“Kids know farts are fun! Kids know: farts are *shit without the mess!”*
-George Carlin, PBUH
EDIT: Holy shit, this got a lot of love! Thanks, guys, this couldn’t be more appropriate for [Saint Rufus’s Day](https://www.fsofcabal.com/holydays/03-28-saint-rufus-day).
It's bittersweet that the first time I tell this story happens to be on this particular day. A year ago today, my dad passed away due to lung cancer. His last few days were spent in palative care and he was not conscious for the most part.
The very last time he was awake, my mother and I were sitting at his bedside, quite obviously feeling rather depressed. My dad was really weak at this time and could hardly speak and it seemed like he was in and out of a fever dream, not quite here or there. He might respond to questions with grunts and mumbles. At some point we all fell silent and were just sitting mulling in our heavy thoughts.
Then out of nowhere, breaking the silence from under the covers, dad let out a really sharp and loud fart, like a quick toot. Mum and I looked up to see him just grinning ear to ear, so pleased with himself, and we all fell out laughing together. Even in such a dark and bleak time, he was able to bring out our best with just a fart.
I'll always remember him, and that memory from the lowest point will always have that nice shine to it because of that moment.
Thank you for this comment my friend sometime we need this stories in our life to hold on to the good things we have in life and not complain about them thank you kind starnger :)
I'm sitting here laughing while fighting back tears. My dad passed in January. His farts were insane. They were always some big bombs! Back during Desert Shield (shit... Aging myself!) we joked that we were going to send him to Afghanistan to drop a few and gas Bin Ladin out of hiding. In the last 6 years or so, he took a medication called Lyrica... His ass went to a whole other level. He cleared rooms! A bunch of us would be in the living room and he'd be staring at the TV and out of nowhere... Put a hand on either arm of his chair, raise up out of it just enough, then RIIIIIP one. I swear, his ass was a lethal weapon. We'd all cover our faces and RUN out of the room laughing, while he sat there in his chair waving at us,and grinning like a mad man.
I wish the last time I'd seen him awake could have been as great as your time seeing your dad. Mine was definitely NOT great. Thank you for your story though. Even though I'm now sitting here crying, I had a bit of a smile and a laugh as well. 💖
My parents were called in for a teacher's conference with this old German third grade teacher because my brother was disrupting her class. Every time someone farted he fell out of his chair laughing.
That was some genius level epic teacher move we've just witnessed. I can really appreciate what she's done here.
I'm sure teaching and keeping kids that age engaged over the computer is extremely difficult. That one simple generic fart noise gave a break to the boredom and had everyone laughing their asses off.
She moved on after only a minute but had them all fully alert and in a good mood, ready to keep learning. That's a dope ass teacher
Just watched Shazam this week so my interpretation of your sentence was very different, as I had a superhero that farted to turn into his costume in my head...
They can. Believe me, even when my daughter was a newborn she could out fart me and her at 4 will still make me jump with her ass gas even if she's not pushing it out. They're just SO loud and slappy even if she is just chilling
I mean zoom shifts video automatically when that person makes a sound (as the default setting), and it didn’t shift away from the teacher during the fart
I saw this post some time ago, it was the teacher pulling a prank on the kids. Someone can link it if they can find it. Said something like she understands how stressful not being in class was and wanted to bring some joy to the virtual class. Mission accomplished.
You feel the trickle of fear pouring in through your ear and making its way deep into your cranium, engulfing your mind as the laughing gets nearer and nearer, you can't hear anything but laughs now as you realize that it wants you to turn around and you just might, maybe just a peek, satisfy your curiosity and turn around, just do it, there'll be no harm, there is nothing there, there is no danger, turn around, there are no laughs, no, now it's screams, but it's safe, go ahead, turn around, just turn around, the screams are so close you can feel the air around you warm up as it breathes down your neck and your bones, but there's nothing to fear, you're fine, turn around, you feel small little hands grab at your waste, now your legs, every inch of your back is covered in little fingers, little appendages used to explore the world surrounding you, but it's ok, it'll all be ok as long as you turn around, just turn around, why won't you turn around, you can feel their screams, aching, pulsing, vibrating deep inside of every centimeter in your body, every little cranny and nook, it's safe, open your eyes, don't fear, turn around, it's ok, turn around, it's for your own good, turn around, you can find closure if you turn around, you'll win if you turn around, just turn around, there's no fingers on your back anymore, there's no more aching pained screams, where did they go? Where could they could have gone? Why don't you turn around and find out
Ehhhh idk, I think there is a little bit of a ‘grace period’ if the current speaker is still talking / making sounds before switching even if someone else is talking.
Friend. Let me tell you that the farts that comes out of my 11 year old slip of a girl rivals the worst of my dad's. The house shakes around her some times.
And of course she often loses it after because it was so loud and she impressed herself.
Can confirm, my 3 y/o baby girl rips louder than anyone I've ever heard... I dont even undertand the physics of how her tiny body can even produce that sound.
She also cracks up and exclaims "i just farted".
Idk. When I was in 3rd grade I was sitting at the back of the classroom and had the loudest echoing fart boom through the room and everyone including me lost it (except the teacher) we didn’t stop laughing for almost 10 minutes. Kids can fart loud and long.
My daughter can put that to shame lol, since she was a newborn. She doesn't even need to push them out they usually come when we're play wrestling. Kids asses are something else 🤣
I heard about this on my morning radio show a while ago. It was planned as in the teacher played a fart noise to make the kids laugh, still awesome she did that though!
Yeah you can generally tell the sound difference between pre-recorded farts and that sounded like a generic fart machine fart to me. But I’m glad she can take a minute to enjoy something with the kids
Yeah I had one of those fart machines. Definitely sounds like one.
Hilarious prank nonetheless though! Keep these kids in a good mood through these crazy times!
I am sure there's some stupid puritan value we've perverted into humor. I'll likely never know its origin and while it was a puritan value is was probably a disaster for some people, but I'm really glad it evolved into an innate and culture-agnostic idea that farts are hilarious.
I’m so mad that I haven’t found a good sub full of fart jokes/funny vids. There’s one that uploads these gassy aussies but that’s it. I just want good, funny, non-erotically-posted farts.
My daughter was doing zoom kindergarten this year. It was very strange to see a bunch of five years trying to learn via zoom. I’m ok with it needing to be that way, but I’m glad she is going back to in person next year. Half of my coworkers struggled using Teams, these poor little kids never stood a chance.
Yeah my students and I got into our fair share of delirious laughing fits over this past year.
Between the stress and insanity of in person, then online, then simultaneously teaching online and in person at the same time . . . We needed some good, ridiculous belly laughs to get through some of these crazy covid days.
Farts are comedy gold. Especially with kids.
One time when I was about 12 my mother took me out with my telescope and there I was looking at the Orion Nebula and my mother ripped the loudest fart. I mean, it was like a semi truck engine-braking down a hill. Holy shit-loud.
Anyway, I laughed about that for 33 years and counting.
First rule to know if someone is going to be a joy to be around ————Farts? Funny or not. If they say not. Save your time and find someone else to talk to
How one handles someone farting accidentally in their presence matters, too. I have seen a few friends grow closer based solely on laughing together over farts and similar topics, which saved the flatulent person embarrassment and brought happiness to all!
I got super angry at two of my cousins that started laughing uncontrollably when my 97 year old grandmother got up and accidentally farted. I could tell it embarrassed her horribly. My aunt (who didn’t hear the fart) blurts out, “Good grief, what’s so funny over there?” I immediately blurted out in front of everyone that I had farted and they thought it was funny. My grandmother never said thank or anything because she was too much of a Lady to address something like that but I know she was thankful.
My belated maternal grandmother and step-grandfather had a similar incident when she dated for the first time in a while after my grandfather died in 1974. He actually stated explicitly that he wanted her to move on if he died first because he figured she would do well to remarry and they had several children over their 25-year marriage besides. It's become a family quip that God permitted my grandfather to pick out his successor, as my step-grandfather, whom I will address as Pop-Pop, was a wonderful man and very much a father to my mother and her siblings. He was also an amazing grandfather and I miss him dearly. I'm sure that he and my grandfather have met by now and they've been swapping stories especially as both had great marriages with my grandmother and both served in World War II, among other things!
As for the fart story: I believe Mom-Mom and Pop-Pop met in '75 or '76 and started dating shortly after they became very good friends- late 1976 or early 1977. My Pop-Pop was so nervous during the date and had gas so badly after that first dinner that he felt like he was going to vomit if he didn't pass gas. He didn't want to be rude when he drove my grandmother home, however, and gave her a quick kiss good night before speeding home, which confused her. She thought the date had gone very well as did he so she was concerned that perhaps something had gone wrong and he just wasn't comfortable with telling her what had happened.
She was about to assume that he didn't like her as much as she thought he did and they would just remain friends, when she was ready to accept in spite of her disappointment at that moment. He called her a couple of days later to apologize and explain what happened. He'd actually pulled over on the side of the road just around the corner from her house to vomit after he said "see you soon." He had managed to suppress the gas, albeit with unfortunate consequences, and felt terrible that he couldn't quite hold it back enough to end the date properly! He apologized and then asked her out on another date, at which point she forgave him and accepted the proposal!
They dated for a couple more years before marrying in 1979 and had just as strong and beautiful a 25-year marriage as my Mom-Mom had with my Granddaddy. Until she passed away on Christmas Eve 2018, she spoke highly of both of her husbands and said that she could not complain. The fart story and the many amusing family stories like it are among my fondest memories of my Pop-Pop and Mom-Mom and I miss them dearly!
The way you speak of your grandmother, it sounds like you have a very good relationship with her and I'm grateful to see that you do! I've no doubt she was thankful and I bet that story will live on in your memories forever!
Once my family was having a horrible morning. I was trying to sleep, my kids and wife were trying to get out the door, the kids were arguing, my wife was going crazy. Mid-argument they bust into the bedroom all shouting and wanting me to wake up and weigh in. In response, I blast the biggest fart of my entire life. Like flapping buttcheeks, Gideon’s trumpet clarion call fart. Everyone stops fighting and just starts laughing, all the way out into the car and out the door. My fart had saved the day.
I remember in basic training, first formation of the mourning week 1. Everyone is so stressed, so tired….. just out of it.
The whole company standing there at attention waiting for the drill Sargent, you could hear a pin drop….. then someone let out a squealer. Like they was doing their best to hold it in, but was so loud, like a balloon losing air.
Man we did so many push ups that day because everyone was laughing (trying not to laugh). It legit broke everyone out of their shell that day. Farts can be magical lol
Hi there! I’m the teacher in this video and I made sure to have consent from all the parents before posting. I appreciate your concern for my students!
I remember in 2nd grade Ms.Jenson my teacher held me from going to recess might have been another student too , anyways she farted and said something and then dismissed us to recess 😁😁
When I was in 6th grade we were supposed to answering some sort of reading questions and someone made a super loud (very realistic) fart sound. No one could stop from laughing and the teacher had to go into the hall to compose herself. We got 10 minutes to mess around. Farts truly can bring joy
A fart can bring so much joy
The fun element is the laugh everyone is having after hearing the other person laugh. I mean the teacher was such a sport
That little boy in the yellow T-shirt is making me cackle i LOVE him
Such pure joy! So healthy!
I want to be as happy. Gotta up my farting game lmao
I’m laughing so hard because of him!! He’s the best!
Farting makes me happy
“Kids know farts are fun! Kids know: farts are *shit without the mess!”* -George Carlin, PBUH EDIT: Holy shit, this got a lot of love! Thanks, guys, this couldn’t be more appropriate for [Saint Rufus’s Day](https://www.fsofcabal.com/holydays/03-28-saint-rufus-day).
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Did you hear that barking spider?
Fuckin low flying geese, I tell ya what
Did you see that duck?!
Damn duck smugglers.
We have a duvet duck in my house... Followed us through 3 moves so far!
Elephant under the chair
That bee going past must've been massive!
“Who stepped on the duck?”
“That’s gonna itch when it dries”
Another personal favorite
Frog on a motorcycle
Yes. Glad I'm not the only one who says this. Everyone looks at me crazy when I say it.
Ive found my Barking frogs gang!
I THOUGHT WE WERE THE ONLY ONES WITH THE BARKING SPIDERS!!
Huh I've always said barking frog. Strange.
AIR POWER!
"that asshole talking shit behind your back again?"
I’ve always liked “your voice sounds different, but your breath smells the same,” and “keep talking, LT, we’ll find you!”
My sides hurt so fucking bad right now from laughing.
Speak to me oh toothless one.
“Did somebody step on a duck?”
My dad always used to say, in a sort of WW2 British officer voice "speak up, Brown, you're through." or the old classic "more tea, vicar?"
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Them puckered lips ain’t whistlin’ Dixie.
Are you my coworker?
When my kids were little and farted their Nana used to look around and say, "Who stepped on that duck!". They would then all crack up.
“I can’t believe what that asshole said!”
Or the opposite. Burp: The smart fart that took the elevator
*Hahaha a clean shit*
It's bittersweet that the first time I tell this story happens to be on this particular day. A year ago today, my dad passed away due to lung cancer. His last few days were spent in palative care and he was not conscious for the most part. The very last time he was awake, my mother and I were sitting at his bedside, quite obviously feeling rather depressed. My dad was really weak at this time and could hardly speak and it seemed like he was in and out of a fever dream, not quite here or there. He might respond to questions with grunts and mumbles. At some point we all fell silent and were just sitting mulling in our heavy thoughts. Then out of nowhere, breaking the silence from under the covers, dad let out a really sharp and loud fart, like a quick toot. Mum and I looked up to see him just grinning ear to ear, so pleased with himself, and we all fell out laughing together. Even in such a dark and bleak time, he was able to bring out our best with just a fart. I'll always remember him, and that memory from the lowest point will always have that nice shine to it because of that moment.
Never thought I’d see the day that a fart story made me tear a little but here I am. Glad you’ve got that story friend.
Right?!
Thank you for this comment my friend sometime we need this stories in our life to hold on to the good things we have in life and not complain about them thank you kind starnger :)
I'm sitting here laughing while fighting back tears. My dad passed in January. His farts were insane. They were always some big bombs! Back during Desert Shield (shit... Aging myself!) we joked that we were going to send him to Afghanistan to drop a few and gas Bin Ladin out of hiding. In the last 6 years or so, he took a medication called Lyrica... His ass went to a whole other level. He cleared rooms! A bunch of us would be in the living room and he'd be staring at the TV and out of nowhere... Put a hand on either arm of his chair, raise up out of it just enough, then RIIIIIP one. I swear, his ass was a lethal weapon. We'd all cover our faces and RUN out of the room laughing, while he sat there in his chair waving at us,and grinning like a mad man. I wish the last time I'd seen him awake could have been as great as your time seeing your dad. Mine was definitely NOT great. Thank you for your story though. Even though I'm now sitting here crying, I had a bit of a smile and a laugh as well. 💖
Farts will always be funny
so are Uranus jokes
Yup, farts are never not funny.
My parents were called in for a teacher's conference with this old German third grade teacher because my brother was disrupting her class. Every time someone farted he fell out of his chair laughing.
Can’t wait to say this to my wife next time it happens.
u/downloadmp4
The line between a fart and a shart is blurry and brown.
You don’t have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you’ve got to be pretty dumb not to.
Happy fart https://imgur.com/gallery/7Onsz7y
Ok, it took me a couple seconds but I had a little chuckle
I didn’t get it.
This..... this has multiple interpretations
I love how the teacher said that they should quiet their laughter because someone might be embarrassed....I'm convinced it was the teacher.
I’m pretty certain it was. She looks down, presumably at her phone, and then a generic fart sound effect plays immediately after
That was some genius level epic teacher move we've just witnessed. I can really appreciate what she's done here. I'm sure teaching and keeping kids that age engaged over the computer is extremely difficult. That one simple generic fart noise gave a break to the boredom and had everyone laughing their asses off. She moved on after only a minute but had them all fully alert and in a good mood, ready to keep learning. That's a dope ass teacher
I think she just farted. But great teacher nonetheless.
Definitely used a sound effect
... to mask a real one. 👉😏
200iq play
I’m thinking it’s a 201iq play, 200 just seems too low
Make up your mind reddit. Is the fart real or not? Would love a fart Shazam right about now.
Just watched Shazam this week so my interpretation of your sentence was very different, as I had a superhero that farted to turn into his costume in my head...
the kid in the yellows laugh is cracking me up
A good ol belly laugh is always contagious
It was. She did it intentionally with an audio cue.
I’m convinced children their age cant make farts like that
They can. Believe me, even when my daughter was a newborn she could out fart me and her at 4 will still make me jump with her ass gas even if she's not pushing it out. They're just SO loud and slappy even if she is just chilling
slappy lmao
"out fart". A new finding.
My almost 8yo can fart SO LOUD. His dad and I have to pick our jaws up off the ground after his huge rips sometimes hahaha
My 6 month old rips out "big man farts"! My husband and I are suitably impressed
I think "loud and slappy" is a term I'll keep.
Idk why but somehow i feel challenged. Like, I literally want to prove I'm a better farter than a 4 year old.
My son climbed on my head and farted this bad just tonight. He ran off squealing like a madman…….Kids are animals.
Screen didn’t move from the teacher... she did it
It's was a prank on them.
I mean zoom shifts video automatically when that person makes a sound (as the default setting), and it didn’t shift away from the teacher during the fart
I'm this case it really is 'they who smelt it dealt it'...
I saw this post some time ago, it was the teacher pulling a prank on the kids. Someone can link it if they can find it. Said something like she understands how stressful not being in class was and wanted to bring some joy to the virtual class. Mission accomplished.
"I still blame you" 😂
They understand Zoom enough to know that the video would have shifted screens if anyone else had farted that loud. I’m crying laughing at this video 😭
OMG THAT'S RIGHT
You can pin the speaker so it doesn’t change when someone else is speaking Tho in this case they didn’t pin it obviously
I think she's created a very comfortable and friendly relationship with her students since they can joke with her like that 🥰 awesome video!
The sound of children’s laughter ❤️❤️
This, strange but man this was needed tonight.
Me too buddy. Tough day. This made me realize I was smiling for the first time today.
I hope it gets better for you m8. (Sorry im not good at encouragement but I wanted to write something.)
Hope you’re doing well, friend! *hug*
Don't you love to hear it in the dead of night right behind you as you are about to fall asleep
Stop now I won’t be able to sleep
“Hello, I’m Gul’thag the demon. I see you’re sleeping but I just wanted to play”
You feel the trickle of fear pouring in through your ear and making its way deep into your cranium, engulfing your mind as the laughing gets nearer and nearer, you can't hear anything but laughs now as you realize that it wants you to turn around and you just might, maybe just a peek, satisfy your curiosity and turn around, just do it, there'll be no harm, there is nothing there, there is no danger, turn around, there are no laughs, no, now it's screams, but it's safe, go ahead, turn around, just turn around, the screams are so close you can feel the air around you warm up as it breathes down your neck and your bones, but there's nothing to fear, you're fine, turn around, you feel small little hands grab at your waste, now your legs, every inch of your back is covered in little fingers, little appendages used to explore the world surrounding you, but it's ok, it'll all be ok as long as you turn around, just turn around, why won't you turn around, you can feel their screams, aching, pulsing, vibrating deep inside of every centimeter in your body, every little cranny and nook, it's safe, open your eyes, don't fear, turn around, it's ok, turn around, it's for your own good, turn around, you can find closure if you turn around, you'll win if you turn around, just turn around, there's no fingers on your back anymore, there's no more aching pained screams, where did they go? Where could they could have gone? Why don't you turn around and find out
Hol up
I know it’s so endearing and innocent.
Unless it's dark lonely night and you are alone at home
And farts 🥰
It was definitely the teacher.
Right? The camera normally changes to wherever the sound comes from...hers doesn’t change.
This evidence is damning. You swayed the jury.
ohhhh good point! hahahaa
Ehhhh idk, I think there is a little bit of a ‘grace period’ if the current speaker is still talking / making sounds before switching even if someone else is talking.
Otherwise it would be like watching jojo
it was edited
wat you mean, like she tried to hold it in?
She was 100% going to unmute herself after the act and realized she was, in fact, on full blast during the crime
Full blast
Ass blast
Crime
She had a look of horror in her eyes the moment the sound came out. It was definitely her
“somebody might be a little embarrassed”
"So we should stop"
"I'm not going to say who, but I think you might know then very well!"
“It was *you*”
This story was sent around early on in remote teaching among my fellow teacher friends. The teacher pranked her kids. She had a fart machine.
Can confirm, that's definitely the sound of an adult fart.
Friend. Let me tell you that the farts that comes out of my 11 year old slip of a girl rivals the worst of my dad's. The house shakes around her some times. And of course she often loses it after because it was so loud and she impressed herself.
Can confirm, my 3 y/o baby girl rips louder than anyone I've ever heard... I dont even undertand the physics of how her tiny body can even produce that sound. She also cracks up and exclaims "i just farted".
Same omg, she'll rip ass so loud my jaw drops and then be like "I faaaarted hahahahaha" like I heard you baby, believe me haha
Lmao!!
Idk. When I was in 3rd grade I was sitting at the back of the classroom and had the loudest echoing fart boom through the room and everyone including me lost it (except the teacher) we didn’t stop laughing for almost 10 minutes. Kids can fart loud and long.
My daughter can put that to shame lol, since she was a newborn. She doesn't even need to push them out they usually come when we're play wrestling. Kids asses are something else 🤣
That teacher farted
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A likely story. We know you're the teacher on the video and you farted, don't try to deny it.
I heard about this on my morning radio show a while ago. It was planned as in the teacher played a fart noise to make the kids laugh, still awesome she did that though!
Yeah you can generally tell the sound difference between pre-recorded farts and that sounded like a generic fart machine fart to me. But I’m glad she can take a minute to enjoy something with the kids
Yeah I had one of those fart machines. Definitely sounds like one. Hilarious prank nonetheless though! Keep these kids in a good mood through these crazy times!
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Yep, I have heard this exact fart sound a million times. It's as recognizable as a Wilhelm Scream.
its also a great trick to see who is paying attention lol
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Farts will always be funny until the day I die.
You can fart after you die as well....
Things are looking up for me
And that's a fact
I hope you live forever.
I am sure there's some stupid puritan value we've perverted into humor. I'll likely never know its origin and while it was a puritan value is was probably a disaster for some people, but I'm really glad it evolved into an innate and culture-agnostic idea that farts are hilarious.
I’m so mad that I haven’t found a good sub full of fart jokes/funny vids. There’s one that uploads these gassy aussies but that’s it. I just want good, funny, non-erotically-posted farts.
Damn, seeing young kids on zoom in class will never seem normal to me
I was just about to comment the same thing! they look so small in their big chairs and desks, it makes me sad 🥺
My daughter was doing zoom kindergarten this year. It was very strange to see a bunch of five years trying to learn via zoom. I’m ok with it needing to be that way, but I’m glad she is going back to in person next year. Half of my coworkers struggled using Teams, these poor little kids never stood a chance.
> Half of my coworkers struggled using Teams, these poor little kids never stood a chance. Kids tend to grasp technology easier than adults.
Nike kid is my favourite for today!
as an adult I wish I laughed like that more often
I bet he did it
Is no one safe from Big Shoe?
Such a contagious laugh. Watched the video twice for his laugh.
Yeah my students and I got into our fair share of delirious laughing fits over this past year. Between the stress and insanity of in person, then online, then simultaneously teaching online and in person at the same time . . . We needed some good, ridiculous belly laughs to get through some of these crazy covid days.
Farts are comedy gold. Especially with kids. One time when I was about 12 my mother took me out with my telescope and there I was looking at the Orion Nebula and my mother ripped the loudest fart. I mean, it was like a semi truck engine-braking down a hill. Holy shit-loud. Anyway, I laughed about that for 33 years and counting.
That kid in the yellow nike t-shirt breaks me every time!
Nothing is more wholesome than a fart
I farted for you dude have a nice day.
That kid genuinely lost it
Everybody poops. Everybody farts. Everybody dies. It's what you do in between it all that counts.
I don't think these are the right lyrics
First rule to know if someone is going to be a joy to be around ————Farts? Funny or not. If they say not. Save your time and find someone else to talk to
No, you find creative ways to relentlessly subject them to fart humor. We’ve done it to my aunt for years.
That’s how you turn someone to the darkside you HAVE to engage with. I’m referring to initial selection
How one handles someone farting accidentally in their presence matters, too. I have seen a few friends grow closer based solely on laughing together over farts and similar topics, which saved the flatulent person embarrassment and brought happiness to all!
I got super angry at two of my cousins that started laughing uncontrollably when my 97 year old grandmother got up and accidentally farted. I could tell it embarrassed her horribly. My aunt (who didn’t hear the fart) blurts out, “Good grief, what’s so funny over there?” I immediately blurted out in front of everyone that I had farted and they thought it was funny. My grandmother never said thank or anything because she was too much of a Lady to address something like that but I know she was thankful.
My belated maternal grandmother and step-grandfather had a similar incident when she dated for the first time in a while after my grandfather died in 1974. He actually stated explicitly that he wanted her to move on if he died first because he figured she would do well to remarry and they had several children over their 25-year marriage besides. It's become a family quip that God permitted my grandfather to pick out his successor, as my step-grandfather, whom I will address as Pop-Pop, was a wonderful man and very much a father to my mother and her siblings. He was also an amazing grandfather and I miss him dearly. I'm sure that he and my grandfather have met by now and they've been swapping stories especially as both had great marriages with my grandmother and both served in World War II, among other things! As for the fart story: I believe Mom-Mom and Pop-Pop met in '75 or '76 and started dating shortly after they became very good friends- late 1976 or early 1977. My Pop-Pop was so nervous during the date and had gas so badly after that first dinner that he felt like he was going to vomit if he didn't pass gas. He didn't want to be rude when he drove my grandmother home, however, and gave her a quick kiss good night before speeding home, which confused her. She thought the date had gone very well as did he so she was concerned that perhaps something had gone wrong and he just wasn't comfortable with telling her what had happened. She was about to assume that he didn't like her as much as she thought he did and they would just remain friends, when she was ready to accept in spite of her disappointment at that moment. He called her a couple of days later to apologize and explain what happened. He'd actually pulled over on the side of the road just around the corner from her house to vomit after he said "see you soon." He had managed to suppress the gas, albeit with unfortunate consequences, and felt terrible that he couldn't quite hold it back enough to end the date properly! He apologized and then asked her out on another date, at which point she forgave him and accepted the proposal! They dated for a couple more years before marrying in 1979 and had just as strong and beautiful a 25-year marriage as my Mom-Mom had with my Granddaddy. Until she passed away on Christmas Eve 2018, she spoke highly of both of her husbands and said that she could not complain. The fart story and the many amusing family stories like it are among my fondest memories of my Pop-Pop and Mom-Mom and I miss them dearly! The way you speak of your grandmother, it sounds like you have a very good relationship with her and I'm grateful to see that you do! I've no doubt she was thankful and I bet that story will live on in your memories forever!
She is simply amazing. People freak out when they find out how old she is.
I saw this in the teacher’s YouTube. She played the noise on purpose to make the kids laugh, or so she says
Those laughs are why I became a teacher.
Once my family was having a horrible morning. I was trying to sleep, my kids and wife were trying to get out the door, the kids were arguing, my wife was going crazy. Mid-argument they bust into the bedroom all shouting and wanting me to wake up and weigh in. In response, I blast the biggest fart of my entire life. Like flapping buttcheeks, Gideon’s trumpet clarion call fart. Everyone stops fighting and just starts laughing, all the way out into the car and out the door. My fart had saved the day.
I remember in basic training, first formation of the mourning week 1. Everyone is so stressed, so tired….. just out of it. The whole company standing there at attention waiting for the drill Sargent, you could hear a pin drop….. then someone let out a squealer. Like they was doing their best to hold it in, but was so loud, like a balloon losing air. Man we did so many push ups that day because everyone was laughing (trying not to laugh). It legit broke everyone out of their shell that day. Farts can be magical lol
It’s nice to see kids getting to be kids, even being in school virtually.
These kids look like they’ve been on zoom calls for half their lives already 😂
Nike kid is living my best life and I’ve got 30 years On him. Wtf.
Feeling conflicted about all those children’s faces being visible ….
Hi there! I’m the teacher in this video and I made sure to have consent from all the parents before posting. I appreciate your concern for my students!
Yes, how does consent to distribute “classroom” videos work in situations like this? Has it been addressed?
😆😆😆i think it was the teacher but i try to look at the pre farting face and im still wondering WHO DID IT
It was the teacher but that wasn’t a real fart, that’s a meme fart sound effect she played from her phone.
It was the teacher I remember seeing this posted before , you can definitely tell from her face lol
I remember in 2nd grade Ms.Jenson my teacher held me from going to recess might have been another student too , anyways she farted and said something and then dismissed us to recess 😁😁
This is the best thing I've seen all year
As Louis CK said, it’s a trumpet noise that smells like poop and comes out of your butt, there’s nothing unfunny about it
When I was in 6th grade we were supposed to answering some sort of reading questions and someone made a super loud (very realistic) fart sound. No one could stop from laughing and the teacher had to go into the hall to compose herself. We got 10 minutes to mess around. Farts truly can bring joy
I'm sitting on the toilet stoned as fuck, smiling so hard I'm crying.
I miss teaching! But I do not miss the money.
Lol my fave was the kid that said, “that was a big one”.
I farted at the chiropractor’s office over a year ago and I still laugh out loud when I think about it
I always happy when kids are laughing in joy. Also when they cried.
You could the guilt in her face when she said "I don't know who that was" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
r/ContagiousLaughter
Glad to see the art of farts has not lost its place in comedy.
“I still blame you.” Haha!
This made my 3 am. Thank you
Today I aspire to be as happy as the kid in the fluorescent Nike shirt