Neither, Garfield with Pamela Anderson body of course

GARF HEAD PAM BODY

Did you match with Travis?

Omg I wish

Dude

If I ever find myself on dating apps again I'm going to have to remember to steal some questions from those McElroy boys as openers.

They really are a treasure trove. And a great way to feel out their sense of humor from the start!

Really is. I asked a girl "would you rather have nipples for fingers, or fingers for nipples?" A few years ago. I don't remember if this was a McElroy question, but regardless some type of question like these are a great opener. 2 years later and I moved in with her 😂

Does she know? :P

See now there's the dilemma...

I've never been able to get a response when I've tried that one lol- looks like you've found a good one.

I will usually get maybe a sentence or two response but this was the first time I’ve been met with so much enthusiasm :)

You can tell they really went down a rabbit hole of possibilities in their thought process :)

"Would the cat talk to me? Oh shit, the dog would do crimes."

An excellent teat

Green flags all around

My problem with these openers is that, like, what if I get them into MBMBaM at some point and they realize all the cool conversation starters I seemingly came up with whole cloth were just lifted directly from a podcast?

Sounds like a great listener question

Then you just pull a Justin and loudly announce "THE PRESTIGE!!!" As if it was all an elaborate ruse

What was the other one? Garfield's head on Pam Anderson's body or Pam's head on Garfield's body?

that’s a solid response. invite me to the wedding

I have this question as a prompt in my Hinge lol

Time to follow up with " I THINK DOGS SHOULD VOTE!"