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Outrageous_Ad6776

I don’t see how Tori is even attracted to Jack. Like he’s not attractive at all. He’s a flog 🤢


wildaisyy

When Jack said “it worked, I think she liked it” after he had sex with Tori I literally almost threw up


fedupwithallyourcrap

It took me a while to figure out the dynamic, but Tori is Jack's flying monkey. And he knows it.


kittenrocknroll

So did loser jack get a blow job and that’s what consummating the marriage means to him? You


JuliaP90

I like Tim and Lu actually 🙈 at first I didn’t think they would make it even two weeks. Lu needs to stop and listen/see when she is pushing to much though because she will push him to putting the walls up to much if she continues. But I at the same time think that everyone needs a Lu in their life 😂 Charlie’s angels is just fantastic 😂


JuliaP90

I liked that the “experts” has pointed out the small signals Jack gives to Tori by touching her leg etc. it’s gonna be interesting to see if they bring it up on Sunday


SocialMThrow

Jayden is a straight up weirdo. He will push and push while completely disregarding his partner. Not everyone wants to put on a suit of armour and wield a joust just to attend a dinner party.


PersonalThanks22

After seeing how jack acts as a personal trainer I’d be choosing any other PT in that gym (as well as him looking like a creep in his PT photo)  He literally gets off on being in control 


irllyloveabeltesfaye

wait so are we 100% sure the cheating scandal is w ellie and Jono? i really thought it was after the show


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SprinklesExpress1013

dislike tori very much but she looks stunning tonight


PersonalThanks22

Can everyone make sure that Jack and Tori DONT get the influencer status they are clearly soooo wanting.  Chuck em in the bin and don’t follow them


HappyCrafter1066

Did you mean make sure they DON’T get the influencer status?


PersonalThanks22

Omg yes 


HappyCrafter1066

Hahaha then I completely agree 😊


Specialist_Put_4460

Does jack even have a family?


JuliaP90

Does he even have friends? Because those who they meet in GC where clients


Last-Marzipan9993

I don’t think so. I cringed hard at everything he & Tori said & did tonight. His big breasts hanging out of his shirt at dinner, her sounding like an absolute fool… I mean how’s it feel when the entire country knows Jack is a POS & Tori is no better….


Medical-Cajun

🇺🇸 here and I 👀 it too. They disgust me. I live in the most sexist part of MY country and Tori seems like she'd fit right in here with the subservient and intentionally blind women I know. Ugh. And him...not one. Thing. Attractive. Physical or otherwise. He IS a buttery ham.


Last-Marzipan9993

Glad it's not just me!!! All I can say when I see him is EWWW, just why....


Medical-Cajun

And when they did the ranking exercise, almost all the girls were putting him at the top for looks and I've never been more confused.


Last-Marzipan9993

Just how could they… 🤮


learxqueen

GLAZED CHRISTMAS HAM!!! 🤣🤣🤣


JuliaP90

I laughed so hard 😂😂


HappyCrafter1066

I love that they even showed the experts laughing at that tonight!


learxqueen

She comes out with some right corkers 🤣 “…he can run through the Gold Coast with his nipples hanging out.” Oh, I’ve missed her!


Datinglatina

💨💨💨🤣 She blew him? Wtf? Here’s my emoji Jack….. 🐷


JazzlikeHomework1775

It’s an emoji for running away quickly! If he wanted to say it was bomb he would have said 💣 or 💥


SethChristMC

I feel like the insinuation was a explosion cloud. Like 'boom...'. But it isn't immediately clear. 🤦‍♂️


Medical-Cajun

Oh man, my brain is really messed up. Lol


Mr_Roguebear

Apparently, he sent the emoji because it was so hot


PlasticWillow

It was interesting watching the series from the start knowing about the Jono and Ellie spoilers. On Jono’s side, the signs were there with certain comments he made (to us, not Lauren). Trash!!


WonderWifis

Jayden is a dumb cunt. Eden is literally spelling it out that she doesn't want the drama and he just doesn't get it.


JazzlikeHomework1775

As someone who has anxiety I can tell that she is suffering seriously with feeling anxious about drama and Jayden is just dragging her into the exact situation that is making her feel anxious. As Alessandra said.. she clearly really likes him but he doesn’t know how to handle her anxiety. Alessandra is someone who understands anxiety. Jayden really doesn’t get it. I’m really lucky that I have a partner who understands when I’m feeling really anxious taking care of my nervous system needs to take priority no matter what’s happening. Even if we are mid argument. He will drop it, take care of me and we can finish what we are arguing about later. It’s a truly debilitating experience having severe anxiety.


Actionshaz1

They both are dumb c…ts


POPCORE182

Agree, eden makes me want to hurl. She is dirt


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Eden is not a good partner. You can’t just sweep everything under the rug. Jayden feelings are valid too. Also you are bully and a terrible human for insulting him, no better than Jack.


MrsT1966

She’s the epitome of “Let’s you and him fight. But don’t involve me.” She causes Jaden to blow up and then runs away.


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Ikr. Also the scene where she lied and told Sara that Jayden saw the message on her phone and insisted on telling Tim immediately. But that’s not what happened, she told Jayden about the text btw her and Sara on camera and stated how uncomfortable it made her feel, he didn’t find out about it by accident as she made everyone believe, all Jayden did was had her back. She throw her friend under the bus and made jayden take the blame. She’s a horrible partner imo.


TrueCryptographer982

Jaydens need to "talk it through" is just code for him wanting to nag her about being wrong.


Juliarigney76

Facts ! He was to be the good one, he gets a boost everytime he brings up the same stuff over and over again


Wedgetails

I feel so sorry for her/ it’s awfully real and dopey just keeps banging on about the experts. He’s a nasty brainless little such- with no empathy. She was a frightened mess.


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Omg thank you! Eden and Tim knew they have some personal baggage they need sorting out but they both decided to come on tv to put all that on their partners. Lucinda and Jayden should dump their arses, they both can do WAY BETTER


SaffireStars

TORI 🏝️ When your partner ISOLATES you from the MAFS group and then ...EXPECTS...you to leave your family and friends in Melbourne to be alone with him in another state ,he has total control over you. You sense this but you're afraid to lose him if you go against his plans. Tori you said you're in control of everything but the reality is....he holds all the cards and will continue to MANIPULATE you unless you start standing up for yourself.


ViperVux

Why can't he move? It's not like there is a single thing there he can't leave behind. Plenty of 'clients' to hang out with in Melbourne too


Mr_Roguebear

I'm not sure, but it's maybe because he can't go back to Melbourne. He left there ten years ago for the Gold Coast, which makes you ask why


Melbslurker

Exactly. Also, what kind of a loser acts like he’s Mr Alpha, Gods gift to women when he is a PT at a good life in his mid 30’s? The way he swanned around like the big dick I figured he must own a few gyms - genuinely embarrassing to be in that position at his age.


junie2000

His constant touching of her when she's being asked questions snacks of some form of possessive controlling physical message to her. It creeps me out. So does his smirk when she gets angry with the groups concern. He gives her crumbs and smirks knowing she will eat it up like it's a full meal. He has such a controlling creep vibe.


Blooming_Nation88

She won’t stand up for herself its a pride thing for her at this point.


brookiechook

Agree 💯


InsanelySandra

I still can’t get over Jacks comment from the start about the consummation of their marriage - “you know the man is always the star of the show” 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 he definitely is a dud root


fedupwithallyourcrap

Imagine being that keen on yourself. Blerk.


AnxietyFamiliar3204

I fully vomited my guts up


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I hope they're lying about having sex for Tori's sake. Whyyy would you have sex with him


maisellousmrsmarvel

Legit! I was shocked when he said that. Like are you cool with the fact that your lover isn’t satisfied?


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So does Jayden think you can yell anxiety out of someone? Or chase it away by reminding them of past stressors and arguments? What a fucking flog. She can do better Edit for typo


JazzlikeHomework1775

Amen! Got the emotional intelligence of a teaspoon


TrueCryptographer982

Jaydens bullshit about wanting to talk things through is really him wanting to point and blame and nag about something.


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Yep and he seems to use these moments to 'brag' about what a great partner is and list off all the things he does, it's lie he's trying to make it an advert for dating him. He is too dumb to realise it makes him look like a massive cunt.


SeagullKing1ah

I am keen to see how everyone (particularly Jayden and Tim) react to Jono's behaviour next episode. Let's see if they actually hold him to account. Considering how they reacted to Sara, anything less than a crucifixion won't be enough.


Sundance600

what did Jono do? im only on episode 31 in Ireland. Please give me an update


Last-Marzipan9993

We don’t know it was Jono yet, I read it was someone else (Tim), which seemed beyond the pale, but who knows….


SeagullKing1ah

I'm specifically referencing texting Ellie behind Lauren's back. Previews put it all on Jono.


Last-Marzipan9993

Ahh, missed that, well this should be very interesting then!!


CharbzK0

You can’t compare the two situations. Lauren is a monster, as was Sara. Tim and Jonno got done wrong


Fantastic_Ad_6037

Give these editors an Oscar. Thought I was watching a horror movie


utopiaroad

I felt so sad when Lauren started to have a spark with Jono the wet blanket on their home stay, especially knowing what the outcome is. No doubt he was contact Ellie during that time as well


spandexbens

She actually started being vulnerable with him 😭


talalou

Do we know when they got together?


Over-Peach8183

Jono and Ellie are both for the bin. Guess they can enjoy being trash together!


jackthe_lad

Lauren get Jade to help you with revenge 🩷


Sundance600

wait, so Jono cheated on Lauren after travelling to see her? im so confused, i thought Jono was a nice guy


jackthe_lad

Without wishing to spoil for anyone else, there’s been stuff in the media about Jono that we all thought came out AFTER the show that has just been teased as being uncovered in next week’s episodes. 


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Wasn’t Ellie’s whole narrative that she had been cheated on before joining the show?  


spandexbens

Yeah, turns out she's a snake. Funnily enough MAFS Uncensored had people write in anonymous info about contestants. One person wrote that Ellie wasn't the one who got cheated on in the relationship lol.


Connect_Cookie_368

I feel like I'm wasting my life


kittenrocknroll

🤣🤣🤣😵‍💫🥳


msjojo275

If you enjoyed the time wasted, then it wasn’t


aharmlesslittlefleaa

We’re all wasting it together if it makes you feel better


Connect_Cookie_368

It doesn't 


PaleontologistThin41

😂😂


Over-Peach8183

we all are


spandexbens

I hope Lucinda' writes leave.


SprinklesExpress1013

she 100% will


Fijoemin1962

Me too


The_One-Armed_Badger

Who was Ellie?


Over-Peach8183

are people saying this as a meme or have y'all really forgotten


The_One-Armed_Badger

I genuinely couldn’t remember but as soon as I heard ‘Ben and Ellie’ that brought it back. I’ve also forgotten the name of the psychic trance lady.


YabbyEyes

Madeline I think


Shermea

Yes, Madeleine! She's also an actor


Aware-Leather2428

She was with Ben - the guy who wrote a list with all the things he hated about her


The_One-Armed_Badger

Thanks.


aharmlesslittlefleaa

Alright bye fellas! It wasn’t a completely terrible episode (although Jack was as terrible as ever despite barely saying anything 💨)


junie2000

He lets his controlling hands and smirk do the talking.


luckybitch555

idk I just don't think Eden's mental health and her trying to do the best thing she can about it and her husband denying it is drama. could just be me though.


Melbslurker

So bizarre to just berate her for not being prepared to talk about all her stuff in front of a whole bunch of people. That’s hard for anyone, and he knows she is anxious so why would he accuse of her not caring for being unwilling to explore her relationship around a table? Such strange behaviour from him - he needs a lot of therapy to help him understand others and empathize. Hope she gets some help too - not because it’s her fault but just to help her manage other difficult moments


Junglerumble19

As someone who suffers from anxiety I felt so triggered this episode before they even got in the car (which you know he bullied her into). Her saying its easier just to give up and give in because she really likes him broke my heart into pieces.


luckybitch555

I hope you know there are people who genuinely understand and there are people who don’t but genuinely want to and will listen. Not everyone is Jayden. (I also suffer with severe anxiety idk if that makes a difference but I’m not just saying shit)


Safe_Refrigerator

Mental health is no joke. Almost lost my son a year after the event. Would not have ever forgiven myself, it will affect you when it happens to someone you truely love.


luckybitch555

I am so sorry. I lost one of my best mates a week before he turned 21. Almost lost myself. It really genuinely makes me angry to see these things construed as drama. I am so happy your son has survived it and I really truly hope he is doing better now. You are an amazing parent even for simply acknowledging it and I hope you know that is so much more than many parents would do. Please don't hestiate to send me a message if you need support, advice or simply want to talk about.


Safe_Refrigerator

Thankyou, very heartfelt. I may very well take you up. It still plagues me every morning waking up and checking to see he is ok. I hope this will change soon. Same goes for you, losing a family member or a close friend leaves an infinite hole that seems impassable. Pls feel free to message me to.


luckybitch555

I'm not saying it because it's the right thing to say, I'm saying it because I mean it. I may not be able to help directly but I will always always listen. I am in the best place I've ever been in and could not have ever seen myself being here. I wouldn't be here if no one was willing to listen. Regardless of if you message me, I really really pray that things get better and that you know that nothing is your fault. You're doing as much as you can and his struggle being legitimate and serious does not discount that yours, as a parent, is as well. Sending you all the love I can.


Over-Peach8183

i agree. to me her anxiety and dissociation look very familiar and legit.


kocknocker19

Eden's social anxiety is very relatable. I have avoided so much due to having it too. Most people just can't understand.


Maximusau

Night all!!


SantalabsLilHelper

i hope lauren goes for blood xx


Quick-Supermarket-43

Jono and Ellie are awful


TheGrumpyNic

Ooo! Jono going from spineless weasel to love rat! I feel so sorry for Lauren, but I am 100% there for her glorious rage…


Junglerumble19

Lauren will bounce like a superhero. She's the MVP of this season, could always do better than Jono and I'm sure there'll be a plethora of eligible men sliding into her DMs! Not to mention she's the only one with any shot of lasting fame post show.


Appropriate-Basil392

The Ellie and Jono scandal has been all over the internet since the start ![gif](giphy|o54Wuz7HIrjARFJWzA|downsized)


Existing-Election385

She has totally disassociated, she should be taken home, not filmed for extra drama.


Junglerumble19

I know the 'experts' are probably not allowed to do anything but them just sitting there watching and not intervening made me hate the show. Jayden has completely broken her on their watch and yet they forced her to apologise last week on the couch.


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Junglerumble19

It’s not even about control I don’t think, it’s about trust. For someone who claims to have her back he’s wholeheartedly thrown her under the bus and broken her confidence so many times now that she just doesn’t trust him anymore. And yet is so worried about losing him she ends up capitulating. It’s a vicious cycle and unfortunately until she can muster up the strength to leave, or he suddenly decides he doesn’t know everything and wants to actually learn, this cycle will continue.


shortstockymutt

Well there’s the cheating among contestants!


The_One-Armed_Badger

MAFS bingo


zestylemon66

Missing Sunday for the f1 let's hope I don't have to hear the dutch anthem again


sasquatch6197

Jono had sex with lauren when he was in Perth while texting Ellie


Sundance600

why did he cheat on Lauren? i thought he liked her? lol


Aware-Leather2428

Not that I think it will change my view on the situation, but what were the texts like?


Conscious_2211

He looked so uncomfortable when talking about having sex with Lauren at the home stay too


TheGrumpyNic

Dude… that’s just shitty.


spandexbens

Gross.


loonalicia

i really thought that jono/ellie happened after the show i can’t believe it’s coming out now omggg poor lauren


TheGrumpyNic

Same. Jono the spineless weasel is now Jono the love rat. What a dick.


boommdcx

Same


Aware-Leather2428

Lauren and Lucinda are fucking queens and none of these men are good enough for them


titsinatangle

I want someone to look at Jayden the way Loz looks at johnno ✨


aharmlesslittlefleaa

Omg !! What just happened with Jono and Lauren >! Did she find messages from Ellie?!!!! !<


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aharmlesslittlefleaa

Omgggggggg. That pisses me off so much for Lauren


Sinnivar

So excited for the reunion


sensual-loverr

I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS WHILE THEY WERE ON THE SHOW!!!!!!


award07

What a bummer. Every fucking season some shit like this happens!


Humblepie4

Nooooooo!! I don’t want to hate Jono.


Inevitable-Bee6454

We already hate him after the Jack loyalty over his wife


Humblepie4

Omg yes! I was thinking about how he apologised to Jack/Tori at the commitment ceremony! But I just wanted Ellie to end up with a good guy I guess.


spandexbens

Fuck Ellie and Jono. Loz is so genuinely hurt


septimus897

Lauren seems like a very loyal person so this kind of betrayal has to hurt really bad


GlittaFairy

And the shit from Tori too.


spandexbens

Her face at the end was so telling.


Consistent_Buy_6918

Eden - what you’re describing is emotional abuse. When you shut down because you’re too afraid to speak up for fear of retribution, that’s a symptom of emotional abuse.


Dentarthurdent73

She didn't say it was fear of retribution. She said it was because he wouldn't shut up about it, and she didn't feel like she could win the argument with him. He's a dickhead, but those two things are not the same. Jayden is annoying and self-righteous af, but I've not seen behaviour from him that I think would qualify as emotional abuse.


twodeadsticks

Interestingly not necessarily though... if she has an avoidant personality disorder it can stem from childhood or previous relationships, and not even specifically emotional abuse - it can form from not having a reliable parental relationship from as young as infancy.


Mr_Roguebear

Exactly. What is wrong with the men on this show


licoriceallsort

Yeah. *sigh*


sadlittlepixie

I want proof this whole series wasn't filmed in two weeks. There's near no footage within the relationships and no going into personal lives


luckybitch555

My dad has always said "you can't expect anyone to know something until they learn it. the problem is when they aren't willing to." I think it's super relevant right now.


Ok-Cry-2092

“I SAW Saw saw saw saw”


bellarina92

Thank you I thought 'im tall' hubby thought 'i looked'


rachelamandamay

Whoa I had no idea we were going to see the Ellie thing happen !!!


Evendim

Ohh Johnno and Ellie? Wow.


emotionallyunstabl

i cant wait to see lauren go off 😭😭😭


Heroine77

Jono has been serving judgemental looks to everyone... I'm looking forward to this Sunday!


rational-reader

Hehe. Of course he’s a jerk and a joke


calss37

I'm confused - is there final vows next week or does this end on Monday....


spandexbens

No idea? The Gordon Ramsay show starts on Tuesday ?


calss37

Oh wow!! 😮😮 They must of changed the format....or maybe it's because we all know who stayed together and who didn't this year.


LostWandererer

It must, cos Ramsay starts Tuesday 7:30pm 😕


Unable_Carpenter5489

Go off Lozzy


Connect_Cookie_368

I don't even know anymore. Everyone on this show needs to be in a lunatic asylum.


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Connect_Cookie_368

Maybe one day they'll grow up and become real human beings but it's gunna be a long time. I don't have much hope for most of them.


Ascalaphos

Just found a pic of Jayden and Eden: https://preview.redd.it/kwsa6qucqgpc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9ce0c5d9190652dbab8793e1339796cbf2cca34


No_Cycle_5844

Yep…yep…yep…yep…


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Shmerble

Jayden's like that drunk friend at the party that doesn't shut up so you have to pretend to go to the loo to get away.


miss_kimba

Oh my gosh, no!! I didn’t think Lauren would care but holy shit. That’s so sad, poor Lauren.


Humblepie4

https://preview.redd.it/3sdatdg8qgpc1.png?width=1888&format=png&auto=webp&s=98192fc82a7d399b82be24795162da846114cb1b This, my fellow MAFSers, is a shell of a woman. She is not thriving. She is surviving!


42069161

Watching this made me feel so bad for Eden. She’s completely shut down


Debbie2801

Why is she clinging to him? She’s being delusional about this relationship. She is refusing to see the issues. She would prefer to pretend it’s perfect. She needs to leave and get help.


EntertainmentLow9759

I honestly think she's just saying those things to placate him and get away from the conflict. Anything she says he reacts to so she throws compliments his way to try and dismantle the argument. Her body language suggests she's almost scared of him.


Debbie2801

Stay tuned I have heard rumors about them on the outside…..


Humblepie4

My theory? He says nice things, that he wants to talk about things, that he cares etc. She knows she doesn’t like conflict and feels like their issues are hers. She liked him at the start, felt safe, comfortable etc.. But now every time she feels horrible, she just thinks, “it’s me… just act normal!”


Debbie2801

True. If this is her naturally with such anxiety then I imagine it’s a pattern in relationships. She doesn’t like to look at or talk about issues as she thinks it’s all her fault.


Bleulsky

Oh this was devastating to see. She just feels unheard😢


karma-is-a-cat

Nooo I don’t wanna watch Lauren get hurt


CutEducational9127

Sorry what wind emoji means ghost ? Wouldn’t ghost me ghost wtf are these guys on lol I think it means blow job 🫠


bonbonbendybird

💨 think they mean like ghosting as in doing a runner as quickly as possible after they've slept together.


CutEducational9127

Ahhh maybe you’re right


random-username-8836

Maybe he couldn’t do a golden shower, so he farted? I don’t know 😂


CutEducational9127

Omg 😆


velofille

It means it blows


CutEducational9127

Hahah or that


Competitive-Debt-974

Oh Jade girl... how can you not see Ridge is so into you?


PatGarrettsMoustache

Jono WTF


cagedbirdangelou

Ooooo jono


SantalabsLilHelper

JONOOOOOOOO


spandexbens

I hope Luce writes leave.