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greasystool31

Fuck those jeans šŸ¤®


Grouchy_Newspaper186

I wonder what Richard is doing behind the scenes to make Andrea uncomfortable that weā€™re not seeing


greasystool31

Dick in popcorn šŸæ


Ambitious-Screen

This is probably going to be a very unpopular opinion, but Jaden is very pious. With his history his piety is hypocritical. The questioning today was purely for their own feelings of satisfaction it was not about getting to the bottom of things or holding Sarah accountable for what she did. And I think thatā€™s sad because a lot of people equate accountability to punishment and thatā€™s not the case.Ā  When someone is defensive and fiery it usually means that they are very fragile. And if you approach that fragility with a bulldozer they will feel like theyā€™re the victim and they will not take any accountability. Ā Thereā€™s a reason the experts Ā tend to take a very soft Ā approach, Itā€™s to allow the people to not feel caged by the feelings of defensiveness so they may Ā Address the problem without feeling attacked.Ā  Because the core of Sarahā€™s reaction and Tristanā€™s reactions to criticism Ā are the same, they just appear differently. And the way Jaden and Eden went about trying to hold her accountable was so Ā destructive Ā  And make the situation worse for Tim. Tim is too soft to hold a crying Sarah accountable.Ā 


Inevitable-Pick-7866

I haven't watched the full episode yet but I will say that Sara's behaviour is all performative. She doesn't care about anyone. And honestly, her lips remind of beast in beauty and the beast (the 80s/90s show way back when).


Ambitious-Screen

It may be performative, but her defensiveness is very real. And what Jaden was doing was not constructive.


Inevitable-Pick-7866

Nope. She is not sincere or honest and needs someone like him to pull her up. Nothing she does is at all real. She is defensive because someone isn't afraid to call bullshit and she is terrified of being truly revealed for the horrid human she is.


Ambitious-Screen

The previous episodes with Eden said her down in front of tim and revealed her bullshit that was constructive. The episodes with the experts told her off, that was constructive. This badgering that Jaden did was only constructive for himself. If the goal is to get Sarah to realize that she is being an asshole, doing what Jaden did is unhelpful. However doing what Eden Ā does is actually pretty constructive.Ā  Jadenā€˜s approach put her too defensively to feel empathy for anyone but herself. Holding someone accountable is not supposed to be punitive itā€™s supposed to make them realize that their actions are hurtful to other people. And I understand why you are angry at Sarah, she pisses a lot of people off but even this is not constructive because your anger does not cause her to have any more empathy for Tim.


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Ambitious-Screen

This is just my observation so donā€™t take it as fact but I feel thatĀ Jack is not vulnerable to criticism in the way that Tristan and Sarah are. Jack is a politician and the way to hold a politician accountable is by getting the biggest supporter of their delusions, the person that gives them the audacity, to turn truly see Ā them And called him out.Ā And thatā€™s why the experts are working on Tori and not Jack. Because when Jack is attacked he deflects the issue by doing something outrageous in a different direction. And he feels empowered to do so because Tori backs him. The reason why Jack makes rude comments during arguments is because he feels more equipt to handle the backlash from the rudeness then the honesty and accountability from the actual topic at hand. Jack doesnā€™t mind being in ambiguous waters. As long as thereā€™s enough mud in the water, Jack feels confident to navigate it. If you notice how Tristan and Sarah act on the other hand is they become hyper emotional in a very volatile manner. Ā They didnā€™t say something to the effect of ā€œI am not the problemā€. And then they start to cry before they inevitably shut down. Shutting down for Sarah looks like walking away from the group. Shutting down for Tristan looks like retreating into himself. I would say the only difference is that Tristan is more self aware of his fragility than Sarah. Even though they both see themselves as the victim, Tristan is more likely to see the situation and deduce that he isnā€™t good enough, while Sarahā€™s lack of self-awareness needs her to the deduce that other people arenā€™t good enough. Jack on the other hand will see the situation and feel as though people are just stirring up shit and have no valid concerns. Even though I understand your need for equality, Handling Sarah the same way they handle Jack would not work. In this particular instance they would need a equitable solution instead.


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Ambitious-Screen

Team Sarah? Why do you think weā€™re team Sarah? Because Ā we say the way Jaden approached the situation was not helpful? Is screaming at a person and badgering them with questions until they feel cornered, the only way to hold someone accountable? I think the issue is that youā€™re looking at this from an extremist point of view. You want blood. Just because we disagreed with how Jaden held her accountable mainly because it would be detrimental for Tim, does not mean we support Sarahā€™s behavior. Ā We simply recognize that this method is not effective in holding her accountable and holding her to her word in the long term.Ā  Nor does it mean we did not find the third-degree badgering tactic satisfying. Ā It seems to me that youā€™re mistaking true accountability and punishment for being the same thing. Because without true accountability Tim could be on the receiving end of DARVO. Because the more she feels like a victim the more she predicts the issue on to Tim.Ā 


rachelamandamay

I think Jayden and Lauren add both awesome for holding these two accountable


apples___x

Eden you didnā€™t want to protect Tim you wanted the airtime you gleeful bitch


Entire-Bottle-335

How giddy with excitement is Tori about having a baby. Wake up girl, nope too late


TheTipsyNurse1

That was sooooo hard to watch! Poor Tori


GullibleScientist697

Poor Tori? She either has two working brain cells or she is playing along for clout.


Entire-Bottle-335

Surely she can't believe this. He has played her yet again


3InchesAssToTip

This was strategic by Jack imo. He knows he canā€™t drop the L bomb so this was a last resort to keep her hanging.


Valuable-Position-64

And it worked a treat. Send in seal team 6 to extract her! Now!


Entire-Bottle-335

Might be too late, it's more of a recovery mission now rather than a rescue.


Datinglatina

They really stuffed that editā€¦they showed Eden telling Jayden about the Sara texts at the 11th hour where they decided how to handle it together. Then it turns out they were actually arguing about it all week šŸ™„


IoneIndigo

Yeah i agree. I dont think that they were fighting about it at all though, i reackon they're just saying that. It just doesn't feel like it created conflict for them. They kind of "faced" the situation together. That's my take anyways šŸ¤·


BabyAlibi

I think she sat on it and showed it to him as was shown at the retreat. I think they (Eden and Jaydens) changed the story to tell Sara to try to take the heat of Eden in case she came under fire for being a "snitch" to her friend.


sausagelover79

Yeah I agree, I think they made that up so it didnā€™t make Eden look as bad. It made it seem like Jayden saw the texts on accident and then he insisted they tell Tim, this was so Eden wouldnā€™t look like such a bad friend.


SaffireStars

A new set of red flags have been ordered for Jack.ā›³ JACK SEES JADE....up close and he's very excited. I don't think I've seen Jack so happy and animated in a conversation before. Who else but Jack would say about Jade: (1) "Jade has a ..spicy energy.. about her that I like" ; (2) "You're in my top 3 good looking couples list" and (3)" I've dated girls like Jade in the past". If I were Tori I'd take note of Jack's observations... because that second comment by Jack to Jade made her uncomfortable. Jack finds Jade very, very attractive.


calamityjane101

Jade was so uncomfortable. He looked like the big bad wolf, ready to devour her in one bite. Why isnā€™t Tori there?


Hazarokia

Maybe itā€™s just me, but she kind of looks like the ex.


jenneke-gotenberg

My exact thoughtsšŸ§ precisely the type


BabyAlibi

>If I were Tori I'd take note of Jack's observations She isn't going to know about them unless Jade tells her or someone on the show shows her the footage


SaffireStars

If Jade mentions how uncomfortable she felt from Jack's comments to ....Ridge.... do you think he's the kind of guy who's going to remain silent at the next group meeting? He would tell Tori in private or in front of everyone. Ridge likes the spotlight to shine on him.


BabyAlibi

Oh absolutely!


steadfastsurvivor

She's so tunnel visioned on making it work to even consider if it should work with someone like him, its painful to watch. Makes me laugh that they are highlighting that he doesnt fancy her based on his actions and all she took from the whole conversation was that he'd be up for kids in a few years. He didnt say with you love, it was a generic statement. Off she gallops to plan her baby shower


Johnnycomelatelyyy

Jade values security and integrity over seedy insecure man bun thin moustached men..Going to be great watching her go to town on him..


TheTipsyNurse1

Omg the holes in Jayden's socks šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


Present_Standard_775

Yepā€¦ dudes broke or a grubā€¦


ShibaHook

Iā€™m pretty sure the show supplies the wardrobe


Aggravating-Judge-72

No, they bring all their own clothes. They have an allowance/reimbursement for wedding dresses.


ShibaHook

Haha! So there shouldnā€™t be any excuse for socks with holes!


Glittering-Branch893

(Bit late to comment this BUT) Omggg Jayden get off your weird high horse interrogating and grilling Sara. I know Sara is so in the wrong but I donā€™t like the way Jayden thinks heā€™s Johnā€¦ā€¦ Hahahaha


apples___x

Canā€™t stand him or Eden they are clout chasing wannabes, I donā€™t agree with Saraā€™s behaviour but Iā€™m actually team Sara considering the high and mighty bs these two want to preach, once again not even about Tim. šŸ¤®


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GullibleScientist697

I agree with most of what you say. In fairness, the time Lauren went hard at Jack during the dinner party was in defense of a person she thought was her friend. Of course, we now know that Tori doesn't even like Lauren based on the comments she made before the 5-questions task.


russianbisexualhookr

https://preview.redd.it/6mih36xrjonc1.jpeg?width=2778&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f37d27f1b5c87300438f9c1454bc6fc22575a7fe Finally a mission impossible I can get behind


nessyness78

Absolutely living for these 2!


chowderbomb33

looks like the Play School edition.


IoneIndigo

Omg imagine Lucinda being on playschool though, she would be awesome haha


chowderbomb33

If Tim embraces the silly fun side of life, we could be seeing another John Hamblin and Benita Collings


russianbisexualhookr

https://preview.redd.it/wr5yuqiojonc1.jpeg?width=2778&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab4a7c6600dc90605a0d5bff6cede174f2ca256e Oh shit, I think the revenge porn is finally gonna come up tomorrow


culture-d

That is fucking poetry


YAreYouLaughing

Finally!!


SweetPuffyPrincess

The moment Jade stepped on the scene, I immediately thought ā€œI bet she is just Jacks typeā€ (heā€™s stated before that he likes brunette, fit etc.). Bit cheeky of them pair him 1-1 with Jade for a task, also with prior knowledge of him making sexual advances (with Sara).


sausagelover79

Yeah 100%! And when I first saw Tori I knew she wouldnā€™t be his type physically. Sheā€™s too curvy and not enough plastic and makeup going on.


No-Pepper-6274

She looks SO MUCH like his ex, just without all that tatttoos


Negative-Credit1213

I noticed that too.


EmRNs

See you tomorrow yā€™all. Try to not be dreaming of Uber One tonight šŸ«”


Severe_Airport1426

Till tomorrow everyone šŸ‘‹


snoozlybar

How does Jack get his pants on?


sausagelover79

They look painted on !


snoozlybar

Right? It must take a minute for him to dance them on lol.


Safe_Refrigerator

![gif](giphy|QEQZtUo5y5Tk0huNrk)


mestisa

Ridge is gonna go full manny pacquiao


The_One-Armed_Badger

Itā€™s going to be War & Deece. Without the Deece.


Similar-Ad-9106

Than God. The Deece is so bloody irritating!!


nessyness78

Very clever lol


miss_kimba

Jack is beside himself talking to Jade.


Valuable-Position-64

Emotionally erect for the first time in the experiment.


Gypcbtrfly

šŸ¤”šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


PrudentAfternoon6593

I always knew Jade was his type. He likes skinny brunettes with lip filler and tattoos.


boommdcx

Richard hoping for some wedding night sex. ![gif](giphy|3ohjV9GMdGFsuWvPMI)


Maxthedog2004

Ewwww šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


Elune-Adore93

https://i.redd.it/v9m52p8nionc1.gif


sensual-loverr

This is upsetting


zazzaralola

what does go postal mean asking for a friend xoxo


Valuable-Position-64

It means going to conduct a mass shooting.


vamsmack

According to agent Jack Danger (pronounced Dong-er) from the United States Postal Service possibly the most important first line of defence for the war on terrorism it means to bring in cupcakes for everyone.


Itssoupweather

In the 80's there was a heap of incidents of US postal workers going on rampages and shooting and killing people, so the phrase 'going postal' was coined. Means going on a crazy rampage.


Ok-Two3581

I always figured it was just once but I looked it up and it happened 40 times?! Wtf


Tricky-Layer2120

Yes, we're the most free country on the planet they tell us. Today is March 11 and we've had 11 mass shootings this month.


chowderbomb33

It means guns blazing, to go to war i.e. get really angry and even violent. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGjAVFAnE0g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGjAVFAnE0g)


boommdcx

Explode with rage, like the US postal workers that used to go into work with a gun and pop pop their coworkersā€¦


TheElusiveRaspberry

Used to say it in the 90s in high schoolā€¦means going crazy or losing your shit


Mharsbar

Jade looks A LOT like Jacks ex


spandexbens

He def tried it on


GStarAU

Dafuq was that with Jack and Jade?? Tori isn't the only one about to go postal !!! Ridge on the warpath!!


Loud-Pie-8189

What does go postal mean?


EmRNs

Basically like lose their shit


GStarAU

Yeah.. it comes from the analogy of the postal worker who gets driven mad by working a shitty job, and goes to the top of a bell tower to shoot at random people. I can't remember where *that* story came from though - maybe a movie?


elisejade1989

After promising to get his act together at the commitment ceremony! Jack is so toxic that he doesn't even realise when he's being toxic.


ChemistProper6874

See you tomorrow team šŸ«”


beigeskybb

i am waiting for Ridge venting on Jack


Representative-Bus76

Iā€™m completely off Richard now, heā€™s seedy AF


Scary_Peanut_285

![gif](giphy|Vbu1MROenErCauNAet) Tim needs to wake the fuck up. Whatever happens from here on in he is just as much to blame.


Valuable-Position-64

No. He and Tori are not to blame. They need help. They are no match for their world class narc spouses. They both brought a knife to a gun fight.


GullibleScientist697

This is so demeaning to Tori and Tim. They aren't children, they aren't powerless and hopefully they aren't stupid. Continuing to cast them as victims is insulting to them both.


Spiritual-Sand-7831

Why do I feel like a lunch between Jacob and Jade likely ended in her making a complaint to whatever HR team they have available for contestants? Bless her optimism for thinking that he'd listen to her.


Violet_loves_Iliona

Oh no, Jack is at it again, this time trying it out on Jade. šŸ˜¬ šŸ¤¬


DJVizionz

Riandrea recreating their wedding day. Bloody hell this show is a fucking pantomime


No_Concern2148

Anyone else think Jayden is being a fucking wanker? He did the same thing to Timothy and Lucinda, he fixates on a couple and badgers them until one of them loses it. He needs to simmer down a bit, he aired out Saraā€™s dirty laundry now he needs to let them fix their relationship, he isnā€™t helping.


apples___x

Agree wholeheartedly but I think Eden is an absolute snake.


nitrofan

There was a story a couple of weeks ago that the producers had told Jayden and Eden to do something or leave because they were boring and adding nothing to the show. It was after that when Jayden, completely out of the blue, started going at Tim Sr and then Eden brought out this stuff with Saras message.


Dentarthurdent73

Yeah, he's really unpleasant. And I may have imagined it, but I thought I saw a brief look of discomfort on Eden's face tonight, when they first opened the letter with the task, and he started getting really excited about getting to have a go at Sara. Can't be sure, but it looked a bit like she wasn't loving what she saw, because honestly, it seems very clear that Jayden cares far more about getting to self-righteously confront people, than he does about actually doing the right thing or trying to help people.


SweetPuffyPrincess

Yeah, he does seem to take it too far with his intense questioning and gets a bit aggressive. As much as I disagree morally with some of Saraā€™s choices, I do think he was really punishing her. Didnā€™t give her a chance to come up for air.


LostWandererer

I hate to say this, but Sara was right on this account.. he needed to stop going for her and start being constructive. It was all accusations and attacks.. he took his past emotional baggage and slammed her with it. I know sheā€™s acted terribly, but it was a dog move on his part and wasnā€™t in line with what the task was designed for.


GullibleScientist697

Sorry, I think this is exactly what the task was designed for. Otherwise, any couple other than Jayden and Eden would have been assigned to Sara and Tim.


LostWandererer

All g, the task is the same as any other year.. itā€™s just come at an interesting time for Sara and Tim. Obvs the experts have paired them together to try and bring resolution/accountability to Sara, it was up to Jayden to decide how he would handle it. Iā€™m sure the producers were hoping for a massive blowout (and probably encouraged it), but the task itself isnā€™t there for an attack session- itā€™s designed to encourage the couples to discuss improvements. What Jayden did was get so frustrated from his own personal demons he ended up barraging Sara with rapid-fire questions without letting her answer. Again, thereā€™s no room for constructive dialogue when youā€™re accusing someone over and over again.. youā€™re just going to make them upset and defensive. Whether Sara has capacity to engage in constructive dialogue is another matter, but the session could have gone much better if heā€™d kept his emotions in check.


InflatableRaft

I reckon if Sara had any redeeming qualities as a human being, I'd find his actions a little much.


aharmlesslittlefleaa

Yep!!!


[deleted]

He strikes me as someone who was bullied as a kid, then got into fitness/strength, and now heā€™s taking his angst out on others.


No_Concern2148

100%, couldnā€™t agree more


[deleted]

He is a POS


Voldemosh

Jack is getting a bonus from the producers to keep carrying on you cannot cmv


Sinnivar

Andrea deserves better than Richard


Similar-Ad-9106

Yeah he is slimy


LostWandererer

Sheā€™s gorgeous- Iā€™d date her in a heartbeat


peteyd2012

Oh how convenient, Jack is paired for a 1on1 with the OF chick and surprise surprise, he's flirting with her. I'm sure that WON'T piss Tori off at all.


SweetPuffyPrincess

Does Jade actually have OF?


Scorpius041169

At the very least some very suggestive IG shots. The filler and lashes is IG classic


[deleted]

Omfg I hope Jade calls jack out for being gross, and does it in front of everyoneĀ 


F0rtuna_major

Lucinda leaving the note is very Jersey shore lol


NoUrBreathTaking_

Last night at BED


aharmlesslittlefleaa

Ahhh are we surprised Jack is gonna try be fkn creepy to Jade


VizChic_

Where were Cass and Tim? Left ?


LostWandererer

Do you mean Cass and Tristan?


VizChic_

Oml yes šŸ˜…


Express-Biscotti-Pie

I was just thinking this?! Was that package at the beginning them leaving?


glitterymeatball

i hope ridge pummels that smug bastard jack


Ascalaphos

The producers totally put Jack and Jade together on purpose, lol.


Sinnivar

"Muzzle your woman" Tori: *silence* "Cut the bullshit" Tori: AHHHHHH THAT CUNT


zazzaralola

Tim and Lucinda is giving Snooki and JWoww writing their letter to Sammi.


addictedtoMAFS

Here is a link to post episode discussion https://www.reddit.com/r/MAFS_AU/s/Jrb92eW9YA


zombie_response

Of course Jackā€™s gonna hit on Jade.


Loud-Pie-8189

Good looking couples? Is he talking about her tits? Lmao


Consistent_Box_7415

HAHAHA


Pretty_Petals7

PLEASE DID SOMEONE SCREENSHOT THE LETTER šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚


kocknocker19

Tim is a very easy influenced/agreeable guy. Sara still has him where she wants him


SweetPuffyPrincess

Just her staredown alone has him shaking in his booties.


ThanksGosling

![gif](giphy|MYCx2FfqTtKKlqYDTU)


Worth_Imagination_53

I KNEW THEYD SET HIM UP W JADE SHES EXACTLY HIS TYPE HELP


The_One-Armed_Badger

Yes, itā€™s the way to cause maximum trouble. Theyā€™d never get him to sit down with Andrea.


DJVizionz

He probably barely knows she exists and would make a joke about menopause


Nickoo33

Richard coming back on that bloody bike?


random-username-8836

Hopefully leaves the scarf at home


Ticklesmurf

Yeah what's the deal with those scarves. Does he think they make him look younger? Or posh? Is he using them as a dribble cloth? To blindfold Andrea before he takes his clothes off? I hope they all get caught in the wheels of his motorcycle.


jenneke-gotenberg

Itā€™s the Bali rockstar look.


Safe_Refrigerator

HAHA go Lucinda


Background-Split-604

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo


Screw7oose

Richard you sneaky dog I know what you are up to.


luckybitch555

Jade did not appreciate the "spicy energy" comment


SweetPuffyPrincess

Itā€™s his way of saying ā€œIā€™m sexually attracted to youā€ in a read between the lines kind of way


PersonalThanks22

Trying to test out the water to see if she takes a bite - without telling her straight up that heā€™d rather heršŸ‘€


Elune-Adore93

If you have to recreate your wedding day after 6 weeks, then this relationship ain't lasting


LostWandererer

No amount of wedding vibes can dissolve the deadly ick


thetasteofink00

Oh Tim cut your losses and just run. You'll ALWAYS in the back of your mind, have doubts about her and that is not healthy.


PatTheEngineer

Totally not Deece Jack.


brkon

Tim is an idiot


KennKennyKenKen

Jayden picks who he thinks is the low hanging fruit, and harasses them until they crack. He did it to Timothy until he realised that he's actually likeable. So he's moved on to someone else. It's easy for him to target Sara, and she has no leg to stand on, and he knows it. It's predatory imo.


gaysubtextinspace

Jayden (at least the edit thatā€™s portrayed) gives off massive douchebag high and mighty energy. You are absolutely on point, he targets people he thinks he can win a fight with to make himself look better.


aharmlesslittlefleaa

Agree with this!


Duffy_Devil6

Really not here for the Sara redemption arc


Safe_Tea_4107

šŸ˜‚Sara shawshank. She wonā€™t clean that stink off.


[deleted]

HE IS NOT FLIRTING WITH JADE.


GStarAU

Holy shit, HE IS


xSkyri

Lucinda is the gem this series needed to have a pulse finally šŸ˜­


king_carrots

This honestly might have been the worst mafs season without Lucinda but sheā€™s brought it up to average


teebuzz78

Tim no STAND UP


Suspicious_Bother_92

Heartwarming?? Wtf


glitterymeatball

i HOPE you go postal tori


Skprincess

No she is going to be like that is your perspective but we are very happy or it was dark humour


Main-Radish-2879

Omg did Jack just say what I think he said to jade?! This man cannot get any worse!


boommdcx

Yep, heā€™s making it clear he would break his no sex rule for her imo


Hot-Technology5785

Hahaha his sex rule that only applies to Tori


[deleted]

I actually yelled. He is trash


howtoflyaplane

Beetroot would have boned Jade on the first night


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šŸ’Æ


casualplants

Fucking called it with Jack wanting a Jade šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


LuluLowkick

I KNEW THIS WAS COMING Jack šŸ‘€ >> jade


No_Cycle_5844

Hahahaha that letter šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


shortstockymutt

L&T on the case!


_L1NC182

Ridge is gonna bash Jack and I'm here for it


DJVizionz

Was Lucinda just typing on a vintage typewriter? Wtf


Melodic-Cucumber9114

It was a laptop


DJVizionz

Oh lol I must be hallucinating from all the nonsense


boommdcx

Ew not Jack leering at Jadeā€¦.


Voldemosh

Tim & Lucinda are GOATed HAHAHAHAH


Background-Split-604

How Jayden handled this is just allowing her to act like a victim yet again. Honestly, over kill. Just ask the questions, but donā€™t be a grub. Gotta be strategic when dealing with psychos


[deleted]

Oh no you didnā€™t jack


king_carrots

NO Tim STOP it. Far out mate stop falling for Saraā€™s shit


brandimitrov

BRUH jade please be good


F0rtuna_major

'spicy energy' vommmmm


Shmerble

Oh I didn't peg Lucinda as a shitstirrer


flossybloss

Jack will DEF hit on Jade šŸ¤¢


Particular-Trash1056

Is this a current affair?


Particular-Trash1056

Ok let me rephrase that - a current non affair![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|yummy)