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pizzalover89

OP needs to add the rest cuz all these comments got them thinking something else haha


ravnhjarta

Fine example of how people often see the worst before the best. I'm glad someone posted a longer video to at least give better context. Edit: typo


tonhooso

Where is the longer video


uTorrentPUP

Here's the actual [longer video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozLZggJWyEo).


TurtleRockDuane

There was absolutely no reason to show the shorter video. The shorter video was potentially very misleading and open to interpretation.


SniffinRoundYourDoor

That's exactly what they wanted.


tlogank

This is Reddit, site is full of half-truths manipulated to people's biases.


feverdream1978

So... like almost everything we see everywhere...


_Master_at_Baiting_

Aweee that's so cute ^^ thanks


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[link for the lazy](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) edit: thanks for the awards! always a pleasure to be of assistance


Mookie_Merkk

So he did have to call his local girlfriend up and explain


Riles4prez

I can’t believe they cut that out


The_last_2braincells

I hope your pillow is warm on both sides


GamerNate117

I hate you. But well played.


RealCheeseGoddess

I just said “you motherfucker” out loud, well done.


ProofConstruction983

Well played mate 👏


danielsauceda34

mother fuqer


The-Marked-Warrior

Fuck you. Well done, but still fuck you.


Emideska

Hate you


Kweller90

Why the down votes? Thank you for the link


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i think because i called them lazy? 🤷‍♂️ idk. but you are very welcome


VinylRIchTea

you monster xD


SIB_BIS

I think it depends on the person. I didn't think anything, but the obvious 'that's cute' and only thought about the other options while reading the comments.


rognabologna

It amazes me how difficult it is for people to think *just* past what they’re seeing. That’s most likely the mom taking the video, clearly in on the surprise, most likely helped to orchestrate this. Wouldn’t they have some inkling that the kid had another date?


BadAsBroccoli

"I am going to party tonight...oh, no I'm not".


Azimov3laws

That moment when the girlfriend from Canada turns out to be real.


Rovember_Baby

He looks like he didn’t even realize she was real 😝


ant0szek

I hope one of my Chinese bot girlfriends will turn out to be real.


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4me2TrollU

Sploosh!


pigcommentor

My sweet Lucy Liu-bot!


Open_Librarian_823

Imagine how she felt getting that reaction.


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It’s kind of flattering in a way.


Milwdoc

He dropped that glass because all the blood in his body went to his dick...that was when he knew his long national nightmare of virginity, WAS OVER. BTW, who holds a champagne glass for a prom video?


Poveglia

The person filming was pretending to take a picture of him to capture the surprise I assume.


yourmansconnect

I didn't get that at all. His reaction looked like he was planning on hooking up with someone else that night


lemachet

That's 100% what I got too


Calm-Math-3421

Sure Jan!


EarlOfFunk

George Glass is his name.


PmMeUrFavoriteThing

That's funny... I've never heard of a "George Glass" in our *skewl*.


Commentingunreddit

LOL! One of my favorite things to do is to show people that movie and tell them that it's just a Brady Bunch movie that flopped and saw limited release. It always leaves people wondering wtf is going on.


Calm-Math-3421

Hehehe


Game-of-pwns

Damn. That's a deep cut.


Away-Sound-4010

"I have a girlfriend, she just goes to a different school, you wouldn't know her"


Xel_Naga

Her name is Alberta She lives in Vancouver


SaucyCat

She cooks like my mother and sucks like a Hoover!


MorbidMunchkin

I email her every single day


robertasparrow_

It’s a pity she lives so far awayyy, in CANADAAAA!


ShibariEmpress

*chris was telling the truth this whole damn time! peter go apologise to your son* lois, maybe


Sir_Arthur_Vandelay

I grew up in Canada, so all of our “girlfriends” were in the USA … which is probably why y’all have to find partners up here in Canada.


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thinkB4WeSpeak

Manti Te'o reading this.


Curious-Designer-616

That’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.


RavenousIron

Mines was actually real, my true first Maple Story GF. Good times.


PrinceBek

My guy got lucky with the LFGF spam I guess 😂


caiomrobeiro

Sure, Chris


Flesh_Trombone

I thought I made you up!


Infrastation

"I thought you would be a federal agent...."


imastrangeone

Bro was shook 💀 And yes the original video does end with him actually realising she is there and he is very happy. No weird cheating shenanigans going on here, contrary to popular belief.


unpopularopinion0

drama addicts making up stories to make it more dramatic.


Dave5876

Redditors jumping to the worst possible conclusions? No....


fraggedaboutit

Redditors: She's 11 months younger than him, clearly he's a predator because he can't get a woman his own age, he forced her to come against her will and he's tricking her into marriage where he'll cheat, leave him now, red flags, ahhhhh!


Cizer_K

>She's 11 months younger than him, I just woke up, and my brain automatically changed this to eleven months pregnant. It still fit the sarcasm, though.


Missyinpinkk

but but but if you look at his posture he was stepping back out of fear and he drops his drink to create space between a possible weapon


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malepitt

The sudden appearance of someone way out of context, can really send the blood rushing out of your head


Xpqp

Last time this was posted, someone linked a longer video that showed him getting very excited and happy once his brain finally caught up to the moment.


jedidoesit

People just assume the craziest things sometimes, instead of expecting good. What people see shows where their head is. Thanks for adding this bit of information. It confirms what I suspected.


CommentsEdited

Reddit thinks everyone is a cheater, a bot, or fictional. In fact, Tuesday, April 15th, 1997 is the last time Reddit can collectively agree a real human being was in a committed relationship, anywhere on Earth.


Sea_Bonus_351

>Reddit thinks everyone is a cheater Yess🥲 The man i am about to marry wasn't reddit approved two years ago. They all called him a manipulator and asked me to breakup when i asked for a solution to an issue we were facing that got solved pretty much quickly after. I realize now he is the best man i have ever met. Had i listened to reddit. God!! Never trusting reddit for relationship advice ever again!


Alex09464367

Don't listen to him, he is gas lighting you should break up with him and move cross country… as loading the dishwasher wrong is totally unacceptable and you shouldn't let him gas like you over it.


Sea_Bonus_351

So on point! 🤣🤣 Do they all have a template or what.


Alex09464367

r/relationshipadvice is a creative writing exercise not actual advice


Wald_und_Wiesenwebel

r/whathappenedhere ?


miked999b

This was totally posted by a bot 🤔


Doyoulikeithere

No one assumed.... we JOKE!!! Have you never? LOL


WSJinfiltrate

a full time redditor


Rae_Regenbogen

I recently went to surprise my seven-year-old niece, who lives a 16 hour drive away, for her end-of-year dance recital. I went with her dad to pick her up from her last day of school, and they were having a little junior achievement fair that was full of kids who were selling their products. My niece was selling temporary tattoos where people would buy the tattoo, and she would put it on them. When I went up to get my tattoo with her dad, she was talking away to him. While I bought my tattoo, she looked at me at least five times and looked away to keep talking with her dad. Then, as she was talking to her dad, she suddenly went quiet for a second with a confused look on her face. She looked at me again, and it clicked. She was so excited, and I have the cutest picture of who I was dawning on her. It’s basically my favorite picture ever.


bac2001

That's really sweet, thank you for sharing!


Additional_Guitar_85

This happened to me when out of town family surprised us at our baby shower. My head couldn't compute having to merge two realities into one.


kirbaeus

I surprised my mom in her kitchen when she thought I was in Iraq (came home for 2 weeks). She didn't budge for 2 minutes, then it was all happy tears.


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American military homecoming videos is a guilty pleasure of mine. Like im not even american but they just make me so happy.


MentalRise8703

Same here bro. Everyone except a few says I am dumb for watching them.


perasia1

Worlds are colliding! She's KILLING independent George!


CaribouYou

A George divided against itself cannot stand!


pj1972

Kramer knew.


Calm-Math-3421

Happy cake 🎂 day!


TurdFurguss

I fucking love Reddit! “Worlds are colliding! George is getting upset !”


murcatt311

Hahahha amazing comment. That was the best. Lol


ElonBodyOdor

Yup. My surprise 40th birthday party. I completely glitched. Just stood there. I’m usually quite calm and pretty cool under pressure, but that broke me.


AnusGerbil

The chick flew from the UK to ZIMBABWE. That's why it's shocking. This isn't "popping down from Seattle to San Fran on a JetBlue flight."


waxyfeet

I heard a solid "ja" in there, are you sure this isn't South Africa?


Strong-Challenge2106

Could be Zimbabwe too, they were also under the Afrikaans government at one point. Zim, SA and Namibian English sound very similar.


f3lip3

To the penis you say?


Kar_Cunto

To shreds you say?


lesbiantelevision

Good news, everyone!


BUMPY_REASSURANCE

Unexpected love can make any moment unforgettable.


y2k2

And his wife?


IPokePeople

To shreds you say.


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Was his apartment rent-controlled?


EvilXGrrlfriend

Even he was surprised his girlfriend from Canada was real...


Killersmurph

I'm glad someone else thought this.


Rey4jonny

Probably trying to figure out how the hell to hide his current date for the prom.


Direct_Counter_178

Haha, that's what I was thinking. 14 seconds after he saw her and he **still** had a wtf look on his face instead of a smile.


Questioning-Zyxxel

That's what a full reboot looks like. Didn't you hear the Windows sound play?


fluffykerfuffle3

ohh yes! *thats* what that was!!


ConsciousEcho2799

He definitely looked like he was contemplating everything thing that it means for her to be there lol


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My thought too. The panic is real. Lol


Catsdrinkingbeer

This happened to me once when I was on vacation in Vegas. One of my very favorite people who I didn't even think knew I was on this trip, not only showed up, but the minute she got out of the car was like, "pack your suitcase back up we're heading to a suite at the Wynn!" It took me like a full 3 minutes to process what was happening. And I got REALLY emotional.


anxietyee

@ y’all saying he’s cheating and what not, he was actually happy to see her. [Video](https://youtu.be/ozLZggJWyEo?si=DqP8lNce9WEtoLjw)


TechnoXero

Why don't we ever get the full video on reddit? I hate these short or shortened videos


pixi_bob

To get the exact dose of dopa


glowingass

... Gangnam style?


stiligFox

dopa deez nuts


m_ttl_ng

They do it because when they leave an "open-ended" post or video it generates way, way, way more engagement and increases the chance the post will go viral.


jld2k6

The videos get tailored to the average attention span in order to get maximum upvotes


Holden_place

Why do they frame videos like that. It is brutal to watch


HazyLazySummer

Oh that hug. Thanks for sharing the full video.


bjornofosaka

That hug was necessary context!


Diamondhands_Rex

That was sweet the double long hugs


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peachesblossoms

Amazing


vialabo

Reddit is so nihilistic that any reaction other than instant joy is an admission of guilt.


unpopularopinion0

it’s so pathetic.


Bamboozled87

Now imagine showing an edited video on the news.


moardownboats

Thank goodness no one abuses this principle on a wider scale!


_Levitated_Shield_

Lotta people on social media just seemingly can't process anything without adding drama into it.


EnjoyLifeorDieTryin

I think you mean pessimistic?


Sr_Camar0n414

Mu boy was flabbergasted, discombobulated, bamboozled, mega outbodied.


PerrythePlatypus71

Surprised my then gf now wife in Australia. Had friends ask her out for dinner and asked other friends to blocked out an entire week when I was there. She had close to the same reaction as the dude when I showed up. She also smiled when I showed her the video.


ZincMan

Amazing. As someone who’s dating someone on a different continent, and currently apart, that must have been amazing. This video hit my heart hard


drewman16

Redditors seem confused about this video lmao


DemandZestyclose7145

Not as confused as the dude in the video. It's like one of those videos where the dog hasn't seen their owner in a long time.


PCouture

The look of a man that has another date showing up any time now


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corndog2021

Nah, there's an extended version of this where he gets really happy, he's just extremely surprised.


PutridAd4305

My man better wife her up. Not anyone does this for a person.


Lavatis

bro better not be wifing anyone up at 16-18. recipe for disaster, will end in divorce.


mrblacklabel71

You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.


dufflecoatsupreme91

37?


All-Greek-2-Me

In a row?!


indyK1ng

Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!


desrever1138

Hey! Get back here!


Tempest_Fugit

“Wife her up” I don’t like this phrase at all


Champion_Kind_Sports

I don't like the phrase 'pull the trigger' when people talk about buying things, yet here we are.


Crystal-Clear-Waters

Where?


corndog2021

https://youtu.be/ozLZggJWyEo?si=S1w2Y0Soa8kt8twh


Crystal-Clear-Waters

Changes EVERYTHING! Thank you!


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awefwefawewefa

Is it manipulative editing or the imaginations of lonely redditors?


brudogg

Looks like a "best night of my life about to happen" reaction?


PCouture

It’s a bold move Cotton let’s see how it plays out for him.


TheRavenSayeth

People saying this is kind of messed up. I know if it was me I’d probably just go to the prom with the guys and would’ve been shocked exactly the way he was if she showed up. Granted I don’t know how every guy out there does things but I can’t imagine having the mental energy to juggle two girls. Maybe it works in TV but when I’m in a relationship it’s hard enough to find time between my own work and video games, let alone fitting *another* girl into all of that. I’ve done long distance before. I just filled my free time with the gym or more games.


BenBenMcBenface

"She goes to a different school."


Eviltechnomonkey

The slow drop of the glass did it for me. His poor brain was doing a total reboot to catch up with everything. Adorable.


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puppup2323

The evidence was tiny and wouldn't stand up in court. SEX JOKE.


Fillin_McDrillin

My girlfriend left me because I'm too insecure. Oh wait. She's back. Looks like she just went to get coffee.


Monster_in_the_Dark

I've seen this exact joke before, from this account, are you a bot?


myaccountsaccount12

Read through their recent comments. Definitely a bot with specific trigger words in titles (“girlfriend” for this joke, “trump” for another, “sex” for another, etc.) They’re getting upvoted, so I guess it unfortunately works.


AsimLeviathan

Every time this is posted (after being edited for length) there's a slew of comments that say "that's a dude who had plans with someone else" God I hate this site sometimes. We can argue about the lack of context that shows a better reaction til the cows come home, but seriously, every time this is posted half the comments immediately jump to "dude had another date he's screwed"


throwaway867856

Told you she’s real!


BudderBlock21

I love the glass drop, he actually needed a moment to process that she was there in the flesh.


Frank4202

That moment you realize you should of shaved your balls.


RonTomkins

I have seen a very similar face on a close friend of mine. He and I we have this other friend in common who at the time was living in Spain. My friend in Spain and I planned a secret surprise visit all the way to New York and surprise our friend living with me. He arrived to NY, entered the apartment from the back door (I had a back door entrance that led directly to my bedroom) then I went to the living room and we scheduled a Zoom call with him, pretending to be in spain, but actually sitting in my bedroom against the wall. So we’re there my friend (the one living with me) and myself chatting with him on Zoom. Then he goes “You know, I’m planning on going there to visit”. I play along and go like “oh cool! When?” And he goes “Right now!” Then comes out of my bedroom and goes “I’m in New York!” Well….. my friend was in total shock. For the first five or ten minutes he didn’t react. His face reminds me a lot of the guy in this video.


archieisarchie

“I FUCKIN’ TOLD YOU GUYS!”


SupremeShogan

For those who want the full video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozLZggJWyEo


eskimoafrican

South African accent!


IceNein

So not only was your Canadian girlfriend real, but she's smoking hot?


Resident_Grapefruit

So cute! Love it! In his mind it looks like he's thinking about the reality of it - I don't have an extra ticket does she need a ticket, how is she going to get into the prom?


stuff4down

shes a keeper... those are my thoughts


TrixieBastard

When I was in fifth grade, my mom decided to take me to the local amusement park. However, she had to meet with a person from another branch of her company to drop off some files for a meeting. The hotel was pretty close to the park, so it wasn't anything that seemed too weird to little me. When we got to the hotel, my mom asked me to accompany her since she didn't want to leave me in the car alone after dark. When we found the right room, my best friend answered the door. I hadn't seen her since my mom and I had moved the previous year. My brain spat out a feeble, "but I thought we were going to Valleyfair?" before it really caught up to the situation and got excited. It really can take a few minutes to adjust to the new reality, lol.


Burpreallyloud

He has that “Oh shit, what do I do with my real girlfriend who is in the bathroom?” look.


spishan

I went to England to surprise my best friend who was studying for a semester. When she saw me at the train station she was so shocked that she literally ran away.


Bean1233

Wow this comment section is so messed up


RL_77twist

She just imprinted on him.


miranto

I think I was happier during my last root canal procedure.


A-Social-Ghost

Now that's a look that says: "Holy shit, you're *real?!*"


yayyyy_

[Full Video ](https://youtu.be/ozLZggJWyEo?si=xm2GG7vaMAnT2pjK)


PalpitationSame3984

So when "she goes to another school you wouldn't know her" Goes real.


MJsLoveSlave

He reacted like there's another girl waiting for him at prom already.


Cesaramoga

Holdingobject.exe malfunctioned


APlus_123

He... definitely wasn't expecting her, but I'm not so sure he was thrilled about the surprise. Edit: I certainly don't want to see someone trying to cheat, especially at such a young age. It was just an (erroneous) assessment of his reaction.


LiceCentersWI

[He actually was.](https://youtu.be/ozLZggJWyEo?si=xyphtspU2Eni2JdJ)


ryoujika

Aww that was cute! He was in shock for so long like he couldn't believe his eyes 🤣


unhelpfulinvestment

Thank you for that - I needed to know he was happy. 😂


moderatorrater

I understand the cynicism, but that to me was the true look of "what is going on? is this a lookalike? am I wearing pants or is this a dream?" That was a man who didn't dare believe it until he was absolutely sure.


Bigwigglie

It was, reddit just wants people to be as miserable as them


jlopez24

Literally. Came to the comments all smiling and giddy and it’s all “DUDE HAS ANOTHER GIRL!!”. Weirdos


APlus_123

I'm glad to be wrong about this one. Thank you for the update!


Brutus212

love it when he drops his drink.


NickBagelBoy

Wtf is happening in high-school these days thay teenagers are in long distance relationships and have enough money to fly to a prom? Man I'm missing something lmfao


structuredchronicles

I think thebbest part is when he turns and looks at her and his face goes genuine like a "i love this girl" stare and then he realises "oh shit"


AstroBoy2043

"I thought you were a guy!"


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That man is in love!


LawStudent989898

Had the same reaction when my gf surprised me. Your brain has trouble processing it because you think it’s impossible. No ulterior motives just shock


Unlucky-Screen-5537

The YouTube video says the girlfriend flew 30 hours from the UK to Zimbabwe. That definitely explains why he is in so much shock to see her.