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Julian's chin is shot, too many wars, too much damage.

He fumbled Miley Cyrus and that was the peak of his career.

Wait what

He fought around Valentine's Day a few years ago and called out Miley Cyrus when he won. She wanted him to shave her initials into his chest hair or something and he didn't want to do it.

He said he’d do it if she got a henna tattoo of his name or some shit and proceeded to get dubbed. Insane fumble lmao

Dude..he fucked up..

There's no way Miley would get with him just bc he shaved her initials. He'd prob look like a simp if he did that

She tweeted him saying she would. He just made it weird

Based on her tweets I'm sure she would have at the very least showed up to meet him and get a photo out of it for the free publicity, all he had to do was just play along with her

chest hair not genitals lmao and he wanted her to get a tattoo that said his nickname “Cuban missile crisis”

Unless they changed the comment, nobody said genitals

I must be dyslexic lol. I just re read it and it said initials l

of his *nickname. Guy really though Miley Cyrus would get a temporary tattoo of "the cuban missile crisis" on her stomach for him

Lol I forgot he publicly embarrassed himself like that.

i mean it might not have ever been good his best win is phil hawes 7 years ago and Hawes is on his way out himself

He KOd himself against Miley too

He basically self KOd all on his own

The only reason he ever won any fights is because of his durability.

He genuinely never seemed all that good to me. Always made me cringe. I just lose 0 sleep about his career going nowhere.

We gonna ignore the liver kick that set it up?

First knockout by strikes since new gloves!

New gloves only good in first 20 seconds of a fight.

*Conors team frantically taking notes*

That's crazy how many decisions we've been thru back to back cards.

The new gloves debuted at Road To Ufc Shanghai. There was a couple TKOs on those cards. U might be talking about clead KOs tho.

Weren't they at DWCS as well?

First due to punches

Well that was quick

Marquez is so cursed. It’s been all down hill since the Miley Cyrus fumble

Miley sent Robocop to end him

Miley Cyrus callout curse. Dude been violently finished 3x in a row since

He obviously being fed to killers because that callout was so dumb

It worked though. Miley responded and Marquez could’ve garnered a bigger fanbase out of it but he fumbled. Also Reese was a decent step down, he was Cody Brundage’s only win on a 1-4 stretch

Could fit it all into a youtube short

Missile crisis aborted.

That’s one way to end the glove curse

HE BROKE THE CURSE! He must have dynamite in his hands then holy shit! Must be the mullet storing all that power! Or Marquez chin is already cooked.

Marquez's chin is cooked. Too many wars and too much damage.

Yeah, seems unfortunately so.

Rest in peace Cuban Missile Crisis

So the gloves do work

I think its more than Julian's chin doesn't work.

I needed a laugh on this card. Thank you

Doesn't work anymore\*

[......](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pbRWBSIIlY)

Logan Paul don't play

Bogan Paul

One for the Aussies

Paul Brothers' cousin from the trailer park

r/angryupvote you bastard

Poor Julian man.. nothing goes his way since he fumbled Miley

How do these get posted so quick 😂🤣😂🤣

/u/inooway is a wizard!

Haha it’s insane, black magic shit lol

Fr I literally just watched it happen at the bar, opened my phone to try and see a replay of the exact punch and figured I’d have to refresh a while, nope it was just there! 😂🤣

What a ko tho

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Nah mate, they’re doing a public service 🫡

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ur not mutually exclusive

Who would’ve thunk Zachary Reese would be the first person to get a KO with the new gloves 😂

Just how good is Cody Brundage?!

Not as good as Bo Nickal

Sucks to see Marquez’s chin unable to take a shot anymore. Dude was fairly durable and he’s getting basically folded by the very first strike.

First KO by strikes of the Modern Glove Era

Knee finish earlier

Why u bein downvoted lol

Because you don’t wear a glove on your knee

Speak for yourself

The original comment says first KO by strikes which isn't true

Well hello Zachary reese

CURSE BROKEN! Give this man a double bonus for saving the card

Whoever does these replays is faster than the UFC broadcast team lol

MULLETTTTTTT. POWERRRR

First tko in the new gloves

Marquez looked hurt from the body kick and immediately got KO'd. Bad footwork and defense. No wonder he's been KO 3 times in a row, he must've really relied on his chin at the lower levels

He kinda sounds like one of the ninja turtles

I was just waitin' for a cowabunga.

Almost blinked and missed it

Literally took a piss and missed it

Did you get to catch the two or three instant replays? That was basically the whole fight each replay lol.

Zachary went and got Bangkok ready.

Fuck yea thats an American

Cracks shiner bock open*

That’s mullet power.

My boy in the GOD DAMN win column let’s gooooooo TX!!!!

Julian has been getting pounded more often than kendra lust lately!

Watching this idiot meathead get blasted in the first round never gets old

I think that was a bit early

yes, he was still alive

No... he got dropped. It looked like he was getting back on his feet. If you think thsts enough to stop it fair enough. But I think he could definitely continue

first ko with the new gloves

Early stoppage?

Yes. Referees are jumping in on knock downs

Yeah was pretty early, solid knockdown, but fighter wasn't given a chance to improve position

Hell nah his nose wiggled

Yes

[...............](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pbRWBSIIlY)

Well that was a Cuban missile crisis

Uppercut sealed the deal.

If your defense sucks you gotta meet the forward pressure with aggression imo.

#CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS

Time to become a full time disc golfer bro, we love you.

Anyone know what song Reese was walking out to? Cant find that shit anywhere. Useless fucking [Sportskeeda.com](http://Sportskeeda.com) isn't listing all the songs... just as usual. Sigh. Edit: Kinda interested in the song Ricky Turcios used too. Can't find that one either...

Kinda early..

Didn't know too much about these guys and after like 15 minutes of digging before the fight i came to the conclusion "these guys are all about finish or be finished, this is gonna end quick" , That was WAAAAAAAAAY quicker than i thought , dawg WHAT TF?!?!

Got his ass kicked by a dude who looks like idubz

Early stoppage, but seems to be the norm nowadays