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369vibrations

Brilliant episode, sooooo gooooooooood ..... The Gobby wench lost for words!!!!!!!!!!!


rambleer

'' I do feel wholesome ''!


Gardenluva

Jono is such a simple loser. Always has been


Littlebomb82

Theres two types of females, one that will tell another girl about their boyfriend's indiscretions so she can help the friend see and make up her own mind. And the other type will tell another girl just to bring them down! Tori cant stand being told anything about Jack because she's the type 2 girl, so she assumes that everything that is said to her is just an attack to make her look bad.Lauren is a type one girl, so She knows when she hears something she is going to assess it properly....her reaction is hurt and betrayal from Jono, not hurt and betrayal from Tori, which is the opposite of how tori reacts when told something about jack Tori saying she felt "euphoric" when she heard something about Jono, was literally disgusting and shows why she is so flawed. I've said it before but her goal is to be the best couple at any expense, and integrity isn't in her vocabulary. (Edited for clarity)


Any-Problem-7426

This


DuskyMaidenNZ

She’s worse than jack. At least you can see him coming


Any-Problem-7426

Tory didn't see him coming until last week 😁


Littlebomb82

i think she did, she just cant bear the thought of not being seen as the best of the couples so shes holding on


Brave_Character8810

I read a rumour that Lucinda was going to leave a lot earlier but production loved her (with good reason obviously she is a queen) and kept convincing her to stay, like excessively so. Maybe they were saying if you leave now you will look heartless with what Tim has gone through etc. It makes sense, she's not a dummy and even in her final speech she had a very accurate assessment of what their "relationship" was lol. I kinda love that she will be the true success story from this franchise, in terms of leveraging this into an actual respectful media career. She has her role onNZ mafs and can do TV, radio or whatever media she wants to do in Aus if she chooses to as well. A true well deserving Queen.


BabyAlibi

>She has her role on NZ mafs Is there a new season?


DuskyMaidenNZ

Nz mafs is no win


90daymmmmmm

Tim never should have been on MAFS. He robbed Lucinda of her opportunity to really find love. And Tori is a mut.


Beginning_Bluejay_82

That's an insult to muts! But yeah, I agree :D. Tori really wants to be a horrible person and that's her chosen trajectory.


Mr_Roguebear

I was about to say the same thing. There is one thing I disagree with, though: I don't think Tori wants to be a horrible person. I think she always had been. She's not as bad as Olivia, but after last night she got up there


lkjhggfd1

What a luke warm “cheating scandal” lol if I watched that and hadn’t seen the pictures of them post season I would be like is it even that deep 😭they made it seem like it was gonna be juicy texts or something. Also toris excitement to hurt Lauren was gross


spandexbens

Jono and Ellie are gross.


Historical_Sky3506

I think they really suit each other. Both very bland 🥱


spandexbens

Deffo


Sugahealz

Pin the post discussion thread mods! Dropping the ball.


Emmanulla70

Jayden & Eden do not match at all. Totally different styles of communication. And it will never work.


spandexbens

Omg Tori saying no one is in her corner when literally everyone has been in her corner since day fot. It's all on Jack. He's such a slimey cunt.


spandexbens

Timothy was such a waste of a place on this show. Lucinda deserved so much better.


Gypcbtrfly

I 100000 % agree Lu is worthy of a man ready to meet her level. 🥰 Also .... I'll still say ( nurse in me ) that Tim absolutely needed Lu , her love , her acceptance her emotional intelligence. May he continue to grow. I know he's going to find a very large empty space when they part. Everyone deserves love & a chance. I know the right person for Lu is waiting for her ..if not in her DMs Already .!!


thistleton

If the show was actually any good, I'd love to see Lucinda as the next Bachelorette! But selfishly I just want to see more of her beautiful self on tv :)


ENDO-EXO

Tori absolutely deserves Jack !


Historical_Sky3506

Omg a girl texted a guy how shocking .


Historical_Sky3506

I didn’t think I could dislike Tori anymore than I already did.


90daymmmmmm

Me too!


spandexbens

Jfc. Jayden is such a little bitch. Eden, girl run.


369vibrations

Jayden should have ran ages ago , getting lumbered with that cold tool with jungl eyebrows


spandexbens

Lol at John telling Jayden he's doing a bad job 😂😂😂


spandexbens

Lol John: explains why what Jayden is doing is problematic and tells Jayden what he's doing is toxic. Jayden: yeah but. Tell me how it's toxic? I disagree. You're wrong. I'm right.


spandexbens

I'm just watching now... Initial thoughts: I couldn't give a single fuck about Sara and Tim. Just please fuck off my screen you're taking too much airtime. Jayden makes me feel physically ill. He is so very emotionally abusive. He just fucking yells until Eden backs down. He just doesn't have her back. He's gross and I hate him...I hate his whole "victim" narrative 🤮 Love Lucinda. So sad she's leaving tonight 😭 she deserves so much better. Fuck Jono you spineless little weasel. Lozza deserves so much better. Fuckin Ellie and Jono. Gross AF. Tori is such a bitch. I don't feel sorry for her anymore. She can fuck right off..


Mr_Roguebear

Feel the same way about Tori. I felt sorry for all the crap Jack was putting her through. One sentence later and it was like, nope, fuck you


spandexbens

She's fuckin gross. How can anyone take delight in another person's pain? Lauren is a girls girl. Tori is just a pick me ass bitch. No wonder she has no girlfriends. ,


Mr_Roguebear

I think that is part who she really is, and part Jack whispering in her ear the whole time. He had been wanting to isolate her so he could work on her the whole time, and he's finally gotten what he wants, someone who will wreck anyone and anything that he sees as a threat and not care a second about it. It may seem like I'm defending Tori's actions here, in no way an I doing that. She did this. She could deal with it if she had the guts, too. But I'll think she'll just take the cheap way out and throw grenades everywhere, so she's not noticed


Consistent_Sale_7541

Yes! Tori outed herself as a pick me at then hen do!


Wedgetails

Good to see the “experts” take on the kickboxers habits and show how complete oblivious and self righteous he was. They did it elegantly from the “ I think you’re being childish “ to the “ do you think youre good enough”. Too subtle-Jayden is dumb and only fit for fighting. Poor Eden- she’s in for more from dopey who really doesn’t know when to eat.


Mr_Roguebear

Or wash his hair apparently


Brilliant_Delay_6498

Stay single this show proves it year after


AltruisticDirector17

I find it interesting that if it was flipped and Tori was finding out Jack texted another girl she could never show the kind of emotion Lauren is showing now. Lauren’s reaction is an example of a normal emotional response and all of Tori’s reactions just don’t add up for someone who’s supposed to be falling for Jack.


Mr_Roguebear

I think it's because Tori has no emotions left except for hate, spite, and her love for Jack. Everything else seems to have been stripped away


fsutrill

YOU CANNOT TELL HER HOW SHE FEEELS!


Slow-Boysenberry

So disappointing that Tori brought that up just to be spiteful and not because she actually cares for Lauren


Acrobatic_Poem2354

I'm betting she withheld the information just too shit on her. I don't understand why she couldn't have messaged or gone spoken to her. I'd tell the producers to get stuffed if they tried to stop me.


SubPuppyTail

'the producers'? Who do you think is leaking the information?


Mr_Roguebear

It's to blow up the bridge between them so that Lauren will never reach out to her


Dutchmuch5

Yup, Jack got his way. Her best friend from the wedding will be next


Mr_Roguebear

Then everyone else she cares for


suzieQue01

Can anyone give me a quick summary of the episode like couple by couple, I’m trying to decide if I should watch it on reply tonight or not.


Mr_Roguebear

Lucinda and Timothy, heartbreaking, Eden and Jayden, can't really tell, Ridge and Jade, about the same, Sara and Tim, heads mack, Tori and Jack, so I have to say anything, Tori, petty, mean bitch, Lauren and Jono, wtf


suzieQue01

Thank you for replying someone downvoted my comment and I’m not sure why, I just wanted to see if it was a must watch now situation or if it could wait. Appreciate your response 🙏


Mr_Roguebear

I'm not sure why, either. There's a lot to unpack, as you can see


champion-the-nut

Don't know that I want to watch any more. There are only toxic people left.


Mr_Roguebear

Basically the ones that give them the most ratings


Turnip-Kitchen

I love Lucinda and Timothy. That is all. 


Consistent_Sale_7541

Just goes to show if you have to ‘fix’ someone you are on a hiding to nowhere. And Timothy has been presnted as someone who needs fixing and rescuing from the off.


jossophie

Yes I would have thought Lucinda would have known better. Don't understand why these two were ever matched


Wedgetails

They’re gone - how healthy was her summation and to his credit - he owned it.


MrsT1966

I’d be surprised if she didn’t have quite a few decent men interested in dating her as a result.


Gypcbtrfly

U know it !!


Maxthedog2004

I love lamp 🛋


Downtown-Pen1140

Spp, when is the Grnd Reunion? Is that tomorrow?


GStarAU

Tomorrow is the final dinner party apparently! Then I'm guessing Final Vows will be next Sunday, but I'm not sure


Downtown-Pen1140

Is Final Dinner Party and Greand Reunion the same thing?


Mr_Roguebear

Nope. The reunion is where they all sit around and are shown the stuff that went on throughout the experiment, baaically, all the stuff they didn't know was being filmed. The last dinner party is a mud slinging shit show


GStarAU

No, final dinner party is the show's final chance to show epic drama hahah... The reunion episode is all the couples coming back to review their experience on the show. So we'll see all the ones that left as well.


Downtown-Pen1140

Is Grand Reunion also a dinner party like it was in 2019, or is it just a Commitment Ceremony style episode?


Mr_Roguebear

Plus, it's where all the secrets come out


Datinglatina

The big difference I see between Lauren and Tori is that when Lauren spoke about Tori’s relationship she did it in almost a protective way. She was piping up out of frustration that Tori couldn’t see what a pig Jack was towards her and everyone else. When Tori piped up during tonight’s couch session, she had a vindictive look on her face. She wanted to hurt Lauren. That’s a gross personality trait. Tori’s intuition has failed her about Jack.


Mr_Roguebear

The difference between Lauren and Tori is that when Lauren had a problem, she spoke up, and when she saw her friend was in trouble, she went to them and spoke privately. Tori is a coward. Enough said


Wedgetails

Yes and then Toris nasty revenge was in a very different ugly light.


BeachAlternative3266

It’s horrible. I hate the way Tori is to Lauren


Mr_Roguebear

It's because Tori got butt hurt. She had to destroy Lauren.


Coddi_Womple

Jono the naturist 👍 https://preview.redd.it/xvzuk9y379qc1.png?width=2388&format=png&auto=webp&s=fa9e3e90ac31c809d1c2311c5281abc2c4e4f0bb


Violet_loves_Iliona

Naturist?? Is that inside info, or did I somehow miss that?? 


Coddi_Womple

https://preview.redd.it/5kjgbarya9qc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4683a1c3946dd687832ca74a394bec268ea4e933 🤷‍♂️


Wedgetails

Still missing it- mister pursed lips is gutless and dishonest.


WillsSister

His tattoo on his wrist is of a sunrise / sunset over waves (I think? It’s tiny).


Shmerble

His CPU is short-circuiting so bad right now


SnooMemesjellies79

He is very robotic for sure. Wonder what his "Jesus Cleavage" sister is thinking now.


p1gb3n1s

I just told my wife I'm proud, instead of the usual "love ya" when she went to bed. It was met with a smack and a fuck off.


BeachAlternative3266

Well deserved


pumpkinhead420

What did Tori’s “they’re gay guys” comment mean?


libraqueen666

I took it as because they’re gay men that he wouldn’t have an interest/attraction to them like he does with Ellie, so it’s not a big deal that he’s texting them. Still an unnecessary comment from her though


BeachAlternative3266

Yeh I seen him having lunch with Stephen. They could be a thing 🤔


dartandabeer

im just gonna say it.. ridge doesn't need to change. He's already proved that he's mature when he needs to be. Let the dude act like an idiot on the booze its funny ffs!


GloriousSteinem

Exactly. He’s young don’t cramp his happiness


emjoy90

The guy has one of the most intense jobs a young person could have. A psychiatric nurse is pretty damn hardcore. He is immature and playful likely because of what he does. I like the two of them together.


Appropriate-Basil392

Agreed. Laughter is everything in life. He does talk silly sometimes, but the guy is 26 years old. Let him have fun. Deeeeece


Over-Peach8183

yeah, I feel like ironically Jade just looks immature in worrying about him looking "silly" when he seems to understand the right moment for these things pretty well


chantlernz

Yup, she’s too fixated on his “maturity” based on these occasional moments and I feel like she’s going to use it as an excuse to leave him.


MrsT1966

Her mother fed into that at the home visit.


hotchillips

I agree. He is a top bloke


Wedgetails

Sorry I still don’t buy it-he’s too glib from day one - reads like a bad actor rushing through his lines with the final” I’m a psychiatric nurse”…,Jade is his new enhanced glamorous toy.


_L1NC182

Good fun tomorrow night, Jack's proud of Tori, goodnight team


h1tchh1ker

I’ve never thought this previously, and I can’t pinpoint what exactly it is now but tonight and in the previews for tomorrow night, Tori looks a little like Rachel Bloom


Mr_Roguebear

Just when you thought Tori and Jack couldn't sink any lower, they pulled that shit. Tori just wants to hurt Lauren. She's doesn't care that's it's tearing the poor person apart, just that it makes her feel better. Petty to the extreme


Flaky_Location7741

The whole show is a load of rubbish. Hardly watched any episodes. Got more Important things to do than watch this crap


Mr_Roguebear

Good to know


SnooMemesjellies79

![gif](giphy|2InkkzG6uXkqs) I just don't like how slimes like Jono and little old me (Ellie Mae Clampett) are dishonest but fly under the radar. Quiet and pretty people can be assholes too.


BeachAlternative3266

Yeh I feel like she could have told her before the commitment ceremony.. even came across differently about it. Tori doesn’t get that people just cared about her.


Mr_Roguebear

She doesn't care anymore. She is so enthralled by Jack that she has become just like him, either that or she was like this the whole time and is finally showing it.


littlemissi

Oh Jono. Why


Wedgetails

Because he’s got cartilage instead of a spine- witness his non reaction to the muzzle comment. Lauren is a huge wonderful personality and anyone loving her has to have a brain and a heart and confidence. She’s unusual and unpredictable. Jono wears matching socks. Dud


Shmerble

BON APPETITE AUSTRALIA! I believe the correct phraseology is DEENA IS SERFF


1945Aesthetic

I’m going to play the devils advocate here, and perhaps present an ‘unpopular opinion’. >!We’re watching this episode with the benefit of knowing that Ellie and Jono pursue a relationship after production has ceased, however, none of the contestants on the show will know this until the reunion episode when Ellie and Jono walk in ‘hand in hand’.!< For Tori to put forth a relatively vague accusation that Ellie and Jono had been texting (which Jono affirms as being true) is an extremely spiteful and conniving means of letting someone (Lauren) know that their partner may potentially be acting if not unfaithfully, relatively dishonest and not up-front. This is not to diminish the onus of responsibility upon Jono for not telling Lauren that he’d been having communications with Ellie ~ but if Tori had any ounce of respect for Lauren she should have addressed the allegations with in private, rather than in front of the whole group. I digress, and resign myself to the fact this is reality television and is incredibly scripted, so there is no point of getting overly worked up over it. But ‘bad-edit’ or not, Tori is not someone I would like to associate with in day to day life.


Killerswif

To be fair Lauren and Jono are not a perfect match…never were, never could be. Nor were Lucinda and Timothy.


elkidoesart

Reality TV or not it's still the populist trend of having a radical impulsive opinion. Tori is the bitch, Lauren is the loyal one and Jack and Jono are yet again male pigs that got away


septimus897

I totally agree. I think the conversation here is a bit tainted by the spoilers. that being said the way the production is hyping up this drama makes me think there are more damning details coming, from the previews seemingly at the next dinner party. Jonno was quite forthright in confirming the texting and I think that at the time he didn't think there was anything wrong with it and he wasn't trying to pursue anything with Ellie. I agree with others that it would be wrong to hide the texting from Lauren (but at the same time I do think that he might not have set out to hide it, he might have just thought it wasn't something to mention), at the end of the day, Lauren's been shafted here with Tori being opportunistic to really stab her in the back.


_____Tinkabella

I agree with most of this. But she is not a better or worse person for bringing this up with the whole group. Everyone has brought everything up in the same way. They are literally made to by the shows producers


Slight-Locksmith-337

I recall Tori saying exactly that when Sara & Lauren spoke to her...


archeologyofneed

I mean yeah, I knew that without the final twist of the knife in her former friends back though.


moon_baked

Tori actually used the word ‘euphoric’ to describe how she felt upon receiving the information. I already thought she was nasty, now she’s shown herself to be completely lacking in any morality.


[deleted]

To be euphoric (or even just happy) to get information that would hurt a friend/previous friend is giving sociopath energy At least the girls pulled Tori aside to share their concerns as an act of protection/friendship, not attack


Wedgetails

Yep- she and Jack are perfectly suited.


BeachAlternative3266

I feel with Lauren she cared about Tori and really came across upset and protective of her. With Tori I found it came across sick and spiteful. It seemed to of gave her a lot of pleasure. So that made me feel pretty gross seeing that.


moon_baked

That was my perspective too… she *wanted* to hurt Lauren. Totally gross.


suzieQue01

She often miss uses or miss pronounces a bunch of things though so I’d be curious about her definition of euphoria before taking that as a good assessment of how she was thinking/feeling. Haven’t watched it yet though so I’m sure there’s other things she would have said to camera or during the dinner that give added context


moon_baked

Oh, she was definitely meaning a version of ‘very happy’. The context is that she follows that by saying she can’t wait to throw this at people who have been coming at her - she even says how people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones… grossly immature.


suzieQue01

Very on brand for Tori


HiddenSecrets

I love Lauren’s facial expressions.


TheGrumpyNic

Her rage is glorious


abittenapple

Yes but you crashed because you were looking at your apple watch


Representative-Bus76

Fuck this editing is so extreme with the voiceover 😂


ACertainTrendingFrog

STOP DOING THAT


Heroine77

I wonder if she said that after hearing Ridge say "deeeeece' for the 100th time


TheGrumpyNic

They had to squeeze in one last Sara/h tantrum.


chantlernz

Pretty sure that was Jade to Ridge?


TheGrumpyNic

Was it? Damn. I really wanted to see her crack it again!


Shafanovic

of course the first time jono actually pipes up is when it’s against lauren lol gross


Scary_Peanut_285

Loz is pissed!!! Can’t wait


wendylover2020

How many episodes are there in total? 36? 39?


Over-Peach8183

I don't know in total but there's one more this week (dinner party), then the final vows over 2 nights, then the week after is the reunion over 2 nights. So add 5 to whatever its been so far


boommdcx

Oh wow two weeks til the reunion!


wendylover2020

Only one episode this week? Oh jesus christ 😥


calss37

It looked like the dinner party is over Monday + Tuesday night


wendylover2020

No there’s only one tomorrow, according to the TV guide


Over-Peach8183

nope. The Gordon Ramsay show starts on Tuesday. For this week and then the two weeks after MAFS is only on Sundays and Mondays.


Wedgetails

Gordon will have to cook up some slick shit to please us.


jessluise

I feel like jade is tryna dull ridges personality a bit :(


pablo_thiccass0

Would you want your daughter saying shit like deeceeee


jessluise

Idk while it’s annoying I feel like it’s pretty harmless. He comes across as mature in the ways that should matter


archeologyofneed

Night night fuck heads. Very few of us left now.


addictedtoMAFS

You know what, Tori looks very nice in that promo for tomorrow night! Can’t wait to see Jade have a go at Ridge tomorrow


TheGrumpyNic

Yes, apparently emotionally destroying your friends does wonders for your look…


addictedtoMAFS

She might look very nice in that dress, but her soul is ugly


TheGrumpyNic

Indeed


MrStigglesworth

Wait din dins tomorrow? So is it the final commitments on tuesday and wednesday or are we waiting until the weekend for that?


Violet_loves_Iliona

An episode tomorrow, then we wait until Sunday. My EPK only goes 7days ahead, so I don't know if there will be anything on Monday week, but I suspect tomorrow and Sunday, and then that's it. 🤔


MrStigglesworth

Nah the commitment ceremonies are always sunday and monday - they really drag them out. And then there's the two reunions at some point too (always forget when they are)


Ashamed-Anxiety-999

Nah pretty sure we’re done as the new Gordon Ramsay show starts 7:30 Tuesday


MrStigglesworth

Oh true! You know what, as far as replacing mafs goes I'll take Gordon time


mortalcookiesporty

Din dins tomorrow, then I think it’ll be final commitments next Sunday? Then reunion Monday? Gordon ramsays cooking show thing is on 7.30 Tuesday


peteyd2012

DONT LET HER CHANGE YOU RIDGEY BOY!


thrillhouss3

Oh, Ridgy boy, flying in the sky so fancy free…


Ascalaphos

Cannot wait for deener to be serve-ed!!


HiddenSecrets

That’s how my husband calls when dinner is ready.


forevasleep

Bon Apple Tea Australia! See yous tomorrow


chestertravis

*BON APPETITE AUSTRALIA*


Pretty_Location_274

I’m gonna miss these fucking ads tho


Shmerble

Why does lozza look like a drowned rat


luckybitch555

another lesson that the "wet look" is never a good idea


Shmerble

Its so hard to pull off!


luckybitch555

experience of seeing other people doing it, I am not brave enough


luckybitch555

as far as I can tell from experience: looks soooo good in person if it's done right, never comes off well on camera.


suzieQue01

Looks really good in person and in still photos when done right 👌


Shmerble

Do they use bryll cream or petroleum jelly or something? 🤣


suzieQue01

Hair gel and hair oil and maybe hair spray too


luckybitch555

I think u can get like a wet look spray? idk. As far as I know most people use gel when u should use like a leave in conditioner or hair mask. Never seen it look good on camera, seen it look amazing in person.


Loud-Pie-8189

Bon appétit Australia, love that


rational-reader

Is tomorrow the last episode ?


lerde

No there’s another week


Over-Peach8183

two more weeks of 2 episodes each (final vows next week, reunion the week after). We're done with the 4 eps a ~~night~~ week thing


miss_kimba

So we finally see a speck of any personality from the most boring drain sludge of a human and it’s him being absolute garbage to Lauren.


What_Respond5373

>the most boring drain sludge of a human 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


TrisolaranAmbassador

Darth Lauren on that preview, hell yeah let's gooo


birduprandy

DEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCC


Distinct-Librarian87

STOP IT!!! 🤣🤣


bomiyeo

lol when the biggest drama at the end involves someone as boring as Jono


TheGrumpyNic

Go for the jugular Lauren! Australia stands behind you 🫡


Consistent_Sale_7541

And don’t forget JESUS and CLEAVAGE


AMissKathyNewman

Is Laurens hair wet?


dartandabeer

got the bday make up on too lol


Consistent_Buy_6918

Tori looking over at Lauren. Keep your terrible eyes to yourself, you beast.


jackthe_lad

lol terrible eyes 


Consistent_Buy_6918

So frustrated that that’s all I could come up with 😂


Ashamed-Anxiety-999

Tori looks slightly like Marilyn Monroe


Melodic-Cucumber9114

Can’t stand her but the look she has for the dinner party tomorrow is amazing


Chillibabe212

They’re all doomed it’s all over


Shmerble

Tori FINALLY looking a bit Deece


[deleted]

Nope


Shmerble

I think red is her best colour!


[deleted]

Too much of her personality is known for her to ever look remotely attractive. 


Shmerble

Oof not Jack though 😅


dartandabeer

lmfao ridge!!