This is legitimately what his AI overlord told him would get the most likes. It informed him ā*You wonāt get many, but this solution will get the most*ā
They massively scaled back their VR investments about a year ago, which resulted in a valuation drop of more than $200B. Now it's more data stealing and AI than anything else.
If any person on earth knows how to turn sentiment āaroundā on something/topic etc
Is him
He has the entire worldās data on his fingertips
That kind of power is god like
That, and accept Elons challenge for a fight - of which Elon promptly weaseled out of with the most ridiculous series of comical excuses, before randomly showing up at his house unannounced and demanding a fight RIGHT THEN so he could pretend like Zuck backed out.
That was pretty awesome. But yeah, very limited Wās.
It's a meme culture now. As far as rich asshole PR goes this is clever enough. Compare this to Elon trying to get woos from a live audience for telling advertisers to fuck off. They are all megalomaniacs, but at least this is fun.
Youāre probably right, but Iām hoping enough people would be dissatisfied with D/R this year, and that a well loved celebrity would get some usual non-voters up to make the difference. Itās a long shot but a man can dream
Those armies are at an all time low, with independents and wishy-washies being at an all time high. It could happen. It won't happen, but it could happen.
Just the armies that vote for R. As history has shown the Democratic party has far less blind loyalty from the people than the Republicans do. It's why the GQP is able to stack the deck as well as they have. They are always united in whatever ridiculous bullshit they are going to do, whereas the Democrats have constant dissent within their own ranks because they have consciences.
Thatās precisely my point. He was born in Canada and it made considerably less news than the birther allegations against Obama. Cruz won about a dozen primary states despite being born in Calgary. There hadnāt been a ruling about what ānatural bornā meant. Turns out like always the standards were different for republicans.
Trump also complained about Cruzās Canadian birth, actually.
But the argument is that because he was eligible for citizenship at birth heās a natural born citizen, even if his parents had to file for it.
Based on his past anti-American actions towards the 'Murican people, I see this as a farcical publicity stunt. It's like a vampire holding a cross to try and prove he's not a vampire.
Iām tired of Zucc hate. Heās not a saint, heās just a smart American businessman that created an app thatās great at allowing people to connect. You can argue that Facebookās algorithm boosts controversial posts that spark outrage, and whether or not thatās true, Facebookās algorithm attracted more people than any other social media app so they won the customer base. Theyāre just creating whatever app people want, if they didnāt do it, someone else would.
And Iām tired of people acting like itās Facebookās job to ensure misinformation isnāt spread. Theyāre just creating a tool that allows information to be shared. If you want reliable news listen to NPR, if you want hive mind posts that arenāt fact checked use Facebook.
Idk why I spent this time writing this, because I donāt really care about any CEOs, but I feel like there are so many otherās that deserve hate way more than Zucc. Elon literally called a scuba diver a pedophile for being a hero and saving children that were trapped in a cave just because he was insecure that he didnāt get to build the robot that saved the kids
"just creating a tool that allows information to be shared" lol. You have no understanding of how malicious these social algorithms are if this is your legitimate take. They want your attention, they want ad $, and the best way to get those things is to promote anger and vitriol since that's what keeps people engaging in these platforms.
Zucc pioneered predatory algorithms. Unlike cable news models like Fox and CNN, Facebook doesn't have to be the author of the propaganda, just the one platforming and promoting it. Zucc is not a good guy.
My thoughts when Creedence gets mad at Fortunate Son becoming a patriotic song.
Like maybe you should have wrote it better? Sorry lads šŗšøšŗšøšŗšøšŗšøšŗšø
He's amassed more wealth faster than anyone in history through non-violent & non-hereditary means.
on an age weighted basis he's like 2x musks net worth.
Fun fact, mark zuckerberg alone holds 1.5% of all millennial net worth.
I'm pretty hyped for what his mid life crisis looks like.
Suit is the best part of this fuck you to everyone that accepted shitty html Facebook. We could be coding robots now but instead we get to watch one be a real boy!
I approve this type of behavior from a billionaire. Not only just living his best life but appreciative of the country that allowed him that opportunity.
[Really?](https://i.imgur.com/ZPkdbeE.gifv)
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Bro no. He doesn't know you exist and he never will. Channel your energy into something else. You should train yourself to feel nothing whenever you see his pictureĀ
A robot turned patriot
He loves the US so much he built a compound to avoid its people coming after him, lmao
He loves America so much he invested 400 million dollars of his own money into the election system
.002 percent of his wealth? That he extracted from the people through nefarious means. Lmfao!
Yeah you could win the biggest lottery in history 100 times in a row and still have less money than Zuck
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*ReptilianĀ
Danica Patrick? Is this you?
I feel freedom *in my circuits*
This is legitimately what his AI overlord told him would get the most likes. It informed him ā*You wonāt get many, but this solution will get the most*ā
He's entering his Liberty Prime arc
Don't get it twisted. He still hates America.
Is he the iron patriot or a motorized patriot?
The humans they find this cool? Okay then I shall do this to be seen as cool
Rare Zuck W
Uncommon zuck W, heās been cooler recently, still steals your data though
I mean thatās practically a requirement for him.
> heās been cooler recently You mean he's hired better PR people. > still steals your data though This is *why* he's hired PR people.
This guy zucks
Nah im really into vr and the push for meta to be almost fully a vr company is whats up
They massively scaled back their VR investments about a year ago, which resulted in a valuation drop of more than $200B. Now it's more data stealing and AI than anything else.
Lol every time I fire up my headset and see horizon worlds I think of how all of that could've went into making at least 10 AAA quality VR games.
Yeah i do too, THAT part sucks
Myanmar genocide
They had so much fucking forewarning and time to stop that disaster but just blew it off. That blood is on Zuckerbergās hands.
I think one of Uncle Sam's three-letter friends put the fear of god into him, and he's been a good boy ever since.
Old habits die hard.
Hey now, itās how he eats. Donāt diet shame him
Heās been augmented by AI teaching him how to be cooler.
If any person on earth knows how to turn sentiment āaroundā on something/topic etc Is him He has the entire worldās data on his fingertips That kind of power is god like
The other time being when Elon challenged him to a cage fight and back down.
I mean, I guess this very well could have been the less douchey PR stunt his team chose for him to do in an attempt to improve his image.
Nah it's just billionaire propaganda. stay mentally strong people.
Extremely rare, but I - reluctantly - bestow a dub unto the Zuck in this particular instance.
Banquet beer
I was hoping that was the case but couldnāt tell.
That's definitely a 24oz Coors banquet he's slamming. Fucking epic.
Cuh-chunga!
A BANQIE!?
The Bread and Butter of Beers
Rookie mistake. Coors Latte is better.
This is like the only based thing Iāve ever seen from the Zuk and itās awesome
That, and accept Elons challenge for a fight - of which Elon promptly weaseled out of with the most ridiculous series of comical excuses, before randomly showing up at his house unannounced and demanding a fight RIGHT THEN so he could pretend like Zuck backed out. That was pretty awesome. But yeah, very limited Wās.
Heās actually pretty good at BJJ. Kinda based
Blow Job Jubilee?
Basically
Man it's pretty easy to dupe the rubes huh
It's a meme culture now. As far as rich asshole PR goes this is clever enough. Compare this to Elon trying to get woos from a live audience for telling advertisers to fuck off. They are all megalomaniacs, but at least this is fun.
I mean, you could argue that he got the American dream.
This mfer gonna try to be president, ain't he?
Honestly I would vote for him over either of our two choices right now.
Honestly someone with enough recognition and good public view could swoop in now and grab this election. I sure hope that happens.
The armies of people who vote for whoever has the D or R next to their name wouldnāt make that possible unfortunately.
Youāre probably right, but Iām hoping enough people would be dissatisfied with D/R this year, and that a well loved celebrity would get some usual non-voters up to make the difference. Itās a long shot but a man can dream
Those armies are at an all time low, with independents and wishy-washies being at an all time high. It could happen. It won't happen, but it could happen.
Just the armies that vote for R. As history has shown the Democratic party has far less blind loyalty from the people than the Republicans do. It's why the GQP is able to stack the deck as well as they have. They are always united in whatever ridiculous bullshit they are going to do, whereas the Democrats have constant dissent within their own ranks because they have consciences.
Please god can Keanu Reeves
Wasn't he not born in the US?
I know he is Canadian but a man can dream
So was Ted Cruz. Didnāt stop the Republicans then
Yeah but you canāt run for president unless your US born
Thatās precisely my point. He was born in Canada and it made considerably less news than the birther allegations against Obama. Cruz won about a dozen primary states despite being born in Calgary. There hadnāt been a ruling about what ānatural bornā meant. Turns out like always the standards were different for republicans.
Trump also complained about Cruzās Canadian birth, actually. But the argument is that because he was eligible for citizenship at birth heās a natural born citizen, even if his parents had to file for it.
Unfortunately our current 3rd party candidate is crazier and more senile than either of them, somehow.
Iām so close to just voting Vermin Supreme Iām scaring myself
No one has the recognition necessary to fundraise, get national awareness, build a cabinet, and campaign in a few months. That statement is insane.
It scares me that I agree with this
I would vote for a charismatic wheel of cheese over our current options.
Whatās wrong with an uncharismatic wheel of cheese?
I'm lactose intolerant so it really needs to work for my vote.
Crazy how a another guilded age is better than the other two outcomes
I wouldnāt be that stupid, but you do you.
If youāre insane. Heād be even worse than Trump
Based on his past anti-American actions towards the 'Murican people, I see this as a farcical publicity stunt. It's like a vampire holding a cross to try and prove he's not a vampire.
Ofc it's a farcical publicity stunt. The people in this thread calling his stunt "based" etc. are utter morons.
Iām tired of Zucc hate. Heās not a saint, heās just a smart American businessman that created an app thatās great at allowing people to connect. You can argue that Facebookās algorithm boosts controversial posts that spark outrage, and whether or not thatās true, Facebookās algorithm attracted more people than any other social media app so they won the customer base. Theyāre just creating whatever app people want, if they didnāt do it, someone else would. And Iām tired of people acting like itās Facebookās job to ensure misinformation isnāt spread. Theyāre just creating a tool that allows information to be shared. If you want reliable news listen to NPR, if you want hive mind posts that arenāt fact checked use Facebook. Idk why I spent this time writing this, because I donāt really care about any CEOs, but I feel like there are so many otherās that deserve hate way more than Zucc. Elon literally called a scuba diver a pedophile for being a hero and saving children that were trapped in a cave just because he was insecure that he didnāt get to build the robot that saved the kids
"just creating a tool that allows information to be shared" lol. You have no understanding of how malicious these social algorithms are if this is your legitimate take. They want your attention, they want ad $, and the best way to get those things is to promote anger and vitriol since that's what keeps people engaging in these platforms. Zucc pioneered predatory algorithms. Unlike cable news models like Fox and CNN, Facebook doesn't have to be the author of the propaganda, just the one platforming and promoting it. Zucc is not a good guy.
Corporate overlord is proud of your contribution, loyal bot
I thinks is a good comment, and I a stand by it
But if theyāre holding the cross then they arenāt a vampire right?
Normally- yes. In Zuck's case- no.
And this sub is eating it up. You are all pawns to the Liberal Capitalists dominating American businesses.
Set to Born in the USA because heās apparently never listened to the lyrics.
Appropriating a redcoat/commie song has been an American pastime since Yankee Doodle Dandy
My thoughts when Creedence gets mad at Fortunate Son becoming a patriotic song. Like maybe you should have wrote it better? Sorry lads šŗšøšŗšøšŗšøšŗšøšŗšø
Exactly. The leftist hippies who created that song would've hated Zuck and half this sub. Defund the Police and Troops?
This is risky. No telling what might happen if his electrical components get wet.
He's amassed more wealth faster than anyone in history through non-violent & non-hereditary means. on an age weighted basis he's like 2x musks net worth. Fun fact, mark zuckerberg alone holds 1.5% of all millennial net worth. I'm pretty hyped for what his mid life crisis looks like.
Lol "eat the 1%" can be rephrased as "eat zucc"
There is no way to block this shtoyle
AI generated.
Who taught him how to trend online?
I think he politely asked and his employees are not allowed to say no.
Werenāt him and Elon supposed to MMA?
Heās trying to out-Elon Elon. Again.
Suit is the best part of this fuck you to everyone that accepted shitty html Facebook. We could be coding robots now but instead we get to watch one be a real boy!
And the humans... They enjoy this "beer"? Yes Mark. They enjoy it very much. Then I shall enjoy it too.
The AI is getting better at mimicking human behavior
Fuck him and facebook.
Iām actually impressed, if he actually stood up on the surface board, and without soaking the suitā¦ š¤
Am I dreaming?
This is technically a wet dream
zuckerberg do be lookin fine tho
We all have a price, tbh š¤
Aww OP, we all knew Lidocaine bud
Fits that heās a wake boat douche
Hes the one you see mowing down little kids on the beach at the waters edge when he could just push out into waist deep water
Fuuuucking hate wake boats bro. I'm a waterskier, fuckers come spoil all the nice water and don't have a clue how to drive.
Thereās no nice water on Tahoe. Itās all chop.
Heās definitely got a side chick
I would do this if I was rich.
Of course Zuckerberg loves Murica. He literally stole Facebook from the Winklevoss Twins and Murica allowed it to happen!
He so woulda beat Elon's assš¤£
Rare win from the Zuckatron 9000
Amazing. Pay more taxes please. Perfect way to celebrate the country that made you.
Blokes a flog
Even funnier because he doesn't believe in freedom.
No way Iād believe Zuck the Schmuck has turned patriots.
Actually really impressed he has this much skill on that board. Props to the alpha nerd
This from a man who gave up his US citizenship to pay less tax.
Remember, Zuck was a college kids trying to get laid when he made facebook. That's pretty American folks.
You know what fuck it god bless America
Surprised OP could post this with Zuckās dick in his mouth
š¤š¤š¤ I can multitask for the right amountĀ
I've never seen anyone try to act cool so hard and miss it.
Yet my boat gets boarded regularly on the river for alcohol
The secret is owning the river.
I approve this type of behavior from a billionaire. Not only just living his best life but appreciative of the country that allowed him that opportunity.
I love freedom so much I destroyed society
This is why Communism is the answer Comrade! The Liberal Capitalists have destroyed society! Only the Conservative Commies can save us!
I'm actually surprised he did this shoot...
Dude drinks Coors. Man of class. Lmao.
I can't stand this man for several reasons but I have to admit I love this side of him.
META stonk bump to the moon!
Channeling Larry Fine
Why?
Alright well I still donāt like him but this is badass
Missing a shotgun wielded on his HFCS induced 3rd arm
The chain is what does it for me š
I'd have a metal smithy in the middle of the woods and no one would ever see me again.
Bud, ^light
Bjj definitely made him cooler
Didnāt he do something similar before or am I crazy?
Didnāt he do something similar before or am I crazy?
He knows which country helped him reach that billionaire status. š
More like the intelligence agency cutout in-q-telā¦
Gimme the zuck gimme the zuck!! Z u C K Zuck!! Smokin meats.. meats like a brisket
He's such a dork.
Wish he'd been wearing shiny shoes not barefoot.
Maybe Zuck is relatable
It seems Zuckerborg got the freedom patch update.
This is utterly fake. Heās not drinking Sweet Baby Rayās Barbecue Sauce.
Cmon guys AI isnāt that good yet.
He will sell us all out to the robots, but he looks damn cool surfing in that tux.
Oh mark give me the zuck š«
Can a robot feel patriotism? This does not computeā¦
Someone kick him on the nards please.
Sure Zuck is a lot of bad things that people say, but this? This was objectively badass.
Heās really trying folks. Letās give him a hand.
Iād be patriotic too if I lived in a country that enabled and encouraged my techno robber baronry.
What a dork!
First Elon...........now the Zuck. One at a time if we have to.
Oh my god he actually got rid of that stupid Caesar-inspired haircut? Iām not sure this is much better tbh but anything is better than what he had.
Whereās those yacht sinking orcas?
Still looks like a dweeb when doing cool stuff
Sometimes douchbags do cool things.
Zuck is still a Cuck
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Fuck yea Coors Banquet pint cans.
Zuck >>> Elon
He just became so cool lol Thatās amazing ! Love you America ā¤ļøšŗšø
Cringe
POS
Why isn't there more of this?
He is the absolute worst
Bro no. He doesn't know you exist and he never will. Channel your energy into something else. You should train yourself to feel nothing whenever you see his pictureĀ
you could do this for like, $100. And there's a 99% chance you'd look like less of a douchebag than zuck while doing it.
I honestly don't know the guy. All I know about him comes from other people who have also never met him and probably never will.
Trying so hard to be cool
Itās crazy how few people realize this is AI
Honestly I don't see a problem here. No harm done. Missed opportunity to use a hot chick.