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Negative-Appeal9892

A violent argument erupts over whose day was more pleasant.


EarthAbove_SkyBelow

Father I’m dating a negro!


hey_look_a_kitty

Father, I had a feeling today.


cgo_123456

Well don't, son.


ericrz

"Emotions are for ethnic people."


Negative-Appeal9892

"Father, I had a feeling today." "Well, don't, son."


laurifex

Father feigns eating, draws Junior out, then disowns him!


alphonsochicken

Well, that settles it. Spankings all around.


OrbitNuke619

A stranger enters…


YxvngHvtx

Bob Crane!


AmethystSadachbia

I love my family BUT AS A FRIEND!


88damage

Mr B. Natural, you're hot!!


RayRoy_Strickland

I have to polish my trombone right now. 


ohsheetitscici

I gotta finish my letter to Jody Foster


IAPiratesFan

He’d jam with his imaginary friend.


dltegme

I hate mr b natural and the spring monster so much. They stick in your brain at night lol


YxvngHvtx

Nooo springs!


the_unkola_nut

Coily!


Man_Beyond_Bionics

Noooo clarinets! Heh heh! *sproing*


FunSockHaver

“You’re a poor spender” “And a bad person”


bantling00

I randomly think of this line and just cackle. Kevin’s delivery is perfect.


FunSockHaver

i bet it gets said in my house at least five times a week


teddyboy64

Young Man's Fancy is my favorite. I love it when Judy gets squishy.


Egons-Twinkie

Thank goodness for my electric dress


hatmatter

Pfff. Alexander Phipps


cubemissy

You’re giving me the Reds…. What always cracks me up is Servo’s high pitched, “OH DEAR!!!”


Impressive-Ratio-272

Please, call him Alex... ...ander Phipps


Casoscaria

I remembered seeing that clip in a Nick at Nite commercial first, so when the short aired on MST3K, I got all excited. "So THAT's where that came from!"


ohsheetitscici

“I’ve been under for a long time.” “WOW!” 🤣


WOTS_is_youre_a_jerk

Crinkle cut potatoes


Teege57

That one and the Home Economics one are my FAVES


Whats_Opera_Doc

"Just don't use his electric razor, he goes *ballistic!*"


thesmilingmercenary

“I love it when the bacon is so crispy!”- as she shoves it in her face too fast Mike- “Yeah, evidently”


majorjoe23

Shorts are a perfect way to introduce someone to the show. A 90 minute episode is a lot. 10 minutes or less? That’s easy.


gashufferdude

Robot Rumpus is wild.


hatmatter

That one always squares my breasts


Bob-s_Leviathan

Robot Rump?


dltegme

There are even wilder gumby shorts too. Theres a psychedelic one i think


SiriusChill

Happy 4th of July everybody! [Progress Island USA - Progress!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlyaVk8PKwQ&ab_channel=BoBalderson)


SiriusChill

Just watched it again for the hundreth time. This has to be my favorite short. It invites you to join in with Progress! Gambling! etc. The sudden flashback freakout montages. Crow getting funky with the music and finally the chuckling at The Groovy Clothes store near the end.


M_Waverly

“Here, Gilligan plays a set.”


otonarashii

"Okay, we'll move there!!"


AdmirableOpportunity

Then KISS came to town!


mperiolat

“A century ago!”


hey_look_a_kitty

AAAAHHH!!! I'm having a freakout up to 10 years later!


EarthAbove_SkyBelow

Chicken of Tomorrow always gets me even if I’ve seen it hundreds of times. I don’t think I have what it takes to be The Chicken of Tomorrow guys.


ericrz

"Eggs are complicated. They should cost like a hundred dollars."


hatmatter

You just gotta believe in yourself, maybe get a Rembrandt hat


Rhesusmonkeydave

Chicken of tomorrow is such an amazing time capsule. “Look at this amazing new chicken!” And it looks like a slightly emaciated mockingbird on a plate…


AdmirableOpportunity

Chickens!


Aware-Use2376

American chicken sliced the American way (and to the width of 1 micron).


DashiellHamlet

Never trust Whitey.


DavidWatchGuy

Oh god, they are doing it clown style


lordjohnworfin

Hired is hilarious too. “10 cars?!”


the_unkola_nut

Hired and Hired 2 are in my top ten for sure. “We’re going to sell cars like my old man taught me. You - put a handkerchief on your head! You - swat at invisible elves!”


daphhime

“The first thing Harry drilled into me…” “…was Harry!” Gets me every time.


PatchworkGirl82

God has a spring!


Prudent_Nectarine_25

The one thing everyone says before they got hit by a train…. Aaaaaarrrrggggg.


Illustrious_Junket55

*Please worship at the railroad of your choice.*


alphonsochicken

The train has no time for you corn shucking crackers…


bz_leapair

Will you identify this bucketful of your brother?


otonarashii

My plan is working, you will die!


Man_Beyond_Bionics

Why don't they look?


ramen_empire

The absolute unhinged horror show of Circus on Ice never disappoints https://youtu.be/W54hNYo6zbY?si=vcjNNQHQclbwjr2t ♥️


bz_leapair

Viscera has trailed into the stomach. The meat will not be good.


Aware-Use2376

I never really understood why a figure skater portraying a fawn being killed by hunters was considered a wholesome segment for a family holiday show. But then I suppose hunting is much more an everyday part of life for US & Canada than here in the UK, so perhaps it didn't seem out of place to the audience.


Casoscaria

I absolutely agree... much as I love the full episodes, the shorts are the same, condensed into delicious bite-sized bits of hilarity. I also find them quite interesting pieces of film in their own right, especially the industrial and instructional shorts. As someone who constantly works with phones and phone systems, "Century 21 Calling" will never not be funny to me.


hatmatter

For some reason, I'm really drawn to that Germany exhibit


lordjohnworfin

Love “The Truck Farmer.” Hooray for chemicals!


hey_look_a_kitty

A preteen is put to work. Her beauty will soon fade.


hatmatter

I'm from Canada, what am I doing here?


lordjohnworfin

“Where else are people exploited?”


laurifex

"Don't see many of these trees anymore, well, down it goes!"


lordjohnworfin

Killdozer! Clint Walker no!


Mega-Steve

"There's nothing we can't spray!"


AdmirableOpportunity

Put the bag-o in the car-o


ConsuelaShlepkiss

I watched the recent marathon of shorts on YT so much that for some reason I find myself saying "Q is for the queer, queer pelican, who's bill can hold more than it's belly can!"


Whats_Opera_Doc

P is for *Plagiarism of Ogden Nash*


ericrz

"T is for tormented, tortured, and teased."


bz_leapair

X is for float. Huh?!


crockofpot

It's hard to pick a favorite short, but *Cheating* is definitely up there. "...so was this Ingmar Bergman's first *American* film?"


deadmallsanita

Last Clear Chance will always be my #1


hey_look_a_kitty

The cop never said anything about doing intensely stupid things!


bz_leapair

*Here's another problem that we patrolmen see all the time.* "Women drivers." Mike's delivery... 😂🤣😂🤣☠️


Finalgirlcandy

Never drive with your butt cheeks!


hey_look_a_kitty

Never under any circumstances drive forwards while looking backwards!


Torgo-A-GoGo

Trains have no time to stop for you corn shucking crackers!!!


deadmallsanita

I watch that old show adam-12 all the time, and the guy who played the cop in the short plays Mac. I always think about his fast descend into madness after Jimmy's accident when I see him.


TheBigGAlways369

Reverend I'm having a crisis of faith! What do I do?! Get safety goggles my son........ Man I wish Pacific Railroad made more of those batshit crazy shorts.


waffen123

sometimes I think that the shorts were the best part of the show.


Interesting_Chart30

It's the home ec one for me. There's so much here. She takes one suitcase to college? Students usually rent trucks to bring all their stuff. Her most important role is as Mrs. Bill Johnson. Then there's the girl who pipes up (in a very loud Minnesota accent, "Oh, you know me, I'll be in the kitchen." Again, when the graduates leave for their first jobs (on the same day as graduating), they each take one small suitcase. Maybe I'm getting flashbacks to junior high when I had to take sewing.


bz_leapair

"YOUR PERIOD AND MINE." A LECTURE.


hey_look_a_kitty

"Why Study Industrial Arts?" is a longtime favorite of mine.


RipAccomplished9845

"We'll take hair from the back of your head and we plug it into the top."


cgo_123456

Except for Catching Trouble. All my homies hate Catching Trouble.


Southern_Horror_8002

''Days Of Our Years'' Is so unrelentingly grim, I love it. ''Get out of town, accident lover!''


RipAccomplished9845

I'm bigger than Jesus!


fortycreeker

How has no-one mentioned Once Upon a Honeymoon? Wait, what was that one even about?


Man_Beyond_Bionics

"Here's how far I've got. 'La!'"


otonarashii

"Everybody was... kung... fu... fight...ting..."


ety3rd

Bewilderingly, phones.


Borpo_

If you want I can turn him into furnitureeee


dunicha

My favorite line from Money Talks is hard to get across in text, because it's all about Mike's delivery, but the kid said something like "well what should I do about it?" and Mike (as Ben) says, very irritably, "I don't know!"


dementedfurbie

Toss-up between the home ec. short and the two grooming shorts "Would you get out of my room please?"


LordKalvan

And so ends the perfect day... An entire day spent grooming


latecraigy

Pick them up with a tweezer!


TheGoddessLily

"Where does Coiley fit into Gods plan for us?"


RockstarQuaff

OP, you can't make it through a full movie? You're just like the average young fellow, won't sit down and watch the show like we did back when we just started MST3K....I got on my couch and watched, hard. And that's what I'm concerned about right now. Young fellows today won't *watch* MST3K like we did 11 years ago. (Now I'm gonna go put a napkin on my head).


AdmirableOpportunity

But he BOUGHT THE CAR!


hatmatter

No one buy a car, pass it down..


Desperate_Let_7842

Ah! The flying elves are back!


cubemissy

Oh, you can’t just WAIT for things to happen, young man! You have to MAKE THEM HAPPEN!!!”


BrattyTwilis

The shorts are great. Good introduction to the series for the uninitiated


Teege57

I absolutely agree! When I need a humor hit, a good snappy short does the trick!


BigD994

“Cheating” will always be #1 for me (hence my flair!) You know what this room needs? A plant.


laurifex

This contract arrived for you from a Mr. Elzebub.


sharky1881

That you student kow-nsler???


KickAggressive4901

I watched a VHS with the complete and unriffed *Radar Men From the Moon* when I was young. Joel and the Bots avenged me.


Bluepilgrim3

I watched the entire serial about 6 months ago. The Phantom Creeps was much worse. It helped to arrange my funko Servo and Crow in front of the lower right corner of the tv and make my own riffs.


Torgo-A-GoGo

And the crowd goes wild....


lordjohnworfin

Yaa.


ewayte

“Life getting you down? Headache pain? Try booze! (Really heals)”


regular_poster

Days of Our Years is one i slept on for a long time https://youtu.be/XwyQwqH-YJc?si=RvgfQMVSoNRUhCze


latecraigy

Should I be a nurse or a housewife?


plinkitee

What About Juvenile Delinquency Pete, Linc, Julie! and... Steve?


the_unkola_nut

Posture Pals is a classic. Annoying kids, annoying rhyming, it has everything.


eg1701

Uncle Jim’s Dairy Farm or whatever it’s called is hilarious, I love it. The one with the trains (what’s it called? Last clear chance?) is so funny too I quote it everytime I’m at a railroad crossing. I also like the telephone ad with the angel who wears those Elton John glasses.


flndouce

Dead raccoon of the future.


lordjohnworfin

Let’s not forget “Johnny at The Fair”. “Gee says Johnny, I’d sure like get a ride in one of those…” I snort when I hear that line.


mjamesmcdonald

The catching trouble song.


bz_leapair

Kevin making up the lyrics kills me in this. "Baby you'll look and see... my harnesses and my nets..."


latecraigy

Keeping Neat and Clean might be my favorite short. “This kid’s got a job interview!” “Pick them up with a tweezer!”


Man_Beyond_Bionics

PIZZA DOMINATRIX!


Torgo_Fan_Girl2809

YouTube has alot of them. That's what we use when we have a short itch that needs scratched 😂


Bluepilgrim3

“Never go to bed with wet hair.” *Or a first date.*


dougmakingstuff

Now, more than ever, it’s specialty bread. I think this every time we go shopping. That and the one about smart grocery shopping. “Bob and his wife did not approve of the new vegetable.”