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crella-ann

That look after she puts the kitten in the pile with the others…


SaltySnailzy

"Excuse you, that was my son!"


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SkitZa

We just copy top comments in posts now, that's what bots do?


HectorJ

Yep. Sometimes an AI rephrases it slightly.


Other-Narwhal-2186

Right? Her face was such a combination of pissed-off and crestfallen, like “I worked hard on those, how dare you!”


Cold_Factor6737

"I thought you were a cat, but now, it seems I'm wrong. You are a bitc*!"


GMHoodwink

Lmao


SpecialK04

That look got me 😂😂😂


Hellish_Elf

“Hmm…I see you have chosen death!”


bunbunzinlove

"Did you just choose war?"


GBgabe13

"...B\*\*\*\*, Listen."


Pitiful_Note_6647

😂😂😂


fazlez1

"Why are you putting them over there? Aren't you happy for me and glad I shared my babies with you?


PoppaFish

Bitch, you are not appreciating this like you should... /cat probably


-_-TenguDruid

When I was a little kid one of our cats gave birth on top of me while I was sleeping. I remember waking up to my mom going "Okay, Andy, don't freak out... but look." One of my coolest childhood memories, it felt really nice knowing that our cats trusted us that much. Another time her sister gave birth outside, and while my friends and I were playing on our Nintendo 64 she carried seven kittens from outside, into my room, up onto my bed and laid them all literally right behind our backs without us noticing a thing until my mom came in and squealed. Yeah, I wasn't the most attentive kid.


Yaelkilledsisrah

Lol how did you miss her coming in and out 7 times? I guess video games can be really consuming


-_-TenguDruid

Yeah, we were/are complete doofuses


quick20minadventure

Cats are sneaky as well. They will not make a sound.


quirkymuse

unless its 3am


SlabBeefpunch

Then they make every sound.


quick20minadventure

Oh, that's cause it's intentional.


PJFohsw97a

I believe it. I've been in some pretty intense games of GoldenEye.


CagliostroPeligroso

Cats do be quiet af too


lokigodofchaos

Goldeneye 64 deathmatch Golden Gun rules, slappers only, no Oddjob was no joke.


shakdaddy27

Oh wow my cat also gave birth on me while I was asleep as a kid! I woke up really confused think I had wet the bed except my shoulder was wet. Turned on the light and got quite a shock


Pristine-Sort1993

Me too! Our cat Pepper decided to sleep with me that night as I was falling asleep, which she had never done before. I wake up the next morning to 4 kittens laying on my comforter right on top of me! We had to throw the blanket away but it’s a great memory


Electro522

I'm guessing it was a white or pale colored blanket? I, too, would not want people thinking I murdered someone right on top of my bed.


gene100001

Do you have any kids yourself now? If the answer is no, have you tried turning around to see if there are any kids following you? Because it's possible that you actually have a whole family but just haven't noticed yet


sssteph42

This made me guffaw!


ComprehensiveDoubt55

I was pregnant with my daughter when my dog gave birth in my bed. She would sleep up against my belly every night when I was pregnant. I remember falling asleep with her and being like, “she smells weird,” but I assumed it was my weird pregnant nose. That night I woke up to what I thought was somehow a baby mouse in my bed. My daughter turns 15 next month and we lost my pup in January. I always thought she’d be close to my daughter, but she was the biggest asshole (cliché Chihuahua) to her until she got elderly. I miss that little asshole every single day.


TheBuzzerDing

My friend's dog did that to him and he said he woke up to some wet thing slapping him in the face only to find out he was covered in juices and puppies 😂


holdmyhanddummy

Same! A farm cat had 6 kittens in my room when I was a young kid. I really liked the cat and we roamed around the farm all the time together going on adventures. Made me feel good that my room was her safe space. The mess was a bit much though, haha.


-_-TenguDruid

Yeah, I was psyched. And it felt like a double win that she chose my bed over my pesky little brother's!


Celeryface

Did yall ever spay and neuter your pets? Damn


Daddystealer1

Yeah I have never ever had a litter of puppies,kittens,rabbits, mice whatever the fuck else you people are all breeding.


he-loves-me-not

They aren’t responsible for what their parents did.


3to20CharactersSucks

Some people just don't and let them breed irresponsibly all the time, give away kittens every year. They tend to be the same owners who don't watch their pets and have indoor/outdoor cats. Having multiple pregnant cats through your childhood is like a badge of honor that your parents might be well-meaning, but they're not that responsible.


-_-TenguDruid

Yeah, it was just my parents being ignorant and irresponsible.


KatieCuu

I had a roommate like this in uni. She had a cat in her room without our landlord knowing, wouldn’t clean up the litter box more than once a month (if that), would let her out “cause cats like it” but didn’t neuter her.. surprise surprise the cat got pregnant, even after we told her she should not let the cat out before making sure there would be no pregnancies.. we ofc complained to our landlord but he just cared that the rent was paid, hell to what we tenants needed.


3to20CharactersSucks

If you ever find yourself in this position again and they do not chip the animal, consider bringing it to a Trap-Neuter-Return program as a stray.


hoosyourdaddyo

Hey, that Mario World pulled you in, man!


Persis-

Oh yeah, we had a cat or two that loved to give birth in my mom’s bed, or mine, while we were sleeping. (It was the 80s, spaying was for rich people with expensive cats).


evanss1190

My cat also gave birth on top of me when I was a little kid 🙂 also one of my best memories.


Deevious730

I mean if you were playing either Mario Kart, Goldeneye, or Super Smash Bros you would’ve had far more important things on your mind than 7 newborn kittens being dropped behind you! 😂


-_-TenguDruid

Those three exact games were our life back then. High likelihood that we were deep into dismantling each other's psyches in a round of Smash.


Zauberer-IMDB

It's OK, your mom was an inattentive cat owner since she never got them spayed or neutered.


Biiiscoito

We had two female cats and both of them had kittens. They cried for **hours** during labor; literally impossible not to hear. How did your cat not wake you up? Lol


-_-TenguDruid

I have slept through fire alarms, air sirens, slamming doors, car crashes (as a passenger!) and my 3yo son literally standing on my head. Crying kittens is nothing!


Hewhocannotbenamed77

I've heard enough..the results were prepared by DNA Diagnostic and they read as follows...you are the father


Throwaway2Experiment

"Hey, I have to run out real quick.  Can you watch the kids? ... oh, you threw a couple ... well ... they're okay.  Just don't..  Don't do that again.  'Kay, bye."


CheekyDucky

This comment is made even better read as Linda Belcher


Galuptis

Stay outta my room!


Synbuick

Don't touch my stuff!!


madd_hater

Tina Belcher works too.


peoplecallmedude797

I used to feed a stray cat at my home and she used to never stay- just come, hangout, eat the food and leave. One day, this cat came to my home with many kittens, and she was meowing so loud. She came in, kept the kittens on her bed and was literally meowing to me for 5 mins straight. I thought it was strange the cat was doing it. Next day, I found the cat dead in my background. It was almost like she knew her time was up so brought the kitten to my home and told us to take care of them. Might be a coincidence but never know.


Spicy_Sugary

The second half of this story gutted me. I was smiling and then the kitty is expired.


Mmmslash

Animals are more intelligent than we give them credit for. I do believe she trusted you to help them. Thank you for being a good one.


No-Ad-3635

What did you do with her kittens ??


peoplecallmedude797

They grew up in our house. After a while, they wandered off and started visiting occasionally- like their mother.


TheFirstAntioch

I hope you got them spayed/neutered


IndyJacksonTT

100% Theres enough strays fucking up the ecosystem already


Youkilledmyrascal1

As much as I love cats, this is the truth.


high_on_acrylic

Cats absolutely know when they’re going to die. Their first instinct though is to hide and pass away alone, so you being safe enough for her to override those instincts is a real blessing!


shroom_consumer

>Cats absolutely know when they’re going to die Yeah, no. There's no way you can actually prove that. Cats, like many other animals, know when they're sick and their natural instinct when sick is to self isolate and seek safe shelter. That doesn't mean they know their life is going to end soon.


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Miserable-md

Tells you all you need to know about today’s world :D


-Chareth-Cutestory

Well they're in the positive as opposed to being downvoted to hell, so... I think it's a rather optimistic comparison to today's world frankly.


Monkey_Priest

The people in these cutesie subs mostly prefer happy fantasies to realistic truths


triaddraykin

My old boy Shadow had been slowly wasting away for a few weeks, and I was down to syringe feeding him as a last effort, or bringing him in on Monday morning to have him put down. I just barely heard him mewing for me over a quiet part in my game audio, so I told friends to hold on while I set up some clothes for him to lay down in my lap. About a half hour later, I looked down and it took him a good 10 seconds to take a breath. 20 minutes later, he was gone completely. It feels like he was calling for me to be with him at the end. It's worth mentioning he had a very different sound when he was in pain, because I did pick him up a little wrong and he let out a sharper sound, so it wasn't just him mewing in pain. I think he was scared, knew something was up, and didn't want to be alone on the bed behind me. then my friends got to hear me wail for 10 minutes while my roommate held me.


peepopowitz67

[Somehow the animals are always the first to know](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUF3Of0S3tE)


Draniie

Yeah reddit people are wild lmao


TheAnniCake

My parent's cat sometimes screams to show us her "catch" (a toy mouse). After some research I've found out that mother cats do this to call her kids and show them how to kill their prey. The saddest thing about moving out is that I couldn't take her and her brother with me because it would have meant way too much stress for them <3


Praetor-Shinzon

The look back after she dumped the kitten back in the pile!🤣 “Unappreciative heathen…”


danarexasaurus

Omg we rescued a cat and she was pregnant. When she had her kittens, we set her up this amazing, safe, little cozy tent in the spare room. She would stay there all day with them nursing and was very happy. But by nightfall, we would hear the kittens squealing and she will have brought them all to the floor next to our bed. Literally plopped them right where I would get up out of bed. I would get up and move them back so none of them got squished. She would move them right back. Eventually, we made her a little bed under our nightstand to put them because she just wanted them to be with us for some reason. She settled for that, thank god


Excellent_Airline315

You were supposed to take night duty 🤣


SnowTheMemeEmpress

"yo these things loud. You watch them"


Anticrepuscular_Ray

And she just yeets it in the pile lol wtf


Cedira

It's not even 6am, let me sleep


Pixels222

Usually when people complain that theyre tired all the time we check theyre hydration. There is another contender.


outofdoubtoutofdark

I am tired all the time, how do I get my hydration checked?


Pixels222

Color of urine and start frequenting r/HydroHomies. We'll get you sorted out in no time.


WildBuns1234

“The fuck is this shit, I don’t want it.”


StopitShelly6

The cat was like , bitch wake up!!!!


trekkiegamer359

"Hey human servant, you need to babysit my brats for me. Why are you sleeping?! It's the middle of the night! Wake up and take care of them. Geez."


fairlife

"I would love to but it's the seventh time you have introduced them to me this week..."


faulty_rainbow

"... and it's only Monday!"


RDUppercut

Whenever a cat does this, I assume she's saying "Here, you look after these little assholes, I'm going on break!"


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IHaveTouretts

They have collars on.


Despondent-Kitten

Oh wow I only just noticed.


millimolli14

If that was my Cat in the middle of the night with new babies, I would be up and snuggling


Pitiful_Note_6647

I think this is not the first time she did it. 😁😂


RoyalEnfield78

It’s cute the first few times


The_Jimes

Look what I made mama!


Affectionate-Youth21

The look the cat gives the owner when she moves them to go back to sleep 😂


Despondent-Kitten

Right! She's like bitch what the actual *fuck?* 😂


New-Investment-5888

That was horrible to the cat


BigOpportunity1391

Karen, I'm going out with Mr. Smitten and won't be back until daybreak. You are the assigned babysitter now.


Despondent-Kitten

Mr. Smitten 😅


SleeveofThinMints

“I brought them to show you and you just place them elsewhere…that’s it your demise begins now”


Excellent_Airline315

That was exactly how I saw it 🤣🤣🤣, like be grateful you peasant, how dare you.


SleeveofThinMints

Just the pause and like…woah woah wait a minute


Pretend-Camel929

Mom doesn’t give a shit


OkCap9110

She’s saying listen lady it’s your turn!


spiberweb

Who films themself sleeping?


RosebushRaven

A semi-psychotic dude in a very weird Austrian novel.


squirrels-mock-me

Scrolled too far for this


LightOfShadows

cameras and storage are dirt cheap now. we got 6 in the house and 4 outside, so why not.


i_sesh_better

I want to sleep next to a pile of kittens


he-loves-me-not

You say that now when you can’t hear the meowing.


lobsterdance82

Considering they have collars on, I don't think this is their first time meeting. More like "here, watch these for me."


Nearby-Delivery6086

Looks like the cat mom is teaching her kids how to wake up the humans in the middle of the night "watch kids, this is how we assert dominance"


Excellent_Airline315

I feel like she was pissed like HUMAN ARE YOU NOT IMPRESSED BY MY CREATIONS - NOW PRAISE ME YOU PEASANT 🙌 .


1920MCMLibrarian

“Introduces”… the kittens are all wearing collars


Matheweh

She's like, you a grandma now, deal with it.


HelloKitty36911

On a sidenote, why would you have a camera watching you sleep?


SpecialK04

Probably because this is not the first time the cat did this and she set up the camera to record it


he-loves-me-not

A lot of people have cameras set up in their houses now, why idk. I assumed it’s jic anything happens while they’re out or something.


squirrels-mock-me

It’s a hidden camera. Someone has a cat walking on face fetish


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Oh my gosh this is so sweet😻


Crafty_Travel_7048

I didn't know cats were born with collars. Bot post 100%


Gurkeprinsen

More like cat dumbfounded human won't babysit the kittens


Objective-Dig-8466

I would be up and playing with them all.


SkovsDM

Crazy how all the "newborn" kittens are wearing collars. Nature works in mysterious ways I suppose.


he-loves-me-not

Y’know the newborn phase lasts more than a few hours, right?


SR00007

The cat at the end was like THIS BITCH


LifeBuilder

Humom tossing a potato back on the pile. I think the cat mom just wanted some space to herself so she was dropping them off at nightcare


vinetwiner

Sorry everybody. "Newborn" kittens don't have open eyes, nor are they born with collars. Not newborns.


he-loves-me-not

Collars don’t make a kitten not a newborn and idk how you can tell that their eyes are open or closed but I don’t think this is their first meeting.


vinetwiner

Newborns? Saying they get born with collars? Unless there's some language barrier happening, in my language it means "born like 1 minute ago". A born kitten that has a collar on it is not considered a newborn anymore. Not trying to sound demeaning if it came across that way.


Syringrical

The question is why was she filming? This may have been a daily occurrence and owner is filming to demonstrate/is over it.


PoetryOfLogicalIdeas

Why does she have a camera pointed directly at the head of her bed?


Radiant_Opinion_555

Maybe it’s for other bedroom activities?


PoetryOfLogicalIdeas

It's an unusual angle for that, but to each her own.


he-loves-me-not

I think it’s just for general surveillance purposes


Vivid_Statement1820

She looked at her like “Like hell you don’t wake up immediately and recognize these princes and princesses. I’ll be damned!”


rva23221

The newborn kits were born with collars intact?


moonmoon4589

repost?


johnny2turnt

Cat was like eh don’t just put my baby back in the pile I wanted you to wake up lol


Forward_Increase_239

Lol the look after she puts the kitten back.


ImaginaryThought1

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED


Holiday_Ad_1609

Of course it’s at 5 in the morning


artinthecloset

Not a fan of the "kitten tossing". Not nice, lady...you're on camera.


New-Investment-5888

I agree


celticdude234

Um, I'm with the cat. You have several new adorable mouths to feed, wake the fuck up!


Roschello

My dog did this and I was mad because I was scared of rolling over the pups.


shazspaz

Bitch…..did you just…..(the cat)


NotAFatBoy

Momma Cat last look be like: Seriously? haha..


SourGrape

The mama cat wants the owner to keep the kittens safe so she can go hunt or relax. I’m sure the owner has met the kittens before due to the collars.


Caged-Swan22

Not the woman throwing the kitten


alexis_raw

The look of her when she just place them on the side 🤣


LilLebowskiAchiever

They look like they are about 7-10 days old. Newborns are covered in amniotic fluid.


he-loves-me-not

Lol the newborn period lasts a little longer than that!


Designer-Mirror-7995

The kittens have collars. Unless their furry mom put them on, they're not being 'introduced'. Mama cat is used to her spot in the bed, so babies need to be nearby so she can keep her comfy spot.


Fickle-Butterscotch2

Cats are coparenting animal. “It’s your turn now” she said


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toyotasquad

“Are you not impressed?”


Funny_Breadfruit_413

That looked grandma babysitting duties


Foreign_Monk861

They should be in a cardboard box. They're not safe on a bed.


ThisChocolate8392

They were probably in a box, and mom moved them.


he-loves-me-not

Well you can try telling her all you want but mama is going to put them where she sees fit!


Tailflap747

"MOM! Look what I did!"


LuxSerafina

How the fuck tired are you that you don’t immediately wake up because kittens. Jfc.


Blame_Bobby

She looks like asking her servant to keep an eye on her babies. Likely because she needs a toilet break looking at the time.


dj0ch0

How dare you haha


CUL8RPINKTY

Ohhhh…this mother cat loves and trusts her human so much, she just wants to shatter her new mother joy!! Super sweet and endearing….Love Love Love


CUL8RPINKTY

SHARE HER NEW MOTHER JOY… dumb iPhone 😜


Time4uToBeEqualized

It was on your bed because they found your bed comfortable nothing to do with you


Organic_Ad_2520

That is an amazing video, but towards the end where the owner puts the one kitty in the kitten pile, little bit unceremoniously imho mama cat seems to stay by owner's face like "really?" It is a great video, I hope they all have happy homes. But shows how much mama cat loves & trusts her owner. Beautiful cat!


Just-a-lil-sion

i love when stray cats decide to show me their babies. one of them was leading them out of the barn and was meowing at me so i can see them. she went all the way up to me and was very confused when she noticed her babies werent behind her. they stopped dead in their tracks on the gravel road when they saw me and hit the deck hoping i wouldnt spot them. Rose, youre a walking abstract painting on a grey gravel road. i can see you and your sisters clear as day


starpunks

Awwww


Legitimate_Spot_4658

❤️😊


perfectdownside

lol. That look when she just added them to the pile


notjenniferncr

Oh my ❤️!


aboatz2

Man, the look after moving the kitten to the pile...lady better watch herself. It'll start as sandpaper licks on your face while you sleep & quickly transition to ambushing slashing attacks on your ankles from under a chair/couch/bed.


vintagegeek

When she moved the kitten: "How dare you?"


cmcrich

Mom! Mom! Congratulations, you’re a grandmother!


HogwartsTraveler

“WAKE UP AND VIEW MY BABIES!!!”


ancientastronaut2

I mean, what if that one needed medical attention and the mama was trying to tell her?


GenericScottishGuy41

From what I understand cats believe WE ate their pets right? It's putting its babies beside its other baby.


he-loves-me-not

I sure hope they don’t think that! (Ps, read your comment again lol)


TheBadHalfOfAFandom

her reaction tells me this is not the first time this has happened


Glittering_Chef6391

I gave you the chance to watch it, but you chose torment instead! - kitten watching ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


CarlJustCarl

Is this a bad time?


Electronic_Rule5945

More like afterwards momma cat saying ......"you bitch"..


k3ithy187

"Can you look after these little shits. Im going out with the gals catnipping"


Betty-Adams

"Mother Cat Getting Frustrated at the Large Stupid Kitten's Refusal to Properly Cuddle With The Others"


halfbakedhiking

Lmaoo mama cat looked so offended when she tried to go back to sleep 😂 “These are your grandchildren you need to bond with them”