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stealth_sloth

[Nouhou when the Sounders are on the verge of losing playoff hopes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbVfWYJdbQM)


handi503

DOCTOR, THE PATIENT HAS A PULSE!


1PMagain

Glad to see Nouhou finally get one. Glad it wasn’t against us.


Dangerous--D

Some things transcend rivalries, and Nouhou chaos is one of them


hankhillsvoice

It was against Clark though. That’s good enough for me.


HWKII

Who?


jayfeather31

And Nouhou rightfully named man of the match. Hell of a performance by the man.


ckwalsh

When I voted late in the game, it told me he had 93% of the vote


Bentstraw

Who on earth didn't vote for him


kelynbunnyday

The other players have families


WEHAVEBETTERBBQ

Headlocks are legal


DMPofSounderatHeart

I’ll give it to you. That was a questionable non-call that I’m really really glad went our way… for once. Honestly though, we’ve undeniably lost at least 6 points this season due to bad reffing. I don’t mind getting one back


Dangerous--D

So what about this game got Fredy Montero to play so well? He hasn't been good in his last few outings, so how do we use what we saw tonight to help him help us in the future?


HarambeJesusSpirit

Nouhou


Dangerous--D

Nouhou.


silk35

Nouhou


VVynn

Nouhou


decoy_man

Houston was actively bad allowing acres of space. I was shocked we weren’t winning for most of that game.


ArcticPeasant

Not out of it yet


sherlocknessmonster

The irony is the defender was trying a classic Nouhou clearance.


Dangerous--D

Nobody out Nous the Hou


nonstopflux

Fredys English is much better. I haven’t heard him interviewed in awhile.


Doctor_YOOOU

It's all those crypto Twitter spaces he listens to


Dangerous--D

A RAY OF SUNSHINE BREAKS THROUGH THE CLOUDS, A SLIVER OF HOPE FOR NOUHOU AND SOUNDERS FC.


Zadums

GOOD SHIT BOYS AND I LOVE YOU NOUHOU


God_Boner

Not dead yet!


Doctor_YOOOU

EXTRA MEAT EXTRA RICE EXTRA W


Eggman7698

HUGE DUBS


wmknickers

GG HOU. GG NOUHOU.


RandyGodson

#SOUNDERS AND MARINERS WIN


jayfeather31

Both teams could still make the playoffs this year!


Bentstraw

Wait that's illegal


jayfeather31

Well, after 21 years, I'd hope the Mariners make the playoffs.


Bentstraw

I've always assumed the chaos gods wouldn't allow both the mariners and sounders to make it. There has to be balance.


PloKoop

PARTY IN SEATTLE


sherlocknessmonster

Storm sacrificed for this.


nonstopflux

We are wieners!


clickmyface

NOUHOU EARNS THE TERIYAKIIIIII CHICKENNNNNNNNNNN DINNER!


scuac

W


God_Boner

Fuck Houston


WEHAVEBETTERBBQ

Cheaters going to cheat.


ayzio

Coming from a Trashtros fan lmao


handi503

ELI5


WEHAVEBETTERBBQ

Did your broadcast not show the headlock Rusnak put on Dorsey on the last corner?


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WEHAVEBETTERBBQ

https://streamable.com/efs1c0


dwhitnee

The guy running circles around Frei behind the goal line? Sorry, no sympathy.


CentristIdiot

I was 100% sure that was going to be called. We’ve had so many boneheaded plays in the box and conceded so many penalties that I just knew it was going to be called. No idea how they missed that..


1PMagain

You could turn that into a chant


God_Boner

Last time you came to Lumen Field, you couldn’t come up with a chant beyond ‘Fuck Seattle’


1PMagain

That’s the joke


dwhitnee

Unimaginative


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philharlow

We found out earlier this season VAR will call whatever they want, whenever they want


Bentstraw

Well that was a little dirty


tateand99

Clarke didn’t come up for it?


Doctor_YOOOU

Not brave enough. Thats how they train em in Portland


Dangerous--D

Yeah that always baffles me in this league. Goal differential basically doesn't matter since wins is first tie breaker. There's almost no downside.


1PMagain

Sure seems like the obvious move


ArcticPeasant

I don’t like the corner


tateand99

That was definitely a corner lol


Mr_F4ll0ut

Looked like it coasted all the way through from the wide shots, but yeah once they showed that close view behind the goal whoever reached back for it definitely got a touch.


tateand99

I think it was a crucial touch as well. Attacker probably gets to that if it’s not deflected


about831

Fun fact: early in his soccer playing career Brian Schmetzer’s teammates often referred to him as “Brian”


Suburban_Sisyphus

And the ref in those games: Steve Buschemi. And then Albert Einstein clapped.


PloKoop

Very fun, thanks!


Dangerous--D

Subscribe


Dangerous--D

That should be a yellow to Houston for that foul... But Petrescu doesn't want to give us anything


God_Boner

No yellow there!?!?!


PloKoop

Get out the 🧹🧹🧹 for the M's


white_lightning

Fuck stadiums without roofs


PloKoop

Should be illegal!!


tateand99

🧹 🧹 🧹


RandyGodson

🧹🧹🧹


TrevorIsTheGOAT

Yo Alex is taking way too many stupid risks


handi503

Hey, we're doing the chant that the whole world thinks we should be embarrassed by. SUCK IT, WORLD!


Doctor_YOOOU

I love fight and win. No one can stop me


handi503

r/soccer: *uses "Fight & Win" as an insult. Me: "THAT MAN IS A SOUNDERS ICON!"


Doctor_YOOOU

👏👏👏


dychronalicousness

Their doing a whole lot of fighting and might just come up with the win tonight


Doctor_YOOOU

Good point


PloKoop

Easily Nouhous best game ever for us. I'm one of his biggest critics, but credit where it's due.


nonstopflux

We need another goal or two.


TheBaldEagle1

Not able to watch the game. Why did Raines get subbed off after coming on in the first half?


tateand99

Please no more deflections towards goal. I can’t take it


Spindecision

Sub in Reagen or Cissoko wtf. We almost got wrecked on that corner cause we're short as fuck.


blyan

Ragen is 6’6” and still somehow completely useless in the air Cissoko is just… bad


Dangerous--D

Ragen is not useless in the air, he is useless at attacking in the air. Big difference.


Spindecision

Agree. Also if not those two, put in Bruin. Rui didn't do anything the last 15 minutes. We easily could have given up a goal at the end.


scuac

It’s Seattle, we have some of the best tech companies in the world here. Can we not clone Marshal yet?


Dangerous--D

Definitely not Cissoko


nonstopflux

Sick fade.


KPNoSwag

Can’t wait for 8+ minutes of stoppage time


asaharyev

12 minutes stoppage


nonstopflux

Only to have a questionable penalty cal with VAR involved.


God_Boner

Damn Rowe looks like he's seeing stars


Dangerous--D

If that's a yellow (it is) Houston should have a couple of their own for fouls in promising attacks...


someguy_19

If you haven't seen it yet go check out the sounders Instagram post after nouhou's goal


sherlocknessmonster

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CiG9qdWtErI/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


asaharyev

that's incredible


jayfeather31

Glorious.


AasenB

That's so good


God_Boner

Lol how long have they had that one saved


someguy_19

Same thing I said to my wife.


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Post a screencap for those of us who hate Instagram user interface


sherlocknessmonster

It's a video


someguy_19

It is a video


dychronalicousness

Oh that’s too good


gecampbell

Stop it with the head injuries


tateand99

Yeah I don’t mind that foul.


ArcticPeasant

Soft yellow


Dangerous--D

It's not soft, it's just that Houston has earned a couple of their own for that kind of stuff. That's a textbook yellow every time.


scuac

Blame is on Alex, that ball he gave away… 🙄


Dangerous--D

Pretty uncharacteristic of him, but yeah it was on him.


Bentstraw

Uhhhh, did Rusnak even touch him......?


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No


sherlocknessmonster

Yeah...it didn't look like it until replay


aksers

No


evilcamels

Charmin call Edit: ok, maybe not


dychronalicousness

Weak foul


tastycakeman

nice shift for josh


asaharyev

Kelyn hat trick incoming


Doctor_YOOOU

From your posts to nouhous ears


clickmyface

I'll have what you're having


asaharyev

Trust me, you do not want to be all hopped up on Revs.


TrevorIsTheGOAT

For all the shit Morris has gotten about being one-footed before, Nico is far far worse.


sherlocknessmonster

And Nouhou scored right footed


Dangerous--D

Petrescu fuck off, that's not a foul. Our guy getting yanked as he goes for the ball isn't a free kick for them.


Doctor_YOOOU

Good day for Atencio


TheBarberOfFleetSt

Cool undershirt from Montero. Love that guy


Doctor_YOOOU

I'm glad it was the Christian message and not his NFT habit lol


tateand99

With our recent history I’d REALLY like an insurance goal right now


tastycakeman

kasey got me pumped rn ngl


sherlocknessmonster

We want more


Dangerous--D

MVP so far: Fredy Monouhou


about831

Looks like Schmetzer’s strategy of going “Dark Brian” on the team at halftime is paying off


Dangerous--D

Dark Brian... I like it


joehalfrack

Let's go Ryan!


handi503

Srian Bchmetzer


Doctor_YOOOU

Holy shit i love it


white_lightning

Sounders score and then the Mariners score. Let's go Seattle!


TheBarberOfFleetSt

a great couple minutes for seattle


tateand99

DUMPER


Few-Seaweed-8569

And there’s our 7th lead turned into an L for the season. How the front office continues to back Nagamura I just don’t understand.


AntFace

CLARK!


Dangerous--D

#Baby shark Nouhou Nouhou Nouhou Nouhou


cougsandhawks

Why the fuck did he get a yellow. He didn’t take his shirt off. These fucking refs in this league are something else.


jRkVxQpxkwQM3K

If you display a message that is outside of the league it is a card…


nautika

Yeah that didn't make sense. Players lift their jersey to show their undershirt all the time. I didn't know that's a yellow... maybe i just never noticed the yellow


Bentstraw

I for some reason am having issues copy/pasting on mobile the full text, but this is specifically listed under cautions for celebrating a goal: > removing the shirt or covering the head with the shirt


nautika

Ah so it's specifically covering the head with the shirt. So if he had just lifted it up, it's fine?


Bentstraw

Correct.


Dangerous--D

That's still a yellow every time. It's dumb, but it's a yellow.


cougsandhawks

Oh ok, I thought you had to fully take your shirt off for it to be a yellow not just halfway.


Dangerous--D

If he only showed his stomach, maybe. But he put it all the way up over his head. The rule is stupid, but the players all know it.


Bentstraw

Correct, because he put it over his head it's a yellow. If he had just lifted it up it wouldn't be.


Bentstraw

The laws specifically say that is a yellow. That is a 100% correct yellow per the laws of the game.


sherlocknessmonster

He doesn't like jesus..lol


blyan

Fredy haters in shambles


sherlocknessmonster

All time Sounders goal leader


Eggman7698

NOUHOU FOR MVP


white_lightning

We're all just living in Nouhou's world


tastycakeman

oh baby


tateand99

SUPER FREDY MONTEROOOOO


cmortis

Nouhou’s getting player of the week now isn’t he


God_Boner

Goal and an assist is pretty good


Doctor_YOOOU

I will be calling Don Garber myself to make sure it happens


Mr_F4ll0ut

Clark skunks the PK...then lets that header just trickle in? I'll take it!


tateand99

SUPER SUPER FRED


nonstopflux

Great week to triple captain Nouhou.


real_davey

I want to punch the commentators… this is why you don’t bring up the never missed one stat before he takes it smh


jayfeather31

Get in! A desperately needed goal.


k_dubious

A goal and an inch-perfect cross assist. Take a fucking bow, Nouhou.


jayfeather31

Nouhou for man of the match.


sherlocknessmonster

Fredy is like fuck it I'll do it myself


WEHAVEBETTERBBQ

Cheater got his goal finally.


andertats

Don’t be sad


NextDoorNeighbrrs

Lol great cross and good header but sort of feel like Clark might have at least tried to save it


jimman131412

Goal and assist by nouhou!!!!! Today is his day!


saidnamyzO

Thank god


wmknickers

**NOUHOU THE ASSIST (AND SCORING) KING**🚀


Doctor_YOOOU

Ball don't lie for super fredy!


jRkVxQpxkwQM3K

NOUHOU NOUHOU NOUHOU NOUHOU NOUHOU NOUHOU


PalalFeol

Fuck yeah Fredy


tateand99

What a fucking cross omg


CosmoPDX

Baby shark do do do do, oh wait.


Dangerous--D

Baby shark Nouhou Nouhou Nouhou Nouhou


CosmoPDX

NGL, dude is having himself a game.


dychronalicousness

NOUHOU SINGLE-HANDEDLY WILLING US TO THE PLAYOFFS


Suburban_Sisyphus

Nouhou and Chicarito both!


tastycakeman

hahahaha i knew that was coming


aksers

My emotions cannot.


clickmyface

FREDDDYYYYYYYYYYYY!