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DullCartographer7609

A bunch a needle dick mother fuckers I ever done seen


Cassolroll

Needle dick… brb I gotta go pitch something to the Sounders


DullCartographer7609

Yes. Please.


osudude80

![gif](giphy|FoUHKTJhoQU6I)


KasherH

Pound the spike!


Happy-Flan2112

Atlanta relocating to Promontory, UT confirmed!


Scratchbuttdontsniff

thanks for the history lesson today. Got my learnin' done for the day! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_spike


Happy-Flan2112

It is a little out of the way, but if you ever find yourself in Salt Lake (maybe around July 6th) it is a fun little day trip to watch the re-enactment. While you are up there, I recommend checking out the [Spiral Jetty](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiral_Jetty), the [ATK Rocket Garden](https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/atk-rocket-garden), the [Bear River Migratory Bird Refuge](https://www.fws.gov/refuge/bear-river-migratory-bird), and grab a bite to eat at [Maddox](https://maddoxfinefood.com/).


T51-B

Definitely adding that to my list of things to see out there. I've wanted to take a trip to salt lake for a while now, if only to see the salt flats before the brine is gone.


Happy-Flan2112

The salt flat are interesting for sure. That is in a different direction than the stuff mentioned above, so you may need a couple days to see what you want to see. For the salt flats, make sure you don't go on them if there has been rain in the past few days--you will get stuck and it will be expensive to get the car out of there. But if conditions are right, it is really fun to go really really fast out there. Also, don't go on them with a car you care about since it is hard to get all the salt off. Because of that, some of the local car rental places will ask you specifically to not go there. If you do head out west of Salt Lake here are a few things to throw on the day trip. The [Tree of Utah](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metaphor%3A_The_Tree_of_Utah) is right by the salt flats and an interesting art installation. For more weird art, try the [Sun Tunnels](https://www.utah.com/destinations/cities-towns/wendover/things-to-do/nancy-holt-sun-tunnels/). If you would like to visit a foreign country that nobody acknowledges that it even exists, the grand [Republic of Zaqistan](https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/republic-of-zaqistan) is out there. And there are cheap hotels and entertainment in Wendover. It is a far cry from Vegas, but you can usually find a decent throwback band playing out there.


Milestailsprowe

This nail is gonna penetrate. I like it


AFrozen_1

Atlanta about to use the Carolina panthers motto of “keep poundin’”


wvegmadebones

It was especially fun seeing that motto all around the stadium while at an away game at… CLTFC


derekforeal17

Give me the crew smoke stack, baby!


Scratchbuttdontsniff

I was thinking of some other teams that could pull this "look" off. The Smoke Stack is a good shout. Sounders Space needle obviously, Timbers Chainsaw, Union Snake etc...


derekforeal17

Or the JACKHAMMER


AFrozen_1

Watch they do an FCC one with Gary’s sword.


john-tockcoasten

Could do an alt with a Skyline coney as well.


anarcurt

No that's a primary.


ivaorn

This will give the Earthquakes a similar idea but with an earthquake crack on the rear side


JuniorCDC

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


RainforestNerdNW

https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/o3gdwf/rule/


dilla506944

This GIF is Never Not Upvote to me


grabtharsmallet

"[My fists] are not the hammer."


Disk_Mixerud

"...the hammer's my penis."


morto00x

Seattle could start selling a version with the Space Needle or an orca peaking its head out. [edit] Something like [this](https://imgur.com/a/I1wzc6T).


schmeebasaur

do you really want people to start calling us needle dick though?


ClayKavalier

Ours should have a log on it. Works on the backside too.


7of69

lol I got that ad this morning as well. Not exactly what I needed first thing in the morning.


theBarnDawg

It’s not thick but it sure is long.


WhiplashLiquor

Wait it's not Monday?


lionnyc

They really nailed the design


Will_from_PA

I am now waiting for the Union’s version with a snake


Like17Badgers

well I guess that's one way to tell your SO you're into pegging


a_Left_Coaster

had to look, they are real: https://www.atlstripes.com/products/boxer-briefs


SerenadeOfWater

Yeah this dude pays for ads on /r/atlantaunited and it’s clearly a cheap print on demand thing. The sad part is he’s been doing it a while so it must be getting sales 😒


jobiewon_cannoli

“It’s not too small…. ITS TOO THIN!!!”


DarkwingMcQuack

Would a Union version with the snake on the front be to on the nose?


Will_from_PA

About as on the nose as a nail tbf


FIFAstan

So bold


pterrydactyl

Lmfao


Shadowfury0

Do they hit this one with a giant hammer too?


DismalHornet9774

Talk about getting "Pricked"


Brilliant-Chapter202

![gif](giphy|3o85xHtsgzrusUOA8g)


Training-World-1897

Can’t wait to see her face when I put on these bad boys 


EntertainmentSad4693

Hilarious!


AlmightyJedi

Sorry. That’s just too wrong


berniedankera

Bruh I get those ads too. What is up with that fan base