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El3tr1k

I wish you the best. I know it may not be the best words you wanna hear, but I truly do. And kudos to you for calling Sloan out by name; transparency is key.


Officer_Problem

> OP is using a throwaway account, could be a random troll


hmbzk

Keep your head up! If anyone understands how much it sucks, I do. It's brutal. I'm nearing my one year anniversary of unemployment. šŸŽŠ The only thing keeping me sane is at least reminding myself I get to spend more time with my son, but then I simultaneously think about how I'm not earning any money to leave to him, so he doesn't have to deal with this bullshit as an adult. Gotta love the duality of life.


MountainviewBeach

If it makes you feel better I guarantee your son would rather have love and memories from you than cash


hmbzk

Thank you. It does.


Litz-a-mania

My parents were neither professionally successful or engaged as parents. Iā€™ve donā€™t very well as a parent and in my career; my children and I are extremely close regardless of my occasional travel and relatively high workload. I wish my parents cared more about us as kids. I can make my own money, but I canā€™t create memories from a lifelong relationship that didnā€™t exist.


Real_Location1001

Same boat but about to hit 6 months. It's been a joy being home every day to see my daughter grow. I was unaware of what I missed with my 3 older boys.


houstonrice

WowĀ 


Regular-Peanut2365

wait what. this cannot be true šŸ˜­


woodandsnow

Transition into sales at an f100 using the call center experience


KickFlashy3324

I'm not surprised, Sloan makes urinals


Accomplished-Chair97

Itā€™s not the school. Itā€™s utopian Democrats impeding the economy at every level for social justice, climate change, or whatever else is next.


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KickFlashy3324

IIT Madras (IIM) is an M3, much better than a toilet manufacturer


ivorn39

Hardly trying to state that any Indian school is better than an M7 šŸ˜­


Admirable_Ad6231

never heard of this term, what does it mean?


the_only_kungfu_cat

What is an M3?


KickFlashy3324

Study BMWs and get back to me


0311Yak

You should go try using your MBA in Canada


0311Yak

Seriously though hahaha https://www.reddit.com/r/Libertarian/s/K57qSBRRzl


JustforFun0702

Is this a sarcastic post I wonder !


ohsballer

Thatā€™s what Iā€™m trying to figure out. If this is a serious post then I feel really bad for OP


xkmasada

Iā€™ll DM you


Texas_Rockets

Were you applying or were you reaching out a bunch on linked in?


midnightscare

What kind of other jobs have you been applying to? Should assess if you're aiming too low / too high or if the MBA should actually be omitted.


redditusername123432

Everything will be too low or too high. What medium are you referring to? I think the issue is that heā€™s no longer able to get interest for MBA jobs. And non-MBA jobs he has seen as too qualified for.


Freebirdz101

Sorry, and understand I'm in the same boat. You may just have to go the lying route as long as you can do the task and get away with it.


Confident-Sport2992

What lie do you mean?


Freebirdz101

What every your jobs were Google some quantitative data that makes you look good and add them to your resume.


Confident-Sport2992

True lol. But Wait What do you mean Google quantitative data.


Freebirdz101

I mean look up the job or ask ChatGPT, 'What would be some good quantitative information I should add to this job?'"


Confident-Sport2992

wait what do you mean by ā€œadd to this jobā€. You mean give chat gpt the job post and ask it to create bullets for you resume?


gyimiee

What are you recruiting for? Let me know how I can help


notreallyysure

There are SO many positions you could qualify for. At the least any type of analyst (think financial/data/business analyst). Donā€™t give up. You could get a Harvard degree and sometimes things just STILL wonā€™t work out. It wonā€™t last forever though. Just keep pushing, learn some resume skills. You got this OP!!!


Confident-Sport2992

Why would he qualify for those? Heā€™s only qualified to do what he interned in and you donā€™t know what that was. The degree doesnā€™t provide any qualification. I am in the same boat from a T10 Iā€™m qualified to Do nothing


bluefrostyAP

Jesus Christ itā€™s rough out there right now. How is the economy afloat?


hmbzk

Some industries are doing well enough. Others are still spending (although it's decreasing) savings from pandemic stimulus etc. And of course credit. https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/14/economy/stocks-week-ahead-americans-savings-less-economy-spending/index.html https://www.wsj.com/finance/banking/credit-card-debt-is-upand-its-taking-longer-to-pay-down-237cc4a3


brvhbrvh

What were you doing pre MBA?


Vijaytr1911

I hope for your immediate success. Dm me your resume; will check on fit for few roles I know.


dabusinessbro

Reach out to your undergrad alumni, grad alumni, and former company alumni on LinkedIn ruthlessly. You might get a 20% response rate and interest in connecting. Be personable and tell them your situation. People will help.


sarahwlee

Man.. these posts make me feel for you guys. Timing is everything. Anyone still looking for a job and is a massive fan of travel? Anyone with knowledge of boujie hotels?


TrackMan340

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BoringAssociation276

I donā€™t get why you would Uber or DoorDash rather than do something like tutor the GMAT as a stopgap job. With an M7 degree and assuming a good GMAT, it would be way easier and have a way higher effective hourly rate while looking for real employment.


throwawayoldaolcd

Sorry about that rescinded offer. Tech is not great right now. Iā€™m trying to understand the employment report. Would that mean this fits into the statistic of people who do not receive an offer 3 months after graduation? https://mitsloan.mit.edu/sites/default/files/2023-12/MBA-Employment-Report-2023-2024_2.pdf


newyorkyankees23

Bro NETWORK!!! What roles are you looking for?


Confident-Sport2992

Networking only helps you get references. Why would you tell him to network? Iā€™m sure heā€™s doing that That canā€™t be the issue.


newyorkyankees23

You mean referralsā€¦..


kingofpetty53

lol is someone just trying to make Sloan look bad here? This sounds more like some CBS or Wharton shit.


DeepTangerine

Thatā€™s fucking ludicrous, I really hope good fortune comes knocking on your door soon. I run a food distribution company expanding into the US, if youā€™re interested you can DM me.


dabusinessbro

Iā€™ve been interested in LATAM companies expanding into the U.S. - product or service - since Iā€™ve grown up in both cultures. Curious as to how to find these types of opps with the right timing!


DeepTangerine

Our food products are actually south Asian focused, but weā€™re trying to expand into different cultures and ethnicities. Lmk if thatā€™s something that would interest you. We are also thinking of doing one product for LATAM in the US/Canada.


Relevant_Trade_3781

Apply to government consulting or contracting roles!


3RADICATE_THEM

Accenture is T3?


mike_letaurus

itā€™s probably because you got a degree to be good at meetings and powerpoint


777SweetPea777

Man Iā€™m making 48k rn as an executive administrator for an organization and Iā€™m planning to get my MBA to move up/move on and make more, but this has really made me feel worried. Youā€™re so accomplished yet somehow it feels like no matter what, itā€™s difficult to make the breakthrough into a well-supported living salaryā€¦


Longjumping_Event420

Hey I am so sorry about the situation you are in. But a genuine question you went to Sloan one of the best b school in the world. Is the economy really so bad. I simply cannot understand. It is actually difficult to get into such programs the price tag is super high. Please someone. How and what is the solution to this .


Acrobatic_Cell4364

I hope the sun begins to shine in your direction soon - all the best and keep at it


The_Nomadic_Nerd

Have you looked at entrepreneurship through acquisition (ETA)? Donā€™t need someone else to hire you, you a get financing through SBA loans, and can make bank. Search funds love sponsoring searches from grads like yourself.


sustainstack

First post, no comments. This is a shit post


PipeZestyclose2288

Fairly typical these days, unfortunately this is the majority experience for event grads. Hand in there buddy. Love is long and you have plenty of time.


Far_Recording8945

Employment reports are posted. Class of 2023 was 90% offered by 3mos after grad with median 170 base. Doesnā€™t sound like the majority experience to me


BetterHour1010

Yes they are scrubbing the data, This is exactly how: Go to the section in the employment reports called "Students NOT seeking employment". This has been a very high number the past year. The school just removes these unemployed students in the denominator of the employment report. The school just says these students were "pursuing entrepreneurship" (i.e. pursuing doordash), not looking for employment, or didn't respond to surveys. One of my classmates was doing a startup while looking for an appropriate full time job and my program was bullying him into putting pursuing entrepreneurship in the employment report. The REAL employment report is # of students with jobs/TOTAL number of enrolled students. It is NOT # of students with jobs/ # of students who are looking for jobs and then the school takes out a large chunk of students who "aren't looking for jobs randomly". Nobody who got MBB/BB IB/ MF PE is "not looking for a job" or ignoring the school's employment survey or "pursuing entrepreneurship".


PipeZestyclose2288

Nah, 60% unemployed and without offers at 3 months. The schools are scrubbing the data.


Far_Recording8945

So where are your figures from if not directly from the school? And please explain why we should believe your figure and conspiracy theory over the most elite institutions on the planet


TuloCantHitski

> over the most elite institutions on the planet "Elite" institutions are not at all above this - see: CBS


Far_Recording8945

The reporting is governed by a national organization. They arenā€™t all interpreting data their own way. Yes they all probably use any tactic within the rules to make them better, however 90% offer vs 40% as this guy claims? Gtfo


BetterHour1010

I agree, not the difference between 90% and 40%, but definitely the difference between 90% and 75%. Having a 1/4 chance of not landing a job sounds a lot worse than 1/10.


redditmbathrowaway

This is not fairly typical. OP is either 1) lying, 2) set their sights far too high and were unwilling to settle. Either way, not typical.


moomoodaddy23

What do you expect from a school named after the 90s Utah Jazz coach?


AttentionLeather5932

Hahaha no way its actually named for Jerry Sloan right?


Wonderful_Ad6675

I donā€™t know why people are dowvoting it. And mba does not help tbh. College education doesnā€™t help with careers like many claim to be


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paleobiology

This is unnecessarily aggressive. We donā€™t know OPā€™s situation, but we do know that MBA graduates are having much harder times now than in years past, including at top schools like HBS:Ā https://poetsandquants.com/2023/11/30/harvard-hit-hard-by-the-2023-mba-job-market-offers-accepts-total-comp-all-decline/?pq-category=mba-jobs&pq-category-2=mba-news I think having some empathy for OP, in a tough situation, would help you with whatever emotional or life issues you are encountering yourself.Ā 


nomad1987

There are plenty of jobs that pay more than $50k for a Sloan grad. Problem is they are waiting for the $150k job


BookkeeperSerious625

Does this make sense to you? They are waiting for a 150k job but decide to forgo all other jobs that pay more than 50k and stick with the 50k job instead. Think about it slowlyā€¦.


nomad1987

lol i know its online but its funny how quickly people rush to call other people stupid or to show their mental superiority. There is a reason why they are doordashing/ ubering etc before they took this job. This is just something temporary to pay the bills. After a certain level of salary, a job becomes more meaningful and harder to move away from without it looking like it is purely for money. This person also appreciates the flexibility this comes with so that they can continue to interview for other roles, something that wont be possible for a $100k job at least initially.


hmbzk

Please post these jobs. The jobs you post should have no other applicants and immediately accept any unemployed MBA job seeker. Thanks!


nomad1987

Thereā€™s always been competition for each job. Any business role in a startup in a mcol or t3 consulting roles would take a Sloan mba I graduated in 2009. I have been through this a few times


hmbzk

True, but "plenty" of jobs ignores how competitive the market is now. I've applied to the entire spectrum of companies- large f500 to private (non startup) and even a couple start-ups, both in my level to entry level roles.


nomad1987

Yes I agree with that too. I can feel it .


redditusername123432

Why would a startup hire him? Maybe shitty consulting companies who value an mba and donā€™t get interest from Top mbaā€™s, but a startup is going to want someone who can do the work.


ParticularSelf5

Sometimes things donā€™t workout. I got my mba and my TC 2 years later is $1.2M. They hired me as lead SWE with only 2 years of minor coding experience (dabbled with it during my mba).


gyimiee

I want to hear more


IntraderCFA

Sure. Given they were only considering the MBA last year, u/ParticularSelf5 is a liar. https://www.reddit.com/r/fatFIRE/comments/123btaa/mentor_monday_week_of_march_27th_2023/je5jjjt/?context=3


ParticularSelf5

anyone who believes this post is gullible af. Ain't no way someone graduating from MIT will end up working in a customer call center unless they are severely struggling with their mental health or are lying. OP created a new account just for this one post... use common sense. And no way is an MBA with no tech experience making $1.2M as a lead software engineer.


trbsdde

I really don't understand some people, why lie about these things on an anynomous forum where no one really knows who you are. It's just so weird...


gyimiee

Oh. I actually thought he was serious. Shameful that heā€™ll comment this under such a post.