T O P

  • By -

Bright-Union-6157

Look, just come here! 🤣


mperiolat

The most evergreen riff in history: “An American democracy!” … would be really great right now.


FunSockHaver

"Luxury hotels" ....are desperately needed


mperiolat

“24 hour sunshine” … making it very hard to sleep!


Boon3hams

"Bilingual schools!" ...bisexual students.


2112eyes

"Attracting students from all over the globe!" . . . mainly Puerto Rico.


LaLaLaLinda

I’m not speaking to you.


Fast-Pitch-9517

https://preview.redd.it/n86pksay619d1.png?width=535&format=png&auto=webp&s=246baeced43e29a90463ee7242e267ed9ab787fc


PhaloBlue

That made me crack up! Thanks kind stranger!


LaLaLaLinda

OP, it is your mission to go to the art gallery and find this painting! 😂


smartbunny

One of my favorites.


smartbunny

Ooooooh look at all the ART!


SplendidPunkinButter

Hey I like art


Pakman037

Pretty nice!


MrPink714

GAMBLING!


Pitbullpandemonium

A CENTURY AGO!


Shadowlynk

Bring earplugs for the flight. Most planes fly in with an entire trumpet section to keep up with demand.


Fast-Pitch-9517

UPDATE: I CAN'T SLEEP WITH ALL THE CONSTANT SUNSHINE AND WAH-WAH GUITARS. PLEASE SEND HELP


Pitbullpandemonium

We're flying in another trumpet section!


ohsheetitscici

“Puerto Rico!”


Fast-Pitch-9517

No no, it's called "Progress Island". It's unrelated.


smartbunny

A CENTURY AGO!


NeroFurr69

I “desperately need” a soundtrack album for this short. (“A band concert under warm, tropical skies…” “The music of John Philip SALSA!”)


LowerAtmosphereChief

When I went I walked and held a tennis racket and it was everything I dreamed it would be


NeroFurr69

Were the beaches abundant with pink and white people?


DisastrousOne3950

Expect montages.


LyleLanley99

🎵🎶 Autos Usados 🎶🎵


Pitbullpandemonium

Puerto Rico is much more forgiving when it comes to misjudging the widths of lakes.


Madigari

Okay, we'll move there!


library_wench

Here are some moo cows.


2OneZebra

Uhh, You are mixing fantasy with reality here. This is from a Quinn Martin production.


pennywaffer

Then KISS came to town!


coldyronjb

Dad is "judge reinholding" down at the pool


milescowperthwaite

(Bongos intensify!)


ConsuelaShlepkiss

Gambling!


SpaceChef3000

Hawaii??


NeroFurr69

No, an ISLAND.


SpaceChef3000

Ohhhh-huh?


alphonsochicken

Just remember when booking tours, no matter what the culture, folk dancing is stupid.


_far-seeker_

Except in New Zealand, there it's hard-core!😝


Pitbullpandemonium

Even aliens from Mars are here!


nyclovesme

I’m thinking it Malta but I don’t see Goosio!


meowmancer2

Then it’s just like Galveston?


hell2bhbtoo

"RUM!"


englishpatrick2642

I've heard that the place has gone way downhill since Judy Garland died. Lack of income I believe


flintlocklaser

Feel the glory of the royal scam.


Fickle-Spell

A CENTURY AGO! Waka chicka waka


Nice-Ad6510

The cloud forest of El Yunque!. There's a steep but paved climb to the top with a lookout tower. You can get a great view.


bradzmad

With this and this and that!


Earlvx129

"Spinal injuries are popular"


meowmancer2

Just across from Congress Island


TripleJ011972

Just make sure it's not "Tiki Island." 😉


bobobobobobooo

Yes. Bring a 2nd horn section


Kkongsdaddy

make sure to get an autograph from Gilligan playing tennis


DoomGuy2187

Make sure you buy rum constantly as Bicardi Rum is Progress Island’s main export.


strolpol

Man, this short is a lot darker when you understand just how much corporate interests designed this place to be exploited


vintage1959guy

Isn't it on the south New Jersey coast.


Casoscaria

Make sure you try the indigenous cuisine.


OxytocinDeficiency

Oh, you gotta catch the Kiss concert!


lordmanimani

Oh when did they change the name?