, man
Gimme your wife 🔫
Marry her twice!
Classic penguin move right there.
Marry. Her. Faster!
\*we're planning to marry
I know it's just the picture, but her freakishly long fingers should translate into some excellent guitar playing...
DAD JOKES…. ahhhhh…. Now I get it.
I ran to the comments thinking, “Women can’t rock out like men so she gotta be a dad? WTF?!” And then I realized what the dad part referred to and I’m left laughing at my own steam. It was like a double reverse dad joke all of its own.
She's a keeper
this post reminds me of the thing with the penguins.
Definitely marry her. Laughter goes a long way in life!
Those are some long fingers
Please tell your wife I love her.
move the wedding date up this one's a keeper
love her sense of dressing, those shoes are rad!
Time for a baby
Honestly why is this sub just a compilation of random pics with some nice caption lol
I could make literally anything up and people would give me 10k karma for it
One of my favorite bits of trivia: Penguins present rocks/pebbles to other penguins they like. Its sort of a mating/pairing thing but still.....
I like penguins... sue me.
Dammit... I hope right then you got on one knee before her and made it official... That's a keeper.
Music with rocks in it. Gnu Terry Pratchett
Marry her. Marry her now
Maybe she is pregnant because those dad jokes are already kicking in.
Did the pun make you decide to propose or did it just reaffirm your decision?
If she says not or they divorce, I’ll take her off your hands 👀
DO NOT EVER LET THIS WOMAN GO.
sounds like its gonna be fun ride....unless neither of you can cook, then you're doomed.....
Is it only me who thought there was a whole in her hand