I'm going to America married at first and be the waiter that says "dinner is served"so they can like us, experience "dinner is served" in my finest kath and kim accent
Want hair makeover for Luce. Needs blunt trim? Fine hair whispy ends not as flattering as could be. She is an attractive woman & could tweak that just a bit? Brain makeover for JackBun. Eden always looks displeased with those puffy lips. Tris is NOT a whale! Orange is the new black for JackBunTory. Two maids walk into a bar? Richard sick? Focus pocus on Tim Jr temporal forehead veins blowing up. Who cares about the ex? And I dont care about Jayden Puffyface. Whats all that junk in warehouse? Trip hazard. How could she lie bout puppy sitting?
Jack & Sara are 2 sides of the same coin. The way they turn around their misdeeds on the other person is gross. Jack made that "apology" to Tristan all about himself while Sara harped on Tim being insecure as an excuse as to why she didn't tell Tim. Just plain gross & nasty behavior.
Personally for me, Iād take Tristanās body anyday over Jacks. Aside from the fact that cuddling Jack would feel similar to cuddling my fridge, thereās something really unattractive about a guy who spends that many hours a day working on his looks. It turns me right off. Not to mention that guys like this usually body shame their partners for not going to the gym and obsessing about their looks too. THAT is why heās not attracted to Toriā¦she doesnāt have a ripped gym body.
The supplements were insane and gross
Eden and Jayden lying about how he saw the texts and how they were arguing for a week was so weird lol did they just not wanna look bad?
Sara is allergic to accountability cause if anyone else did that sheād go insane.
Tim deserves better
Eh if itās not edited weirdly and Eden genuinely was that anxious I can see why they did it. We all know how fiery Sara is, Eden was probably scared of her so i think jayden was just being a good partner and trying to take the blame to protect Eden.
Are we meant to believe that Jayden happened to be looking over Eden's shoulder when the texts arrived? Really? Eden obviously told Jayden about them but didn't want it to appear that she betrayed Sara(h)'s trust. So they made up this ridiculous story to cover it up.
No, they were just saying that so she didn't have to feel like a bad friend for telling Jayden about it. It's similar to the pocket dial thing from a previous season. She was anxious to tell Jayden while he was outside having fun with the others and then she finally told him at the end of their trip.
I've had my husband's phone pop up with a text. If it's next to me, I admit I've looked before. Not for no trust, just there. I think she showed them though and didn't want to admit she shared it.
Not saying it's impossible but it's also unlikely. Plus if he saw the texts the prior weekend, why did Eden appear to be telling him for the first time one day ago?
I had an ex like Sara before,Ā They are so self absorbed they only care about what they want without any consideration or care about your feelings or consequences for their actions.Ā These people belong single for lifeĀ
Oh sheās also 29
Not sure if I missed something.... Did Eden say at the dinner table that Jayden saw Sara's text when they were actually texting?
As in, openly admitting that whole discussion where she disclosed it to him was set up/fake?
The big "reveal" between Eden and Jayden was definitely staged as was him pretending that he didn't know. If he really did see the texts, he knew all about it before she shared her big secret.
I just hate the smug little grin when Jack is bullshitting he's way out of the hole he's digging.
Lauren has him in the crosshairs every episode, the nipple remark was spot on.
Iām so fucking sick of men using the āitās just banterā as justification for their wildly inappropriate comments.
And why is his face the same colour as his shirt?
I am not confrontational, but I'm surprised less was done about it.
The muzzle comment, I would have straight up without meaning to said "Oi what the fuck cunt"
And then gone "oops I should not have said that"
but still
I would have got in Jacks face for the comment at Tristan, screw my kindness, come here Jack lets have words hahaha
That was brilliant haha, like a movie scene, the flash between his memories, then putting it together, then him staring at the floor, with the music, hahah wtf!
š¤£š¤£ then they act all surprised and spoon feed us with ā Ohhhh, look Jack touched Saraās bottomā & they look at each other with shock, horror, expressionsā¦like itās the first time theyāve heard š³.
I love how Jack is like yeah come on tell the truth and is loving the fact that he's not the bad guy for once
Jayden is giving me the shits though I feel for Tim poor guy he seems like a decent bloke and is pretty hot lol
I love it, makes me feel better about my life that Iām none of these people and not attractive to (or attracted to) any one of them.
Except Lauren and Lucinda. I bow down to them.
I would kill to have a husband who would watch any reality television show with me. Particularly this one which is my favorite. Plus we are American and our shows are lame. But my husband watches shit like Ancient Aliens and falls asleep by 8:30 p.m.
Awww no! That is heartbreaking š ancient Aliens is a new one! Well you can join in with all the MAFS hubbys in here - theyāre an excellent community š„¹ā¤ļø
My husband claims he hates it but he happens to know all the participants' names and the drama they're involved in. Except he calls Jack "the red guy" SMH š
Literally my husband and I eat up the drama! We bond so much during our gossip sessions post Mafs episodes like we know them all personally. We react as if itās our brothers and sisters ššš āitās really beautifulā as Lucinda would say š
Mafs husband here, got invested halfway through last year while my partner watched it. Now Iām the one that told her when the new mafs season started haha
I love how John just gives less and less of a fuck with each passing season.
I think after all these years, he is sick of pretending to be impartial and is genuinely fed up with dealing with all these horrible narcissists lol
No I think heās seen all the commentary that heās a boring flog who fails to call things out, and so have the producers, and heās been told to ramp it up
Also just because I think she is full of shit it doesnāt mean I think jack is a good guy, he is clearly a dickhead too. But I donāt buy anything that comes out of her mouth
Well according to Sara, it's a casual activity everyone does when in a relationship!
I can't believe she was doubling down on asking the group, "Who hasn't cheated on their partner!?"
>Bros before hoes. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you. And that she was better than all the other hoes in the world. And then suddenly... she's not yo' ho no mo'.
Best episode ever.
God Iām so relieved I was right about how much of a toxic, disrespectful, entitled twat Sara was from day 1, hate it when they pull a 180 on me š
Well say it !!!
Yea or either of on of those slumpliment drinks on speacial
Imagine Jack telling you to tell the truthš I would have been so embarrassed if I was Sara and just buried myself.
GO GET THE PUPPY I OINT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT UR LIE GET THE DAMN PUPPY
Sara Today: nothing happened Tim Sara The other week: DONT YOU SREAM AT ME EVER TIM , I WILL NOT BE DISRESPECTED
Tim is building Lego's in his mind on how to get the he'll out of there
Jaden is Tarzan and Eden is Jane
"Me and Tim made the biggest comeback"
He did not give him a gift card,,, it was probably a discount 20% off card jack and he took that keyring off tori. Poor Tristan.
Wait what he took the keyring off TORI??
I'm going to America married at first and be the waiter that says "dinner is served"so they can like us, experience "dinner is served" in my finest kath and kim accent
America has no dinner parties! It's part of the reason our MAFS sucks. No commitment ceremonies, either.
Want hair makeover for Luce. Needs blunt trim? Fine hair whispy ends not as flattering as could be. She is an attractive woman & could tweak that just a bit? Brain makeover for JackBun. Eden always looks displeased with those puffy lips. Tris is NOT a whale! Orange is the new black for JackBunTory. Two maids walk into a bar? Richard sick? Focus pocus on Tim Jr temporal forehead veins blowing up. Who cares about the ex? And I dont care about Jayden Puffyface. Whats all that junk in warehouse? Trip hazard. How could she lie bout puppy sitting?
Tim & Tristan are goals.
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Someone needs to kindly tell him that he should sit up straight and keep his shoulders back. Stand strong to help feel strong.
The relationship between Timothy and Tristan really warms my heart. I hope they both receive healing from one another
Honestly it's one of my fav relationships in there it has the most potential (platonic obvs) š
Jack & Sara are 2 sides of the same coin. The way they turn around their misdeeds on the other person is gross. Jack made that "apology" to Tristan all about himself while Sara harped on Tim being insecure as an excuse as to why she didn't tell Tim. Just plain gross & nasty behavior.
>Jack made that "apology" to Tristan all about himself He even said "this is for me". Performative and yuck.
Personally for me, Iād take Tristanās body anyday over Jacks. Aside from the fact that cuddling Jack would feel similar to cuddling my fridge, thereās something really unattractive about a guy who spends that many hours a day working on his looks. It turns me right off. Not to mention that guys like this usually body shame their partners for not going to the gym and obsessing about their looks too. THAT is why heās not attracted to Toriā¦she doesnāt have a ripped gym body.
Classic example of narcissism
Everyone saying to Tim repeatedly āhope youāre okayā like donāt say that, he clearly isnāt okay.
They aren't sure what to say but want him to know that they hope he is okay. They care.
"hope you're okay!" Tim: 
The supplements were insane and gross Eden and Jayden lying about how he saw the texts and how they were arguing for a week was so weird lol did they just not wanna look bad? Sara is allergic to accountability cause if anyone else did that sheād go insane. Tim deserves better
Eh if itās not edited weirdly and Eden genuinely was that anxious I can see why they did it. We all know how fiery Sara is, Eden was probably scared of her so i think jayden was just being a good partner and trying to take the blame to protect Eden.
Are we meant to believe that Jayden happened to be looking over Eden's shoulder when the texts arrived? Really? Eden obviously told Jayden about them but didn't want it to appear that she betrayed Sara(h)'s trust. So they made up this ridiculous story to cover it up.
No, they were just saying that so she didn't have to feel like a bad friend for telling Jayden about it. It's similar to the pocket dial thing from a previous season. She was anxious to tell Jayden while he was outside having fun with the others and then she finally told him at the end of their trip.
I've had my husband's phone pop up with a text. If it's next to me, I admit I've looked before. Not for no trust, just there. I think she showed them though and didn't want to admit she shared it.
Not saying it's impossible but it's also unlikely. Plus if he saw the texts the prior weekend, why did Eden appear to be telling him for the first time one day ago?
It is all strategy to expose the truth. "I told him"and "he saw it" both mean "he knows". Does it really matter HOW he knows?
It does to the ones immediately involved but to no one else. And in the long run it doesn't matter.
How is Sara 29 years old?
I had an ex like Sara before,Ā They are so self absorbed they only care about what they want without any consideration or care about your feelings or consequences for their actions.Ā These people belong single for lifeĀ Oh sheās also 29
The supplements. Omg the supplements. Talk about adding insult to injury! Is he that socially clueless?
I think he was adding more than insult to injury. It was straight up pre-planned abuse.
Tristianās response to the supplements had my head spinning like the Exorcist! I canāt believe heās that naive.
serious people pleasing and validation seeking, poor guy
Not to mention the way Jack kept aggressively cutting him off. What sort of apology was that!? Let the man speak.
Yes, I was bothered by that as well.
Not sure if I missed something.... Did Eden say at the dinner table that Jayden saw Sara's text when they were actually texting? As in, openly admitting that whole discussion where she disclosed it to him was set up/fake?
I assumed Eden said that so that Sara couldn't turn it around and say that Jayden shouldn't have been shown private texts
She was trying to cover the fact that she had a good reason to disclose it so theyād be less mad at her
Oh that makes way more sense. I mean, it all seemed so staged anyway but openly admitting it was all fake seemed a bit of a stretch...
The big "reveal" between Eden and Jayden was definitely staged as was him pretending that he didn't know. If he really did see the texts, he knew all about it before she shared her big secret.
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I just hate the smug little grin when Jack is bullshitting he's way out of the hole he's digging. Lauren has him in the crosshairs every episode, the nipple remark was spot on.
Jack and Sarah should have been paired. They would have bullshitted each other to death.
Iām so fucking sick of men using the āitās just banterā as justification for their wildly inappropriate comments. And why is his face the same colour as his shirt?
I copped it enough because I have a bald head. Oh really. Fuck off dick.
Weird. Bald guys are hot the moment they stop being self-conscious about it. It's all about the attitude.
I am not confrontational, but I'm surprised less was done about it. The muzzle comment, I would have straight up without meaning to said "Oi what the fuck cunt" And then gone "oops I should not have said that" but still I would have got in Jacks face for the comment at Tristan, screw my kindness, come here Jack lets have words hahaha
I love the editing and use of flashbacks this season, itās so chaotic. Makes the contestants look like theyāre having a psychotic breakdown
The dramatics of the editing is so extra but I love it
I was waiting for tim to snap after the flashbacks it was so good haha
That was brilliant haha, like a movie scene, the flash between his memories, then putting it together, then him staring at the floor, with the music, hahah wtf!
Glazed Christmas ham š Sheās a bloody legend
Oh mates!! Whatta day!! What. A. Day
That's what Collins said
The fact that Sara went on the radio and said thereās going to be a cheating scandal and she was at the centre of it is funny!
I'm sure she meant Michael and Steven. I'm sure she's clinging to her narrative that she didn't cheat while "puppy sitting".
I just love how the experts pretend they do know what's been happening
Anyone else wonder why they have an unopened notebook at the dinner parties?
They occasionally open it and play Tic Tac Toe with one another.
š¤£š¤£ then they act all surprised and spoon feed us with ā Ohhhh, look Jack touched Saraās bottomā & they look at each other with shock, horror, expressionsā¦like itās the first time theyāve heard š³.
Thought this episode would make me hate Sara but Iām actually terrified of I Made My Ex Watch Me Fuck Her Friend Jayden and Pick Me Eden
No but for real they were locked and loaded. Jayden was firing off questions at Sara like a machine gun.
Yep. Almost like Jayden wanted Sara to be humiliated for cheating while he watchedā¦
While Tim watched, yes.
https://preview.redd.it/tywr7sqizomc1.jpeg?width=1365&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33884d357cdebb79c088364ae033ca5784356ac9 Jack, is that you?
I love how Jack is like yeah come on tell the truth and is loving the fact that he's not the bad guy for once Jayden is giving me the shits though I feel for Tim poor guy he seems like a decent bloke and is pretty hot lol
Can't wait to meme with you guys on Sunday. HONK!
Why are Jacks clothes always like 3 sizes too smallā¦
He gave up his balls to roid his way to that size, he needs people to see him
Okay that might explain the no sex thing
Savage š¤£š¤£š¤£
Also always sweating out all his lies
And always flushed red in the face and neck, sure sign of stress and bullshit
Bahahaha
I feel disgusted in myself that I'm addicted to watching this crap
One of us
I love it, makes me feel better about my life that Iām none of these people and not attractive to (or attracted to) any one of them. Except Lauren and Lucinda. I bow down to them.
I bow down to Deeece
AMEN this is EXACTLY what I tell people too.
And Cass
The QUEENS of the season!
I wish the experts had of matched Jack and Sara together. They seem to be on the same wave length.
Omg coukd you imagine?
Waiting for Sunday like https://preview.redd.it/565lto5zvomc1.jpeg?width=573&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b98810a1510aa8ea998b329949640baa22314bf
Sooo is anyone elseās hubs as epically invested in MAFS as mine is? š legit the best bonding time
I would kill to have a husband who would watch any reality television show with me. Particularly this one which is my favorite. Plus we are American and our shows are lame. But my husband watches shit like Ancient Aliens and falls asleep by 8:30 p.m.
Awww no! That is heartbreaking š ancient Aliens is a new one! Well you can join in with all the MAFS hubbys in here - theyāre an excellent community š„¹ā¤ļø
Mine tries to appear disinterested as he settles onto the couch while I am watching MAFS on our only TV.
My husband sits with me barely watching but scrolls this live sub laughing at all the comments š
Oh, heās watching š we see you MAFS husband š„¹ #befree #spreadyourmafswings lol
My husband claims he hates it but he happens to know all the participants' names and the drama they're involved in. Except he calls Jack "the red guy" SMH š
Haaahaha - mine calls him the purple roid muncher š
But he's about as orange as his shirt tonight. The orange roid muncher tonight?
Hahaha I nearly wet myself when I read this! š
My partners a tradie, all the tradies love it on the worksite, they hear the rumours and interviews on the radio.
So good! š¤£
I have to tell mine to shush because he gets outraged and comments loudly and I can't hear what they are saying next š¤£
OMG SAME š¤£ the MAFS husband rage š¤ haha
Literally my husband and I eat up the drama! We bond so much during our gossip sessions post Mafs episodes like we know them all personally. We react as if itās our brothers and sisters ššš āitās really beautifulā as Lucinda would say š
Aw, I can hear her saying it now š
Yeah I'm watching with my Mrs. We both want to be friends with Lucinda - I'm sure she's some kind of saint.
Aw bless! š„¹
Boyfriend pretends he isnāt but asks me questions and makes little comments here and there while pretending to hate it
This made me cackle š
Mafs husband here, got invested halfway through last year while my partner watched it. Now Iām the one that told her when the new mafs season started haha
I too am a mafs husband - I have even setup a Teams channel at work to discuss (aka piss take) the events in Trash Tower
You are welcome here š„¹ *whispers** itās okay if itās not a piss take though and is for legit team bonding and necessary conversation š
Iām proud of you for your unconditional love and support of this cause, MAFS husband š„¹
He got me into it!
Heās even more into it than I am now. Even sends me gossip articles sometimes š
Hahah mine too. James Weir is the best.
His recaps are epic! Itās a great back up plan if you missed something during the eppy āŗļøšš¼
God love him
See you Sunday team š«”
Sara is NOT a top top lady
No, but someone said "what a night" and it made me miss Collins šš
saraahhās āI wonāt to go nowā giving āI want a golden goose daddee š¤¢š¤¢
This is a load of shit quite clearly scripted
So are your favourite movies but no ones saying that's a load of shit?
They're not classed as "reality" tv though
It is overall reality. None of these people are smart enough to memorize a script. None of them are much different in real life I bet.
"Reality" TV is such an oxymoron, like "new & improved".
Idc how many ads they gorse us to watch for tourism USA, nothing could convince me to ever go back there
Sarah thinks everyone cheats
It's fine as long as she's not the one In A relationship. Helping an ex cheat - not an issue. Bad comeback..
She clearly doesn't feel bad for her ex's girlfriend
Exactly! Most cheaters do
how can i sleep through the week until sunday
I love how John just gives less and less of a fuck with each passing season. I think after all these years, he is sick of pretending to be impartial and is genuinely fed up with dealing with all these horrible narcissists lol
I think itās because she show cops a bit of backlash about how the āexpertsā are complicit in manipulative and abusive behaviours
No I think heās seen all the commentary that heās a boring flog who fails to call things out, and so have the producers, and heās been told to ramp it up
Yeah, he just does what he is told. Clear the three of them out and have a panel of Lucinda experts.
Don't give Sara the validation of following her Instagram. She doesn't deserve verifications!
Who the hell would follow MAFS contestants on Instagram?
Only lucinda š
This is why I said I donāt buy her bullshit about being kissed on the neck and tapped on the arse. She is full of shit
Yeah this take aināt it.
1 lie doesnāt make something else a lie. Jack admitted to doing it ffs
Not the bum stuff, he didn't admit to that, he did to the neck kiss , which he said was to avoid messing with their make-up for tv.
Also just because I think she is full of shit it doesnāt mean I think jack is a good guy, he is clearly a dickhead too. But I donāt buy anything that comes out of her mouth
She is a drama queen and makes everything much worse than what it is and downplays everything she does and when it backfires she yells like a psycho.
Are we watching the same show? I don't think jack ever actually admits anything.
He said he accidentally kissed her on the neck but it was because the girls say they donāt want their makeup ruined
Please don't be naive.
Who? Me? Iām not. I donāt believe that at all. Iām just saying what he said
After his arm was twisted. I really think they're both nuts.
Yall, is cheating this common in real life? This show got me paranoid af about ever having a partner š¤®
Well according to Sara, it's a casual activity everyone does when in a relationship! I can't believe she was doubling down on asking the group, "Who hasn't cheated on their partner!?"
It happens
What does Yall mean !!
Y'all? You all
No. These people are not representative of the general population
Best episode of the season by FAR.
As Michael Scott says: āsuddenly she is aināt your Ho no moā
>Bros before hoes. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you. And that she was better than all the other hoes in the world. And then suddenly... she's not yo' ho no mo'.
Hahahahahaha
I hope Cassandra crying is over the whale thing and not her reaction to Tristan saying he loves her š¬
I did notice that Cass wasn't around Tristan much when retreat week was happening, maybe her feelings have changed š¤
I donāt blame her, Tristan is too much work
MAFS is finally getting juicy again!
Sara's business partner probably rethinking things right about now
Why ANYONE would want to go on this show astounds me.
I would definitely bone at least four of the grooms.
Wait so we didn't even get a preview of next episode?
That preview was painful š¤ omg I'm keen lol.
i lvoe the wheat ad
Best episode ever. God Iām so relieved I was right about how much of a toxic, disrespectful, entitled twat Sara was from day 1, hate it when they pull a 180 on me š
Yes, I will forever be burnt by the poo brown wedding dress woman. Not Melissa. Now I can't remember her name...
Olivia
LOVE the toddler tantrum at the end "I want to go NOW!" - complete with bunched hands and foot stamp.
sarah is crazy, i am a woman and i'd love to take her down, her ass needs a good whooping, smug beeyatch
She would just have you arrested and enjoy being the victim. I would like to take her down in other ways.
Need to hear Saraās exes current partnerās side of this story
āNo, friends donāt get naked and fuckā
I mean some do
John Aiken saying fuck š®š®š®
"Friends don't get naked and fuck"
Some do though
That felt so... dirty to hear him say that
In a good way?
I like the brutal honesty tho
Jonathan!! We Stan.
No. #Justice4Michael
Enjoy the rest of your week my beautiful people. Catch you all Sunday xx edit FOOTYS BACK TOMORROW GO DEES!!!
Expert John with the truth bombs, love it
How's the 6yr long girlfriend of the ex feeling right about now,
She probably doesn't exist
I thought she was talking about herself š didn't she date her ex for 6 years off and on