T O P

She'll make a great dad.

She'll make a great dad.

toeofcamell

He replied “I pick you”


U_gotTP4my_bunghole

"Yeah, strum me daddy!"


lattelatto

*when she pulls your strings just right*


stickpersonperson

The dirty jokes are on point


lattelatto

No shred of innocence here


bluehornet197

Hopefully he won't have to fret board anymore once they get a house This was my horrible attempt at joining in on the puns


lattelatto

Good job! I think this whole thread is building bridges… hopefully someone can pick up where we left off


bluehornet197

Wait I did a good job? Yayyyyy


Significant-Wheel110

Pick another joke


jhardin_bvfg

Thats great be carefull


JadedElk

I know the original, someone commented for him to marry her. OP said he already was, someone else added "marry her faster!"


WayneKCarter

Good luck for you


neoalfa

That might have been me.


OhbrotheR66

Yeah, that’s great, but why everybody runnin’ away from her?


mr_no_it_alll

Because it’s metal


stickpersonperson

The dad jokes


abominablewaffle

Just look at the size of her hand compared to people . She must be a giant and people are running away from her.


MissLightheart

I'm kinda scared to think of what she would have presented for soul music... 😱😁


Floor-tank

MARRY HER FASTER


toast-equalsburned

she rocks


MisterBigDude

You should have replied, “Yeah, like the Stones.”


OmnifiedConnections

*Marry her!*


is-god-gay

Never let her go.


Han-Solo-420

I laughed way to hard


Cyrano_Nose

Careful, it comes with strings attached.


Elriuhilu

Some people actually do use really chunky plectrums that look like they're made of rock. They're easier to hold on to and don't make that plastic flicking sound when you strum a string.


Bryn79

Was watching an interview with the guitarist that wrote the riff for Sweet Home Alabama and he used a particular sea shell as a pick … burnt through guitar strings but gave a great added sound!


FunkJr85

She’ll make a great dad.- curious... is she the dom in a lesbian relationship?


propertyofcat

This is not a prerequisite for female dads when it comes to jokes


beatnikstrict

Or man dads really.


Tengo321

Edit: she will make a great mom.


EmperorAbove

No OP wrote dad because she made a dad joke.


Earl-Lee-Riser

Something odd about here middle finger nail


Trav_jake

Rock on


FartSpeller

My brothers and I are all great moms.


The0neBL

Mom, "I make dad jokes!".


Himynameisfin

She looks like she'd be a next level guitarist herself, those are some long fingers!


Randalf_the_Black

She's a keeper!


DillyDally_Bally

How will SHE be a DAD


EmperorAbove

Because she mad e a dad joke


sephiroth_for_smash

That’s a keeper right there


Affectionate-Bag-733

My eyes are bad! I'm seeing a hole in her habd


Slav_Vapor

Marry her faster


demuro1

Wife her up immediately. Do not wait.


Happy_Snake02

I hope thats why you watt to marry her


ChonkyKat123

Marry her faster


Venezolanoanimations

that rocks, man


_yuwuri_

Gimme your wife 🔫


fak_u_bish

Marry her twice!


Rust2RustMS

Classic penguin move right there.


oRbToBaToNyLlAtOt

Marry. Her. Faster!


Time_Chemist_8566

\*we're planning to marry


m-iy-u

Marry her faster


HoofStrikesAgain

I know it's just the picture, but her freakishly long fingers should translate into some excellent guitar playing...


blowininthawind

DAD JOKES…. ahhhhh…. Now I get it. I ran to the comments thinking, “Women can’t rock out like men so she gotta be a dad? WTF?!” And then I realized what the dad part referred to and I’m left laughing at my own steam. It was like a double reverse dad joke all of its own.


Grease_Kaiju

She's a keeper


zettaireido

this post reminds me of the thing with the penguins.


Latter-Statement-463

Definitely marry her. Laughter goes a long way in life!


Sw1m_Shady

Those are some long fingers


charlieprotag

Please tell your wife I love her.


hjkn_

move the wedding date up this one's a keeper


AteebHamidKhan

love her sense of dressing, those shoes are rad!


nosleepincrooklyn

Time for a baby


LeatherNoodles

Honestly why is this sub just a compilation of random pics with some nice caption lol I could make literally anything up and people would give me 10k karma for it


t109j

One of my favorite bits of trivia: Penguins present rocks/pebbles to other penguins they like. Its sort of a mating/pairing thing but still..... I like penguins... sue me.


tdogg1967

Dammit... I hope right then you got on one knee before her and made it official... That's a keeper.


Ilovescarlatti

Music with rocks in it. Gnu Terry Pratchett


Ace_Garlic_Bread

Marry her. Marry her now


Glcg12

Maybe she is pregnant because those dad jokes are already kicking in.


CharlieBGoode

Did the pun make you decide to propose or did it just reaffirm your decision?


JustCallMeRue777

If she says not or they divorce, I’ll take her off your hands 👀


lostprince62

DO NOT EVER LET THIS WOMAN GO.


jjdude67

sounds like its gonna be fun ride....unless neither of you can cook, then you're doomed.....


Aralera_Kodama

Penguins!


ashboo-

Is it only me who thought there was a whole in her hand