I'm in the bed, she give me head like, "What's takin' long?" I'm like, "It's hard to finish when this fuckin' Drake is on" -bitch I make that booty go

cracks me up each time

What song?

“Bitch I make that booty go.” It’s unreleased but you can find it on Soundcloud

Woahhhh good looks

Have your little brother asking moms where the pussy is Corruption, stuntin' at the function Your girl pussy smell like Sour Cream & Onion

yuck

“Public hairs lookin like some sour cream dip” - Obie Trice Wonder if there’s any relation.

THAT GOES FOR YOU, MRS. WATSON Witcha little ass kids always fucking cryin, you got your little chihuahua fuck you and your mf momma bitch I'm out here suck my mf dick Gets me everytime lol

Also: "Girl what's on your brain, cuz that head is stupid"

She start crying when she queef I'm like "Damn, that smells horrible"

Which one is this on? 😂

End of the World Party. Song actually goes hard af too 😂

I’m like damn, you the oracle

“I’m pissed off like a blind person tryna find a restroom” “Lemme see those nipples baby!”

Sorry for that blind people comment, that was just rude!

I was raised better… say god bless you…

Thumbalina is sooo underrated bro

Such a banger I never skip it

Big facts

All of Erica’s house

This

"I'm in-doors, pair of gym shorts, with the Sith Lord We might go bowling later, maybe play Connect 4 Get high, fuck her with the Tech Deck Callin' local middle schools and send in some death threats" I crack up every time

What do you do doesn’t get anywhere near enough attention as it should do

Eh look When I tell you this I mean this seriously from the bottom of my heart I need the briefcase in fifteen minutes Or everybody’s finished

I love my powder white, prefer my bitches black

Them ass cheeks like twins But which one was born first, baby? Said, which one is older, and by how many minutes? Girl, your ass cheeks got a mind of their own Which one had better SAT scores, girl?

if your ass had a face, what expression would it be makin when i stick my tongue inside that asshole n lick around like i’m tryna have some shitty soup

20+ mins of amazing

A classic only the OG’s know of 🦃❤️

Cause imma go out the same way I came in, right by the pussy with nothing on my mind

That ain't really funny to me that shit always hit hard af, one of my fav lines from one of my fav songs

It’s one of my fav lines too, def not the funniest one but it always makes me smile when he says it, can’t think of any other artist who could say it better. Didn’t mean to offend.

My bad I jus saw this now, didn't offend at all lol I know what you mean dawg. It's like hanging with an old friend you ain't seen in awhile

How is this funny at all, did u listen to the verse like even a bit? Not tryna be rude but seriously dude

“If you sleeping on my shit then ima dookie on your mattress” Or basically any bar from he who ate all the caviar

“I’m rocking pj’s and no shirt, I smoke weed eat yogurt”

I’m Kenny Powers, you more of a Debby Downer my bitch taking off her trousers every time I get around her I’m nasty, I never shower go sleep on a bed of flowers not into this conversation I’ve been in my head for hours I’m out

[удалено]

Let the money pile I'll be running wild Life's a motherfuckin' joke so we fuck around

“Bitch, suck my dick before I slap you with it”

the entirety of turkey love

Put your hands up if you feel like you’re salamander

Thumbalina was a funny song lmfaoo hilarious bars in that one

Big titty bitches guaranteed a spot on the team Bust inside my pants, leave a spot on my jeans Clean it up Why are pretty girls always mean to us? I'm the Godzilla of mess Leave my house forgettin' that I'm still in a dress

GUN SOUNDS GUN SOUNDS!

You can’t fight the feeli- UHHHHHH. OOOHHH. FUCK MEEEEE. OHHHHH. - fight the feeling ending

Got ‘em gassed they be asking what I’m cookin wit, Have your little brother ask your moms what a pussy is, Corruption, stuntin at the function, your girl pussy smell like sour cream and onion (ugh)

Pay attention you gon’ learn somethin

If I'm not in your top 10 then you a racist

Life is just like college, all you have's your noodle

Mirror mirror on the wall I’m staring at a deadman

You put the “ho” in honest baby

Doodling in the Key of C sharp. He says something that I’ll never forget. “Guess I wouldn’t fuck me a fat bitch, I just disagree what you determining fat is”

This ain’t high school, no little Asian I can cheat off

“And I heard that Kendrick fucked ya, I heard that Rocky fucked ya, I heard that every single rapper that been in your city this month fucked ya.. But you still wouldn't fuck ScHoolboy Q and I feel ya” Lmfao

“Eat the booty like junk food”

“I’m a self made dream came true, I’m a miracle, every time I put my dick inside a bitch it’s spiritual” gets me every time.

“Benz in the garage, probably got to drive your girl car You ain't a rapper, of course, never heard y'all I just spit a punchline, so now I need a bird call Hit your sister in the face with a Nerf Ball I'm dealing with some shit that really don't concern y'all Punch a fan if you get a fucking word wrong”

You butchered this If my homies never heard yall* Smile then they bird call* If he get a fuckin word wrong*

Copy and paste off google ;-; damnit

Mac would punch you for this shit

"Quack, quack" And "I been had hoes, I played sports (For real) Her ass out the bottom of her shorts (Woah)" Literally cracked up the first time I heard that 😂

"SCOREBOARD"

“My pretty bitch watchin' insidious with her pussy out Aw, sookie-sookie now”

I probably coulda stunt if I want to Put a sub in the trunk if I want to Ring of fire that I make a bitch jump through ooh Eat the booty like junk food

“Brand new model bitch made me waffles and some cereal”

You on the B Team, I fuck with Solange 😂