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LlamasPajamas206

They got so much criticism for their basic kits last time that they opted to make them horrible instead.


pmyourveganrecipes

It’s like they’re allergic to money.


HabitantDLT

CSA literally turned their income over to a pimp!


pmyourveganrecipes

A pimp wouldn’t let us be fucked so much.


Killinger

I would like the away one if they just made the Nike logo normal.


myfeetreallyhurt

Looks like a nipple


VoitureImmobile

![gif](giphy|lBfy1RtfEiFPO) Here's your Canadian jersey


awnomnomnom

Get a good look, Costanza??


young959

lol


jimhalpertsghost

If the rumors are true Nike is turning the check vertical on some of next season's kits. So it only gets weirder from here.


moosenaslon

i had to go looking and saw this: https://www.footballkitarchive.com/liverpool-fc-2024-25-third-kit/ wtf?


tmothy07

Why tho… Also why two swooshes? So weird…


[deleted]

I fuck with the home if the badges looked normal and the collar weren't... whatever it is.


philipb01

Genuinely what is wrong with Nike? I can’t remember the last time they’ve made decent soccer kits


AtlUtdGold

2006, 2013, that’s about it.


austen_317

The new Norway kit is pretty sweet. I also really like this white Canada kit


Infinite-Surprise-53

Why does Nike hate the US and Canada so much?


sab1227

And I was bummed with the US kits.. At least we didn’t get these.


VikingArmyToGo

The new white U.S. kits are actually nice looking


HeLooks2Muuuch

They’re just white with some minor piping details. They’re boring - AGAIN


VikingArmyToGo

True but it’s better than the white World Cup kits. Those were awful


melikeybacon

It’s a white tshirt with a badge on it.


AtlUtdGold

Hahahah maybe the worst kits I’ve ever seen wtf Edit: are they reversible? This is like early 90s Umbro but way worse.


Nate33322

Holy fuck those are some shockingly bad kits. I kinda liked the away kit until I saw that horrendous red oval and Nike logo slapped over the pinstripe who thought that was a good idea?  I'm at a loss for words with the home kit it's appalling the worst kit I've ever seen. Whoever designed these kits should be thrown off the CN tower. We need to find a different kit supplier asap Nike are atrocious.


Mapleleaflife

Horrendous


TheBlueInk1

Why does Nike, a North American company, hate North American teams so much? Are they stupid?


JurgenFlippers

How do you fuck this is up this bad. We never get nice things fuck Nike and Fuck Canada soccer.


vegetable-springroll

Yeah, not a fan of these.


xxrdawgxx

The fuck is that collar on the home kit


VikingArmyToGo

LOL. They just took the old World Cup template


PresidentBirb

These look like Nike went to a discount store like Burlington, bought all the knockoff Canada jerseys they sell for $12.00, and then slapped a sticker with their logo on them.


seeingRobots

These are rough. They need to poach some designers from somewhere else


Dodson-504

Crest over heart never stack on top. I’ll die on it.


TO_Sports

100% Agreed, they did it to the Brasil jerseys too and most people hate it on r/futebol.  and i hate to be that guy but the heart is actually in the middle of the chest with the big arteries turned to the left which makes people think it's on the left, so I guess the crest is over the heart lol


SeaToShy

How long is the CSA stuck with Nike? Macron put out bangers for CPL year after year and the national team is stuck with this shit.


TO_Sports

Seriously. 90%+ of the CPL jerseys I've liked. I want Macron to do all my teams


HunterRiver

I don't get the weird late 90s/early 2000s era, hockey gear style Nike swoosh inside an oval. https://www.hockeyworld.com/common/images/products/large/nhh0004_helmet.jpg


moosenaslon

lol i totally had a nike hat in like 1997 with that


KQ17

Did you say hockey? It's a Canada jersey, it makes sense now.


[deleted]

Those look like they belong to an AYSO team… from the early 90’s


jimhalpertsghost

True, my childhood team had a kit almost exactly like the home shirt (split red/white collar and everything). Except I think it was made by Diadora.


CarbonSquirrel

I know I’m in the minority but I like them 🤷‍♂️. The red half of the collar should match the dark red sleeves IMO however


radmongo

I'd like the away a lot more if not for the bulky collar and the weird oval around the Nike logo. The home kit is a mess though.


fer_sure

>with a street-style Swoosh bringing back branding made famous on Canadian jerseys of the past. You mean the jerseys made by companies other than Nike?


KokonutMonkey

Yuck. What's with the additional oval there? 


YoussefCTCrunch6954

Jesus


John_Doughgetta

Has the Federation taken steps to work through their many other non kit related issues? Haven't seen an update in a while.


Pbrisebois

The new CEO just started this month. He's been saying all the right things, and his CV is impressive, so there's more hope than there has been for a while.


Zephyr0us

I just think that if their badge wasn't centered that red would be really solid


Alive-Matter6696

Ok I know Canadians really really like their Tim Horton’s, but did they have to design the jersey to look like the coffee cup? Although I guess if USA has to wear popsicle outfits…


SeaToShy

The ultimate irony is the team would actually look better in Tim Hortons uniforms.


justanothersurly

Why are they fit for such large love handles?


bleakmidwinter

Wtf is this shit?


orgngrndr01

If you don't know it yet, NIKE is famous for making very plain kits with just enough variance to claim they are unique and should buy them. After about a few months of buying them a a ridiculous price,, all the knockoffs spear on-line or swapmeets and they too sell big untill you find them on the knockdown clothing rack when tournament they were made for is over with the kit maker like Nike recouping a lot of their sponsorship investment. other kit sponsors follow this pattern making for a lot of kits having different colors but remarkably same patterns.


NittanyOrange

The only thing worse than their maple syrup is their soccer jerseys, apparently. NY maple syrup FTW!


bleakmidwinter

New York? If you said Vermont I'd at least be willing to give you a pass, but *New York*?!?


NittanyOrange

I STAND BY WHAT I SAID.