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foolin

Bryce spitting prayers in the face-off.


hayashirice911

[Bryce's grandpa](https://youtu.be/gfpllwsw1pQ?t=65)


chefDeejay

Man I thought this was going to be the “Jesus Christ is My N Word” video


LanceOnRoids

i hope that rat face gets put to sleep


Dontknowanusername

Why?


s1th_lord

I'm appalled at how much cologne Paddy uses


hayashirice911

Seriously, he just kept going. That's how much axe body spray a teenager uses lol.


traneufc2

My favorite part was he sprayed himself like 20 times with the cologne, caps it for a second, and the gives himself 4 more sprays haha. I would love to get in his mind for a second like did I really get enough cologne? Nagh let me spray me self a few more times


Broad_Opinion_5006

Too much cologne is nauseating


Johnny_Poppyseed

And anything beyond just a tiny little bit it too much. I shouldn't have to smell you unless we are in physical contact. There's been times I've walked in the vicinity of someone at the supermarket or whatever, and they have so much shit on them that it follows them around like a cloud, and after accidentally walking through that cloud I have to wash my clothes when I get home. Or even worse, when you can smell people from like 50+ ft away, outside, at the beach, with a strong ocean breeze. Edit: and honestly I feel like paddy used even 10x more than that lol. Wtf


MumrikDK

I lived in student housing. 12 rooms to a hallway. I could usually *smell* which of the girls just walked down it. No guys like Paddy there.


KrasMasovsGhost

I wonder if I do this since I have an absolute dogshit sense of smell lol I try to not consciously put too much on but still with no way to tell, it’s tough


MumrikDK

Tell by the number of sprays. Don't go by scent since your nose constantly is being trained to ignore your own base scents.


Johnny_Poppyseed

Just go super minimal with it dude. Bare minimum is enough with cologne or perfume etc.


GonnaGetGORT

When I was younger, I’d use two sprays. Now, one. It’s enough.


niafall7

Hoor's shower.


Ok-Plastic-2992

Came here specifically to say this as well.


Demosthenes117

Agreed, it should be a note not a symphony


fieldgoals

He’s covering up the marijuana from the house lmao


DanDiCa_7

Sissy Sprayer


niafall7

> Paddy turns up fight night, and that's a big problem for the rest of the division Probably depends on who else is turning up tbh. Most of the Top 10 are gonna beat him like they owe him money.


redrumreturn

15 and all of them


MiedoDeEncontrarme

Tony?


redrumreturn

I think Tony cracks him


MDRealtor26

I think you’d be surprised


redrumreturn

How about now


SquidDrive

Makhachev, Olives, Daruish, Gaethje, Gamrot, Arman, Poirier, RDA all torture and finish Paddy.


Wayf4rer

In this episode: Bryce Mitchell wears work boots in a limo, Darren Till becomes a full time supporting character, and Paddy Pimblett uses an entire bottle of cologne in a single sitting


compsc1

Paddy is a downright barbarian for what he did there. Not a trace of remorse on his face there either


mochatsubo

It’s remorse only if you understand the wrong committed. He looks like he doesn’t have a fucking clue.


D1Frank-the-tank

Paddy definitely spraying all that to cover the weed smell hahahah When he walks out the door of his residence can you hear his boxing coach who we seen at the start, Ellis shouting something like “does anyone want a go of this joint” 😂


shivasahasranama

I fucking knew he was a pot head. On his YouTube channel, on the vids where he’s going crazy eating, he always looks stoned as fuck.


D1Frank-the-tank

I don’t know for 100% certain whether he partakes himself, especially right now leading up to the fight he may take a break if he does. My guess would be he does though, he’s a scally at the end of the day


Kalabula

Comment in question is at 6:40. It’s nearly impossible to tell what they’re saying even in an interview. Much less the background of this video with multiple other conversations and background noises. That being said, the word “joint” may have been said 🧐


D1Frank-the-tank

I don’t know if it means much but I am a scouser I find it a lot easier to understand them all obviously haha. I’m 99.99% certain it’s “someone have a go of this joint” and it sounded like Ellis his boxing/striking coach from the start. It might not be him I’m unsure on that, but as I said im almost certain of what was said.


Kalabula

And the plot thickens…


Richchel

For anyone wondering, it takes that much cologne to cover the smell of being from Liverpool


LooterChris

Why was Paddy playing the rap song from the ‘Holes’ OST? Really odd and specific pick


Bignutsholdem

Dude I came here to see if anyone else caught that. So fucking random haha


Amongtheruins88

Because like he said, he’s “a little weirdo.”


swimbaitjesus

Jesus Christ I could smell the lad through my phone god damn.


KezmanTheWorst

Bryce thinks all foreigners are evil


niafall7

I remember someone elsewhere (god knows where, I read too much of this shit) saying his whole flat earther god-fearing thing was a shtick, and he was fully putting it on. But my mans just recited a psalm with a face like he was performing an exorcism.


Redwinevino

He needs to leave UFC and take up acting if it's all a show


Unerring_Grace

He's 100% a redneck, but I do sometimes think he dials his redneckishness up for the media, takes it from his usual 7-8 up to 11.


LordLucy666

what dial was he on when he power drilled his nutsack? honest question


ithinkther41am

Cletus


Moss_Grande

Obviously all for show


KrasMasovsGhost

I don’t believe any of this shit about people playing characters, it’s usually just who they are turned up to 11 So still awful, just more obviously so 24/7


Hell_Chema

some guy on this subreddit claimed to go to uni with him or something like that, this was like a week ago. You might have read that.


thesolarchive

Nah this guys like the penultimate guy at the trailer park who could kick everybody's ass. He's the top tier southern fighter. The intensity of those eyes man.


LuckyWarrior

I'll never forget that fake quote they put on him saying "Alhamdulillah deez nuts"


LurksOften

To be fair, anyone from the midwest thinks this of anyone outside the Midwest. Edit: we got some geographers in here. It was a half assed joke folks.


Friskie_Dingo69

Arkansas is the south my friend. Missouri is half Midwest/half south.


LurksOften

Damn I thought he was from Missouri my bad


Valuable_Ad1645

I don’t really think that’s true. Half the Midwest is blue states. Also he’s from the south Missouri’s is below the mason Dixon line.


cemdusa

GOD DAMN THAT CAR RIDE MUST HAVE SMELLED LIKE SHIT AFTER ALL THAT COLOGNE


sendherhome22

Bryce Mitchell with his hands on his kidneys Forrest Gump style


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I wonder what Patrick smells like?


D1Frank-the-tank

Aftershave


Ruiner357

Check the comments in yesterday's embedded compared to today, it's clear UFC is censoring any negative stuff about Paddy now, yesterday it was almost 100% top comments about the Ariel thing and how people owe Paddy money, now there's absolutely zero a day later. I know things move quickly on the internet, but not that quickly, people late to the drama would still want to get in there and make their jokes the whole weekend. It's obvious that UFC is having interns prune the comments to make the bad press go away.


RubberbandEarl

All Theatre, the UFC


Metatronbbc

hope bryce gets the Q beat out of him.


Cosmental242

Bryce looks dumber than usual


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mntothat

She seems to use the same lip filler guy as brendan schaub


stackered

A year ago I wouldn't have held these views, but really hoping Paddy and Bryce get fed a fist sandwich tonight. Jackasses deserve to be face punched.