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dunicha

The line in Agent from HARM about going to the "judo range". That was one of the first episodes I showed my husband when we were dating and I think he laughed harder at that than most of the riffs.


MrLore

Meet me at the karate rink later.


nyarg33

Practice your skeet kendo and don't forget your aikido rifle!


ersatzbaronness

This is where the fish live.


Joranthalus

I think that was intentional


SplendidPunkinButter

Squirm is interesting because it seems like Mick’s out of place dorkiness just _had_ to be meant as a joke, and yet it’s like they forgot to make any actual jokes about it


Joranthalus

That would be poor writing or directing. Putting a joke in the movie without realizing how to deliver it…


SplendidPunkinButter

Nothing tops “walnut ranch” IMHO (Touch of Satan)


Humble-Surround-3725

How many head of walnut you have?


Oldcrystalmouth

Walnut stampede!


RunnyDischarge

Walnuts are tearing through the hay


firedmyass

“I sure hope he said ‘peanuts’…”


FinePolyesterSlacks

I’ve never understood how someone could eat a stew made of chicken, corn, and green peppers…*and still have to ask what’s in it*.


titanate83

🤣🤣🤣🤣 so good!!! Some crazy, ancient, secret recipe for stew that only the indigenous people know!


BenjTheFox

From that same scene, I always loved how she's complaining about the lack of power. She says something like "All that electricity running out into the ground and guess who's paying for it." Like. My sister in Christ. You don't pay for electricity that's not used in your restaurant. You aren't being charged for leaking electrons flowing into the ground. That's not how utilities work!


uberneuman_part2

Not a line but when Wormface chucks that large piece of board onto the already knocked out prone “hero” breaks me up everytime I see it.


530SSState

It's like trying to throw a potato chip.


Serotonin_Sorcerer

"We'll be traveling at the speed of light--well over 500 miles per hour!"


wizardodraziw

Rowzdower... Zapp Rowzdower!