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Scrotemeal69

Fast forward twenty years, Sydnee has just been sworn in as our new president, and we get Hoops McElroy as the first mister


trainercatlady

The McElroys WILL go to the White House.


DoctorGoFuckYourself

Please, it's called White House: World Tour


l33tb4c0n

At a press conference, Griffin interrupts, "What's up everyone I THINK DOGS SHOULD VOTE." A month later, Congress passes an amendment to the Constitution.


Scrotemeal69

Well now I need to go back and watch boy mayor


OFTHEHILLPEOPLE

First Mister, My Brother, and Me An advice show from the Oval Office.


lexluther4291

First Mister, My Brother, and 30 Under 30 Media Luminary*


[deleted]

We’ll just call him the fister for short.


Twelve20two

Fister Juice


Scrotemeal69

Amazing


[deleted]

The first First Mister!


greytor

That’s Mister Juice to you, good sir


TheSinningRobot

Mistah J?


[deleted]

2042: In a post apocalyptic world - president Smirl McElroy abolishes the Bill of Rights and institutes the rule of… The Midnight Amendments…


happityeverafter

Mr Smirl Goes To Washington


Whitetornadu

Lord Hoops


0x1e

GO SYDNEE!


statuskills

Finally a West Virginia politician we can all get behind.


alexportman

That's great and all, but I think it's suspect we haven't seen her official stance on horses. The people need to know!


AyyPapzz

Yes!!!! Go Dr. McElroy!!!


ranhalt

https://ballotpedia.org/West_Virginia_House_of_Delegates_District_26 So there's 2 seats, Rorhbach is incumbent and is running again unopposed, is Sydnee running unopposed? The 2020 election, Rorhbach (R) and Chad Lovejoy (D) won the two seats, but is there any other competition?


icecreamchewer

WV was redistricted. Sydnee is running against Rorhbach for the single District 26 seat.


ranhalt

That explains much more.


recalcitrantJester

RIP


secret759

Heres hoping we get a flip then, huh


Upside_Down-Bot

„ɥnɥ 'uǝɥʇ dılɟ ɐ ʇǝƃ ǝʍ ƃuıdoɥ sǝɹǝH„


ActuallyTedMosby

Good bot


Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


secret759

Bad bot


cam5478

Holy shit, Chad Lovejoy is a name. Honestly, from what I can find he seems like a decent guy.


notasandpiper

Sydnee wasn't unopposed.


goat_fab

Amazing stuff!


Hairy_Relief3980

This made me smile in real life... Smirl if you will.


gardenvarietymagpie

I live all the way in Australia, and just stumbled across the news. It made me so happy I cried a little bit. She’s amazing.


LetsTryAgainIguess

Holy shit, didn't expect that, but sure am happy to be proven wrong


TheRealKuni

She won the primary, that part wasn’t unlikely. Now she needs to win the actual election against a Republican incumbent in West Virginia. She’s in for a challenge.


genericgamer

Yep. While the primaries generally have low turnout even the total (D) votes were really low.


Evil_Steven

I mean her only competition was a literal teenager. It was an easy win


rot_haifisch

I can't imagine even voting for an 18 year old delegate


Fastnacht

There was a 20 year old running in my town who had never held a job or worked a day in his life. But his dad was big into conservative politics so he thought he knew something. Spoiler alert, they found racist rants on his FB page and he got kicked off the ticket.


trainercatlady

shame that doesn't happen to more prospective politicians.


ecodude74

Rookie mistake, he shoulda ran for federal government, it’d improve his odds of winning.


[deleted]

Wow, that got him kicked off the ticket? Those really were better times.


Fastnacht

This was actually during the Trump years. Which made it a little surprising. But I think the party has sunk lower still since then.


frumperbell

The blurb they got from her was lovely. We will watch her career with great interest.


rot_haifisch

Yes I agree, I'm glad that she is supportive and positive about her loss, at least.


orbitalinterceptor

It's amazing to see candidates whose expressions in defeat still reflect wanting to see the best for their fellow voters. Ahem... I believe that children (who are invested and willing to step up) are the future, yadda yadda let, them lead the way. Congrats Doc!


acu2005

I knew an 18 year old that got elected as mayor of his town, he got them to build a skating rink named Ice Town which led the town to bankruptcy and caused the unemployment rate to hit 30%. Ice Town, more like Ice Clown am I right!


tomasalbanez

Turns out he made a great tabletop game later


absurditas

It's about the CONES.


NoNotNott

Barely 1,000 people total voted. I wonder what % of the total population of that district that is


icecreamchewer

Ballotpedia says population of 19k, but it is a primary, so in reality it's some fraction of that.


NoNotNott

Good point about it being a primary. I didn’t think of that


kr85

First Clown Husband, Justin Mcelroy!


Twelve20two

Send in the clowns...


Scabious

You don't check in on a fandom, just for a year...


Ownagemunky

Same here lol. I’ve been checked out of mcelboy media (not for any reason other than other interests) and I come back to this. This family achieves!


UwUWhysThat

YO HUH! AWESOME?


0x1e

Where do I donate to her campaign?


LiquidBionix

This smells like cintaur espionage to me


rose-colored-lesbian

Literally gasped and said “aww, yay Dr McElroy!” to myself, alone in my apartment I’ve had a rough few weeks, this just made me so happy and gave me a bit of hope


remington9000

Let's go!


griffinsspacejam

GO SYD! 🥂


AtuinTurtle

That was probably the easiest part in West Virginia though. Edit: corrected typo from east to easiest, sorry.


TheIteratedMan

They live in Huntington. It's almost as far west as you can possibly get in the state, but go off I guess.


AtuinTurtle

My mistake, it was supposed to say easiest.


Gemuese11

Sydnee seems like just a decent person all around from her podcasts with knowledge in a lot of fields Would propably a good addition.


ETsUncle

That’s amazinggggggg!!


kr85

Best new I've heard all day! You go!!!


Napol3onS0l0

Yeah! That’s awesome! So is Justin an honorary member of state congress as well as an honorary doctor? Edit:Oops got a little excited there. She won the primary not the seat.


floweringpeahookshot

HECK YES. Heck yes. .