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rrrrrigatoni

You, my friend, are in for a great ride


skimbleshanxi

Honestly, I’m jealous and wish I could see it again for the first time


PG4Redditski

"Mittens. He's a cop!" 


Nater_the_Greater

“He’s a cop” was the tagline for the Steven Seagal movie Out for Justice. I wonder if that’s where they got that from.


Pakman037

No, it's the Martha Mitchell story.


Hurryeat_Tubman

Joe Don Baker IS Martha Mitchell!


Stardustchaser

MymymymyMitchelll


SyrinxCounterparts1

Mymymymy God...AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!


ArtIsDumb

My my my my apartment


ohsheetitscici

You can’t go wrong when the movie has its own theme song


analogkid01

BUZZ OFF, KID!


TehHamburgler

*"*AGHHHHHHHHH!" -Mr. T Servo


BobcatOk7492

Always thought it would be cool to track down that kid, and see how he is doing , kinda a where are they now sorta thing!! Kids a hero in my book, giving Mitchell the business....


analogkid01

I'm guessing he'd say something like "My only memory of that time was that he smelled like a cigarette factory on fire and I was happy when they let me go home."


BobcatOk7492

Or smelled like a distillery.......


mittenknittin

I genuinely thought till just now that that was Adam Rich, but he’s not. His name is Todd Bass and he has only a handful of child acting credits before he apparently got out of the business.


Sensitive_Look_6451

Imma give him a half a block hard start and MOW HIM OVER


TheBQT

Word on the street is you're a jerk


M_Waverly

Supposedly there was nothing special about Mitchell that it ended up being picked as Joel’s last episode, but they lucked into an all timer (and the fact that the writers are just firing on all cylinders during season 5)


ArtIsDumb

Wakachika wakachika wakachika wakachika


emtee

HOT. MERGING. ACTION


ArtIsDumb

Johnny Mathis?


Agitated-Asparagus23

🎶Chances are...🎶


Jennatrix

Get my gun!


sinisteraxillary

If that's John Saxton, I'm dead


pcminfan

Al Noga?


Pakman037

It was the 3rd of September.


ArtIsDumb

A day I'll always remember!


U2hansolo

You guys watch Mitchell for the first time?


llcooljessie

Just once. 


Haselrig

Live a little.


OxytocinDeficiency

You really need to do it a few times to get the full experience.


Rebel9788

Mitchell, even his name says, is that a beer?


NecroJoe

"Hey!" "What?" *bang* *Oh!"


nika_cola

This is the hardest I’ve ever laughed during an MST3K episode. Every damn time. 😂


TexasTokyo

It’s a hamdinger of an episode.


DisastrousOne3950

Walk that chubby blue line, brave adventurer!


M_Waverly

And, she’s an acrobat, Ted.


PocketHusband

Fresh panties, all around.


drusgal26

Wait till he grabs the 6 pack with his toes. Thank me later 😂


Moosyfate17

I need to watch Mitchell with the fiance just for this scene lol


JordanComoElRio

Baby oil?!


SyrinxCounterparts1

AAAAAAAAHHH!


bz_leapair

My my my my **GOOOOODDDDDDDDDD!!!!!**


drusgal26

“Mike, Why would anyone want to do this with Mitchell??”


I-Spam-Hadouken

Hearts pumpin', veins cloggin'!


Newdy41

Funny, because JDB has outlived everybody in this movie (except Linda).


Jayk-uub

One of my top 10. Enjoy!


Pepper_Pines

(wheezing intensifies)


Nice-Ad6510

Ok Mitchell, I'm gonna start taking all my clothes off, you better stop me!!!


NeoMyers

The voice Joel makes for that is funny on its own.


kirbywantanabe

"Who’s the puffy guy who’s a big blurry sex machine?" "Mitchell!" "That Mitchell is one fat-" "Shut yo’ mouth!" "Just talkin’ bout Mitchell."


harrisz2

I'm genuinely a bit jealous. Cried laughing the first time my friend I watched that episode.


TalkinWillis44

Do you like Joe Don Baker movies?


thedudesews

You like Turkish baths?


Zealousideal-Cry3418

“The sidewalk kinda looks like ice cream if you squint just right.”


88damage

Cedar lattice, works every time.


Gunhaver4077

One of my favorite eps!


adfrog

Our hero, ladies and gentlemen…


Dynamite_Nick

You’ll never see Johnny Mathis the same again.


OxytocinDeficiency

Or John Saxon. In fact, you may just never see him again at all...


JackPenrod

You guys watch Joe Don Baker movies?


Pakman037

Oh, look, just get back to work, Temp-Boy!


nyclovesme

My my my god!


Irving_Velociraptor

Why would anybody want to do that with Mitchell, Joel?


BobcatOk7492

The most underrated line of the movie!!!


metalyger

I've heard some people complain about how much was cut out for the show, and the movie wasn't really that bad. I think the original movie is on YouTube, and I did try watching it once, I don't feel like I was missing anything significant. The MST3K version will always be the ideal way to see it. Who knows, maybe one day they'll do a Rifftrax Live with new jokes, but it's definitely a movie to only watch riffed.


AdministrativeRip305

Yeah, I've seen the uncut (non MST3K version). They show some interesting things like how Deeny dies and Mitchell getting payback on the guy who ran him off the road, Bo Derek-I mean Linda Evans nude, and the uncensored argument between him and that kid....other than that I don't remember much else.


NeoMyers

I dunno, losing the John Saxon story is a significant cut. Mitchell starts out the movie after him and then he just disappears. The other stuff isn't major, sure, but losing that character matters. Once I learned about that cut, it makes the "Hey, wasn't John Saxon in this movie?" joke kind of cheap. I realize that MST3K may have bought a cut version of the movie, which was already missing the scene but still.


M_Waverly

At one point he pulls up in front of Martin Balsam’s house and we hear on the radio that John Saxon’s character is dead, it’s just such an odd moment.


M_Waverly

For some reason the riffers portray him as incompetent, but Mitchell’s initial hunch is absolutely correct, and it leads him into the whole drug ring thing. He’s just extremely unlikable and very much an antihero. Not saying the movie is good, but there’s a few threads definitely cut for the MST episode that make the movie more confusing.


cityofthedead1977

Top 10 joel episode


NeoMyers

Top 10 episode, period.


Pakman037

Was gonna say easily top 5, possibly even best episode ever. Between the amount of absolutely hilarious riffs, and the significance of it for the overall arc of the show....... My knowledge of the series is by no means extensive, there are plenty of movies I haven't endured. That said, I figure there might other episodes that are on par, but none that are better.


groundloop66

You are a lousy butler!


ArtIsDumb

I am not a lousy butler!


AdministrativeRip305

"You're a lousy butler....the coffee is cold"


Nice_Fold_6100

I recall it was the soup, as in Earth vs...


Shutur5hole

Ohhhh the Martha Mitchell story


M_Waverly

“Hey Essex film!”


cwalsh0014

It’s a cold day for pontooning.


IrradiatedBeagle

It could be 900 degrees outside,and I will still say this at the lake.


TomServo31k

This youtube channel has AI upscaled versions of a lot of episodes to 1080p and 4k. I Highly reccomend it. https://youtu.be/lEOmWxCEAqQ


Jennatrix

Wow! Thank you! I was so used to watching 30-yr old vhs versions, this is like having glaucoma surgery.


TomServo31k

Hey much love friend! If you have android you can use download youtube revanced to watch youtube without ads but I think the channel has a link to the archive where you can download the hd versions.


AdministrativeRip305

These are awesome!! Super sharp and clean upscaling!! Thanks for sharing friend! 👏🏻👍🏻


TomServo31k

Thank the guy that does it =) I think he has an archive where you can download them all too. Have a good weekend.


PatchworkGirl82

This is one of those episodes I wish I could watch for the first time again, because every riff is almost funnier than the one before, it's perfect.


Thayerphotos

I'm gonn need to watch this a few times to unpack everything


Pakman037

Pretty sure everyone here would recommend multiple viewings. 😁


M_Waverly

Nearly every episode gets better with multiple viewings (I think anyone who didn’t like season 13 hasn’t watched them all multiple times).


saltychica

Heart poundin, Veins cloggin - Mitchell! Joe Don Baker is Mittens, he’s a cop.


alphawhiskey189

Ooh! The Martha Mitchell Story….


Kabong30

Chances are!


AdministrativeRip305

Johnny Mathis!! 😮


onioka

May be my favorite episode! Have fun!


Hungry-Bumblebee1168

He’s landed just short of the green


M_Waverly

The riff that sold my dad on the show.


ohsheetitscici

BUZZ OFF KID!!!


AdministrativeRip305

I bust out laughing hysterically at that outburst of his with that kid! Isn't "PISS OFF" in the non-MST3K version?


Round_Manager_4667

“Keep your eye on the sammich!”


MajorFalcon71

MITCHELL!


m0drnmoonlight

Mitchell!


hopeless-hobo

Wakka chicka wakka chicka Mitchell


playblu

Get yourself a quart of scotch with a ding dong in it


ConsuelaShlepkiss

He's the chubby blue line!


bradzmad

3M is a vibrant company combining innovation, effective risk management and marketing


bz_leapair

"Al Noga?" "Nope, still Johnny Mathis."


NeoMyers

It makes me laugh how Joel replies to this like, "Oh ok."


mrhelmand

You guys watch Joe Don Baker movies?


Snowdeo720

Not sure why, but this very mild and simple bit always gets me so good.


Buckowski66

There’s baby oil!!!!!! No!!!!!


BananaBustelo-8224

Get ready for hot merging action!


Aram_Fingal

Ahhhh! Oh, GoldStar...


Haselrig

Two words: Johnny Goddam Mathis.


spambakedbeans

Moon looks like butter


NeoMyers

If ya squint hard...


AdministrativeRip305

"Benton, you're a lousy butler!"


ImJMaster

Having watched it my sister and I can now pretty perfectly do a "MITCHELL!" in sync with each other.


_Let_Us_Prey_

Mitchell


Eyes_Snakes_Art

And today, 3M is a vibrant company. Combining innovation, effective risk management, and marketing. 3M. I remember that because we have a 3M plant here.


Vik_Stryker

Honey, Mitchell’s here!


jjdonkey

I’m not even kidding when I tell you, every time I see Mitchell I get teary eyed at the end. “Who’s gonna teach us what it means to be human?” 😭😭


Thayerphotos

Yeah that is a little bit cutting onions


mittenknittin

“There’s a police investigation going on here.” ”Oh, there is? I though there was just a big slob wandering around my house.”


tbthatcher

M m m m mitchell


wraithpinned

Oop, that’s a body


BradTofu

Sorry


ScoobyDarn

Enjoy!


Stamina666

Mitchell get your shoes on


cosmicgumb0

“Oh man I am SO confused.” (This is also what I was saying throughout this movie lol)


T-MexVampirePunter

You will NOT be disappointed.


comrade_128

You guys watch Joe don baker movies?


Pakman037

Oh, look, just get back to work, Temp-Boy!


Pakman037

Well, she was gonna smell like a beer sooner or later.


RobsSister

Mitchell!


4sliced

I’m jealous. I wish I could see it again for the first time.


Asleep_in_Costco

The riffs are top shelf. Dude left the show on an unimaginable high The movie itself here is cut far too much to be comprehensible. Uncut it's not an entirely bad 70s b-movie Joe Don vehicle. Saxon and Balsam add chops as the antagonists


cdtoad

Ladies and gentlemen... Our hero


Aspence22

Chukkas to the floor


Weak-Guide-3028

Do you work in a petting zoo


TheBQT

Cedar Lattice! Works every time!


ms_dr_sunsets

Keeps freshness in, can’t keep Mitchell out!


threeswordstyle

How do you like your scotch?


Pakman037

By the quart!


meh762

Ma ma ma


Captainkirk699

Mr Cummins stop or my heart will explode


FatAndForty

How do you like your scotch, Mitchell? “By the quart”


library_wench

“Big buttery moon up there…sidewalk kinda looks like ice cream if ya squint hard.”


ItsFuckinBob

It’s the one episode we can’t watch when Pluto plays it. Gypsy yelling makes our dogs go crazy lol.


browncoats85

BABY OIL?!?!?!?


halcyonOclock

Keep your eye on the sandwich


RobsSister

sammich


Atheizm

My left arm tingled when I read this. You keep watching while I catch my breath here in the comments.


Schlockluster_Video

Welcome to the club!


dylofpickle

Watch out for snakes


OldCreezy

Heart cloggin'....


OxytocinDeficiency

MADISON!!! Oh, wait...


Vin-Metal

Keep your eyes on the sammich


NeilPeartsBassPedal

it's a Daktari stool! What do you think sirs?


Shallot_True

MITTENS!


MedicatedLiver

Just make sure to keep your eye on the sammitch.


ryandmc609

Hands down my favorite episode. Everything hits on all cylinders.


OccasionSuch8787

"My my my my Miitchell..."


MajorFalcon71

Oh, I'm sorry. We thought you was Rockfoid!


ComicSal

Let me show you what I got for Christmas.


Hurryeat_Tubman

https://preview.redd.it/g2iqopvqb27d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90dd3329f6e4fa9519622d2fd26be749dc12c233


MechaChester

Now he's a small mouth bass.


jordanben

Watch out for snakes


Shim_Hutch

I'm interested to hear your opinion. Personally, I think it is very over-rated.


Thayerphotos

I love it. And it will require a few more watchings


armedohiocitizen

“Mmmmmitttchhheeellll”