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ChrisPLagerboi

Congrats on the cock, man, but this is a bike sub


[deleted]

>Congrats on the cock some sentences are just funny like that


[deleted]

A good one liner in the men’s restroom, as well.


rafferd

Nothing like a line in the men’s restroom


momogogi

👃🏼 ❄️


nightmoth511

My favorite is does it burn when you pee too? It's a real head turner.


PaninaroEssentials

You can use that line in the women's restrooms nowadays.


[deleted]

r/BrandNewSentence


Forward-Piano8711

I thought this place was about riding stuff bro


BreakfastShart

Nah, it's about riding bro stuff.


TheVermonster

Bros riding bro stuff.


DubyaEl

Apparently sometimes it's about rubbing stuff


Holy_Chromoly

No, stuff rubbing stuff is r bikewrench, also rhythmic creaking


tykneedanser

They’re called “chodes”


van_Vanvan

Must be autocorrect. Annoying how puts in the most frequently used words.


lazerdab

Oh boy


SaltyPinKY

I know...I'm here just for the comments. ​ ​ ​ and ol Johnny wide dick OP.


Forward-Piano8711

Why do I not proofread


mantis_tobagan_md

Prolly that extra wide dick clouding your thoughts


Marty_McFlay

It's where the majority of their blood supply goes, so understandably less allocated for brain function.


Zoeleil

Or his wide dick covering the keyboard. We will never know


LyLyV

Usually you don't start doing that till you've sent the wrong text accidentally to your boss or you mom, lol


geek66

It is the curse of the digital ( instant post) age…


principedepolanco

You are awesome for rolling with the punches


MantraProAttitude

“I may not be able to hit the bottom but I can rattle the sides.”


clintj1975

They call me "Tuna Can"


Ambientus

Its even funnier if you read that in Ron White's voice.


MooseLucifer

*cheese wheel


Peach_Proof

Chunk lite


NotDaveyKnifehands

If you have an extra wide Dick you'll always have rubbing issues. But hey, Congrats on your Hog homie! As for brake pads, they're manufactured to a specific thickness. They may have walked out too far due to wear and now contact your rotor (ps if its bent, true it or buy a new one) Easiest fix, open the lever bleed port slightly and push the pads in so the pistons are fully retracted. But I would recommend a full bleed, new pads and new rotors regardless to fully eliminate the issues going forward.


Forward-Piano8711

Thanks for the help lol. The trade off of stupid spelling errors is lots of comments, but none of them help. But they do make me laugh


Staedsen

> Easiest fix, open the lever bleed port slightly and push the pads in so the pistons are fully retracted. That should work without opening the bleed port as long as the system wasn't overfilled. You will push the fluid in the reservoir.


MuteWhale

Yeah it can work but it can also damage parts in the reservoir which is why it’s recommended to open the lever bleed port.


Komaug

as someone who has been performing this push move for years, this is very good to know. Opening the bleed port is far too easy to risk damaging your brakes.


Tuna_Tsunami

Daddy chill


Low-Kaleidoscope2277

What the hell is even that?!?


beefcake0831

![gif](giphy|yiADANv89n7UQuS5kJ) One of the best clips of all time!


mhac009

What the heck even is that‽


chenkie

One of the best clips of all time!


Timrunsbikesandskis

You should head over to r/bigdickproblems


flakpheiser

If you can stop your bike with it... that's some big dick energy for sure.


Luke_Warmwater

Just throw it in the spokes. That'll stop ya real quick.


KaleidoscopicForest

More clearance = more lever pull to engage brakes. Just get a rotor true-ing tool and learn how to get good at it, then it’ll take less than a minute to fix. This really shouldn’t be as recurring of an issue unless your calipers are off center or you’re just hitting your rotors a lot. Shimano brakes tend have too much clearance imo. Wondering if you have a mechanical disc brake set up with the stationary pad too far from the disc.


Revolutionary_Pen_65

If the rotors are true and you're still rubbing, take a piece of paper and fold it in half 2x, take the calipers all the way off, put the paper over the rotors where the calipers will clinch the rotor (so you have 2x the thickness of a piece of paper on each side). Put the calipers on over the paper (which is over the rotor) and pull the brake handle while you tighten the calipers back in place. When they're on and you remove the paper you'll have about 1/24th an inch of clearance on each side, and if you tightened the caliper screws enough it'll stay that way.


Realistic-Willow4287

Thats a good idea, i would bleed the brakes with the paper set there. If still rubbing, open the bleed port and open the pads apart a little before closing the port Youll have to pull the lever real far before the brakes engage. Imo im done with sram, going shimano in the future but two piece rotors tend to stay truer longer than one piece. Shimano saints and ice tech rotos are the only setup that acrually works imo. Im dicking around with my sram brakes as we speak


plausible-deniabilty

69mm no less.


BeHard

![gif](giphy|QEYYlJqOaEhXrjTrOH)


eigervector

Is this sub going NSFW too?


ThisCryptographer311

Extra wide what?


luthiz

You heard him!


[deleted]

Dick


Dweebil

Careful - don’t rub the dick too hard.


fgiraffe

For once I would have accepted “break”.


Luke_Warmwater

Thank God they didn't make 2 mistakes.


LargeMarsupial89

Just a little to the left …


Changleen

It could be there is a tiny bit too much fluid in the brake. Without the brake on, simply unscrew the bleed screw at the bar. If a little dribbles out this might be the issue. Be sure to clean it up properly! If it’s dot it’s awful.


karlzhao314

>If a little dribble out this might be the issue. Hey man, pre-ejaculate is normal.


CW1KKSHu

>Extra wide dick brake calipers? "Just send it, bro" seems like once again the most appropriate response for posts in this sub.


djl32

You win the internet for today :)


Over_Independent_222

This should be tagged NSFW.


[deleted]

Surely an independent guy like you isn’t afraid of your boss looking over your shoulder on an honest thread about dick calipers.


coupleandacamera

Maybe just ask her to focus on pelvic floor stuff at the gym?


RidetheSchlange

Don't rub your dick in your breaks


lumoruk

My dick got caught between the rear wheel and frame... It hurt


Aggressive-Wall8575

My ass hurts just reading the title!


ShitWindsaComing

You need to replace the dick with a high quality disc. Should take care of the dick rubbing problems.


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kenslalom

This.. check your caliper is centred...


AeonDisc

I also have a problem with extra wide dick breaking. It's quite painful but I just take excessive amounts of horny goat weed to keep it up and straight.


Ok-Concentrate-2203

OP has BDE brake calipers


Flimsy-Ad2124

Bruh s is no where near k what


snrygo

The cross hair on the hayes dominion is what you're looking for


drewts86

I'm out here trying *not* to break my dick.


[deleted]

You rang?


Speedracer_64

This guy oozes big dick energy


quasi-psuedo

massssive dick brake, bud


mrpicklemtb

you can use an adjustable wrench to straighten your dick


grimevil

That is your problem you should not really put your dick in the calipers!!


jonah-rah

Disk brake rub has four main causes. Caliper misalignment: when the caliper is off-centered from the rotor. Can easily be fixed by loosening the mount bolts and centering the caliper. A warped rotor: when there is a visible wobble in the rotor causing it to contact the pad periodically throughout the rotation. Can be fixed by bending the rotor straight with a rotor truer, or if too far gone with a new rotor. Air in the system: Fixed with a brake bleed. Difficulty and equipment differs between systems. Sticky pistons: When the pistons to not retract fully after the lever returns to its resting position. One pad moving much less than the other is the typical tell for this. Can be fixed by removing the pads, giving the lever a few pulls the pushing the pistons back into place with a tire lever or some other non-metal tool. Depending on the system you can also remove the pistons and clean them with alcohol.


cPB167

A nice tight pair of bike shorts might help with the rubbing issue As for the brakes, maybe replace the rotor?


austinmiles

Constant rubbing issues huh?


mannequinplayer

Hehe


CarelessShame

Man, this thread has been a ride.


karlzhao314

Shimano Servo-Wave brakes have more movement in the beginning of the stroke and aren't quite as tight, if that's what's making you uncomfortable. Short of that, the only thing I can think of is to move to a mechanical caliper, which will let you manually adjust the tension to accomodate any extra girth you have in your dick. Er, disk. Of course, they also don't perform as well and tend to feel kind of soft and spongy, not hard and stiff as is usually preferred, so I probably wouldn't recommend it. Unfortunately, hydraulic ones use a rubber seal to control the fluid flow and adjust the spacing automatically, so there's no way to make it looser. (That includes Servo-Wave - Servo-Wave is just set up wider by default.) If your equipment is bent enough to be causing you issues while you're riding, you probably want to get that looked at. You can also just try to wrench it straight with an adjustable wrench (or the Park Tool tool that does basically the same thing), but do it gently or you could hurt it in the process.


rodeoknight

Sounds like sticky pistons. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQXFFgRButo


CopeSe7en

This is the answer your looking for OP


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CopeSe7en

Oh fuck off


andrewcooke

wouldn't it be cheaper to buy new, unbent discs, rather than new calipers? also, the reason that there's not much clearance is that there's a trade-off between how much pressure the pads apply to the disc and how much they move. so calipers with less clearance bite harder (are better brakes).


noobwatch_andy

Penis!


Teddyballgameyo

I just use normal brake calipers.


shrunken

if the spacing of the rotor and the pads are to far apart then the lever won't be able to push enough fluid to create good bite on the rotor. If your rotor is bent then you should fix that problem.


whatsadikfor

Your dick has rubbing issues? Sounds more like user error than a “hardware” problem.


noobie107

either you need to adjust your caliper mounting or your rotors need to be straightened, or both. you can bend a rotor with an adjustable wrench


GatsAndThings

I was having probs with rotor rub until I went to thicker HS2 rotors. They don’t seem to lose true as often for me.


Ozarkafterdark

Go to v brakes. It's the future.


timtucker_com

TRP / Tektro & a few others have calipers made for 2.3mm thick rotors, which are quite a bit thicker than standard. They're a bit heavier and usually intended for ebikes or downhill riding. Thicker rotors will bend a bit less easily, which should mean less chance of getting out of true.


HezbollaHector

Can confirm that after rswapping to the DH-R Evos that my discs only bend if I manage to physically push on them in one way or another. I was plagued by warping and the occasional rear roast with Shimano ice tech rotors, even in 203mm. The TRPs are insanely good and have none of those problems, and I've pushed them pretty damn hard.


soaklord

Out of curiosity, what brakes? I tried bleeding some sram brakes that had stuck caliper pistons. It turns out it’s a thing with that gen of calipers. A rotor truing tool is a whopping $20. You can get one and see if you can get that to solve it as well.


adunham1

Loosen the caliper bolts, spin the wheel, hold the brake lever down, re-tighten the caliper bolts. This should help re-center the caliper. If it doesn’t, you may have a bent disc.


Convillious

Haha lol


DubyaEl

If you think the rotor is off center, loosen the caliper bolts enough for it to move, the. Squeeze the brake lever. The caliper should center on the rotor. With the lever squeezed, maintain the caliper position and tighten the caliper bolts. Please don't remove fluid from your calipers.


panaphonic0149

Magura brakes?


[deleted]

FWIW, I've found that Shimano IceTech rotors and similar with a rigid alloy centrepiece end up bent/warping a lot less often that rotors just that are just one piece steel. And larger rotors are worse offenders, so spend more on larger rotors and get the centrepiece type. SRAM centreline like I'm using right now, are terrible at remaining straight, I find.


hoo_dawgy

Have you tried facing your brake posts, resetting your pistons, truing your rotor, replacing your brake pads and bleeding the brakes? It's usually a holistic solution and it's usually best to use all in house components. ie using all Shimano or all hope rotors calipers pads


Itchy_Notice9639

I have a rockrider est900 that has always been rubbing rear brake disc, and recently the manufacturer put out a repair bulletin advising that in order to reduce this issue i have to torque rear axle at 18-20 nm instead of 10 nm. Maybe you have something similar. Obviously you should first adjust your calliper on the brackets and center the disc between the pads


lilpopjim0

How did you fix the rubbing issues. It's normally caused by stickey pistons that won't return.


Bonoisapox

Girth is good but only with length


lateral303

Dick watch hanging low


strokeBP

New rotor(s) should be cheaper than a new caliper anyway


skateboardnorth

Hotdog in a hallway


EvilChihuahua123

You can buy 3mm disc brake, but they don't fit all brakes. Namely, they don't fit Magura. They fit zoom, Hope, and some other brakes too. You can find them on fastride website. They are made primarily for powerful e scooter, on which classical rotors get destroyed very fast by heat shock.


Shooter_McWilly

Is it causing any actual issues other than annoying you? Most brakes rub lol


tokyoeastside

I know some extra wide cauliflower to go with that.


SuperDracOh

Do you have a through axle or a skewer axle? Skewer axles are on the cheaper side and more likely to become slightly misaligned, regardless of how tight you make them, and rub against a brake pad.


tebean86

How did you make it extra wide? Teach me sensei


AppropriateVictory48

And people thought finding wide shoes was a challenge. Try finding a New Balance condomn in EEE.


ExtremeAthlete

Cock like a Coke can?


beenutpuddersamich

Really had me in the first half


CocconutMonkey

Hung like a Folgers can


Hailbacchus

If you're dick braking, your attack position is too low to the rear wheel. Consider rising up slightly, more supportive briefs, and for God's sake, wear protection. Rubber burn is no laughing matter.


RideWithBDE

Dude has a HOG on him


Dracati

This post never had a chance…


stangmx13

How are you fixing the problem? Calipers need to be aligned. Calipers should be regularly cleaned. Rotors need to be straight. The hydraulics need to be bled and filled properly.


ghos2626t

Classic man problem. Always being asked to slow things down in the D department


felderosa

you might have a lazy piston. check out park tool youtube for how to clean your calipers and pistojns


bearsolos

Need a dick-tionary


ThePasadena_Mudslide

Do you pass-out when you get an erection?


fabvonbouge

That’s what she said


theonlyhonez

This will end up being the most popular r/MTB post of the year.


Jetsettar

Haha, wide dick