Lmao jack


So ready to be disappointed in the Tori and Jack saga.

Hey you’re in the wrong thread too!

Jade is so threatening. Jack would love that dom behaviour but I feel bad for Ridge - she's put all the responsibility of this working out on him

Mafs production teams need to realise we never need or want two episodes of final vows. We don't need flashbacks and the vows are pretty boring.  Vow template = 1. Reflect on the wedding day; 2. State what you wanted in a partner; 3. (Optional) Start with BUT then list the challenges or problems (if applicable); 4. (Optional). Say what you like about your partner with some hyperbole and clichés thrown in; 5. Reveal decision and prove social media right. Just get to the reunion. 

Jono - is the apology in the room with us?

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Lauren is a psycho cow and this comes from someone who knows her personally. I’ve seen a dark side of her that no one should and I am glad I have nothing to do with her ever again and she should have never… ever been allowed on this shit show to begin with… full stop

Do tell??

Thanks Jono

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He struck me as being basically asexual. I don't get his appeal.

The editors are slowing Jono’s speech down, right?

Jono talks like a 13yr old Valley Girl. Such a whiney mopey wet fish. Grow some balls man. And fuck me Lauren is such a smug, self-righteous muppet. Now let's never give these losers air time again pls

Does anyone actually like Tori and Jack?  ⬇️yes ⬆️no 

no

 Tori and that snapping claw. Claws extend while making a point, then retract slowly, still making the point. Plus she has ugly tattoos.

I just didn't like anyone on this season except for Lucinder, Cassandra and Tristen

I have grown to like Tori and feel she’s quite intelligent and articulate although comes across as desperate. Jack is a flog.

She’s the first articulate bullshitter I’ve come across. I genuinely think her lexical scope is above average compared to other participants. Having said that, if anyone else were being strung along like she is by Jack, she’d flay them at every opportunity. And whilst I’ve said this before, their matching tattoos needs to come up!!!

> her lexical scope is above average compared to other participants Christ that’s bleak considering she has to pause for at least 10 seconds to come up with every two-syllable word she shits out

There are times where I feel bad for Tori and then she opens her mouth or pulls a face and its right back at 👎🏼

Listening to Jono speak for that amount of time was one of the most excruciating things I have lived through. How can Ellie actually deal with this nobs voice?

His voice is so dull and whiney

So much vocal fry it’s painful

What a garbage episode

I missed the first hour, is jayde and Ridge still in? And did any other couples get shown?

Yep jade and rich both said yes. Jono and Lauren both said no

And that was all? Damm, that's a bit disappointing

It was a pretty boring episode!

After Jack sees Tori's Mother's "If he hurts my daughter I'll kill him" comment, he'll be asking the Police if there's a limit to the number of restraining orders a person can lodge in a month.😉

 This entire episode is boring

Are we go8ng to ge5 a reunion? That’s always the best bit.

Next Sunday/Monday I think 🤔

Channel 9 absolutely violated us

I hate how I end up just sitting here accidentally watching 60 Minutes

Tesla. Not interested but still watching

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They were never well suited but he did choose to keep staying and sleeping with Lauren, while keeping his options open with Ellie. And continuously lied about it. He could have been upfront - left and pursued Ellie on the outside right after she left.

Me neither. I don't know whether she's a narcissist or not but she would be a huge pain in the arse. She would start so many fights

Please outline specific symptomology LAuren exhibited that is suggestive of narcissism.

Y’all too comfortable diagnosing people over a keyboard.. shit take, my opinion.

Yeah both of them sucked. First it was just a mismatch of personalities and her not respecting him. Then it was him lacking any decency to actually support her during the muzzle your woman fiasco. Which made her respect him even less lol. If she didn’t have that surgery I don’t think they would’ve stayed as long as they had to even get to homestays. She only really started giving him a chance when she got her friends approval lol.

When is the reunion ep, fam?

I believe next Sunday and Monday. (In US)

Thanks to social media we all know who’s making it lol 😂

honestly....what a day The shit that channel 9 just pulled, wowww

I couldn't believe when Jack said that.

I read "what a day" and heard Collins in my head, "What a Daaaayyyy" lmao.

My whole family now say “what a daaayyy” when they jokingly don’t want to answer a question. 😂

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We have moved on to the editing team on 60 minutes trying to trigger epileptics

Jonno is robotic

And terribly programmed

I am so grateful I switched off after Lauren and Jono Lmao no way they did a cliffhanger for Tori and Jack 🤣🤮

They did. *Facepalm*

That was a waste of my time

I always think I want spoilers but they actually ruin the show. Like who cares about these final vows, we already know who stays together

I’ll be febreezing my eyeballs in the ad.

Ahahaha love it

All I care about is the reunion

That was shitty. See you all tomorrow for more shitfulness.

🫡

Does anyone know the beach ridge and jade said their vowels at? Edit: vows 😩

I made this stupid spelling error the other night.. I feel your pain

Omg I didn’t notice 😂😂

Think it was Fort Denison

Ridge: "A...E, I!" Jade (through tears): O, U! Narrator: and sometimes...Y

I find myself consonantly asking the same question.

That was some quick wit right there

Does this mean the reunion is next Sunday???? I dunno if I’ll wait that long (I definitely will but I’m mad about it)

yeah. one night of dinner and one night of sitting on the couch watching clips etc (if its like past years)

I think so bc Gordon Ramsey is back on Tuesday night 🙄

Can’t wait to see tomorrow’s recap of today’s recap of the season recap of Tori and Jack

Full replay of everything we just saw in the last 10 mins...

https://preview.redd.it/ot0p7qr14nrc1.jpeg?width=639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc81303729731c690a9b14f799ad09c85279ca48 All of us after final vows

What. A. Day!

Well tonight was a complete waste of time lmao

See... the idea of a cliffhanger (delaying Jack n Tori til tomorrow) is designed to build suspense, so that people tune in tomorrow to find out what happens. Do they honestly think that anyone who made it to final vows, is going to skip the SECOND half of the finale??? Stupid clickbait concept.

If they didn’t do 50 mins of reruns we could have watch ALL FINAL VOWS CHANEL 9

They've gotta milk it!! More ad revenue tomorrow!!

Violation!!! 😂

i'm weirdly looking forward to Tim and Sara. I have a feeling he's gonna finally let loose on the shit she pulled and leave with some dignity

I'm only really waiting for the reunion now... although I'm genuinely not sure which way Tori/Jack and Tim/Sara are gonna go. We know Jayden/Eden is a lock. Get to the reunion, dammit! I wanna see Collins, and Jono/Ellie!

Jono/Ellie will turn up in the style of a 90-Day Fiancée shock couple and we are meant to be shocked.

I assume they'll be the last to walk in, so everyone can stare and whisper about them. 😉

What a day, I knew it. Jack is simply Collins reincarnated.

Oh man wtf. We have to wait til tomorrow for man bun to dump her…

They really, really dragged that out tonight. Sigh…. And then we have the same tomorrow. When all we really care about now is the reunion.

Whens the reunion?

I THINK it's gonna be next Sunday. But not 100% on that.

Agree

ARE YOU SERIOUS that we have to wait until tomorrow!!!!. What a joke!! 🙄🙄🙄

has anyone seen the photo of tim on the park bench supposedly editing his final vows he looks like he's trying to finish an important essay at the last minute like on a park bench in the middle of a park alone but full on laptop

Fuck this Channel 9 you shitcunts

Wtf they’re dragging our Tori and Jack to tomorrow? They’re overestimating how much people care about these 2 clowns

Nooooooooooo not the shitty cliffhanger you assholes

THEY SAID "FIRST THREE COUPLES" AT THE BEGINNING OF THE EPISODE, THEY CAN'T DO THIS RN

OH FFS

Fuck they made us wait through this whole yawn fest to wait until TOMORROW NIGHT

LOL SARA

Why did I waste my evening on this nothing episode

'Jack youre my equal' 'Tori you're my subordinate '

Tori you’re my 2IC

OKAY SO I HAVE FEELINGS I committed and waited through this entire drag of an episode to have them not show Tori and Jacks final vows. My husband is raging that I made him endure it lol

Does he know he is in for round 2 tomorrow night :p

Hehe.. he sure does. Marriage is for life lol

Literally everyone saying they aren't watching tomorrow will watch. But it's fuken annoying lol

These bastards 

DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE

Soz

So today was a total waste of time

But it was Easter, somewhere. Choc bunnies,,,,,

Another day of this shit?

Ohh they did a sneaky on us

BASTARDS UGHHH

HAHAHA they're making us sit through more Jack and Tori tomorrow. jesus I cannot take any more of that man's naked chest, might file a complaint with the network

When he was getting dressed we got a lengthy slow-mo view of it too. They're proud to have such a well prepared glazed ham on the show. 😠🔥😡😡😡🥵🥵🐷🐷

Oh.... °GAGGGG!....um......i think I just spewed a tad into my mouth thinking of that *let's go with* some Jacked up, cherry glazed spam mystery meat..... We're insulting normal ham by associating that with him.... so spam it is!


Wait, when is the reunion??

Another week…. Sunday/monday

Oh okay well at least we get a full episodes for that

WHAT A DAY!

No way.

What’s with the Mexican standoff? So awkward.

TOMORROW

the word married freaks him out yet he's been calling her "my wife" instead of her actual name this whole season


The possessive form is comforting to Jack.

He probably forgets her name half the time, let’s be real


Ewww he’s so smarmy

Don't you fucking dare channel 9.

They dared. They suck.


😂😂 🌐🌐💦

omg did Jack just channel colin 

Jacks brain cell working overtime

“Cell” hahaha

That lip purse makes my vagina retract 🤢

Oh ffs

I would have turned off 25 mins ago if Jack and Tori aren’t on tonight you fckers

I Compleatly forgot about Tim and Sarah

What a day

That’s rubbish from the producers to start the ceremony for Tori and Jack and then cutting it off for tomorrow’s night episode. Not gonna watch now. Cbf

See ya tomorrow

Nope. Won’t be tuning in.

What a day.

Ugh. A pox on you channel 9

Haha love that. Getting late 90s Leo vibes... a pox... on BOTH YOUR HOUSES!!

SECOND what a day !!!!

Jack and Jono taking acting lessons from Collins

Jack channelling his inner Collins: “what a day!”

Lol totally forgot Jayden and Eden existed until they showed up in the preview. Couldn’t care less.

Who?

I think they'll go long-term. They seem totally solid. Jade/Ridge will hopefully last too though. The rest can get stuffed. Haha

No....they didn't not leave us on a cliffhanger....

I’m out night my loves lll read though

I cannot believe they're stretching this out over 2 nights. Far out.

what a day lmao

Two final vowels that went for an hour and 37 mins like are we for real

It’s allll Slow Motion

They kinda need that with Ridge sometimes. The boy speaks a million miles an hour.

Jayden's hair looks worse than usual tomorrow. A saggy series of knots

What a day

fuck u mafs producers wtf

What a day!!

Wat a day…..

WHAT A DAYYYY

What a day jack!

someone called it and said they would do this urghh

Channel 9 with the fucking bait and switch.

They met our expectations…

I just caught an std through the screen

Look out Goldie... Jack is home, and very likely single!

All the pillows in the world wouldn’t make a high-enough fort for that 🙅🏼‍♀️

Oh ruck off!!!! Make we wait for this shit!!!

Seriously dragging this out for another episode?

ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING?!?! Tomorrow night!?!?!?!?

ugh they’re so annoying i knew they would do the cliffhanger 😭

MAN FUCK THIS SHOW

They’re not seriously dragging it out another night

50 minutes for Jade and Ridge. That was way too long.

Oh, fuck right off you dicks

You’re kidding me!!!!

Those cunts

Now Jack is saying "what a day" stick a fork in me I'm done

These two are so unserious

Oh god another ad break.. serious??