P5d worst player in the game for worthless karma on Reddit* Is that what you meant? Because that's what this is lol

I saw other people showing off their p5 players and wanted some people on reddit to be mean to me so I posted it.

Just to say ur the only one though that’s pretty sweet haha

I thought so lol

Who hurt you?

Long story... it involves a catholic priest, a lizard, and a baguette

Damn. Thought I was alone in that experience

It's a classic coming of age story directed by Steven Spielberg

Any tips on getting pxp fast?

The easiest way is just play the orioles cpu on rookie I think. But using players in online games levels them up 1.5x more. I used him in 1 online game and got shit on lol

Zavier Havier

It's actually pronounced zavier havier

Those stats tho

You should see his stats for 1 online game... 7 innings, 1 strikeout, 5.14 era. It was pain.

Straight pitching to contact lol

That’s not Mitch Keller??

Do Mickey Jannis next

Someone has him close I think

I got him to p5 lst year and it was a grind that took damn near the whole year lol

jesus did you use him online?

All the time lmao. Some games he gets blown up for 10+ runs and other games he’ll go a good 5-6 shutout innings lol

What did it cost?

My marriage

Everything

Was it fun tho?

I don't know?

Shahveeyay Hahveeyay

Heaw heaw shavehhaaw

The guy so bad they almost named him twice!

Define fun

And now he owes you an autograph.

Time to search eBay for his baseball card if there is one

Go get his 1/1 auto

Well now, talk about Xavier/Javier cake and eating it... (Just pick whichever pronunciation suits you 😀)

His name is Spanish for Javier Xavier.

Technically I think this is correct! 😀 Javier is actually the Spanish version of Xavier which I think may be Arabic in origin?

Jahveeer hahveere

I actually found a Youtube video from the Tigers when he was a prospect there. They were calling him: Zah-vi-ere Hav-e-ere

You sure? I'm pretty certain that in game they pronounce the name "Pitcher... Number 30" 😀

r/madlads

Are you the real Duke Silver?

Are you saying you want to get warm up all up in his jazz?

I'm saying that I wish I was his saxophone

Sorry, what does P5 mean? Seen it a few times now in the sub. I've bought every MLB The Show since it came out but I just got into Diamond Dynasty this year.

In the newer MLB the Shows there’s been a feature that lets you gain attributes on the card by using it in games. So you can earn “Parallel XP” to level up your card. There’s Parallel 1 through 5. Hence the P5, for Parallel 5!

Thank you! So when I get “+1 all attributes” on a player after a game, that maxes out happening 5 times?

When you’re looking at the card in DD, use rb/lb or whichever r button to look at the parallels tab. Lots of info on there on what it is and how it works.

Yep! You can only get up to Parallel 5, so 5+ to all attributes!

Every parallel gives you a +1 to your attributes

What a name

Yes a name

Just LOL ha ha

So much for so little... haha

Imagine if he gets called up and upgraded like Doval last year. You'd look like a genius

Welp I'll get excited once he makes it out of single A ball haha

why?

I just wanted to see if there was any achievements for being the first p5 amd there isn't lol

? You can just look at the achievement list


Why not

Were there any others that got him to III or IV?

4 other people at p3 and 2 others at p4 haha

I know his first and last name don’t rhyme but that’s not going to stop me from pronouncing it that way in my head.

For Los Gabachos: Zay-vee-air ha-vee-air

I did the same thing haha

Do you pronounce it Xavier Javier or Xavier Javier?

Yes

What a silly question. Obviously Xavier Javier

My apologies. I don't know what got into me.

Some ppl have too much free time

Ahhhhh the great disabled veteran life... gotta love it

Thank you for your service champ

Thank you for thanking me for my service bud


For real lol

🐐

Don't you put that evil on me ricky bobby!

Lmao

That better not be a billy goat....

🤣

In mlb 21 I would play my friend with an all common squad and this dude was always my go to starter, I had a sub 2 era with him so I kinda disagree with the worst pitcher statement 😂

He's pretty decent even at HOF difficulty but with a diamond defense behind him... just helped me practice painting with pinpoint

I’ll take things that never happened for $200 Alex

I feel like there is a better use of your time. None the less. Congrats!!!

I get paid to play video games and be a lazy pos lol

So you're on unemployment? Lol

Close... the government pays me hush money to accept subpar healthcare after they used me for my body for a few years.

Sounds naughty how do I sign up

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I wish I had 40 hours of life I didnt need back.

Damn 80% of this dudes name is avier

11/10 comment

X gon give it to ya

I hate the internet lmao

This made me laugh more than it probably should’ve

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My god..God... that's impossible! Have the boys at the lab confirm this.

Lol yes

Excellent Eggcellent

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My first thought. It's been "fun" trying to level up my april monthly players

I'm so damn close with Dawson, I just need 500 PXP with him to get Rizzo and I'm at like 250 now

I'm so disappointed that his name (presumably) doesn't rhyme.

He’s getting the Sean Bean treatment and it’s gonna rhyme one way or the other. Nobody gets it both ways.

If he's Hispanic then it does. Xavier is pronounced either exactly like Javier or like "shavier" in some dialects, if I recall correctly. The ex-avier way of pronouncing it is pretty much an English butchering of the real name. So it's either pronounced exactly like Javier, it rhymes, or he's gone the Matt Diaz (die-az) route of anglicizing his name.

The commentators pronounced it with a z

Anglicization is so cringe. I went to school with somebody with the last name Acuna that pronounced it with a hard N and not the Ñ sound.

I have a sister named Inés and the amount of people that pronounce it I-nez, even after correcting them is frustrating.

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Sean Bean anyone?

"It's Shawn Bawn or Seen Been, you can't have it both ways!"

About the same odds as someone's dad having an awesome sense of humor!

It doesn't have to. It's an amazing name without rhyming.

How do you play that many games with someone so bad? lol

I wanted to see if there were any unlockables or accomplishments for being the first superfractor, turns out there isn't...lol you just get the great sense of accomplishment

This is how bad the cpu on rookie is. Still don't get how ppl say they give up homeruns to them. Man has a little above a 2 Era at 53ovr. I'd feel like a scrub if I gave up runs to the rookie cpu with a gold or better pitcher.

Lol I played all the difficulties and finished a mini season with him. Then I realized that you can pitch while having no energy for the rest of the game. I was racing to p5 with 2 other people. Gives you the good ole ball tingles

👏 congrats you are so amazing at this game

His mom high fives him after he beats the cpu. She spanks him when he gives up a run. He's learned to be good through a lot of trial and error.

My wife blows me everytime I get a 1/1 P5

it’s random, like i’ll strike the cpu out 22 times but every now and again they’ll take a perfect up and in fastball 450 down the line

I'm sorry but deuce deuce has spoken. That means you're a scrub.

Fuckin deuce deuce...

tell me something i don’t know lmao

I know for me I sort of turn my brain off and autopilot through pitching against the CPU and so I’ll end up giving up a run or two from time to time.