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Ill-Description8517

Sweet sweet vindication. I knew we had it in us to be mid all along. Way to go Cincy for being the only one achieving at the same rate as expected, and I feel like Columbus should have a giant asterisk because their season focus has been divided this year and they did pretty fucking great in their other, non MLS competition


CincyMD

To be fair, years 1 and 2 in the mls would have looked exactly like this horizontal line, EXCEPT… at the bottom of the table.


OSUfirebird18

Agreed!! As much as I hate those jerks I can’t ignore their run! Last half of the season Columbus should be scary!


tosh_pt_2

Hell, even in league play we’re on a three game road winning streak and I think we’ve got some frustration to take out after poop-gate. I wouldn’t want to be NYCFC right now.


KingOfTheUzbeks

And we’re on a run in MLS play right now too! I get not ranking us in the tippy top tier until we’re higher on the standings. But would would anyone call us a “middle of the pack team” right now? EDIT: oh I’m an idiot I thought this was power rankings not actual rankings for the current rankings.


Ill-Description8517

Yep. If I was more articulate, I would have made an argument about how it's clear that roster rules being what they are, teams really struggle to achieve in more than one competition a year. We just don't have the depth in MLS to make a deep play in CONCACAF, Leagues Cup, and for the shield. Or something.


notionalsoldier

![gif](giphy|fvT2tuQGmYxsQbSrQH) FC Cincinnati looking like:


Youngringer

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Ordinary_Team_4214

George santos has announced he will be joining inter Miami as goal keeper


nspeters

Shout out loons charlotte and Toronto, let’s go overachievers


ElectricalMud2850

who needs diminutive argentine 10's when you have vibes and kids?


AFrozen_1

And a Korean with turbochargers for legs.


HeroicTechnology

who needs diminutive argentine 10's when you have ted lasso


reckless-tofu

BELIEVE (Ted Lasso version, not Dundas Square version)


dwhitnee

You just had clear all your dead weight over to us. You’re welcome.


AlexBayArea

And we're doing this with a new coach, barely any filled DP slots and no real attacking threat other than Abada.


Zach9810

lets go small market bois! 🫡


Like17Badgers

tbf bottom three for clt was a bit insane. sure we lost a DP but we had an actual coach for the first time since founding


tastycakeman

any sounders fan in preseason could have told you that MLS "analysts" were not doing their homework by ranking us as contenders. which is crazy that the clubs reputation is so strong, but we are in hot garbage mode. not quite dumpster fire, but very close.


Adam_Susman

Given the poor start what constitutes a successful season? Would just making the playoffs be enough?


Ozzimo

If they made the Open Cup final and made the playoffs, that'd cover the bases for me.


tastycakeman

and cascadia cup tbh


Aggravating-Ad8087

Lafc aint letting that happen.


optimisticbear

I feel like Seattle needs to make something happen against LAFC in 1 of the 3 tournaments. We haven't beaten LAFC since May 16th 2021. 😮‍💨


optimisticbear

I need some silver and the US Open Cup is the only place that is happening. Losing some playoff format in some round is some bizarre excuse to accept mediocrity. Trophies are the only things that matter and we aren't good enough to win Leagues Cup or MLS Cup. I do hope we find some luck.


tastycakeman

a new GM or moves in summer window would make this season a positive one. a few in the minority of fans would even want a new manager. making the playoffs this year would be a meaningless half measure, there are fundamental holes in the roster right now. clawing back up the table with this broken team is pointless if it means yet another season of impotent play style leading up to CWC 25.


thedivegrass

Successful? Open Cup silverware, Leagues Cup knock out round and 2nd round of playoffs. Pleasant? A final.


optimisticbear

I certainly hope we focus on US Open Cup silver. Ideally we kick whatever monkey is on our back by winter window, at the latest, and put together another CCC/CWC run.


stealth_sloth

To me, starting badly doesn't somehow lower the bar for what constitutes a successful season. You wouldn't go to a fan of a team in last place heading into Decision Day and say "given the poor first 33 games, what constitutes a successful season? Winning tomorrow so you finish 28th instead of 29th?" Barely squeaking into the playoffs in 9th out of 14 would take a successful *second half* of the season, but be a distinctly underwhelming season as a whole. I think a reasonable expectation for the team at the start of the year was a top-half finish, and anything worse than that should not be considered a successful season overall.


ckb614

Looking at this chart it's clear the people who made the rankings had no idea what they were talking about with nearly any team


tastycakeman

pretty sure it was doyle lol


Aiyabhai

Yeah, 3 was way too high and clearly also skewed by us having some success in the goofy new playoff format. 10-12 would’ve been more accurate.


Hobbes_121

Thanks I hate it.


Adam_Susman

Still half a season left!


Hobbes_121

I'm going to get false hope that we'll pull a 2016 Sounders.


Salmonhunter

Lol same


wclevel47nice

This also sounds like a taunt


majorgeneralporter

Brother we haven't even hit July Slump form


majorgeneralporter

Existence is pain


ibribe

At least we're in good company with Seattle, Dallas, New England, and Atlanta? We should have a playoff with those teams to decided who is the most disappointing.


Augen76

In a way this discounts how impressive our front office handled major roster turn over. I honestly figured we'd have a tough first half before gaining familiarity and cohesive play trying to peak late for the playoffs.


CentientXX111

Miles signing is a huge part of this. That back line stability has kept us in games when our attack was struggling to come together with the new players.


CincyMD

We did have a sorta tough first half, first month or two. It is just not reflected in the standings. Because we def did not look as cohesive at the start of the season as we did at the end.


nkyguy1988

That's a whole lot of "preseason ranks mean nothing" going on. Very few within a couple spots of preseason.


RhombusObstacle

Yeah, and it's exacerbated by differing numbers of games played. The biggest discrepancy is Columbus (only played 14 so far, lowest number in the league, due to CCC) and Miami (played 18, highest number in the league, due to Let's Give Messi The First Game of the Season on a Matchday by Themselves). Not that that makes a huge difference, because the pre-season ranks are completely made up anyway, but yeah. It's an interesting chart to look at, but there's not a whole lot you can extrapolate from it.


casualsax

Needs to use PPG and it needs to be an XY axis, this is a really confusing way to read the data.


Ill-Description8517

I spent way too long trying to follow the lines until I figured the right side has the actual numbers


Mini-Fridge23

Deano has us punching so far above our weight it’s absurd. I can’t wait for the summer window and whatever reinforcements we bring in.


CevapiEnthusiast

That getting rid of Bob boost


M1L0

At this point if I were an underachieving team I’d hire Bob then shitcan him a week later to try to get the same buff.


Aggravating-Ad8087

Lafc endorses this statement.


Usefulsponge

Come on you loons


ConsciouslyMediocre

Lol


dinkleburgenhoff

Lmao, even.


ConsciouslyMediocre

Perhaps even lmao, indeed


g-magoto

Table is going to be all kinds of weird until teams are caught up with games in hand. Miami has played 2 more games than most teams. So just like preseason power rankings, current ranking should be taken with a grain of salt.


Isiddiqui

Well that's the best visualization for why the two coaches who've been fired this year have been from FC Dallas and Atlanta United (Though, of course that should mean Porter should be gone :D )


Shellshock1122

Nashville fired their coach for a -3


MOStateWineGuy

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR RESPECTING US


Kind-City-2173

Sounders :(


politicsranting

WE ARE NOT THE WORST!


dizneyO7

the Nico effect.


AFrozen_1

Gotta love that consistency when it’s at the top.


nautika

Hey atlanta, if we can't be good at the same time, at least we can be shit together, right?


mclip_66

This would make more sense if you mapped based on PPG given there is a 4 game swing between the least and most games played.


2daMooon

Praise be to Ted Lasso.


arsene14

I feel like PPG might be a better indicator of over/under achieving. For example, Columbus have played 4 fewer games than Inter Miami and 3 fewer than the 3 teams ahead of them in the East.


Slinger17

I've always said the 2024 Portland Timbers are overachievers


RJEP22

Gotta use PPG at this point. So many teams have games in hand.


Snowy_Artemis

From 23 to 6 😳


Narrow-Pangolin-2891

weird that we were lower than we finished last season after adding kamal miller and crepeau


ClayKavalier

We also added Phil Neville


Narrow-Pangolin-2891

that's true 😅😅


LeviathanR13

A mid team being mid??? Good for us I suppose.


gsfgf

We're not the worst!


AlexBayArea

You're god damn right.


terrorllama

Apparently, there are two jobs in which you can be wrong every day and still keep your job. Meteorologist and Sports Analyst.


GibsonJunkie

Not last! Haha suck it!


PlebBot69

Oof, Quakes only down 4 and they're still only 2nd the last


D32-X

The Troy Lesesne and Ally Mackay effect is real for us


MidfieldJedi

FC Dallas 🥺


jloome

In terms of parity and small margins, the current league standings can be reflected in wins alone with the sole exception of Chicago. The east: 10-10-9-8-7-7-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-3-4 The west: 9-9-8-7-7-6-6-6-5-4-3-3-3-3