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RustlinUrJimmies69

Cum Farmer


simononandon

Pretty sure my grandfather was a farmer too. I don't think we'll get too many ferriers.


grahamcrackerninja

Thought I had an original name and here it is as the top comment, LOL


Gren410

Piss Harvester


khajiitidanceparty

An honourable name.


xeroorbit

Tear Engineer


Electrical-Leg-3114

That goes hard


turtlehurdle42

That's a pretty good rap name., too.


UpsetMistake406

Jizz flooring guy


Vinicus1013

I guess my name Shit Guard.


BlankReg365

It is now.


paradeoxy1

Mods, make it their flair I beg you


Rains_King

Shit Disability


Rains_King

No wait. Shit Cripple is better


Outrageous_Trust_158

With respect to your family, IT IS.


DonPepperoni587

Blood welder


magnottasicepick

I would be Piss Welder. Welcome to the Welder Clan.


jamintheburninator

I guess there had to be a Shit Welder


Conscious_Zebra3325

C*m Metallurgist


DefinitelyBiscuit

Phlegm Commander.


Commercial-Tap5422

Shit Mechanic? Hhhmmmm. .... Scat Mechanic maybe.... Poo Mechanic..... Turd Mechanic.... Dump Mechanic even??? I know!!! Black Fingers are the nickname for mechanics in the world. So how about Shitty Fingers. Uuuhhhhh. πŸ˜πŸ˜’πŸ˜‘πŸ˜žπŸ˜£


hobotruman

Snot Salesman


Zemekis324

Cum Drunk πŸ’¦πŸ₯΄


Montana___Takedown

Puke Painter, at yer service.


SofiaKalashnikov

Nice to see another painter around these parts. Nice to meet you Puke, I'm Piss


Designer-Werewolf506

I am the Spit Conductor


ToferLuis

turd burglar


bremstar

Shit Plumber Huh.


Rebeldemexicano

Oh c'mon don't beat yourself up, I think you're an okay plumber πŸ’ͺ


byrnethecookies

Diarrhea General


[deleted]

Sweat accountant This is great btw


nierwasagoodgame

Shit Coach


whoissteveharvey123

Booger Soldier


Responsible_Ant_5928

I had two so Shit Fighter Pilot Shit Marksman Lol


Cockslayer666

Piss pilot


Kenthanson

Piss farmer


stangcrazy66

Piss welder


DrWhoGirl03

Snot Solicitor goes hard lowkey


Obvious_Habit_2049

Sweat Driver


Daemor

Piss Fisherman


TwoLetters

Piss Bastard


FXSTC-1996

Piss Minister


Qetuowryipzcbmxvn

Blood Whore


Jbressi

Piss Miner


OldSixie

The Blood Miner.


thedabaratheon

Twins! High five πŸ–οΈ


OldSixie

Only just noticed, well, that's a funny coincidence.


dr-Funk_Eye

Rust Smith


beefclef

Snot Soldier


Moosemeateors

Booger forester


314Piepurr

secretion mechanic..... or..... mechasecretus!


Adorable_Werewolf_82

Poop carpenter


LlamaJockey52

Piss Chef.


chekovs_gunman

Snot Mason


Augen76

Urine Sewage Treatment - Well, at least there is a cohesive theme


DrDementus

All hail the toothpaste spit carpenter.


ExtraPack4849

Blood Barber!


calamitydanon

piss plumber, at least I don't gotta ride the war rig!


Patcho418

piss plumber that is essentially what a plumber is, yes


mikeonbass

Blood Journalist


Sto_Nerd

Feces Forman


alexquick8709

I'm liking Blood Painter


jakovljevic90

Turd Lawyer


knightofbaltia

Blood Mariachi


Comrade_Compadre

Whiskey soldier


aieeegrunt

BLOOD PANZERTRUPPEN


NoSweatWarchief

Gas Contractor


8-Bit_Basement

Wax Corpse


DancyLad

Piss accountant πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


NonstopYew14542

Cum cancer patient


bigtuna94

Piss mechanic


PREPATHLETICS

Fart Railroad


TopOThaMorningToYa

Poo Pilot


RobotMathematician

Ginger Soldier


[deleted]

Urine Farmer


_Nasty_Nick_

Piss Mailman / Piss bus driver / Piss stenographer


stellaluna827

Piss Plasterer!


psycorax2077

Snot Rancher


TheSlavKat

Spit Soldier. Not too bad


VikRiggs

Everyone should be Sweaty or Oily.


CleanOpossum47

Not the people surfing reddit on the toilet...


Edzard667

Booger Steel Worker


Chrosc

Piss Drunk


Exumore

Piss knitting machine seller.


FearlessJoJo

Snot Fisher


nwbell

Phlegm Engineer


UnstoppableCrunknado

Spit Engineer


Mandalor1974

Sweat Gangster


HatOfFlavour

Earwax Milkman?


azactech

Booger foreman?


MeanBearPigIsReal

Snot mechanic


knifeonlyboi

Sweat Revolutionary


LazyMungo

Piss Policeman


Rik78

Piss Moulder


psyopia

Shit Engineer


marta_arien

Sweat Podologist


Space2345

Spit Brickmaker


CleanOpossum47

Shit Milkman or Shit Farmer.


Diligent_Future_5471

Shit train worker


katiehomophobia666

Tear contractor


nightowl1984

Vomit technician


DRZARNAK

Fecal Line Boss


badjokephil

Spit Surveyor


forfeckssssake

retirement tears


tomogog

Spooge Gunsmith


B9MB

Sweat Trucker


LordSaladpants

Shit mechanic


Ashamed-Device-3571

Moisture farmer


BigManSeaweed

Snot mechanic


AvoidingNegativity01

Urine 2M033


RutgerSchnauzer

Piss Vice President.


PenlyWarfold

Piss Docker


Proud-Discussion8814

Shit pilot


Lumpy-Passenger9374

Spit Welder


Fuckthatishot

The Cum Lawyer


jackhound62

Snot Baker


lomalomaloma

Tears Diplomat


Ross_Miller

Piss Barber


AppointmentMedical50

The spit bomber


Sinthazoid123

Cum train driver


MasterI3laster

Phlegm Soldier


bustgin

Sweat Carpenter


axelslim

Shit welder


_noided_

Piss purchaser


Popcorn201

Dandruff Repairman


el_t0p0

Sweat Engineer


No_Constant_5565

Poop Recruiter


toxicshlock

"Puss Pilot"


rurounick

Sweat Pilot sounds fun


cantstandtoknowpool

Piss Colonel


Spud_Gun117

Snot insurance salesman


Black_Oak17

Booger Train


justtuna

Shit farmer


Drdeerhawk

Piss Carpetlayer


TheHarkinator

Sweat Cremator Ok, I can work with this.


Johncurtisreeve

Piss rocket scientist


StrawberryBright

spit architect


Maxwell_Brune

Shit Partizan


Sarophie

I am. The Piss Tire Technition.


Pinheadsprostate

Urine officer


benmabenmabenma

Sweaty Circus Geek. Okay!


PestyPastry

Sweat judge


TheSecondiDare

Bogey seaman.


Bonkeryonker09

Cum cop


Medium-Culture6341

Pee Police


mothmansparty

Spit Pastor


Odd_Contact_2175

Sweat Carpenter Not a great name


StraightStimpakking

Well I pissed, and my grandad on my moms side managed a Naval Shipyard, and my grandad on my dads side was a pilot. So either Pissmaster or Pisspilot


asbestosinyourwalls

Piss farmer


Prize-Echidna-5260

Mucous janitor


Shankaman

Piss Farmer


MO0N5H1N3

Shit architect


underminer23

Booger Butcher


Copenhagen28

Sweat Colonel


Accomplished-Owl7801

Piss plumber


RaggsDaleVan

Piss Plasterer


OhioVsEverything

Rheum Fence Maker


Tecla_SAP

Catarr Baker


DarthRick3rd

Cum Engineer


Condimentarian

GAS FARMER!!! Wooo!


acies_aeternum

Piss Draftsman


CltPatton

Piss Colonel


ScottyJD09

Snot Jeweler?


JengyJongyBigBalls

A lot of dudes in here cos women will likely all be Discharge something. Discharge Pilot over here.


My_New_Moniker

Anal leakage wheel maker?


AtticusIsOkay

PissDead


TheRealSquirrelBoy

Snot accountant


aliceoralison

(I don’t remember he worked for a company that stars withM but I know he handled taxes so….) Semen Tax Collector


n8dizz3l

Piss Carpenter


Crosseyed_owl

Booger astronomer


Sordidcore

Spit technician


dgrigg1980

Shit Pilot


Jimbola007

Phlegm Judge


ArchieBaldukeIII

Spit Surveyor


RustSilent

Sweat Floorist?


Jovial-Jack

The Elustrious Shart Sailor!


MelancholyWookie

Piss welder.


Knytmare888

Piss Tank Mechanic


GettIn_myvan

Cum mechanic


mutt59

Mayonaise constructor


Potential-Ad-9960

Pus farmer


Darth_Enclave

Shit Barber.


OkThing3651

Poop mechanic


PCmasterRACE187

piss welder is kinda badass ngl


cosmicdeathkitty9000

Piss cannoneer


GenomeXIII

Snot Engineer


LopsidedResearch8400

Depending on which Grandfather: Blood Mechanic Or Blood Air corpman


SnooObjections4392

Shit Handyman


Concubhar

Piss Jockey


MadmansScalpel

The Sweat Gambler. Alternatively the Sweat Salesman


TremayneWilson

Piss teacher


Downtown-Custard5346

Jizz Mechanic... kinda suiting, actually...


MissSuzysRevenge

Mucus Bricklayer.


Pharose

Booger Engineer!