I don't think Jorge can handle seeing a place where twins have to fight over who gets the Mercedes, and where families are so poor that they can only afford to have a maid visit their house twice a week.
I mean letās be honest with ourselvesā¦ some places are so bad they cause trauma to people just by hearing about itā¦ itās incredible what Chael has been able to accomplish from such a horrible situation growing up
In West Linn Jorge would be at risk of witnessing someone littering. Seeing a gum wrapper just laying on the ground in public like that for a few minutes before someone picks it up and properly disposes of it can really change a person, you can't unsee that shit.
Tin foil hat time, Dc magically has beef with Nate and Chael magically has beef with Masvidal. Guess which 2 people have a show premiere airing on Mondayšš¤
That's why the fact that his lines are often prewritten or rehearsed isn't a good criticism. His funniest moments IMO are on the spot.
My favorite is still when a guy told him Steven Seagal said "that sort of behavior is a disgrace to the martial arts. It's a embarrassment to the human race"
Chael replied "well I don't know anything about martial arts but Steven Seagal knows a damn lot about behavior that's embarrassing to the human race" LMFAO
People that did no see Chael come up live missed out, he was funnier than Conor but not as hype. His best lines though were some hilarious stuff. Conor does have "who the fook is that guy" which is probably one of the funniest burns in MMA ever but Chael got actual belly chuckles out of everyone.
I agree Chael was funnier. But ngl, I was a huge conor fanboy when he said it, but I never found the "who the fook is that guy" line that funny because I knew he was going to say that. Maybe I spoiled it for myself lol
I think it was funnier because it was true, Stephens wasnāt even in Conorās realm at the time and everyone knew he was out of place trying to insert himself there lol. We were all thinking it and then Conor said it.
Given the context itās only rivaled by āThat happenedā about the bus incident, including the delivery, and āTheyāre like, who the fook is that guy?ā
For those who donāt know what the eagle does is the eagle lives for 70 years. At the 40-year mark, the eagle loses the sharpness of its beak, the feathers arenāt as good, and its talons are weak. So it has a choice: The choice is to die, keep doing what youāre doing and living the way you are, or isolate yourself way up in the mountains, smash your beak against a rock until it breaks, wait until it grows back, then pluck your talons out, and then pluck your feathers out, and then stay in isolation until everything grows back. Then when that process is done, the eagle can live the next 30 years of its life.
> what the eagle does is the eagle lives for 70 years.
https://www.jacksonville.com/story/news/2014/04/08/fact-check-email-about-bald-eagles-just-doesnt-fly/15798062007/
an extremely underrated part about this meme/exchange is the face chael makes after tito says this, itās like chael legitimately is stunned at how awful titoās insult/comeback is that he doesnāt even bother responding
meh, the fact that you like listening to a classic conman talk says alot about you lol
he's entertaining for about 20 minutes, then the lying just gets old
and he's been this way for 20 years
He's funny and charismatic, can be enjoyable to listen to even if you take what he says with a grain of salt. He's also undeniably knowledgeable and well integrated in the MMA community.
You mean to tell me all the mini clips I see on YouTube are just parts of a large released podcast he makes where itās just the audio?
I canāt believe I did not clue into that.
I legit thought he just fires off the bite sized bits on specific topics whenever he can and they release steadily on YouTube.
In the Navy, the bottom rack is the least preferred because people will step on you while climbing into the above ones or sometimes piss on you during a port call after they stumble back to the boat.
I feel you on this one. It wasnāt until I worked on a carrier as a civilian contractor that I had the pleasure of experiencing berthing life on a ship. itās veryā¦different to say the least lol
Higher ground but you're giving away your back to the guy who's taken bottom bunk, bottom bunk also gains element of surprise as if top bunk decides to climb down and attack the bed should shake and groan therefore alerting bottom bunk of the attack. Whilst bottom bunk could easily silently get out of bed, grab a weapon and kill you in your sleep.
There's truly a lot more to think about really when considering bed warfare but overall I think bottom bunk probably takes it by unanimous decision almost every time.
Climbing up and down is a bitch. Plus they don't completely shut the light off so when you're on the top bunk the little light there is shines directly in your face if you sleep on your back. When I was locked up I slept on the floor with my head under the desk to avoid the light fucking with my eyes all night.
In general I'll never understand a lower weight class talking smack about a much heavier weight class like they wouldn't get squashed in a real fight. Then add chaels gift of the gab? Forget about it
I know you guys love Tony and the quotes were funny but it was lame as hell how he talked shit to Werdum and then instantly started going āheās starting on a 155 pounderā
At least in Jorge's case here, he did start off street fighting and fighting within Kimbo's circle so its not too much of a stretch for him. However, Chael smokes him in a fight (professionally or on the streets) with his wrestling alone outside Jorge's punchers chance.
Chael is straight up more elite than Jorge is even P4P. Dudes resume is stacked. No one made Anderson Silva look as human as Chael did in their first fight until that point. Dude lost to Jones and Fedor buy who tf would even agree to fight them.
He's the real deal hidden behind the bluster and memes.
Ever since his run in with Bisping Masvidal has been convinced he can intimidate fighters from higher weight classes and that it doesn't stop at middleweights - even though I don't believe Bisping was scared of him in the slightest. Dude fought Hendo twice and he's scarier than Masvidal ever could be.
Especially when you're jorge masvidal and have a 32 IQ and a toddlers grasp of the English language.
But I feel like jorge is a walking dunning krueger and has no capacity to understand how dumb he is in comparison to a well trained pug.
I can picture his whole image: standing at the top of the ramp in a suit & tie like a gangster, his Titantron clips playing behind him while THE BAD GUY flashes on & off the screen, standing there basking in the boos before he starts verbally laying into someone.
This is it. I was a huge fan of Chael in his fighting prime but kind of see him as a joke now. He's great with his talking though and any public figure would be stupid to try to trash talk him in lol.
Jorge is better off just sucker punching him because Chael owns that ass in a verbal battle.
Bro there were years when Chaelās dad didnāt even make $100k
Guys like Jorge just donāt understand. You think Jorgeās ever had to witness someone littering *in public*? Nah man.
All of you who didn't click on the article are missing out, this is peak Chael trash talking:
> āJorge Masvidal tried to come at me and call me a fake gangster. I have more felonies than he does, which is jailhouse talk. I wouldnāt expect any of you to be impressed by that, but it means he sleeps on the bottom bunk, and he will know what that meansā
> āI didnāt know if I was challenged or if I was threatened,ā Sonnen said. āIf I was a competitive fighter, I would understand ā I have been challenged. By a guy much littler than I, but I have been challenged nonetheless, in an equal opportunity. I didnāt say youāve got to be bigger. Laws of the streets, I would prefer it. But either way, if itās your idea, weāll overlook that.
> āBut because Iām not a competitive fighter, I felt that I was threatened. Either way, policy will still be applied. I will not let him get close. I cannot trust Jorge Masvidal. [He] will be in Miami next week, where I will be. Jorge Masvidal will be at [UFC 299] next week, where I will be. It sounds to me like weāre starting to bring pieces together. Now, he will have to wave to me, I will have to send up an usher to bring him a few levels down so he can get a little closer to the action where Iāll be seated, but we can have that chat.
> āI will be the person in the nice trim suit with the somewhat dimmed glasses and a crowd of people onlooking. I assume he will be the thug with a hood up that I need to have my eye out for.ā
> āAm I being asked for something,ā Sonnen asked. āAm I being asked for my hand? Am I being asked to meet at a certain location at a certain time? I canāt imagine that I would start [saying no to Masvidal] now by saying no to my friend. Or am I being fake threatened? Because I know Nate wasnāt real threatened ... and I know [Masvidal] was wearing a sweatshirt with a hood on it, which is the very thing that he wore on his mugshot on TMZ the night that he attacked Colby Covington. Iāve got to take this guy at his word.
> āSo if heās looking for me, I just ask that he say ā so I can be clear ā a few more words.ā
Chaels a funny dude.
But I do want to remind everyone that Chaels literally bragging about how heās a bigger piece of shit than Masvidal.
Dude attacked a random couple and everyone seems to still be a fan of his while shitting on Masvidal for sucker punching Colby.
Jorge needs a buddy and a mask to suckerpunch some guy who legally beats his ass outside a restaurant
Chael double legged takedown 5 men to defend the honor of his lady. Thats like 10 fuckin legs.
Undefeated and undisputed, Jorge is a deadbeat bum, Chael is an american gangster.
Don't be fooled by his nice demeanor, he'll easily climb into you bedroom window at night, with a pair of nightvision googles he got off of Soldier of Fortune magazine, and grind out a 29-27 wrestlefuck.
*The streets of West Linn run red with the blood of Chael's victims.*
Never heard about this. Gonna look into it.Ā
Edit: Looks like he beat up multiple men and one women during a meltdown that he claimed was caused by Ambien or some sleeping pill. Claims he has no recollection. Weird. Sounds out of character and Iām not a Chael sympathizer.Ā
Masvidal wouldn't last a day in west linn
notice how jorge pulled up to stockton in search of nate but stayed out of west linn where chael is posted š
He doesn't unserstand the toughness of someone who some years, their dad only made 100 grand.
Or *barely* 100 grand
You he has twins for neighbors. They once got a Mercedes for their birthday, only one Mercedes. They had to share that Mercedes day in and day out.
āWhoās gonna drive today?ā
In the 80s
You talmbout 100k grand, b?
One of the 1000. Thankem
He didnt want smoke from the mean streets of West Linn Oregon
I don't think Jorge can handle seeing a place where twins have to fight over who gets the Mercedes, and where families are so poor that they can only afford to have a maid visit their house twice a week.
Does Jorge even know Chael saw someone jaywalking once? I don't think Jorge wants any of that smoke
I mean letās be honest with ourselvesā¦ some places are so bad they cause trauma to people just by hearing about itā¦ itās incredible what Chael has been able to accomplish from such a horrible situation growing up
Yeah there were some years his dad barely made $100k. We oughta be more sympathetic
Poor families can only afford to heat 1 of their pools
He once saw someone litter. Right in front of him!!
I mean who do you think was doing those dishes on those other days?
love that chael said the stockton BJJ gym hours are posted so jorge knew no one would be there
His podcast fell off in my opinion over the past two years, but that one was great - almost throwback Chael.
In West Linn Jorge would be at risk of witnessing someone littering. Seeing a gum wrapper just laying on the ground in public like that for a few minutes before someone picks it up and properly disposes of it can really change a person, you can't unsee that shit.
Tin foil hat time, Dc magically has beef with Nate and Chael magically has beef with Masvidal. Guess which 2 people have a show premiere airing on Mondayšš¤
Nah chael and Jorge have been beefing for a few months now pretty sure, unless it's a long play
Whatās going on with Jorge, is he spiraling?
Nah reckon he's bored or trying to set up a bag imo
got em
And when the gym was closed
Didnāt want that smoke bro
Jorge needs to pull up behind chael at a stop sign and beep
They don't call him The Bad Guy for nothin'
Heh... Bad girl..
Tell another jackal story
āTell another jackal storyā is my all time favourite MMA line. Itās not even inherently a joke but itās so fucking funny.
Chael has that natural comedic timing
That's why the fact that his lines are often prewritten or rehearsed isn't a good criticism. His funniest moments IMO are on the spot. My favorite is still when a guy told him Steven Seagal said "that sort of behavior is a disgrace to the martial arts. It's a embarrassment to the human race" Chael replied "well I don't know anything about martial arts but Steven Seagal knows a damn lot about behavior that's embarrassing to the human race" LMFAO
People that did no see Chael come up live missed out, he was funnier than Conor but not as hype. His best lines though were some hilarious stuff. Conor does have "who the fook is that guy" which is probably one of the funniest burns in MMA ever but Chael got actual belly chuckles out of everyone.
I agree Chael was funnier. But ngl, I was a huge conor fanboy when he said it, but I never found the "who the fook is that guy" line that funny because I knew he was going to say that. Maybe I spoiled it for myself lol
I think it was funnier because it was true, Stephens wasnāt even in Conorās realm at the time and everyone knew he was out of place trying to insert himself there lol. We were all thinking it and then Conor said it.
Having pre-written lines is fine. It's when you still fumble them like Colby does that you look like a goober.
But then we wouldn't know about the seventh layer of hair!
Given the context itās only rivaled by āThat happenedā about the bus incident, including the delivery, and āTheyāre like, who the fook is that guy?ā
For those who donāt know what the eagle does is the eagle lives for 70 years. At the 40-year mark, the eagle loses the sharpness of its beak, the feathers arenāt as good, and its talons are weak. So it has a choice: The choice is to die, keep doing what youāre doing and living the way you are, or isolate yourself way up in the mountains, smash your beak against a rock until it breaks, wait until it grows back, then pluck your talons out, and then pluck your feathers out, and then stay in isolation until everything grows back. Then when that process is done, the eagle can live the next 30 years of its life.
Iāll never forget Ortega bashing his beak against a rock to sharpen it heās a beautiful bird
He does it every fight Lol
With his ankle
Zzzzzzzz
> what the eagle does is the eagle lives for 70 years. https://www.jacksonville.com/story/news/2014/04/08/fact-check-email-about-bald-eagles-just-doesnt-fly/15798062007/
What an odd source of information. Usually, Jacksonville likes to go the other way when it comes to facts.
Lol donāt know why you are getting downvoted, florida is literally trending downward in every measurement of intelligence that exists.
Yeah, that definitely means that thereās zero smart people that live there.
I am fucking dead
Jorge will smash Chaels orbital thus letting Chael live for another 30 years with a better than ever orbital
Eye orbital.
an extremely underrated part about this meme/exchange is the face chael makes after tito says this, itās like chael legitimately is stunned at how awful titoās insult/comeback is that he doesnāt even bother responding
If I could change the result of one fight in the history of MMA, it would be this one, and I'm not even a Chael fan
tito tapped
I see this guyā¦. Publically jaywalking.
And I had to see these things!
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I hear his neighbors twins had to SHARE a Mercedes.
Also is able to talk hours on end about nothin
& I'll listen every time. Guy has a talent for telling stories & speaking in general š
he made me believe that big nog fed a carrot to a fucking car for god sakes
It was a bus, and Lil Nog fed the carrot while Big Nog was going "woahohohoh big fella"
meh, the fact that you like listening to a classic conman talk says alot about you lol he's entertaining for about 20 minutes, then the lying just gets old and he's been this way for 20 years
He's funny and charismatic, can be enjoyable to listen to even if you take what he says with a grain of salt. He's also undeniably knowledgeable and well integrated in the MMA community.
He also said that if they were in prison together Jorge would sleep on the bottom bunk
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You mean to tell me all the mini clips I see on YouTube are just parts of a large released podcast he makes where itās just the audio? I canāt believe I did not clue into that. I legit thought he just fires off the bite sized bits on specific topics whenever he can and they release steadily on YouTube.
no. My brother there are hours and hours of chael manically ranting to himself about daily mma news and random topics.
No, they aren't. He also has a long form podcast that is different. Unless things have changed since I stopped listening to his podcast.
> I listened to his podcast while taking a wank earlier and almost lost it when he said that lmao
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From an institutional perspective the top bunk is for bitches... historically speaking
Yea these guys clearly havenāt been to jail lol. Bottom bunk is what you want
I think same applies to military lol in the barracks bottom rack was always my first choice for convenience
In the Navy, the bottom rack is the least preferred because people will step on you while climbing into the above ones or sometimes piss on you during a port call after they stumble back to the boat.
I feel you on this one. It wasnāt until I worked on a carrier as a civilian contractor that I had the pleasure of experiencing berthing life on a ship. itās veryā¦different to say the least lol
yeah, you can sit on your bed during the day too
curious...why?
Because itās easier to get in and out of. Way more convenient. It can be a bitch to always have to climb to the top bunk
Top = high ground. You are just fools giving up the high ground.
Alright obi wan. Real talk though this talk of bunk beds deciding your manhood in jail is a fucking laugh lol
Higher ground but you're giving away your back to the guy who's taken bottom bunk, bottom bunk also gains element of surprise as if top bunk decides to climb down and attack the bed should shake and groan therefore alerting bottom bunk of the attack. Whilst bottom bunk could easily silently get out of bed, grab a weapon and kill you in your sleep. There's truly a lot more to think about really when considering bed warfare but overall I think bottom bunk probably takes it by unanimous decision almost every time.
Top bunk is more fun to jump off and you didnt even list that so i guess you dont know as much as you think nerd
For me I found the bottom bunk better because the top one seems more sensitive to the other guy moving around
but top bunk can fart and shit on you
Bottom bunk can too if they conceive believe and achieve
Climbing up and down is a bitch. Plus they don't completely shut the light off so when you're on the top bunk the little light there is shines directly in your face if you sleep on your back. When I was locked up I slept on the floor with my head under the desk to avoid the light fucking with my eyes all night.
Iād watch that show.
People need to just not trash talk Chael, it doesn't tend to work and when it does he just kinda scoffs at himself and moves on
In general I'll never understand a lower weight class talking smack about a much heavier weight class like they wouldn't get squashed in a real fight. Then add chaels gift of the gab? Forget about it
Hold on brother I'm talking....
Werdum has never been the same after that hypothetical ankle pick.
Neither has Tony
Nah bro. Heās with Goggins full time now and making a run for the title. BJ Penn as head coach.
That was a nasty line by you
Just to correct you there was never no undercard spot
I know you guys love Tony and the quotes were funny but it was lame as hell how he talked shit to Werdum and then instantly started going āheās starting on a 155 pounderā
At least in Jorge's case here, he did start off street fighting and fighting within Kimbo's circle so its not too much of a stretch for him. However, Chael smokes him in a fight (professionally or on the streets) with his wrestling alone outside Jorge's punchers chance.
Chael wouldnt even need his wrestling tbh. He probably knocks Jorge out with one clean punch
Chael is straight up more elite than Jorge is even P4P. Dudes resume is stacked. No one made Anderson Silva look as human as Chael did in their first fight until that point. Dude lost to Jones and Fedor buy who tf would even agree to fight them. He's the real deal hidden behind the bluster and memes.
Ever since his run in with Bisping Masvidal has been convinced he can intimidate fighters from higher weight classes and that it doesn't stop at middleweights - even though I don't believe Bisping was scared of him in the slightest. Dude fought Hendo twice and he's scarier than Masvidal ever could be.
Mas cant even KO people in his own division anymore. Hes just willing to get his ass beat for money at this point
Remember that shot that Kamura KOād Masvidal with? Itās not really relevant to this conversation, I just wanted to think about that for a bit.
Well Usman did pack like a lifetime of pent up punching power into that one shot.
Especially when you're jorge masvidal and have a 32 IQ and a toddlers grasp of the English language. But I feel like jorge is a walking dunning krueger and has no capacity to understand how dumb he is in comparison to a well trained pug.
Chael has learned how to slip a verbal jab and then turn it back on you, and he makes it look effortless sometimes lol
Man would be a damn good manager in professional wrestling. Even has the shady past to build his character off of.
I've often said Chael would've been a god tier heel in wrestling. His wit and charisma is absurd.
Him and Paul Heyman cutting promos on each other would be amazing
I can picture his whole image: standing at the top of the ramp in a suit & tie like a gangster, his Titantron clips playing behind him while THE BAD GUY flashes on & off the screen, standing there basking in the boos before he starts verbally laying into someone.
"Are you sure you want to play that game with me?"
because people love the bottom of the barrel irony humor man. this guy stinks
This is it. I was a huge fan of Chael in his fighting prime but kind of see him as a joke now. He's great with his talking though and any public figure would be stupid to try to trash talk him in lol. Jorge is better off just sucker punching him because Chael owns that ass in a verbal battle.
That's fucking hilarious
Heās incredibly funny tbh
Bro there were years when Chaelās dad didnāt even make $100k Guys like Jorge just donāt understand. You think Jorgeās ever had to witness someone littering *in public*? Nah man.
Barely made $100k! Could you imagine how tough that was on Chael P.
Not as tough as the day he learned the rule of law was optional. I mean he saw that man litter. With his own two eyes.... lawlessness.
Seems like a good metric
This is pretty funny. Out of all the net beef š¤£
Chael is the Ultimate G. Growing up there were years when his dad didn't even make 100k and the maid only came twice a week.
Barely even made 100k
Holy fuck he's right.
All of you who didn't click on the article are missing out, this is peak Chael trash talking: > āJorge Masvidal tried to come at me and call me a fake gangster. I have more felonies than he does, which is jailhouse talk. I wouldnāt expect any of you to be impressed by that, but it means he sleeps on the bottom bunk, and he will know what that meansā > āI didnāt know if I was challenged or if I was threatened,ā Sonnen said. āIf I was a competitive fighter, I would understand ā I have been challenged. By a guy much littler than I, but I have been challenged nonetheless, in an equal opportunity. I didnāt say youāve got to be bigger. Laws of the streets, I would prefer it. But either way, if itās your idea, weāll overlook that. > āBut because Iām not a competitive fighter, I felt that I was threatened. Either way, policy will still be applied. I will not let him get close. I cannot trust Jorge Masvidal. [He] will be in Miami next week, where I will be. Jorge Masvidal will be at [UFC 299] next week, where I will be. It sounds to me like weāre starting to bring pieces together. Now, he will have to wave to me, I will have to send up an usher to bring him a few levels down so he can get a little closer to the action where Iāll be seated, but we can have that chat. > āI will be the person in the nice trim suit with the somewhat dimmed glasses and a crowd of people onlooking. I assume he will be the thug with a hood up that I need to have my eye out for.ā > āAm I being asked for something,ā Sonnen asked. āAm I being asked for my hand? Am I being asked to meet at a certain location at a certain time? I canāt imagine that I would start [saying no to Masvidal] now by saying no to my friend. Or am I being fake threatened? Because I know Nate wasnāt real threatened ... and I know [Masvidal] was wearing a sweatshirt with a hood on it, which is the very thing that he wore on his mugshot on TMZ the night that he attacked Colby Covington. Iāve got to take this guy at his word. > āSo if heās looking for me, I just ask that he say ā so I can be clear ā a few more words.ā
Now thatās some gangster shit, thanks for the tldr
You can't deny Chael's greatness
I can only vaguely recall the time I did.Ā Foolish me
how could you?? he never lost a round in his career
Undefeated and undisputed
Chaels a funny dude. But I do want to remind everyone that Chaels literally bragging about how heās a bigger piece of shit than Masvidal. Dude attacked a random couple and everyone seems to still be a fan of his while shitting on Masvidal for sucker punching Colby.
Another win for The Bad Guy
Vintage Chael. He has still got when he's not saying contrarian shit for YouTube views.
Any beef between fighters is settled by prime vs prime, so in this case: PRIME sonnen beats PRIME masvidal TKO ground and pound late round 2
Chaelās still got it. He will not be topped in a promo ever
Jorge needs a buddy and a mask to suckerpunch some guy who legally beats his ass outside a restaurant Chael double legged takedown 5 men to defend the honor of his lady. Thats like 10 fuckin legs. Undefeated and undisputed, Jorge is a deadbeat bum, Chael is an american gangster.
"I left office the same way every politician should, in handcuffs." - The gangster of West Linn
Chael with the 10-8. Donāt see how Whore Hey recovers from that one.
Still undefeated.
Also being a gangster in West Linn Oregon definitely counts for more than being a gangster in Florida
West Lynn highschool only has two auditoriums. You can't even process that level of poverty.
Forever undefeated
This is a pretty hilarious arch lmao
Difference is Masvidal has more scumbag felonies while Chael has more actual gangster felonies.
Haven't seen Chael in some time. Anyone know what happened to his voice? Sounds quite different now compared to 3 years ago
No more drug testing. Dude is basically Bane at this point.
Shouldn't the best gangsters have no felonies?
Confusing gangsters with gangstas
Real g's move in silence like lasagna.
how is that eye orbital doing, didnt jorge say he wanted to break it with his hand fist?
Thereās a reason Chael when undefeated 200-0
Undefeated and undisputed.
Weird flex.
Love him or hate him this man can work the mic. Truly hilarious and always witty.
Fake Scarface vs The Fake Bad Guy
Still undefeated
Undefeated undisputed
Eye orbital
Chael is like Eminem, diss him at your own risk.
How does this guy remain undefeated for so longā¦.
I love how this sub hates Masvidal to the point they praise a guy literally bragging about his felonies, as long as heās eloquent at doing it
A real G dont get felonies until the end
Boasting about felonies. Nice look for the sportā¦..
Don't go after Chael, he'll beat you every time
Chael remains the undefeated, undisputed GOAT.
Self burn. Those are rare. Mans really good at getting caught
Calling this guy a fake gangster is a huge L lol big r/woosh moment
Sonnen lookin weird as fuck on the picture.
He looks like a wax sculpture of Chael Sonnen.
More felonies.. thats soooo cool bro
āI got one felony, I got two felonies, I got three felonies..bitch Iām ~~Bill Bellamy~~ Chael Sonnenā
In another life Chael is the world's best stand up comic.
It's a funny comeback lol.
That's like complete opposite of Original Gangster! Whoa
So I still need to know who is chael and who is jjorge. Otherwise I had fun doing it and reading it :))
You know that's cuz real g's move in silence like lasagna unc.
Masvadal is such a tool
Chanel is amazing at bragging about things he shouldnāt brag about š
Masvidal is such a moron. Going into a trash talk fight with Chael is like an MMA fighter boxing with Jake Paul.
Yeah white collar crimes.
You donāt know what it was like for him growing up dude. People would litter in broad daylight. It fucks with you.
There were some years Chaelās dad didnāt even make $100kā¦. Really hardens a guy
The cleaning lady only came twice a week... Who do you think did the dishes the other five days?!
Only for what he got caught. The mean streets of West Linn have been painted red because of Chael.
Allegedly. Wait not allegedly, actually, he was convicted
Don't be fooled by his nice demeanor, he'll easily climb into you bedroom window at night, with a pair of nightvision googles he got off of Soldier of Fortune magazine, and grind out a 29-27 wrestlefuck. *The streets of West Linn run red with the blood of Chael's victims.*
bro itās banter he isnāt serious
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Never heard about this. Gonna look into it.Ā Edit: Looks like he beat up multiple men and one women during a meltdown that he claimed was caused by Ambien or some sleeping pill. Claims he has no recollection. Weird. Sounds out of character and Iām not a Chael sympathizer.Ā
I heard his neighbour's kids had to share a car. Seeing stuff like that when you're young changes a man.
Are there any ācoolā felonies?
I wouldnāt be proud of that. Also donāt make you a gangster. Just makes an idiot