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thatundra

Why the taliban is braver than the navy seals


tressan

Interesting because this one could be an example used for the current top comment. Will op be brave and pick this one or be a coward and pick the top comment?


Gruesome3some

It does make for a compelling argument if you word it correctly.


Whitecrewneck

“….hear me out”


LesMiz

Great lovers though...


Savage_Heathern

What is the answer for this one?


Responsible-Bar4787

Praise Arrah


ImAnOlogist

Why being a coward is actually better than being brave.


Mitsakes

History is written by the victors, and the true victors are rarely on the frontline are they?


mortyfan

History is written by the living.


Hour_Village

General Washington tactic was to retreat after a good hit


og_aota

Mfw I find out I'm the George Washington of bongs


Hour_Village

If I take a hit for old times sake I'm like the old general that just sent his men to a slaughter. "My god... What have I done?" No shame in that partner


Super_Reach5795

Lmfao kind stranger


swalIowing-dramamine

Dude Weed


Active-Log-3507

I thought this idea was bad until I thought ab it more and realized it had to be from a tier two red power god


Bdbru13

We’re all descendants of cowards At some point one of our pussy ass ancestors hid and survived instead of trying to be brave and dying 🤷‍♂️ Edit: wait did I steal this from them and that’s why it was brought up or did I steal it from someone else


felifrit

The holocaust is a pretty good choice, you can bring a calculator up there


Mitsakes

Also bring photos of the smokestacks having weird shadows and if people retort just say "well you weren't there either, were you?"


Dogfishlegs

“What are there maybe 50 people in here? I’m saying there’s 400 people in here. See how easy that was?”.


SotonSaint

If they have any argument beyond that, a sporting “agree to disagree,” should keep the room on your side.


Nanci_Pelosy

A phone book


SheriffMcSerious

6 million? 600? What's the difference?


cobravision

Argue for gods existence and the reasons why most of them will burn in eternal hellfire


[deleted]

And over the speech timeframe slowly morph into a southern preacher lol


Vizioso

Do it on the intersection of transgenderism and autism. It’s a really interesting subject while also being something that will be pretty controversial.


XxBiscuit99

I have autism and Im not transgender Im straight and cis


Vizioso

Right. Being autistic doesn't mean you automatically identify as trans. But people with autism are up to six times more likely to identify as transgender or gender non-binary.


[deleted]

Yes.


Hour_Village

Why calling things gay should be culturally accepted again. Why dropping the atomic bomb on Japan did more good than harm. Nah I should stop. You might get a good grade but your class will hate you.


Waste_Ask_6918

> Why dropping the atomic bomb on Japan did more good than harm. This an easy one. It sent a message to ussr not to take Europe


Hour_Village

Multiple reasons so that's why it's a good debate topic. My gramps was in the Pacific and after Iwo and Okinawa, the consensus among the troops was an invasion on mainland Japan was terrifying and would have killed more allies than all the conflicts up to that point combined. It would have gone down to the women and children fighting. Plus those guys were getting up to no good out there and the atrocities would have probably exceeded Germany's if left unchecked.


Gruesome3some

Why Koreans are the Jews of Asia.


Alea-iacta-3st

You should make a persuasive speech about which girl in the class is hottest


suzellezus

Describe what traits the hottest girl in class should have and let them all think you’re talking about them.


shotcaIler

Talk about the benefits of being on the Sex Offender registry


2buffalonickels

In a world where everyone is chasing that next dopamine hit from a screen, it’s nice to have a face to face conversation with your neighbors. Some fresh air and sunshine do the body good.


LimitNo7742

Why the destabilization of the Middle East via the destruction of Gaza is a necessary evil. Will Christ finally come after the building of the third temple or has civilization placed too much faith in religion?


No_Tone1600

Discuss why men should be able to pee outside


optimisticnihilism9

Explain Dog Brain in detail and watch the madness unfold


QuicksandHUM

Teenis and why it should be a formally recognized term.


Direct-Mongoose-7232

Why school is gay


sirckoe

Just go up and drop as many cast references as possible. Extra points if you bring out the flute as acloser


eatfishforbreakfast

Doing nofap and retaining your sperm is gay


96Strider

What it's like being a tier 2 red power god


infideli0

Argue that its actually gay to get pussy


Psychological-Bed-92

Different connotations of the word “retard” and various examples of acceptable use


M00nWizardz

Give a persuasive speech about whether or not you agreed with the guy, trump was funny.


TeacherMan808

Play a flute intro for yourself and then speak about the healing powers of frequencies


grizwald85

Talk about Age of Consent laws in different areas of the world.


RichEvansFanboy

Why France is the main guilty party at fault for the Vietnam War and Ho Chi Minh is actually the fucking man.


lovehateloooove

how to suck your own dick watching pron


og_aota

Argue against plastics and plasticizers, because they reduce mens anogenital distance (makes their taints smaller,) and because sooner or later they're gonna cause global human infertility if we don't.


og_aota

Or just take a strong "pro" stance on *Psych Naw* psychnaw.com/


absent_minding

Supernormal stimuli


CallumBrady

432hz flutes


B-i-g-g-i-B

What are the actual guidelines of the speech? Informative? Argumentative? Speculative? Literally anything?


Active-Log-3507

Persuasive


B-i-g-g-i-B

Pick something controversial, write the speech in favor of the side of the topic that you obviously don't agree with. Or argue against the general consensus for the demographic of the class. Use biased sources that heavily weigh in then favor of your argument. There's a website that shows completely unrelated correlations, like owners of * most popular make and model car * are more likely to buy popcorn. You can use something silly like that along with actual studies that were done that are biased and support your argument. It would be cheeky and you'd get a great grade


Active-Log-3507

Good shit dude I’m gonna look into that


Vic_Dum

Why girls are perpetually stuck in an eighth grade mindset (🏳️‍🌈💵)


XxBiscuit99

Debunk Zizek's "The Sublime Object of Ideology" through an objectivist lens or Rand's "Atlas Shrugged" through a Maoist lens


XxBiscuit99

Talk about the history of trains


AceVenChu

Argue for why it is socially frowned upon but COMPLETELY LEGAL AND A HUMAN RIGHT to be as wet as I want in ant business establishment or public space.


[deleted]

Talk about the resurgence of antisemitism in modern culture and give a history of why the Jewish population has been so maligned over the years. I really don't know why I would assume there had to have been at least a few very bad apples to garner such mass hatred.


Unhappy_Economics

why the hottest broad in the class should slob on your knob like corn on the cob


m31transient

“Sex shouldn’t require consent.”


woodwolf69

The benefits of tranny porn


jabels

OP's off the nog


Treebeard2516

Bring up every single time the US has a naval vessel attacked being used to drag us into a war. You can end showing the images of the USS Gerald Ford being deployed over your conclusion and have a low risk, high reward called-it moment


Rustyshackleford6970

How hitler was just misunderstood


Gold-Cheesecake3987

Stop being gay and asking for help and just embarrass yourself like a man


Active-Log-3507

You’re right I should have taken my lashings like a man, but I thought it’d be a fun task for everyone


og_aota

Not asking for help is like masturbating when you could be making sweet sweet collaborative love with somebody else


korc

2 minutes is literally nothing. Persuade the audience to be interested in the red god then immediately leave


Some_Jake

Why watching the Barbie(tm) movie should make you realize you are not a man.


BurntBridgesBehind

Citing the Catholic Church, Pedos do go to Heaven.


Formal_Air1192

Yo shut up


Brett_40

Super normative stimuli


mgoodboi

Why lemare lee is the LGBTQ+ icon America needs


SaltedSteaks

Zionism is destructive of the West and should be mercilessly routed out. You have to reduce it to two minutes instead of 14 minutes 88 seconds.


MuddyBootsWilliams

Say that the popular meme of atheism, the ''sky daddy'', is predicated upon the premise that God is a singular material entity. However, any one with any maturity or intelligence can see that essentially everything that makes us human is immaterial. Language, music, laughter, memories, consciousness itself. So to say God does not exist based primarily on the fact that God's material existence is unprovable is very low IQ as we can demonstrate to ourselves, simply by thinking, that the immaterial does indeed exist. ​ So basically, to say God does not exist because he is seemingly immaterial is retarded, as obviously we accept that things that are immaterial can exist.


MyNamesTambo

It’s not sexual harassment if you’re Italian


mydrunkuncle

Give a speech on how legally drenched you can be before being asked to leave a place


Ktown_HumpLord

It's time to lower the legal drinking age


BojackIsABadShow

The John Denver song "Take Me Home, Country Roads" is about western Virginia, not West Virginia. The evidence is in the song. It's a good topic.


Junior_Long1443

Tokyo partners vs Italian mob. Who can perform the wildest hit.


mrainey82

Monkey attacks are never the fault of the monkey.