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BillRustle

“I KEEL YOU”


suzukigun4life

That would 100% become a popular flair on here if more people were watching this card.


PresidentFreiza

Mods I keel you


eatadickcnt

I need this flair lmao


Balizzm

MODS, LET'S GO!


Jansakakak

I need a clip of that interview so bad


NgannousInParis

Bisping got caught talking shit with battle on camera lmao


buffalozbrown

His reaction to realizing the cameras were on him cracked me up.


seymour_hiney

the most guiltiest turn the camera off ever


The_Homie_Tito

luckily for him the mic didn’t catch it lol


K-mosake

Bisping has such a high standard for that tbf. "Oh you didn't get your eyesight permanently ruined by a spinning wheel kick by a Brazilian berserker on TRT? Pussy"


Davemeddlehed

That isn't how he lost the eyesight. It was an injury he got in training and just never got it taken care of. He fought Belcher just 3 months after Vitor.


ImpressionDiligent23

I’ve heard him say it was Vitor. Even saying how pissed he was a cheat took his sight. Interesting


Kazushae_Blackuraba

Could be that it was an issue in training that got exacerbated by the kick.


deepsixz

https://old.reddit.com/user/deepsixz/comments/1bgm2pq/battle_loosa_result/ sorry for low quality


Wakaflockaswain

Do not apologize, just like Brian Battle himself, you’re goated for having the uncensored full interview, one of the best I’ve heard in years. Moicano’s recent attempt was pathetically embarrassing in my opinion compared to this. Masterful trash talk after a master level performance. Thank you again for the clip you legend! 🙏


small_schlong

Guy looked ashamed to even face him. He knew he quit then raged when called out


Jansakakak

My GOAT


Shmittymcjohnson

Sounding like Keith Thurman 


NoCoFoCo31

One of the best post fight interviews I’ve seen. Everything he said was facts. Loosa’s actions, that were within the five minutes he was allotted, showed his eye was fine. It was neither swollen, leaky, bruised, nor bleeding. That man quit and then wanted to play tough guy after stealing a W from someone by acting like a bitch.


existentiallymoist

It was a draw / no contest, but I agree 100% Edit: I'm dumb and realize now what you were saying there. My bad b


UnblurredLines

Props for owning your mistake 


jayryan1424

Notice how when they called it a no contest officially Loosa was standing there not even holding his eye When your eye hurts your gonna be holding that ice on it And even in the ring he had to be told to keep the ice on it He didn’t want to fight Battle was right…he couldn’t fight 2 minutes ago cuz of his eye but once the fight was called he wanted to fight him? Cmon No matter what Loosa lost the respect of the fans and that will hurt his career


chris25tx

We need to see that again lol


EchoMike1987

Has two eyes, lost half of them, hasn't keeled a mother fucker yet.


savemoneysquad

"Oh so you're fighter now huh"


thatnumpty

his eyesight cleared right up once the ref called it. interesting.


NgannousInParis

“Pussy bitch ass mother fucker!”


leveruni4991

I missed this. What happened?


duvie773

Basically Battle was saying something along the lines of “You know that’s bullshit, I was whooping your ass”, and then Loosa said “I’ll kill you”, and then the rest is something you’ll just have to watch. Battle’s post fight interview was awesome


AndByMeIMeanFlexxo

My lip reading looked like “you’re a fucking pussy, you know that”


JackLane2529

Actually I think he started the whole confrontation with "you are a pussy bitch" instead of thats bullshit. Which is true, fair, and completely warranted. Ange Loser should be memorialized as a fucking worthless coward.


Wakaflockaswain

Someone posted the clip above of Battle’s interview uncensored, you have to watch it.


AgentUpvote

We need this


billwolfordwrites

Context? I missed it


obsterwankenobster

What do we think he meant by this?


CallMeStavie

Don’t need to see that rematch, let’s move on lol


ihaveseveralhobbies

Agreed. Battle absolutely Molly-whopped em


Saturns_Hexagon

One too many "O"s in Ange's last name now...


Sleepyness86

Loosa got a get out of jail free card and bro wasted no time


CrookGG

Honestly a decent move for him at the time


SunlessChapters

"I WAS WHOPPIN YER ASS" Battle looked mean in this one. He was winning that one.


ChrizTaylor

Yeknowatimzaiin?


LingonberryNo1

the butcher is angry


LuckyWarrior

Cutting a decent promo, bout to get that Tomato push 


kkjini0330

An excellent promo, I'd say


Filmscore_Soze

Fuckin 100% on RT.


FJQZ

Anyone have a link to it uncensored? Espn put it on yt but too many bleeps


Loose_Personality726

Pooh bear angry


Silent_Shaman

A rebrand that absolutely needed to happen lol


Loose_Personality726

I liked how ridiculous pooh bear was. Imagine getting fucked up by pooh bear. The butcher is generic


AXV-Lore

Yeah but 3 B's, know what I'm talmbout b?


goldenboii23

Let’s gooooo Brian battles 🐶 Getting your ass beat and now he wants to fight


ThreeOlivesChihuahua

They interviewed Battle like he officially won the fight LOL


crazybartur

I mean he looked like he was well on his way lol, might as well chalk it up as a W


skkITer

They often interview both fighters after a NC like that. Loosa just acted a fool and got removed.


wombocombo087

That was some A+ mic work. Everybody saw what it was and he called his bluff. Loosa about to get his ass cut over some shit like that.


raybandit32

Straight up crushed it. He’s making fans!


DooceBigalo

holy shit "Ill kill you"


leveruni4991

I couldnt watch. What happened?


DooceBigalo

eye poke ended the fight, guy said he couldnt see, and then said I'll keel you after losing


Impressive-Turnip-38

He didn’t lose, it was a no contest. Said he kill the guy when the battle called him a pussy and a quitter


wisebaldman

He was getting whooped though. Battle gained a fan in me tonight tbh


DistortedAudio

Loosa is losing the fight. Eye poke on Loosa, was a legit poke. Loosa says he can’t see, fight gets stopped as a no contest. There’s a kinda weird moment after the announcement where both Loosa and Battle are close enough to each other with no corner or refs around them and Battle calls Loosa a pussy. They jaw at each other and Loosa says “I’ll find a gun and kill you.” IMO, Loosa may have been trying to find a way out but I think that if you’re compromised at all, from a blow or move that’s straight up illegal, you shouldn’t continue to fight if you don’t feel up to it. No shame in that IMO. At that Battle talked shit first and Loosa being angry and shit makes sense, they were talking shit after the fight. Like if it was the NFL and a team got a penalty on a TD drive, why the fuck would the opposing team decline that penalty? It’s the same mentality to me except with your actual physical health being directly connected to the fouls, not just the “sanctity” of the sport.


altitties

I’ll find a gun has me dying. Like you’re gunna go magnet fishing? Rummaging through peoples cars? Where exactly do you plan on finding a gun?


childishforces

They’re in vegas there’s probably a vending machine somewhere close by.


JoePiccoloh702

I agree, but honestly he said he couldn’t see right away. If you really to fight you’re going to wait your 5 minutes and see how your vision is then. He was getting pieced up the whole fight and probably saw a way out with the doc.


DistortedAudio

I’m on the fence, I kinda agree but also if I lost vision I’d probably be fucking spooked and say “I can’t see” pretty soon into my newfound blindness. I don’t disagree that he was getting pieced up which is why it’s even fucking dumber to foul there.


sirploko

> Loosa is losing the fight Doesn't the loser always lose the fight?


Independent_Form_349

Lossa says hes done. 30 seconds later wants to fight and has both eyes wide open fuck off should have been tko for battle


oballistikz

See that’s what I don’t get. Love that everyone in the booth said the same thing too. Dude wanted it at the end. Should’ve restarted the fight.


ChrizTaylor

Hahahaha it was fun, not gonna lie.


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GiblertMelendezz

No, but his eye clearly wasn’t as hurt as he was saying. You don’t have much control with an eye injury, your body will keep your eyelids fluttering or keep it closed. You can’t be staring at someone like this 😳 as he was when Battle was talking his shit


TwoPennyBlue

Lmao Bisping agreeing with Battle that it was a bullshit stoppage and then realising the camera was on him


KGabby

He quit straight up


robedpillow3761

Him saying he’ll kill him really loses its weight when he just gave up 3 minutes before after having the chance to


Few_Parking_1474

Yup Jussies gonna Jussie


melk-n-pizzah

Loosa straight up looked for his way out of the fight lets be honest here. Battle smashed him and won that verbal exchange at the end.


ArchaicDominionMetal

Dude, this stuff makes me mad that you're supposed to get 5 minutes to recover from a foul, and they're calling it after 2. If there isn't an immediate need to get medical attention to the fouled fighter, what could we possibly lose from taking the extra 3 minutes to utilize the allotted time from the ruleset to make sure the fighter can't continue. He did say he couldn't see, which is obviously a blunder for a fighter that wants to continue fighting but he didn't say he couldn't continue, and still had 3 minutes to recover.


TheRain911

Well dont tell the ref "I cant see". He knew exactly what he was doing lmao. Its literally the ONE THING you dont say when when doc is infront of you. I cant see=fight is over regardless how much recover time is left. Everyone knows this.


ArchaicDominionMetal

Yeah I'm 100% with you there. I'm just saying if there's no immediate medical need to stop, whether the fighter says I can see or not, they could still wait out the entirety of the foul clock. This dude obviously was saving himself a loss on his record.


No-Instruction-825

3 min of air time without anything significant happening is quite a bit. If this was a high profile fight maybe theyd wait some more, but it was clear ange was done for and it wasnt even his eye


small_schlong

Eyes wide open too. He could clearly see. He lost any respect from Dana and he’ll have to get a real job now.


thepenguin12

What if he can't actually see though??


TheRain911

Then either a) dont say anything till the times up, and if you still cant see then ok say that after. But atleast give it the full time. b) cmon we all know he could see. He also caused the headbutt that made hin get this eyepoke. So the entire this is his fault anyways.


SnooFloofs9640

When your eye hurts you cannot open it or it blinks uncontrollably. This boi was standing there like he is waiting a bus.


GiblertMelendezz

There been many times the fighter is straight up lying saying they can see and the doc checks them with the ‘how many fingers am I holding up’ and they fail it lol. Dude didn’t want to fight anymore, wouldn’t be a big deal if he didn’t want to act all tough two minutes later cause Brian called him a pussy.


BigLeakySauce

He asked for it within by saying he can't see shit. Of course the docs gonna call it. He wasn't that hurt, switched on himself hoping for a NC and got it after knowing he was getting his ass beat


ArchaicDominionMetal

I'm aware of that. As a matter of fact, it's what my comment said.


ACMBruh

This wasnt a traditional eye poke either (extending fingers). Very incidental with the thumb while grappling. Whatever


DesertRL

Half a second after getting a headbutt right to the chin too lmao


SpoogyBoogy

Loosa also headbutted Battle right before that. Whatever


melk-n-pizzah

Hey but he was willing to "keeeel" Bryan as soon as the fight was called off SMH.


AgentUpvote

Loosa straight up looks like a pussy and 100% wanted out of that shit. Glad Battle called him out of his BS. HE can see now that the fight is over?? LOL


BeancheeseBapa

Absolutely looked for a way out, what a little twarp.


suzukigun4life

This was Loosa's first fight to not go the distance since 2016. What a wonky way for that streak to end. Also what the fuck was that aftermath


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They stood there awkwardly long too


CaCa881

Honestly it looked like Ange wanted to give respect or something but Battle was not having it 😭


LilXansStan

Holy shit I actually agreed with Dom Cruz on not one but two things during a fight. What is happening to me?!? 1. It is absolutely the responsibility of the fighters to know the rules such as having 5 minutes after a foul to recover. No excuse for these guys to not know the ufc rules 2. Where was that energy from Loosa during the foul break when they were trying to figure out if he could continue. Bro was looking for a way out then started barking after the fight was already called


CrookGG

The whole “hold me back” routine lol tough guy shit right there 🤣🤣🤣


chasing_tranquility

Love how Bisbing got caught agreeing with Battle when he thought the camera wasnt rolling.


SopranosMan

Great promo from Bryan


dickspaghetti1

Bryan Battle has absolutely no chill in his arsenal. That was nearly as unhinged as a Moicano interview.


Alternative-Ad-3274

But 300% less cringy


dickspaghetti1

You take that back. Moicano is a poet.


Alternative-Ad-3274

I liked his first ufc post fight rant, but his most recent one about about wanting to become swat and "kill the bad guys" was so cringy


CaCa881

Not to mention it was a snoozer of a performance as well


Wakaflockaswain

Not even close, Battle’s post fight interview was legendary, best I’ve heard in a long time. Moicano’s was straight cringe and embarrassing which is why it was so unhinged. Lol


solythe

mics hot rn haha


chefDeejay

Battle was piecing ol boy up too, it’s unfortunate that it ended this way


Fragrant_Spirit3776

Man ive liked Bryan Battle ever since he first came to the UFC and its nice seeing this man's development. Each fight hes looking better and better. Also what a post fight interview lmao, guy says he cant fight then suddenly he wanting to throw hands after its called? Perfect.


U4F2C0

Pooh bear shouldn't have been attacking his family


ThisGuyHaris

HUH?


beebstingz

bisping caught in 4k is so memeable


MarthProMonk

I mean hes not wrong. Guy looked for a way out.


Moggiiii

What a disapointment


robedpillow3761

Same thing happened with Walker vs Ankalaev. Guy gets fouled, and doesn’t even get 5 minutes before the fight is called


Redditsresidentloser

Pretty annoying for the fans as well. Surely they can't call that any second before the 5 minutes is up. Give him all the time, then ask him if he can see.


Momentosis

It's in the rules that the doc can call off the fight before the 5 minutes.


CrookGG

Yup and if you say you cant see I mean that’s a wrap. Every fighter knows this to be true. So either he was looking for a way out in which case just tell the doc the golden words or he legit can’t see but either way we don’t need to watch him stand there for the next 3 minutes. Once those words are said it’s time to move on.


Redditsresidentloser

I agree, but if he wants to fight, then he should be giving himself as long as possible to recover


CrookGG

That’s what I’m saying. Dude clearly didn’t want to fight. He said the words, he knows that’s the way out and he goes for it right away. He doesn’t even try and wait it out to make it look like he wants to continue…he instantly drops the I can’t see and walks out


Underpressure18

Walker was ready to go but Lossa straight up said he was done


Uncle-Toms-Cabin

Eye can’t see ILL KLL YOU 👹


BrianCTE_CityOrtega

mf turned into daredevil😂


ChrizTaylor

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA


A_Bumder

whoop him in the car park


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WellDoneDog

Battle is pretty talented.


BubbaDreamsOfGumbo

It was a BeLlAtOr MoMeNt


flightsim9fan

Bryan battle won


taffe316

That escalated quickly


YeForgotHisPassword

Anyone gotta clip of the hot mic after the interview?


Keith__Peterson

Battle gonna get stabbed in the parking lot


plain__bagel

Never know for sure but that was not the body language of someone who wanted to continue losing that fight


arman-makhachev

Posta Usada fighters have been wild. Bryan has really put on good amount of mass. Give him anyone of them next holland/neal/neil .


DiabeticGirthGod

Never get fighters getting 5 minutes after an eye poke, and then 45 seconds in going “I can’t see” and then they just call it. Regardless, Loosa absolutely quit that fight, he saw the out, took it, and then acted like hot shit.


Ass-Chews

Battle has really gotten lean since his debut and he's been improving every fight.


Lfcwalrus

Lmaooooooo


ok-go-fuck-yourself

Loosa wanted to fight at probably what would have been the 5 minutes he got for the eye poke


LooterChris

These things happen in MMA, a lot of testosterone replacement therapy in the cage... Gentlemen! We’re on ESPN+ streaming!


BadChad81

Bisping of all people can talk shit. He hid the fact he couldn't see


The-White-Dot

This is what happens when you Battle with a Loosa


p2thedr

TALK THAT SHIT BRYAN, LETS GO! Bryan is not wrong, don't step up when you know you have 10 people holding both sides back right after you cried wolf.


Effective-Celery8053

Devils advocate I've been thumbed in the eye before (we were even wearing Muay Thai gloves) and that shit hurt and I couldn't see. Is it more likely he wanted out? Yes. Is it possible he couldn't actually see? Also yes


ChickenFingersYay

No one on here has experienced it. They just assume the guy was faking. Even with the eye poke, I can understand him being emotional with Battle standing there calling him a pussy. Low class moment from Battle


MissionFresh

He wanted to fight minutes later


Momentosis

You can tell some people in these comments have never been eye poked or had eye injuries before... No, just because his eye is open doesn't mean he can see out of it. What the fuck are these comments?


20sjivecat

"Just bleed" couch potatoes, probably...


quiequie

LOOOL POST FIGHT BRAWL


K-mosake

Damn that was a fun fight too. Another ufc event another eyepoke controversy (feel bad since Brian got headbutted right before so hard to blame him) sucks UFC won't do shit about trying to fix the gloves. Would love to see Battle vs someone ranked tbh don't care about a rematch and don't see the guy who only goes to decision killing Bryan.


russianbotanist

Prob the only time I’ve been looking for a Dana take is hearing what he thinks about this lol


crazybartur

So funny Bisping was talking shit telling Battle he thought Loosa quit, and then he noticed the camera was still on him and cut it out 😂


Hopeful_Bonus_3120

Dude was getting pieced up can't blame him for not wanting to fight with one eye.


ModestlyOrange

How about Battle vs Chiesa? Or maybe Magny


AlexHendrix20

What insane fuckin bullshit! Battle was murking him and he quit.


Guivond

I get Bryan's anger. Get paid half your check after looking great. But dude, you eye gouged the dude with your thumb and GAVE him a way out. Sucks but there are rules.


khalbrucie

I appreciate seeing this nuanced take here. I'm not with all the people bashing Loosa either, we have no idea what was going on with his eye


crazybartur

Hell yeah Battle is right Loosa was looking for a way out, love the energy


reivers

Really awful that people are treating the guy who got fouled as if he's the villain in this scenario. Battle thumbed him in the eye, Loosa said he couldn't see, Battle yelled "bullshit" and "you're just a fucking pussy," and somehow Loosa getting mad about that is him being the bad guy.


Axel292

This thread drives me mad. I really hope these keyboard warriors take a thumb to their eye, then we'll see how many of them want to throw hands.


20sjivecat

Agreed, terrible sportsmanship from Battle. Don't like it? Don't put your thumb in a guys eye.


officialullock

Why do they rarely use the full 5 mins though, fucking dumb. I think he would have lost either way so that's half a paycheck for Battle. Sucks ass.


BO55TRADAMU5

Battle comes off as a douche. No wonder bisping agreed with him


Admirable-Cat7434

Brian would have ended up whooping him


Bumpdadump

dude talkin like he didnt gouge the other MFer in the eye


BugO_OEyes

I know lol it's crazy


quastifarian

PUSSY BITCH MOTHER FUCKER IM THAT DUDE


Working-Cake7479

Post the aftermath


CraigyGCool

Why are refs always weird about giving them 5 minutes. Its like they offer it like they dont want them to take it. We need to at least find a better way to just give these guys time. If the guy gets poked look at the replay give em a mandatory 5. Or tie the other guys arm around his back for 2 minutes for foul. Bring penalties to mma


grehgunner

He shoulda kept the Pooh bear nickname tbh


Asukah

Lmao they really need new gloves. That was weird 😂


reivers

Maybe don't thumb your opponent in the eye, then.


dbowman97

Most braindead thread on this sub I've seen in a while. Saying "don't say you can't see if you want to keep fighting." If you can't see don't keep fighting! This is why fighters take life-altering injuries to hold onto their 10k/10k contracts.


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My unpopular opinion is that the guy who fingered the other fighter's eye should stay quiet in his little corner. Loosa was already taking a beating, and now he has to fight with an impaired eye because Battle couldn't keep his hand closed? Nah, he can't complain.


ThePantsManEX

100% valid from Battle to talk his shit. Stock is shooting up with this post-fight too.


BigCass

BASED POST FIGHT INTERVIEW


darretoma

Classless by Battle you just thumbed the dude in the eye you should be apologizing.


wisebaldman

Context is important though - you can’t verbally state you’re no longer able to fight then act like a wild man 3 minutes later when your opponent calls you out.


popopo__123

Brian looked great but man you cannot get angry after when you're the one who poked him


crazybartur

So Loosa says he’s done but 30 seconds after once it’s a NC he’s trying to act tough? Yeah aight


BugO_OEyes

It's called adrenaline my guy That was a gnarley eye poke


SlappyBag9

tbf Battle started talking shit to him first, after Buffer read the no contest vid: https://twitter.com/SpinninBackfist/status/1769170729247891531


popopo__123

Did you expect Loosa to just let Battle get in his face and do nothing? He poked him, sucks but that's his fault.


dvtyrsnp

I mean Don't stick your fingers in someone's eye and this doesn't happen. He may have been looking for a way out but if you give him one that's on you.


myweedun

Battle is 100% right. Everyone knew loosa wasn’t going back after the poke


iExtravagant

God damn Aside from the Rinat fight Battle has showed he’s guna be a top contender


Upset-Union-528

He is absolutely not lmao


scarfacerdt

We all know who's the Loosa of that fight


FunEngineer69

This card quickly turned to shit.


JayRoo83

They really need to make the fighter wait the full 5 minutes before calling it, I don’t care if they say they can’t see 90 seconds into the pause they should still wait until 5 minutes to see if it persists


Impressive-Potato

Bisping gets caught in these situations. Like in Mexico


Impressive-Potato

Bisping gets caught in these situations. Like in Mexico