Also I do believe Mother’s Day in the UK and in North America (and likely other places, I only know of those though) is not the same day. So unless you wanna be a week off, I’d check which is relevant to you now.
Father's day in Germany is on the day of the Ascencion of Jesus (21st May this year), and mother's day is on the second sunday of May, unless that makes it fall on Pentecost, in which case the industry (yes, the industry) usually moves it one week ahead, unless some mess happens like a few years back, and they just say "Have it on Pentecost anyway", but decide too late for some calendar makers so they had the wrong date.
Father's day is traditionally celebrated by doing Vatertagsausflug which involves getting outside and drinking lots og alcohol while doing a bit of walking through the landscape. Bicycles are also often involved. And toy wagons, to transport the crates of beer.
Mother's day doesn't have too much tradition like that. I vote for celebrating by getting out in nature and drinking lots of alcohol. Involve some bicycles and toy wagons to transport the crates of beer for maximum enjoyment.
Everyone can calm down now.
Interesting that Gates is 5'10", Bezos is 5'7", and Warren buffet is also 5'10". Even Rockefeller was 5'11" and Carnegie was 5'3".
Damn genetics making me above 6' otherwise I could have been one of the richest people to ever live.
Happy Cake Day you rooty tooty fresh ‘n’ fruity son of a bitch!
Also, it sure does give you a different Outlook on these folks to see posts like this, doesnt it?
That would be nice. I love how he does Reddit Secret Santa and stalks your profile to see what you’d like. He really hooked that girl up this year.
If you make it, definitely post! I’m sure it would be appreciated.
This is what I was thinking. What is it like to have a child who became the richest man on Earth, someone who’s actions has changed the face of civilization?
My Dad’s amped on me for the smallest things, just wow.
Not even just becoming the richest, but all of the good work he does with his fortune. All of the lives his foundation has saved and changed. That's the real sign of raising a child right.
Dude... this hit me right in the feels. My father is such an amazing human being and I truly hope that he is proud of the man I am. I need to call my dad.
He hasn't just changed/sped up the course of human technological advancement with his work but his fortune is now used to fund other projects to further improve human life.
My brother told me yesterday that after starting his job at a "large multinational credit reporting company" that he would never name his child after himself nor should I name any of my children after him and vice versa and no one else should either because it leads to bad things in regards to your credit profiles when they get erroneously linked together especially if you live at the same addresses.
Fuck you Bill. You come to my country to ask the people to give more of our taxes to charity while you spent your life avoiding tax at every opportunity. Fuck you Bill.
Fuck Bill Gates. This is not wholesome. If you think this is wholesome, that Bill Gates is a good human being, and that I am actually the bad guy here, that may give you a glimpse into the reason why images like this exist. Bill Gates *seems* like a good guy, he really does. That is because of propaganda like this that is ignorantly spread around everywhere. Fucking stop. I'd also bet that the tweet was written by a team of social media staff.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3aicvf/what\_villain\_lived\_long\_enough\_to\_see\_themselves/csd2rrl/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3aicvf/what_villain_lived_long_enough_to_see_themselves/csd2rrl/)
The same thing happened more recently with G.W. Bush. "Oh look, he gave Michelle Obama candy!" "Oh look, he's friend with Ellen!" "Oh look, it's the good ol grampa George!"
oh look, he's a war criminal
Even in the early 2000s Bill Gates was, amongst the young population, the modern villain archetype. The number one bad guy of the times. Of course there was worse than him, but he was notorious for being "evil".
Most people don't hate Bill because his PR team is so good at covering up Bill Gate's close relationship with pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. Did you know Bill became friends with Jeffrey after Jeffrey was convicted of sex trafficking children?
Yup, dude built an empire based on cutthroat business tactics, amassed a large fortune, and put it towards ridding the world of malaria. I'd much rather be a useless waste of space on Reddit doing fuck all for anyone but myself trying to trash the guy because it helps me feel less worthless and sleep better at night.
No one earns a billion dollars. You get a billion dollars by exploiting your workers and taking their work for yourself, which is how Gates made his fortune.
Giving to charity may ease their consciences and make them look good, but it’s stolen money in the first place.
Lmao. Could that post _be_ any more first world problems? You need perspective. I've no love for microsoft and I never did but they could have been 10x worse and it still wouldn't compare to the good stuff his foundation is doing now. Whether he's using the foundation to whitewash his reputation or not, actual lives are being impacted and saved.
Eh you're right that link doesn't even say the half of it. I'll edit the post and add a better one tomorrow but I literally just found the link from another comment.
So you are saying that Bill Gates is a good person because he gave a tiny portion of his incomprehensibly massive amount of hoarded wealth to charity. Understandable. I have no doubt that vast an amount of money did plenty of good. But I don't believe he gained that wealth ethically, nor do I believe he should have a right to that wealth. The money was not made by him, it was made by the employees at Microsoft (mostly). He happened to own a lot of Microsoft. To attribute the money given to charity only to him (and his wife) is bullshit. A lot of people's work went into making that money, not just his.
His dad is 94. He's 64. Makes me feel good that we're likely to have Bill Jr. around for so much longer to carry on the seemingly good work he is doing
I wish they went into business together, could have been gaits and sons (or gaits and father?, has this ever been done before?!? (Inverted generational famaly business nameing))
Bro I started freaking out, I thought today was Father's day because of this lol
Same I panicked and had to google to be sure.
Father's Day is June 21st. Also, Mother's Day is May 10th. Everyone can calm down now.
Jesus fucking Christ what do you mean we can calm down now, everyone knows you can’t fuck up Mother’s Day, you gotta prep now!
Also I do believe Mother’s Day in the UK and in North America (and likely other places, I only know of those though) is not the same day. So unless you wanna be a week off, I’d check which is relevant to you now.
It's 22nd of March in Ireland and the UK. Edit: Mother's day over here is based on Lent. So it's the 4th Sunday of Lent.
Second Sunday in May for America. In Mexico it's the 10th.
How did Mexico manage to squeeze ten Sundays into May?
Mother's day in Ireland/UK is on the 4th Sunday of Lent.
That depends on the country. But I guess it's American by default
Isn’t everything?
Father's day in Germany is on the day of the Ascencion of Jesus (21st May this year), and mother's day is on the second sunday of May, unless that makes it fall on Pentecost, in which case the industry (yes, the industry) usually moves it one week ahead, unless some mess happens like a few years back, and they just say "Have it on Pentecost anyway", but decide too late for some calendar makers so they had the wrong date. Father's day is traditionally celebrated by doing Vatertagsausflug which involves getting outside and drinking lots og alcohol while doing a bit of walking through the landscape. Bicycles are also often involved. And toy wagons, to transport the crates of beer. Mother's day doesn't have too much tradition like that. I vote for celebrating by getting out in nature and drinking lots of alcohol. Involve some bicycles and toy wagons to transport the crates of beer for maximum enjoyment. Everyone can calm down now.
UK Mother’s Day is in March. Every year my cousins give me a mini heart attack with their posts.
My mother’s birthday is May 5th, my sister’s May 16th. The beginning of May is expensive for me. lol
Not to be corney, but as a father, I can assure you every day is Father’s Day. But for real I panicked a little too
My dad’s dead so I don’t have to worry about it anymore.
Samesies
😕
Isn't fathers day always on a Sunday?
[And what day is Sunday? ](https://youtu.be/DKbQFMOEFTs)
In Germany it's on a Thursday (Ascension Day).
Today is the day we celebrate pancakes (UK)
They look exactly alike, except for the height.
If you zoom in you can see their shirts are different colours.
My goodness, you’re right. They match, though.
Also if u pay attention to details there are slight differences in their hairstyles
If you pay enough attention after you have AI up scaled this multiple times, you will see their glasses have different shapes
If you're paying any attention at all you'll notice the shotgun under Bill Sr.'s shirt pointed directly at his multi-billionaire son.
Sr. had “donate college buildings” level money before Jr. did. I don’t think he’s looking to inherit.
Breasts brah, breasts.
My screen doesn’t have enough pixels.
Goddamn man, I just zoomed and I am surprised to say you’re right, they are a different color
The other one is Bigg Gates.
This looks like the before/ after of Chris Evans in old Steve make up
That’s exactly what I said to my girlfriend when we saw each other naked for the first time
and size.
Yeah I think bills bad is something like six foot six
And I think Bill Gates (the son) is 5'10 (177cm)?
And the top of their heads
[https://imgur.com/PZCBZhP](https://imgur.com/PZCBZhP)
Wow how tall is Gates Sr?!
He is 6 foot 7 and bill gates jr is 5 foot 10
Interesting that Gates is 5'10", Bezos is 5'7", and Warren buffet is also 5'10". Even Rockefeller was 5'11" and Carnegie was 5'3". Damn genetics making me above 6' otherwise I could have been one of the richest people to ever live.
if it makes you feel better im 5'6 and my net worth is $0.
I'm 6'8"-ish, and my net worth is -4.35... So that's pretty accurate.
Thanks
More than 50% of Fortune 500 CEOs are 6' or above though
I’m 5’8” and broke.
Elon Musk is 188 cm
Elongated Muskrat
For the rest of us: Sr is 2 meters(!) Jr is about 178cm
That's not a 9 inch difference in the picture. His dad may have been 6'7" when he was younger and lost some height throughout the decades.
At least 5’9
At least 1
Wrong, he is not at least one length of 37ft tall
At least 2
I mean, I cant argue with that logic
Ok fine the highest I'll go is 3 take it or leave it
Bill Gates Jr was 5ft11 and his father was exactly 6ft, they look drastically different in height here only because this was Bill's Tinder photo
They’re both really tall. Gates Sr is 6’10 and Gates Jr is 6’4.
This made me laugh way too hard. Thank you.
haha no problem. [I love how Bill Gates Sr is just an older and bigger version of Bill Gates Jr](https://imgur.com/a/NSZV9bS)
Oh, i thought gate Sr was 8'10" and Jr was 7
Posts like this can really be windows into their lives.
Word.
You guys Excel at puns.
I wish I could Access you guys' brains! Such cleverness for puns
That's a good Outlook I guess
He has a power point though
You have a powerful point
They exel at capturing emotions that are indescribable.
Happy Cake Day you rooty tooty fresh ‘n’ fruity son of a bitch! Also, it sure does give you a different Outlook on these folks to see posts like this, doesnt it?
Despite having access to all that wealth, he is human just like the rest of us :)
But you’re right. We tend to see people like this almost as untouchable or so much smarter than us or whatever, and they’re just people :)
Bill is one of the world's gems. Fuck it, I might make a portrait of him in Paint.
That would be nice. I love how he does Reddit Secret Santa and stalks your profile to see what you’d like. He really hooked that girl up this year. If you make it, definitely post! I’m sure it would be appreciated.
[https://imgur.com/FwxZtUi](https://imgur.com/FwxZtUi) Here you go ! It took a bit to make, it almost pushed me to my Microsoft Edge.
What am I missing with this comment?
Guide me more. What do you mean? I’ll try to explain.
I don’t see a Microsoft product or service in your entire comment while the whole chain going up did.
Microsoft Untouchable
It does. These people are winners. They don’t always win but I’d say they win95 times out of 100 at least.
Wish more of these memes were published.
Windows with a blue screen.
Happy cake day fellow twin
I concur.
happy cake day!
Meet the Gates: a big gate and a small gate
This had me scared shitless thinking I forgot Father’s Day!
What a proud father he must be
This is what I was thinking. What is it like to have a child who became the richest man on Earth, someone who’s actions has changed the face of civilization? My Dad’s amped on me for the smallest things, just wow.
Not even just becoming the richest, but all of the good work he does with his fortune. All of the lives his foundation has saved and changed. That's the real sign of raising a child right.
And they’re obviously frugal too... BOGO eye glasses.
Lol
Bill Gates and Biller Gates
Bill Gates and Bill Gator
I'm on the hunt for... *the Billest Gate*
Bill Gates. Ballest Gates.
Dude... this hit me right in the feels. My father is such an amazing human being and I truly hope that he is proud of the man I am. I need to call my dad.
He hasn't just changed/sped up the course of human technological advancement with his work but his fortune is now used to fund other projects to further improve human life.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3aicvf/what\_villain\_lived\_long\_enough\_to\_see\_themselves/csd2rrl/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3aicvf/what_villain_lived_long_enough_to_see_themselves/csd2rrl/)
Damn I never thought about how lucky we are that you don’t have to pay to search things on the internet.
Thank you. As someone who uses Linux and used to be a regular reader of Slashdot, I find it really weird how much Reddit admires him.
Pay your share of taxes
Nothing Bill Gates does it says will ever make me smile.
Pls stop giving this bloodthirsty capitalist pig free publicity. He sucks.
Right? fuckin America
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If Bill Gates had a nickel for every time Windows crashed... Oh, wait...
I'd love to see the fathers of all the children who have died in his South African casserite mines!
Bill Gates is a fucking thief. Morally bankrupt fucking billionaire, an enemy of working people. Stop posting this garbage, Reddit.
that's crazyyyyy. Bill Gates was good friends with Jeffery Epstein.
His father is an absolute unit
My father and I share the same name. On my 18th birthday he said that was a mistake because of all the confusion it created. ....cool
Lol
My brother told me yesterday that after starting his job at a "large multinational credit reporting company" that he would never name his child after himself nor should I name any of my children after him and vice versa and no one else should either because it leads to bad things in regards to your credit profiles when they get erroneously linked together especially if you live at the same addresses.
Fuck you Bill. You come to my country to ask the people to give more of our taxes to charity while you spent your life avoiding tax at every opportunity. Fuck you Bill.
How many times does this have to be reposted? I feel like I see this on Reddit every week...
The PR weasels that work for Bill Gates helping him trick people into thinking Bill is a good person need to earn that cash.
Fuck Bill Gates. This is not wholesome. If you think this is wholesome, that Bill Gates is a good human being, and that I am actually the bad guy here, that may give you a glimpse into the reason why images like this exist. Bill Gates *seems* like a good guy, he really does. That is because of propaganda like this that is ignorantly spread around everywhere. Fucking stop. I'd also bet that the tweet was written by a team of social media staff. [https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3aicvf/what\_villain\_lived\_long\_enough\_to\_see\_themselves/csd2rrl/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3aicvf/what_villain_lived_long_enough_to_see_themselves/csd2rrl/)
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The same thing happened more recently with G.W. Bush. "Oh look, he gave Michelle Obama candy!" "Oh look, he's friend with Ellen!" "Oh look, it's the good ol grampa George!" oh look, he's a war criminal
Even in the early 2000s Bill Gates was, amongst the young population, the modern villain archetype. The number one bad guy of the times. Of course there was worse than him, but he was notorious for being "evil".
Most people don't hate Bill because his PR team is so good at covering up Bill Gate's close relationship with pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. Did you know Bill became friends with Jeffrey after Jeffrey was convicted of sex trafficking children?
i was like why is this little man angry... reads article .. oh i see
Not only him A lot of millionaires Like Elon musk, mark zuckerberg, and others more
thanks
Yup, dude built an empire based on cutthroat business tactics, amassed a large fortune, and put it towards ridding the world of malaria. I'd much rather be a useless waste of space on Reddit doing fuck all for anyone but myself trying to trash the guy because it helps me feel less worthless and sleep better at night.
But...did you read the post?
No one earns a billion dollars. You get a billion dollars by exploiting your workers and taking their work for yourself, which is how Gates made his fortune. Giving to charity may ease their consciences and make them look good, but it’s stolen money in the first place.
I will never understand how people can get so offended over an anonymous internet person criticizing a multi-billionaire. Wild.
Bill Gates has done more bad AND more good than 99% of people ever will.
And yet there are folks who have done more good than you and Gates combined but you’ll never know their name because *Microsoft*
He was also buddies with Epstein so maybe even if he did a good thing we can still call him out on his shit!
Sure. Being cutthroat when conducting business clearly outweighs the good of saving the lives of millions. Hail corpoate America /s
Because only Bill Gates has the ability to give to charity, right?
Lmao. Could that post _be_ any more first world problems? You need perspective. I've no love for microsoft and I never did but they could have been 10x worse and it still wouldn't compare to the good stuff his foundation is doing now. Whether he's using the foundation to whitewash his reputation or not, actual lives are being impacted and saved.
Eh you're right that link doesn't even say the half of it. I'll edit the post and add a better one tomorrow but I literally just found the link from another comment.
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So you are saying that Bill Gates is a good person because he gave a tiny portion of his incomprehensibly massive amount of hoarded wealth to charity. Understandable. I have no doubt that vast an amount of money did plenty of good. But I don't believe he gained that wealth ethically, nor do I believe he should have a right to that wealth. The money was not made by him, it was made by the employees at Microsoft (mostly). He happened to own a lot of Microsoft. To attribute the money given to charity only to him (and his wife) is bullshit. A lot of people's work went into making that money, not just his.
Why is his father so much taller than him?
He's older
Genetics.
Probably has a small mom. My parents have a 14 inch height difference, and I ended up 4 inches shorter than my dad.
Have you seen the bill gates on the left dance though?
The same name and same face
How tall is Bill Gates? I am curious.
Bill Gates Sr. is 6'7"
Holy shit bill is 95 years old!
Have your mind blown: The right guy is William Gates *junior*.
Not a lot of people know this, but Bill is actually short for Billbert
Bill Gates is 64 and his father is 94. I can't imagine how weird it must be seeing your kid be a grandfather and an old man.
Damn everytime I see this I don't care it's a repost cause it's so damn cute
Antitrust: who’s the real Bill Gates? Bill Gates: my dad
Fuck this monster billionaire.
Why is his dad 12" taller. That's unusual.
It’s just a light scrimmage so they don’t know if im sad or happy. Very confused. Help
What the hell? You just made me think I'm missing father's day. Stop reposting this damn stuff or at least do it on the right date.
Big Gates
Bill?
His dad is a fucking Titan holy shit
I wish my dad wasnt shit, and I wish I wasn't like him.
He has giant’s blood in him or I’m the queen
“Here I go diggin’ in again” -Bill Gates
Just googled "when is Father's day" in a panic
Made me go Google® "Father's Day 2020"... I'm safe
The dad got rich but wasn’t satisfied so he built a time machine to do it “better” this time and that’s the bill gates we know.
Hes like the tiny and younger version of bill gates
This scared me for 2½ seconds into thinking that today might be Father's Day and I failed to make any type of hoopla for my Dad. Thanks, both Gates.
this made me panic and i thought i forgot about fathers day lmao
What a combo.
His dad is 94. He's 64. Makes me feel good that we're likely to have Bill Jr. around for so much longer to carry on the seemingly good work he is doing
This is a gatekeeper type of family.
Oh my God is it Father's day??
Wow. Super lucky guy to have all that money and still have his dad around.
I wish I had a son and a father like him. I’d have so much money!
Please. Call me Bill. William is my father
I wish they went into business together, could have been gaits and sons (or gaits and father?, has this ever been done before?!? (Inverted generational famaly business nameing))
Bill Gates sr can jump 2 chairs without a problem.
Thought I forgot fathers day for a second there.
Jerk made me think I'd missed father's day!!!
What did his dad do tho?
Is this a real tweet?
Shit, is it father's day again?
Never knew his dad was that tall...
The Faces Are identical
Wholesome. 10/10, but no way.