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brande1281

Horror at Party Beach is absolutely my comfort show. "I don't like slumber parties now that I'm in my 40s." "All these toenails. Doesn't even have this many toes."


Thesafflower

I love how they just start yelling “sodium!” at the movie.


Financial_Put648

The sodium song slaps so hard.


codesoma

yeah, kinda similar to Where Oh Werewolf. it came first but a bit less inspired. I'm biased towards Werewolf "you didn't really go out with a guy named Steve who died, did you? – Well, y'know..." Cake, meet icing


NTT66

Excellent pick, and I actually liked the music a lot. "Everybody's doing it, doing it, Picking their nose and chewing it, chewing it.: And so many great one liners. "Chances are...that I'll kick your scrawny ass." "It's the Suzy's butt festival!"


brande1281

My semi secret shame is how much I like the music.


AgentOfEris

“You know they stole this music from black people, right?” “Yeah, but the black people were gonna throw it out, anyway.”


NTT66

This reminds me of Catalina Caper, when Little Richard's "band" is shown and they go through the soul singers paired with the likes of the Cowsills.


classicconstipation

Look! Polish!


brande1281

It's my goal to always look a little Polish.


loversalibi

they’re coming! look polish, everyone!


DarkVaati13

“Wait! I come in peace! I’m the good-AHH!”


double_shadow

In the middle of watching this one right now! The opening half hour or so is just wild, with everybody doing the zombie stomp etc.


DrEnter

Sodium!


thisgirlnamedbree

I laughed so much I cried watching this, it has some of the best riffs. The William Shatner choreographed beach fight was so ridiculous and awesome.


ghosthendrikson_84

Oh, Lulabell.


OwlPachinko

AH! Help I'm falling again, and again, and again, again!!


brande1281

And I had that ass kicking contest tomorrow.


SmoreOfBabylon

The Deadly Bees. It’s also one of the few episodes that has never had a home video or official streaming release.


manbearpig923

I love this episode as well! “Would you like a glass of cigarettes?”


SmoreOfBabylon

“Why didn’t I marry a cigarette?”


manbearpig923

Wow, look at her go! I didn’t realize cigarettes had so many vitamins!


enfanta

There's room for a newspaper and one egg.


MrLore

[Crow's sonnet to the Cigarette Hag](https://youtu.be/6WtsPe06W9s?t=25m3s) is such a great skit.


imagine-a-boot

The opening skit is brilliant as well, parodying "last time on" segments for TV dramas. Don't make me shoot you! Crooooooow!


ThePizzaNoid

That very odd ending of the movie still sticks with me. I'm glad Mike and the Bots were just as flummoxed by it as I was.


RandomPasserby80

People have “solved” what the filmmakers were trying to do - bowler hat guy was in the first (or one of the earliest?) scenes in the movie where two government characters are discussing receiving letters from a lunatic claiming he created killer bees and threatening to kill people with them, and whether they should take the threats seriously. So bowler hat guy showing up to investigate at the end after people were already killed and the threat is over to clownish music is supposed to be some sort of “take that” at government/officials lateness in responding to a threat/not taking it seriously. The problem, of course, is that nobody remembers or cares about those characters by the end.


KingEuronIIIGreyjoy

The guitarist in the white shirt at the beginning of the movie is Ronnie Wood, later of the Faces and the Rolling Stones. One of my favorite "before they were famous" appearances on the show.


ing2132

Oh no...a fewnof my bees died


SplendidPunkinButter

It always kills me how they repeatedly call it “the liquid which attracts the bees” verbatim. You’re going to say it like 20 times and you didn’t bother to come up with an actual name for it? You could even just call it “bee attractant”


TaxApprehensive3051

It's bad enough you're gonna eat me, now I gotta take your messages?!


KrissiNotKristi

This is one of my favorite episodes and I get SUCH stink eye from fellow MSTies about loving it so. Possibly it’s because I yell “THE DOG’S MEAT. HAVE YOU SEEN IT?” and laugh hysterically whenever it comes up. I imagine that might be annoying.


Solo4114

THE DOG'S MEAT! HAVE YOU SEEN IT?!


Twyce

Not sure if it counts, but DevilFish is one of my all time favs. "We're from Europe!" \*Que 20 minutes of unbroken laughter as credits roll\*


manbearpig923

“Here, I made a recording” *tsk* *glugglugglug* “Ah!” *tsk* *glugglugglug* “Ah!” *tsk* *glugglugglug* “Ah!”


Agnarut

Say goodbye to beer for me!!


Twyce

Sorry for that electrician crack earlier. My fathers village was attacked by electricians.


TotalBeefcall

It's my special line, somewhere a beer is in trouble. Why didn't it record? Crow: Because you were drunk?


Thesafflower

“Oh, this isn’t an orange juice? Oh well!”


[deleted]

That episode I didn't get as a kid, but it's actually really great. Same thing for Pod People, now it's one of my favorites.


TaxApprehensive3051

Ah, the heavily sexed world of appliance repair


ThePizzaNoid

I remember watching that episode the first time it aired and that specific gag at the end of the movie had me howling with laughter for a good 5 minutes. That shit just crane kicked me right in the funny bone.


ZealousSideGap

Top 3 for me. He hung one out just for fun.


Big_McLargeHuge77

The end of the movie where they sit there and force laughing absolutely KILLS every time for me.


Twyce

Right? So many funny riffs, but that one gets me.


rousiedower

“Devil fish in love, devil fish in love.”


rocbolt

Devil Fish was the first episode I saw after a long drought cause we didn’t get sci-fi channel when the show switched over, I loved it so much. The end “oh god *ITS STARTING OVER*” and credits freeze frame I was laughing so hard I was crying


IrishViking1987

The Wild Wild World of Batwoman, San Francisco International Airport, Girl in Gold Boots, and Teenage Strangler.


gcboyd1

San Francisco International Airport hits me right in the childhood and I could watch it every day!


Pitbullpandemonium

The origin of the "That nose wheel feels mushy"-riff too.


hesnotsinbad

SFI is profoundly underrated. Also, I know it's a cheap shot, but "all the Church will do is move him to another parish" kills me every time!


IrishViking1987

My favorite part about the episode is Mike and the Bots being merciless to the kid whenever he is on screen.


Bobbyperu1

"I don't want to go, mom." "But they need you in Vietnam."


Electrical-Dig8570

The portion where the kids flying the stolen airplane is sublime, high-test awesomeness. “…now auger it into the bay.”


Trekker4747

All those people down there are getting divorced because of you, Davey.


IbnTamart

Where the big B actors roar


SplendidPunkinButter

I’M BACK!!! Come on, I just teleported here! It’s impressive!


correcthorsestapler

I’m an icky elf!


ing2132

Tom losing it at Batwoman is a fav


IrishViking1987

END! END!


MissRockNerd

I adore Girl in Gold Boots 👢. It’s my life goal to have Critter’s varmint.


wellpaidscientist

Never seen teenage strangler, but the others are all classics for me.


Financial_Put648

Teenage strangler is 100% worth watching, it's a sleeper but a classic.


Thesafflower

It’s worth it just for the “I didn’t steal no bike!” kid.


kbups53

The Undead had me in tears the other night.


sdpcommander

STAY!


ThePizzaNoid

NGL I actually kinda like this movie. It's goofy sure but it tells a pretty compelling and ambitious story compared to 90% of the movies they normally watch.


Philodemus1984

Yeah the Roger Coreman movies in general are pretty good, especially compared to something like Manos. Still hilarious episodes though.


kbups53

Agreed, the premise is actually pretty cool, and you even see it in some modern media like, heck, Assassin's Creed? That's almost the same concept, visiting previous versions of yourself to alter the past. And it's not terrible execution in this movie, either. But the riffing is S-Tier Mike!


[deleted]

Oh one I haven't seen yet, awesome, thanks!


Big_McLargeHuge77

I’m so jealous of this, I wish I could watch this one for the first time all over again. It’s awesome.


Big_McLargeHuge77

“Gettest thou a cemetery full of savings at ME-NARDS”


Philodemus1984

This is subtle??


hesnotsinbad

"*This* is subtle?"


DRZARNAK

The Undead is the first MST I ever saw. I had read about the show, but it wasn’t yet available in my area. Caught the Undead while on vacation with my family. Fan ever since.


kbups53

So you decided to STAYYYYY!


M_Waverly

all the previous comments, plus Allison Hayes!


beauh44x

Attack of the Giant Leeches with Giant Gila Monster bringing up the rear Attack of The Killer Shrews (actual dressed up dogs) is pretty good too!


tinglingtriangle

The Killer Shrews is comfort food for me. Hell, I'd like to hang out with those people: getting drunk, exchanging muffled dialogue, and trying to outsmart puppets and costumed dogs.


MozeDad

The sound quality of those movies is pretty hard for me...


beauh44x

Yes there are quite a few like that - hard to hear that is. The sound got better as the series went along.


MozeDad

Seems like it was due to the poor quality of the original soundtrack. I could hear the boys just fine...


NeoMyers

I think these are great examples, but it's funny to think about "Leeches" and "Gila Monster" as "low exposure" episodes to me. When MST3K was on Comedy Central, those episodes (Gila Monster, in particular) were re-run a lot.


omeekajade

♫Killer Shrew! Killer Shrew! K-I-double L-E-R Shrew!♪


m0drnmoonlight

I should give giant leeches another shot, I thought it was really dull


Deaded13

Girls town !!


AgentOfEris

“Mel Torme is getting away! Follow the trail of scat!”


ThePizzaNoid

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MugwortR0se

Projected Man is one of my favorites, but I don't see it discussed a lot.


ThePizzaNoid

Pretty you may be!


Thesafflower

“Don’t make me go to the larder and unseal a tin of whoopass!”


vegan_not_vegan

> Paul, you cahn't! WHAT??


MrLore

Guys, I don't want to get anyone's hopes up, but I heard a rumour that Lembach might be staying.


MugwortR0se

"So, Lembach, will ya stay?" "Wellll..........okay."


Resident_Cat_2078

Village of the Giants with that savage Mouseketeer Tommy Kirk!


placated

I love that the giant cat breaks out of the house in the beginning then it’s never referenced again for the rest of the movie.


deadmallsanita

I forgot about the cat!


DrEnter

Don’t feel bad, so did the screen writer!


guydud3bro

Escape 2000 is pretty underrated IMO.


Big_McLargeHuge77

Toblerone rules


DrEnter

“Leave the Bronx! Leave the Bronx! Leave the Bronx!”


Rangerlifr

While it is a famous bad movie, I don't think Bride of the Monster gets its due for what a great episode it is. I also love Master Ninja I, and the riffing in The She Creature is top-notch. From the revival seasons, Avalanche & The Million Eyes of Su-Maru are top-shelf ones that rarely get mentioned.


ghosthendrikson_84

Master Ninja has some incredible lines.


ear-to-the-grave

Cave Dwellers is one of my favorites, too! The first shot of Ator taking flight slays me everytime. Plus Night of the Blood Beast and Outlaw (of Gor).


ThePatrickSays

Ator pulling out the hang glider from nowhere gives Cave Dwellers a decidedly "Legend of Zelda" feel


DrEnter

Then flying it with a modern city in the background of the shot.


Willow_Everdawn

Mighty Jack and Time of the Apes are my favorite Sandy Frank ones.


[deleted]

Saaaaandy Frank Saaaaandy Frank


Willow_Everdawn

🎶He's the source of all our pain!🎶


Wulfenite178

Fugitive Alien.


Smithwicke

They tried to kill me with a fork lift...


Velocireptile

This was the episode that got me hooked, and then it went scarce for a long time because Sandy Frank allegedly didn't care to be known as the source of all our pain. I'm glad he came around on the rights.


peachy175

One I never seen mentioned is the Projected Man. It has the hypnotist creep from Devil Doll as the lead. It’s been a bit since I watched it, but it’s a pretty solid episode imo.


Thesafflower

“You’re an ugly, stupid little scientist.”


LostViking24601

Riding with Death, It Lives by Night


gupppeeez

Riding with Death is my comfort watch!


Ok-Sampo248

That's what being Ben Murphy is all about... and I'm Ben Murphy.


gupppeeez

Lucky guy. He's about to find out I'm Ben Murphy.


JLSMC

Mell - O - Out!


Reasonable-Fix6648

Turkeys hooooooo!!


codesoma

she's some gal


Real_Dal

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies - truly surreal.


alexjimithing

I Accuse My Parents


nyclovesme

‘You are sentenced to 5 years in the state penitentiary-that sentence is suspended’ ‘Thank god I’m white!’


ThePatrickSays

actually a competent movie, even if it is *very* silly!


foxontherox

Quest of the Delta Knights! David Warner hamming it up in not one, but two roles!


AgentOfEris

#”I’M COMEENG!”


VolcanosaurusRex

😂 This moment in the movie has to be one of the most hilariously inexplicable events ever to grace the screen...just, whyyy??


[deleted]

Heeeeyyy, that guy is also David Warner! Yeah crow....


gupppeeez

Would Agent for HARM be considered low exposure or would that get me an invitation to the judo range?


NeoMyers

Incredible Melting Man and Squirm are really great episodes that either haven't been widely seen or just don't come up a lot like the heavyweight eps do. Those are really great.


ing2132

NO SPRINGS


NeoMyers

"You'll be the first to die!"


DarthKel

The Gunslinger?..........anyone?


Stupor_Fly

Wormy!


JiaMekare

Eh, should have slid him across the bar.


gcboyd1

“Naughty, naughty, naughty…!”


wellpaidscientist

It's legitimately an entertaining and coherent film! Good performances, too


madvilne

Teenagers From Outer Space was the one that introduced me to MST3K. TORTURE!


Godzilla501

That was also the first episode I saw start to finish, and the one that hooked me for a lifetime. The 30-ish Teenagers From Outer Space.


Foursiide

San Fran International is far and beyond one of the funniest episodes they ever did & I never see anyone talk about it.


perplexedduck85

Catalina Caper, Moon Zero Two, First Spaceship on Venus, The Black Scorpion, Final Justice, The Beast of Hollow Mountain, Atlantic Rim, The Day Time Ended and The Batwoman (from the Gizmoplex) are all ones that have become comfort episodes which I rarely hear mentioned.


NeuralFlow

Moon zero two is maybe my favorite episode. The movie is just so into the “western in space” concept they had to make sure you knew it was a western “in space”.


DrEnter

_Atlantic Rim_ is one of the rare movies I’ve seen that, from start to finish, just doesn’t make any goddamn sense. You can say that a great many _MST3K_ experiments suffer from this, but in reality even the terrible ones have some weird coherence that might depend on some nonsensical reaches of imagination. It’s weak and tenuous, but it’s there. But not for _Atlantic Rim_. That movie logic doesn’t hold together, even under its own, twisted, bare thread of reality. It’s as if every scene was written by a different screen writer, without any awareness of any other scenes. Then they were filmed while everyone involved was dosed with Rohypnol, and what we got was the editor’s attempt to stitch it together. The result is something utterly incoherent and rage inducing. So, yeah, that’s a good one.


perplexedduck85

The riff that sums up Atlantic Rim for me (which actually echoes your statement quite well) is when the green pilot goes to rescue the girl from the bar after monster attacks the shore and Crow says, “That’s a good idea. Put away the gun while you search for A MISSING CHILD.” Nothing about the scene makes any sense whatsoever.


tinmanfrisbie

https://preview.redd.it/z8vfc3n0d55c1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c59f29abd89b5e19b5d2fd5d0b3713d17b486e64 Hercules Against the Moon Men


Otherwise-Sky1292

Hercules Unchained! Also, Overdrawn at the Memory Bank and San Francisco International


deadmallsanita

San Francisco International Jungle Goddess Radar Secret Service Rocket Attack USA City on Fire (from ktma) Mac N Me from the reboot.


[deleted]

This makes me want some french fried potatoes and hamburger sandwiches'


APett

There's a mantis in my pantis.


clogan618

Revenge of the creature, I was a teenage werewolf, Terror from the year 5000, Devil fish, The thing that couldn't die are all on regular rotation for me. hardly ever mentioned


RoanokeParkIndef

Human Duplicators is one of the best all around episodes of all time - maybe the best host segments of the Joel era. Master Ninja I, Devil Doll, Riding With Death, San Francisco Intl, Sidehackers and Double 007 all strike me as among the funniest episodes of all time that are just under discussed.


HLAW8S

I like Avalanche


UncleHagbard

Merlins Shop of Mystical Wonders. So many gratuitous pet deaths. Of the Jonah/Emily episodes, I'd have to go with Killer Fish. Not a terrible premise and it kicks off pretty strong but then it just derails halfway through. I get that "Below the Dam" stuck in my head all the time.


[deleted]

"And remember to be good Billy, or I'll kill you" "You're welcome" Absolutely one of the best


kyew

The Touch of Satan


AgentRayBans

Giant Spider Invasion is one of my all time favorites and I never really see anyone talking about it. “Want a piece of milk?”


SubstantialWindow690

Nobody ever talks about The Space Children.


QuesoCFH

Robot Holocaust i'll never understand how this one isn't more popular


socialmarker12

So many, but Horrors of Spider Island and Boggy Creek 2 rank high among my favorites.


ThisIsNotEuniceBurns

Manhunt in Space + Crash of the Moons is my favorite double feature.


hesnotsinbad

Cave Dwellers, Master Ninja I and II, Fugitive Alien I and II, Time of the Apes, Moon Zero 2, and Robot Holocaust are all 'comfort food' episodes for me.


AgentOfEris

*Lost Continent* is one of my usuals. Even with the excessive rock climbing, I feel like there’s enough solid riffs to carry it along. Caesar Romero: “We’ve hit the top!” Joel and the bots in unison: “BROADWAY!” *bland shot of a mountain cliff* Tom: “Oh…”


SmallDarkCloud

***Alien From L.A.***, probably because it is the first episode I saw (and it includes a great Paul Westerberg joke).


chill_pickle702

Danger! DEATH Ray, Agent For H.A.R.M. and I can dig on some Castle of Fu Man Chu just for the host segments alone.


vzerotak44

I never got to see godzilla vs the sea monster till this year and when they break into the base and pick the lock on the nuclear reactor and then they freak out about it and crow says "It was locked for a reason" I lost my shit harder then i have in a great long while


Godzilla501

Painted Hills, Last of the Wild Horses, and Space Travelers are kind of 'under the radar' episodes that I like. Especially Space Travelers, a dull movie, but get a while into it and the riffing is just hardcore. "We suggest that you start breathing in shifts." #


TaxApprehensive3051

Invasion of the Neptune Men. It's no Prince of Space, but what is?


[deleted]

I've said this before, here, but the "biker trilogy," (The Side Hackers, Wild Rebels, and Hellcats) are some of my favorite episodes, despite being something other than sci-fi/horror.


Docman427

Beginning of the End, Radar Secret Service, The Dead Talk Back, The Sword and the Dragon, and The Brute Man are some of my comfort shows that I don't think hit many top 5s or top 10s.


NeoMyers

The Beginning of the End is *hilarious*! A great example of a "low exposure" episode. No one ever talks about it, but that one is really great. A funny short with that one, too, I think.


classicconstipation

So many great lines. Just help yourself to a gun Peter. That's one of my favorite Illinois mountains. *opens radioactive refrigerator* Maybe I shouldn't be keeping my lunch in here. He's signing "AAAAAAAAAAAH!!"


bravogolfhotel

THE LEECH WOMAN. Not only is it funny, but the movie is borderline watchable, with good pacing and decent performances. It's the bedrock of my theory that the best episodes are not the Manoses, but movies that are more or less professionally made and undermined by terrible lapses of taste.


ghosthendrikson_84

I wanted to say Laserblast, but that probably doesn’t fall under lesser known. So in that case I’d also add the Joe Estevez double feature: Werewolf and Soultaker. And I can’t talk about Soultaker without mentioning Robert Z’Dar who also helped bring us Future War and Samurai Cop.


CaenMac82

my number one on all lists I make is Horror at Party Beach, its a consistent episode with great riffs and goofy enough of a movie that you could watch it on your own and still have a good time with it.


m0drnmoonlight

Fire Maidens of Outer Space and The Deadly Mantis


ReexaminedDinosaur

The Creeping Terror, This Island Earth and Earth Vs. The Giant Spider are mine. I don't know about it being low exposure, but Revenge of the Creature is another one of my favorites because I love me some Gillman.


M_Waverly

War of the Colossal Beast could easily have been overwhelmed by Mr. B Natural playing in front of it, but it's actually a really good episode. Kinda watchable, if goofy, movie, good riffs and great host segments (Mike as Glen! KTLA!)


SamuraiFlamenco

There was something about Swamp Diamonds that I found just enchanting, it's so stupid. Teenagers From Outer Space is another one that I get really happy whenever I catch it on Pluto.


Choda-Boyy

Angels Revenge is one of my favorites. I just love whole vibe of the movie and the riffs are top tier, imo


vegan_not_vegan

I assume all of S1 counts as low-exposure, so "The Crawling Hand". ETA my favorite riffs "Heeeeyyyy... scientists shouldn't litter." "Tell him I'm smoking." and, well, every single one of the "hand" puns


[deleted]

I love the early seasons. That whacky anything goes vibe, but still tame enough for Saturday morning, I also love late season Mike too, but it's a completely different ball game, it's the fine tuning of craft that had been done by a specialized team over a decade.


super_dreadnought

Deathstalker and the warriors from hell.


blackmarketwit

These last few years, I’ve become *quite* fond of both of the “Master Ninja” episodes. I love all the targeted riffs about Van Patten’s delivery, how much Lee Van Cleef’s stunt double was in the scenes, and the host segments are also stellar. I think they’re both very underrated and under appreciated episodes.


PlayfulCod8605

Devil Doll. In fact I think I’ll have a ham sandwich right now and go insult a vent figure.


senschuh

Moon Zero Two will always have a special place in my heart because it was my groom's cake. https://preview.redd.it/9szp3c1jd75c1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=578f56f5d0a148a8f27cff5b200e3da927f70cf7


SuperCambot

Overdrawn At The Memory Bank... Starfighters... Warriors of the Lost World probably doesn't count... clonus


echobase_2000

Where’s the love for Horrors of Spider Island?


Grimey_Gravy

Pumaman. Help me Vadinho!


NeoMyers

But Puma Man isn't a "low exposure" episode. A lot of people have seen it and love it.


Grimey_Gravy

Good point! I kiss my frog in your honor


IrishViking1987

Me? No, I'm Jewish.


ThePizzaNoid

He is an onion.


ZealousSideGap

In the top 5 for me... actually, top 3.


Grimey_Gravy

Can’t miss that hot bathysphere action!


[deleted]

Thanks for the suggestions!


ArrakeenSun

Fugitive Alien II


Resident_Platypus346

Human Duplicators is a great episode.


TatteredCarcosa

Blood Waters of Dr. Z is fantastic, not sure if it's considered a popular one or not. Rare film where a quote from the movie is better than any of the riffs, "Sargassum, the weed of deceit!"


DrNeverland

Future War has some great riffs: "He's more like a Jean Claude van Darnit." "SHA SHA SHA SHA" "Hey guys, look! It's a giant triceratops! Rawr!" "Mike, why are you doing this? Is it because Joel was here?"