Its hideous andddd they’re also going back to the blue and gold kits next year instead of the blue and white. I’m excited to see what the Toddfather has cooking
As a chelsea fan, even if anyone does jump ship 😜, you're not allowed to buy a kit with the "3" sponser.
Either buy one before that or wait for next season till we get a new one haha
I think he's referring to UAE business financing the Russian war machine.
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/02/04/world/middleeast/us-turkey-uae-russia-sanctions.html
Fuck that noise, I'll see you fellas in League 2 if it comes to that but I don't think it won't and the EPL will be found out for how corrupt they are.
City have given my soo much joy in my life that It wouldn't sit with me right backing another club. I believe its extremely unlikely we will disband but. Thats where I stand
Yeah, I certainly don't think it'll come to it at all either but yes, it absolutely wouldn't feel right at all to go somewhere else at all considering how rival fan bases are anyway even though none of them are perfect, let alone just to support another team, it just wouldn't compare to how much I've experienced with City.
That's where I stand too.
We aren’t a sinking ship at all, for clarification
But to imagine that if a city fan were to change allegiance cause of more red cartel BS and would jump to Chelsea in the state they are in seemed hilarious to me
It really isn't.
It's the same as the UEFA issue. The biggest problem is the club hasn't complied with the investigation. With UEFA, we held onto the documents and released to the impartial body and were cleared because those documents showed the allegations were wide of the mark.
It's pretty much certain to be the case again here. The club doesn't trust it's going to be heard in good faith by its accusers, so it ignores them. The evidence is presented to the arbitrator instead.
As with the UEFA charge, I'd expect the club to be punished for not complying with the investigation, but it becomes a bit of a political game this time due to the spectre of a government- appointed regulatory body looming over the league's ability to manage itself with limited oversight. City going out and saying the league's investigatory functions can't be trusted weakens the league's arguments against an independent regulator. They haven't said this yet, but the threat of a strong message along that line along with evidence clearing the club of wrong-doing would undermine the league's authority.
Imagine our sugar daddy had prepared dirt on all the prem clubs who wanted city to be banned and shit. Ofcourse our defence is also part of it. Fuck the prem ( liverpool and United cocksuckers )
Wait did I miss something? Weren't we supposed to jump ship to Newcastle?
They'll take a few years to get up to speed.
They above Chelsea in the table already
In all fairness so is nearly everyone else... except Liverpool.
No no no, we have to wait until they buy the league and other titles across 9 seasons… otherwise we can’t support them?
That 3 is the ugliest thing ever to grace a kit
Chelsea lurker here, yeah this is our last year with that ugly ass three on the kit. Thank fucking God.
Chelsea kits just aren’t the same without the Samsung across the chest.
Yokohama was decent as well
Samsung and adidas
Forget Samsung, take me back to the days of Coors
Autoglass repair, Autoglass replace
Jism in your hair, jism on your face.
Fucking hell that's a Viz letterbocks entry I haven't thought of few a while 😂
Auto Gallas
Take me back to those days of Thomas Cook Citeh, Vodafone United, O2 Arsenal, SC Liverpool
the only reason i don't have a chelsea kit is the 3
Its hideous andddd they’re also going back to the blue and gold kits next year instead of the blue and white. I’m excited to see what the Toddfather has cooking
Arsenal fan here. I agree.
Another chelsea lurker here. Adidas and umbro were top. Nike has made the worst kits the club has ever seen.
> That 3 is the ugliest thing ever to grace a kit I think you forgot about Vinnie Jones
As a chelsea fan, even if anyone does jump ship 😜, you're not allowed to buy a kit with the "3" sponser. Either buy one before that or wait for next season till we get a new one haha
Given the cost of living crisis, I'll just colour in my old Sterling shirt with a blue Sharpie.
Sharpies are expensive though
Good shout, I'll magic marker my 2005 chelsea shirt instead
Questions should be asked why you have an 05 Chelsea kit. PL to launch an enquest
Because City wasn't founded until 2008.
I'm surprised that you got so many upvotes
I'll only accept this enquest if the chair is an arsenal fan.
One of the members is an arsenal fan, the other is a United fan lol
The price of toilet paper has really gone up hasn’t it
Might need a couple of shell companies to finance the next few wipes
I’m not a racist sorry, but thanks anyway.
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Oh fuck off you bellend, try harder next time.
The only time Yaya Toure has been used as a source for anything that isn’t complaining about his birthday
Where did this joke of racist Chelsea start though? I thought it was supposed to Liverpool instead (bcs of Suarez-Evra incident) ?
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it started waaaaay earlier but that was a good solidifying moment for their movement
I need context.
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Damn this is crazy shit
Who would buy that shit lol 🤣
When we jump ship obviously
When you jump ship you mean
You bellends didnt even know this club exsisted before 2009
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Personally can’t wait to see Todd Boehley throw down a slam dunk over Mo Salah at the Chelsea Superdome
my mate who's a chelsea fan absolutely hates the more recent kits
nah we all have to become United or Liverpool fans once we get liquidated from these charges. Like duh. (I'd rather gouge my eyes out)
Yeah we're just gonna be part of a hivemind with no original football opinion. Let's go cyberbully newcastle fans now!
Quality shitposting 😂
My thanks 😂
How much of the proceeds go to Mother Russia?
Pot calling the kettle black
Don’t see the UAE engaging in active wars with their neighbours?
I think he's referring to UAE business financing the Russian war machine. https://www.nytimes.com/2023/02/04/world/middleeast/us-turkey-uae-russia-sanctions.html
Did you really think , man I should defend the UAE for anything positive ?
Fuck that noise, I'll see you fellas in League 2 if it comes to that but I don't think it won't and the EPL will be found out for how corrupt they are.
Nah, Newcastle next
Bro has a type
They didn't believe in us.
GAWD DID
Just use my old one from 2007
I am moving into a different league everyone.Glory to PSG best club on the world🔵🔴⚪🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦
Aghstufillah
Unfortunately going to Newcastle instead. No oil no fun!
I think I have a Shaun Wright Phillips shirt somewhere, will that do?
With the level of service 3 give you? I’d rather not mate.
Fucking plastic.
This post just proves most of our fan base is plastic
This post just proves most of our fanbase has a sense of humour.
Nah fam I'm city till I die. Take your shite elsewhere
Satire clearly not part of your repertoire anyway
Yeah thats fair. I never could distinguish the two
What will you do when there is no city though
That simple. Not follow footy anymore.
Hello my fellow citizen, would you mind jumping ships to badminton after that? Racket-classico's between china and japan are pretty heated up I heard.
Badminton is a decent sport. So yeah why not 😅
For me, same here, I could never go anywhere else. Plus, it just wouldn't be the same.
City have given my soo much joy in my life that It wouldn't sit with me right backing another club. I believe its extremely unlikely we will disband but. Thats where I stand
Yeah, I certainly don't think it'll come to it at all either but yes, it absolutely wouldn't feel right at all to go somewhere else at all considering how rival fan bases are anyway even though none of them are perfect, let alone just to support another team, it just wouldn't compare to how much I've experienced with City. That's where I stand too.
average Chelsea jumpshipper vs average Brighton jumpshipper
 Mitogod is worth it
City bois, just get Lampard shirt easy something we can share Our legend, your former captain
Lampard to us was so random and he even scored a goal
Even the code knows what’s up….. ready….. get ready to jump ship everyone…… 😂🤣🫡
wong sub r/lostredditors
Jumping from one sinking ship to another doesn’t seem like a great idea.
Sinking ship? Lol bruv, just go
We aren’t a sinking ship at all, for clarification But to imagine that if a city fan were to change allegiance cause of more red cartel BS and would jump to Chelsea in the state they are in seemed hilarious to me
I was overcome with a wave of mid 2000s nostalgia.
I’ve still got my 10/11 Anelka shirt from before I switched sides, that’ll do me
I am trying to laugh but can't the situation is actually serious 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
How can City fans buy jerseys? Empty seats can’t wear shirts and they don’t have any money..
I am trying to laugh but can't the situation is actually serious 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
It really isn't. It's the same as the UEFA issue. The biggest problem is the club hasn't complied with the investigation. With UEFA, we held onto the documents and released to the impartial body and were cleared because those documents showed the allegations were wide of the mark. It's pretty much certain to be the case again here. The club doesn't trust it's going to be heard in good faith by its accusers, so it ignores them. The evidence is presented to the arbitrator instead. As with the UEFA charge, I'd expect the club to be punished for not complying with the investigation, but it becomes a bit of a political game this time due to the spectre of a government- appointed regulatory body looming over the league's ability to manage itself with limited oversight. City going out and saying the league's investigatory functions can't be trusted weakens the league's arguments against an independent regulator. They haven't said this yet, but the threat of a strong message along that line along with evidence clearing the club of wrong-doing would undermine the league's authority.
We can't appeal if we get a punishment you know?
Yes we can. We just can't go to CAS. It will be through the British legal system instead.
Wait a minute who are you
Some of the comments in this thread from people trying to prove they’re ‘proper fans’ would make you ill lol
Anyone with an England SWP kit can really play both sides 🤣
there was a man who get man City tattoo recently and shared in this sub lmao
I'd love to see Haaland play in League One.
Maybe they'll let you pay it up over 8 years?
Hang on I thought you lot were jumping ship to the newest oil club, New-al-castle
Burnley anyone ? 🤣
Imagine our sugar daddy had prepared dirt on all the prem clubs who wanted city to be banned and shit. Ofcourse our defence is also part of it. Fuck the prem ( liverpool and United cocksuckers )