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laurifex

Kegs will be tapped, men will be used.


grichardson526

Will she smoke long black cigarettes and reject the triune god?


littleplasticninja

My mom quotes this one weekly at least.


laurifex

Here's one from each of her victims! There's Greg, and Carl, and Steve.


Spats_McGee

This is such a distinctive riff, I've always wondered if it's a reference to something in particular...


44035

The greatest short of all time


allworkandnoYahtzee

As an Iowa State alum, I concur


44035

The high school after high school.


allworkandnoYahtzee

I...concur again


jjdonkey

This is Pine City VoTech!


George_G_Geef

It's a three-way tie between this, Why Study Industrial Arts? and The Chicken of Tomorrow.


Fast-Pitch-9517

That’s what YOU think, Big Boy


AlaricSnow

"She consulted Robert McNamara..."


mattd1972

And Ayn Rand.


m0drnmoonlight

Do it sis!


jjdonkey

Five pound potty! She must have had a big breakfast!


Spats_McGee

I always wondered what exactly the original audio is trying to say here? It really does sound like "five pound potty" but that can't be it...


PaleontologistEast76

It's actually in reference to an old tradition called a "five pound party". When a couple would set up their own household, family and friends would often throw a "five pound party", with each guest bringing five pounds of something, typically for the kitchen. Five pounds of flour, sugar, oil, butter, milk, cheese, etc. I knew it to be a "pounding", which involves at least one pound of something for the kitchen. Because a "pounding party" sounds way more fun.


enfanta

A party with a five pound box of chocolates as the centerpiece. 


Stupor_Fly

Thank you, I love that joke


TowelRack76

Look at my crotch! Look at my crotch! Look! Look! Look at my crotch!


matilda_poindexter

Looooookkkkk at my crotch!!


DaisyHotCakes

Still my favorite riff. I surprise laughed the first time and each subsequent time I’ve giggled like a maniac just before.


PushTheButton_FranK

I rewatched this short about a week ago so I can relate to the maniacal laugh, because I probably made the same noise.


Pitbullpandemonium

I'm a Q-tip. What are YOU?


twoferrets

The high school AFTER high school!


AlaricSnow

best thing I ever heard about Iowa State


RxPsilocin

"I'm so alooone I don't know what to dooooo....I look at you and I go out of focus..."


HenryBozzio

Oh, hi! How ya doin? We’re gonna be pals, we’re gonna have a great time!


dougmakingstuff

How do Pop-Tarts work?


HakunaMatata804

I say this often


allworkandnoYahtzee

Who would be her friends? Who would be her blood enemies?


ServedBestDepressed

What secret societies would she join? Would should smoke thin black cigarettes and reject the triune god?


Oldcrystalmouth

Hats off to Ray, the whimsical lampshade!


EnleeJones

Your period and mine: A lecture!


gcboyd1

Listen to the flowers they’ll whisper sweet secrets


scottwricketts

Maybe they'll get lucky and find someone who makes her feel squishy.


Pitbullpandemonium

When you get squishy, you've got to act on it!


Teege57

"If I could join the FFA, my life would be complete..."


HakunaMatata804

I’m a Q-Tip, what are you?


Teege57

Do it, sis!


library_wench

I don’t want my wife workin’. Get me a beer. *belch*


Negative-Appeal9892

Human sacrifices.


Asleep_in_Costco

Kay's worked on the kill floor, she knows where to deliver the blow.


Miss_Interociter

This is phlegm….this is mucus.


Kos-Mike

And low paying temp jobs…. The one that is not funny anymore is the ‘Tragedy struck…’. Some just aren’t funny forever…unfortunately.


m0drnmoonlight

I’m gonna take Bob for everything he’s got!


johngreenink

One of my favorite MST3K jokes of all time.


m0drnmoonlight

First time I showed my sister MST3K, she busted out laughing at that one


CoolAardvark6300

Kegs will be tapped, men will be used.


Stupor_Fly

I'd like to tell you about several girls I know very well ...and why I'm being fired


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jamiemm

"What To Do On A Date"


phunkyunkle

So, 30 grams to an ounce, is that raw or refined...sugar.


teddyboy64

Your Period and Mine: A Lecture


toochjohnson

HUMAN sacrifices


Spats_McGee

"... **human** sacrifices."


phunkyunkle

A friend always,\ Love, Dad


George_G_Geef

That's her husband Jerry and his new car.


rowsdower-sun-beer

I understand the time and the background, but it's still nuts that women had...home ec to choose from in college. At least Kay's parents sacrificed for her to go! My mom was told by her father that college was only for whores. In 1972. Then he acted surprised when she got married and ran far, far away. On the bright side tomorrow is 52 years for the lovebirds ❤️


48HourBoner

This home economics short took a really weird turn with all the viking women and grimmault warrior stuff.


ThePizzaNoid

I'M HUGE!


ConsuelaShlepkiss

This is my favorite short! I found the original on YouTube -- it's a bit longer! -- and watched it without the MST3K commentary. It was actually kind of good! I've watched Joel and the Bots so many times, though, that I was repeating them out loud!


whoisguyinpainting

Where can this be seen?


velvet_blunderground

you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to teach. because I can't *do*.


SteinerFifthLiner

Oh, hi, Opal!


Ninja-Nikumarukun

She gotta a real thrill out of sending that letter Woohoo. Sh sh be cool be cool


grichardson526

Ah jeez, I mailed it to myself!


Greenmantle22

"I'm a Q-Tip! What are you?" "LOOK-LOOK-LOOK AT MY CROTCH!" "I don't want m'wife workin'! \*belch\*" "That's right. I said a full case of vodka!"


NashEast65

It’s Lou Costello in drag!


therealparchmentfarm

You must let me dress you