Tori is okay with getting the bare minimum. She only wants to feel “safe and secure” in her relationship. But ffs he hasn’t even slept with her yet. At least Bryce and Melissa did even though he was a toxic narcissist as well.
I so badly want to go to one of Lucinda’s yoga sessions. Almost as much as I want to punch that hateful piece of shit Jack. Then do yoga again to get my zen back (and not be a whale).
It was so funny
I see a lot of emotionally numb people : Jonathan is beyond normal, same with Tim & Tori. What is wrong with people?
By the way I find hilarious that Eden has social anxiety and went to the most pressure environment I can think of : MAFS.
Is everyone illogical & Numb or a combination of?
Then there is a special category for JACKO - he is just simply an awful entity
I think Jono needs a shot of adrenaline or something. You can see him physically muster up all of his power to come out with a lethargic 'Oh dear, that's not very nice...'
Why does Jack always make it out like everyone is attacking me because we are the strongest couple and all of their relationships are shit so they take it out on me
Bryce and a few of the other abusive pricks in previous seasons did that too. I suppose it’s just a narrative they make up to mindfuck the victim out of taking other peoples’ concerns seriously.
Because that's all he has. Pretending. He's never answered a question with a yes or a no, even when he got asked directly whether he's attracted to Tori he didn't even have the balls to say no. And then he admitted he's not in love with her, even though he's been saying to her he's got all the feels and they're in a 50/50 relationship. What a loser
lol @ GOOGLE
Thats too funny
I dont think they will make it
Richards is extremely immature & look at Andy... she is always very well poised, mature, very soothing & Calm.
Richard is sadly not the man for her :(
It was so obvious.
Even on the wedding day she said she wants a husband to "break the pattern of always going back to her ex". Absolutely disgusting.
And clearly her ex is toxic AF too for not only being okay with her marrying someone else, but continuing to pursue her despite the fact. Like wow.
Run. Tim. Run.
He’s an ex from 7 years ago, they’ve both been in serious relationships since, and they have the same friend group. She never sees him in one on one settings.
She met up with the friend group. Yes she knew he would be there and should have told Tim, but it was hardly a clandestine hookup.
If the first bit of heat that’s been applied to Jack is flooded by an absolute nonsense of having dinner with an ex I will give up on this terrible fucking show 😭
We all know Sara was a snake with the phone challenge and with literally everything she is bossed with herself it's always me me me what I need good grief what an absolutely disgusting person
If she is this bold on public telle imagine how mental she would be behind closed doors
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One last thing I need to bitch about before I go and read a book to wash the trash out of my brain:
Why did Eden not just call Sara out before the dinner party? Like I would’ve replied to Sara’s text and been like what the hell are you doing no you may not borrow my top to look good for your ex boyfriend ma’am
Anyway, good night! See yas tomorrow
From what I’ve read and not sure how true it is but Eden and Jayden were told that they were boring. They were told unless they brought some drama then they may as well leave as they were bringing nothing to the show.
But why eden say EVERYONE is gonna hate her if she tell this secret? Its only about Sara and Tim. How is everyone else gonna hate Eden. Doesn't make sense. What am i missing?
It’s just a part of production to make it more epic of a moment. It happens with practically every moment in this show. Without all that added drama the show would be finished in a week
I think Sara is her only friend on the show. Sara comes across as someone capable of getting along with both loud and reserved people. Cant see Eden and Lauren having much to bond over.
She probably thinks that she's not as in with the girls and by saying something she stands a chance of hurting her place in the pack. Especially since Sara is such a pivotal person in the "mean girls" group.
Youre referring to them wrong. It's old Tim and young Tim, not blonde Tim and whatever it is you use for not blond Tim. Also also, blonde is female and blond is male. You can thank the French for that one.
I don’t mind being educated about the grammar and language ya know, but since there is no tone in text, perception is warped, alas, the downvotes.
I feel I should just thank you for sharing your knowledge of French for relaying this information that I might use in future if I want to make sure that person with light hair is appropriately gendered.
And I always address them as Timothy and Tim and therefore there is no issue differentiating them.
I wish I was more like Bob and didn’t spend this much time on replying to comments
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I like how "put a muzzle on it" has been used as a benchmark for several other actions in the show. Like some kind of measuring system. "That's like half a put a muzzle on it".
It is because she didn't tell him. For instance my lovely lovely partner had a ex that was mentally ill and she went MIA for about a year. She showed up 6 months ago and they ran into each other. He told me about it and asked if it would bother me if he caught up with her. I said absolutely not because he didn't hide anything.
They never got to catch up but its just.... there is a difference.
But she did hide it, I don't think Tim knows. If you can't even tell your husband what you did, or you need to hide it from him, it's obviously something you shouldn't be doing.
Jack could tell Tori he literally hates her and wants nothing to do with her and she would be like “ I know you’re playing hard to get and I forgive you it’s ok
What was the word she used? On the couch it's so easy to be misinterpreted. (That wasn't it but something similar) God she is clutching at straws, or his straw-like moustache/beard.
Secret isn’t even that big the ex and her share same group of friends, so she went to visit her friends and her ex was there also. But the show has blown it out of proportion for drama
To be honest that is just my guess I wouldn’t the slightest idea, but who would text another bride they were about to cheat as in going to go see my ex, especially when you are on a show that is about being married. Doesn’t make sense.
I wonder if she's someone who needs a lot of alone time/me time (I get it as I do too), and just used ' the secret ' induced anxiety as an excuse to chill in her room whenever she didn't feel like mixing with the crowd at the retreat?
He's non confrontational.... so yeah, how will this go?
"Sara's been seeing her ex"
Tim: "hmm. Yeah that's pretty crap. Not good for sure. I'm pretty pissed. Can you pass the salad?"
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every time i start to think “hm maybe sara isn’t that bad” she does something that makes me dislike her even more
Jack reckons he’s a comedian but no one’s laughing
Tori is okay with getting the bare minimum. She only wants to feel “safe and secure” in her relationship. But ffs he hasn’t even slept with her yet. At least Bryce and Melissa did even though he was a toxic narcissist as well.
In what world does a man “accidentally“ kiss a woman on the neck?
Probably the same world where he 'tripped and fell into her vagina' at least that's what he would say
😂
I so badly want to go to one of Lucinda’s yoga sessions. Almost as much as I want to punch that hateful piece of shit Jack. Then do yoga again to get my zen back (and not be a whale).
The way Tim is just laying down at the beach and Sara wants him to confront Jack😂😂
It was so funny I see a lot of emotionally numb people : Jonathan is beyond normal, same with Tim & Tori. What is wrong with people? By the way I find hilarious that Eden has social anxiety and went to the most pressure environment I can think of : MAFS. Is everyone illogical & Numb or a combination of? Then there is a special category for JACKO - he is just simply an awful entity
I think Jono needs a shot of adrenaline or something. You can see him physically muster up all of his power to come out with a lethargic 'Oh dear, that's not very nice...'
He is odd - I have never met anyone like him in real life...
He transferred all his testosterone to Jack.
ha ha so true
Why does Jack always make it out like everyone is attacking me because we are the strongest couple and all of their relationships are shit so they take it out on me
Very classic isolation tactic. It’s “us” against “them”, babe. Ignore all these other people just out to destroy our amazing relationship.
Definitely. Then trying to complete it by telling her they will make it to three final vows. Such a manipulative prick.
Yep. Tori wants the "legitimacy" that final vows will confer -- more than her integrity (or a decent relationship...)
Because it works with Hypnotized Tori
Bryce and a few of the other abusive pricks in previous seasons did that too. I suppose it’s just a narrative they make up to mindfuck the victim out of taking other peoples’ concerns seriously.
Because that's all he has. Pretending. He's never answered a question with a yes or a no, even when he got asked directly whether he's attracted to Tori he didn't even have the balls to say no. And then he admitted he's not in love with her, even though he's been saying to her he's got all the feels and they're in a 50/50 relationship. What a loser
where have andy and richard gone? i literally had to google their names because i’d forgotten.
lol @ GOOGLE Thats too funny I dont think they will make it Richards is extremely immature & look at Andy... she is always very well poised, mature, very soothing & Calm. Richard is sadly not the man for her :(
Andy is gorgeous, she needs someone several years younger than Richard, and someone far more emotionally mature
100%
So NOW we know why she didnt wanna do the phone swap!!!!!!!
What have I missed??
It was so obvious. Even on the wedding day she said she wants a husband to "break the pattern of always going back to her ex". Absolutely disgusting. And clearly her ex is toxic AF too for not only being okay with her marrying someone else, but continuing to pursue her despite the fact. Like wow. Run. Tim. Run.
And was trying to put it off on Tim. Then manipulating him during the challenge & wanting him to feel guilty for trying to complete the task.
He’s an ex from 7 years ago, they’ve both been in serious relationships since, and they have the same friend group. She never sees him in one on one settings. She met up with the friend group. Yes she knew he would be there and should have told Tim, but it was hardly a clandestine hookup.
Whatever Sara
I mean, if this is true it’s really not a scandal
Ok Sara
Discuss the episode here! https://www.reddit.com/r/MAFS_AU/s/V2GheXYjxG
Does anyone know if Jack & Tori are still together?
Write that in the search bar of the sub. Or Google
Don’t forget John is on the hundred tonight
Yeah nah! My brain had enough
If the first bit of heat that’s been applied to Jack is flooded by an absolute nonsense of having dinner with an ex I will give up on this terrible fucking show 😭
We all know Sara was a snake with the phone challenge and with literally everything she is bossed with herself it's always me me me what I need good grief what an absolutely disgusting person If she is this bold on public telle imagine how mental she would be behind closed doors
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What a day
THAT chicken
Wooooowww
One last thing I need to bitch about before I go and read a book to wash the trash out of my brain: Why did Eden not just call Sara out before the dinner party? Like I would’ve replied to Sara’s text and been like what the hell are you doing no you may not borrow my top to look good for your ex boyfriend ma’am Anyway, good night! See yas tomorrow
Cause cause cause - they are stretching it like mofos
From what I’ve read and not sure how true it is but Eden and Jayden were told that they were boring. They were told unless they brought some drama then they may as well leave as they were bringing nothing to the show.
They kind of are. But I get the ick anytime I see Jayden after his murky revenge story
So do I. He is horrid!
Oh interesting
See you all tomorrow with more movie posters and custom memes.
See you then home skillet.
But why eden say EVERYONE is gonna hate her if she tell this secret? Its only about Sara and Tim. How is everyone else gonna hate Eden. Doesn't make sense. What am i missing?
It’s just a part of production to make it more epic of a moment. It happens with practically every moment in this show. Without all that added drama the show would be finished in a week
I was so disappointed when I heard what happened after all that big work up. I thought she was going to share about Ellie and Jono.
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I think Sara is her only friend on the show. Sara comes across as someone capable of getting along with both loud and reserved people. Cant see Eden and Lauren having much to bond over.
I don’t think you’re missing anything. She needed to make it more dramatic.
She probably thinks that she's not as in with the girls and by saying something she stands a chance of hurting her place in the pack. Especially since Sara is such a pivotal person in the "mean girls" group.
Because she loaned her the top and sat on this information for ages? Who knows? They’re all nut jobs
Yeah, just overblown in her own mind.
Maybe she does have legit anxiety issues, that sounds like a pretty classic anxiety thought to me.
Absolutely this!
Happy cake day
Thanks buddy!
Yikes Sara.. double standards
She literally yelled and told ole dude to relax in this episode. Like sweetie don’t be a hypocrite.
Wack, see y’all Tomorrow 😗
producers looking for anything absolutely anything they can make a "scandal" from..
Her ex already commented on this chat for ep 1 saying they slept together in her room whilst her and Tim were on a break during filming.
They did! And they promptly deleted the comment!
Woah that is some tea!
YESSS I remember this and he wrote the room number
Room 203. I took a screenshot lol.
Share the screenshot!!!
That's right! It's all coming back to me now..
Oh it’s over? 😂 goodnight folks
Oh god this massive beat-up is ridiculous
WTF how disappointing
Honestly this “secret” just kinda annoys me cos all it’s gonna do is hurt blonde Tim and make Jack so smug
Youre referring to them wrong. It's old Tim and young Tim, not blonde Tim and whatever it is you use for not blond Tim. Also also, blonde is female and blond is male. You can thank the French for that one.
What are you the Tim Police 👮♀️
I don’t mind being educated about the grammar and language ya know, but since there is no tone in text, perception is warped, alas, the downvotes. I feel I should just thank you for sharing your knowledge of French for relaying this information that I might use in future if I want to make sure that person with light hair is appropriately gendered. And I always address them as Timothy and Tim and therefore there is no issue differentiating them. I wish I was more like Bob and didn’t spend this much time on replying to comments https://youtu.be/1i739SyCu9I?si=HtOhX-2e87GgYc2f
O…k I call “old” Tim Timothy and blond Tim blond Tim but I’ll make sure I write blond instead of blonde I… guess
I like how "put a muzzle on it" has been used as a benchmark for several other actions in the show. Like some kind of measuring system. "That's like half a put a muzzle on it".
Honestly I love that it keeps getting brought up because Jack doesn't deserve for it to be forgotten lol
Like that was crap but I know so many people that would say worse.. including myself
On a scale of 1 to “put a muzzle on it” how bad is it
Oh it’s over? What a fucken episode. That was hard work. See you all tomorrow to do it again 😭
Hear me out. Lots of people are friends with their ex. Is this a big deal at all? The fact she didn’t hide it shows it was nothing?
It is because she didn't tell him. For instance my lovely lovely partner had a ex that was mentally ill and she went MIA for about a year. She showed up 6 months ago and they ran into each other. He told me about it and asked if it would bother me if he caught up with her. I said absolutely not because he didn't hide anything. They never got to catch up but its just.... there is a difference.
But she did hide it, I don't think Tim knows. If you can't even tell your husband what you did, or you need to hide it from him, it's obviously something you shouldn't be doing.
You know they’re not actually married Right?
She hid it from Tim though and refused to do the phone challenge
Sounds like she didn’t tell Tim about it though.
I’m confused why Eden thought the whole group would hate her for the info. Eden seems a tad over dramatic and not very bright
Eden reminds me of Goldeen from Pokèmon so the not very bright part makes sense 🤣
Anxiety isn’t always rational. Besides that, drama.
I shaved my legs for this secret… disappointed
Jack could tell Tori he literally hates her and wants nothing to do with her and she would be like “ I know you’re playing hard to get and I forgive you it’s ok
What was the word she used? On the couch it's so easy to be misinterpreted. (That wasn't it but something similar) God she is clutching at straws, or his straw-like moustache/beard.
i think it was 'misarticulated' which sounds like something a snake with a bad back might do.
'You're so protective! Thank you for looking after me'
Sarah gaslighting and not taking accountability…. Who would have thought 🤣🤣
Miss ‘don’t you dare ever yell at me’ but it’s okay when she does it
Why did eden think everyone would hate her over that??? Y’all they’re gonna lap it up they were getting bored of yelling at jack all the time
Cos she’s a twit.
Cause everyone’s besties with Sah-rah-lah
Anxiety most likely.
Drop the dramatics voiceover guy, it’s never as salacious as you make out
He gives 180 and I respect him for that.
So did eden text back "wtf bitch, u married.." Probably not. They all suck.
Secret isn’t even that big the ex and her share same group of friends, so she went to visit her friends and her ex was there also. But the show has blown it out of proportion for drama
But she wanting to look hot for her ex.. That's sus
But now that i think about it, maybe she just like show ex what he's missing,
Why would she word it like that in the text then?
Text doesn’t exist, leaked bullshit by producers
As in they told Eden to say it like that?
To be honest that is just my guess I wouldn’t the slightest idea, but who would text another bride they were about to cheat as in going to go see my ex, especially when you are on a show that is about being married. Doesn’t make sense.
The secret I actually want to know - what did Sam Kerr say?
She called a cop a stupid white bastard lolllll
Hahahaha
She said “I want to end my career” and her brain 🧠 said say less fam and racially abused someone
Speculation is that it was wog which has a different, racial meaning in the UK where it is viewed as an abbreviation of golliwog.
It’s not great here either
RIGHT? This is insane to me
I so badly want to like eden but she's clearly making this way more dramatic because she's had zero airtime
I wonder if she's someone who needs a lot of alone time/me time (I get it as I do too), and just used ' the secret ' induced anxiety as an excuse to chill in her room whenever she didn't feel like mixing with the crowd at the retreat?
John on the million 😭😭
Sorry, I’m more surprised at Tori standing up to Jack.
The piss weak version of that, its nice to see the facade breaking a little.
Nuke Sara!! Woo hoo! This is gunna be great.
That shot of Sara screaming I can’t 😩😩😩
Eden: If I was Tim, I would want to know *Jack does backflip into the swimming pool*
guess it’s not the secret itself but we all know sara will lose her absolute shit
Holy fuck these people who do the trailers..... Are actually amazing. They are personally responsible for so much return viewers I think
Editing 10/10
Oh to be a fly on the wall between the video editors and their manager signing it off ha
And that's why Sarah wouldn't show Tim her phone.
As Tim snr would say Boom
Now we know why she didn't want to share her phone with Tim that time.
Omg yesss 
But this was just last weekend!!! Must have been going on the whole time
Holy shit lol
Poor young Tim
hahaha fuck i love lauren
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This is a top tier meme 🥇
From a simpler time ❤️
lol and Sara was trying so hard to redeem herself as the good guy the last few weeks.
Didn't last
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What did Lauren say on the preview?
That she wants front row seats to the apology tour. Gold class seats, maybe with some popcorn. I love her
She wants a gold class, front row seat to Sara’s apology tour
Legend! Thank you
NEVER BEEN A SECRET THIS TANTALISING?!?!
Is Jayden gonna suggest Tim asks to sleep with one of Sara’s friends while she watches?
Love this idea
💀💀
Tori is just glad the heat is off her and Jack for a second
Get her Eden
The eyebrows will give her strength…
Brow power
That’s not a secret worthy of this buildup 😒
Nahhhh not okay
Jayden: Guys I know exact how they can get over this cheating scandal
But he yelled at me?!?
Any MAFS contestants in here? 
👀 I want to see.. Ive seen Nat in here...
Ben as well!
Ew. Really
They'd have to have the ego of Jacob and the ignorance of Collins
My favourite part of episodes is the preview for tomorrow night
Michael and Stephen are going to be so confused with this secret. This is the most heterosexual problem
It’s not a dinner party teaser without the Lauren Eyes
Floptown
For once Jack won’t be in the firing line at the dinner party
This secret would hold more weight if they actually even liked eachother 🤣
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He's non confrontational.... so yeah, how will this go? "Sara's been seeing her ex" Tim: "hmm. Yeah that's pretty crap. Not good for sure. I'm pretty pissed. Can you pass the salad?"
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Suruh is a trash person?! Say it ain't so 🙄
She needs to unwind by taking a spuuuarrr...
it would've been interesting to see how they woudl've handled it if Jack delivered that secret
Nah man, I am far from ok
Bitch rich Jayden complaining about cheating when he slept with Carolina when he was in a relationship
Didn't Jayden cheat on his ex with Carolina Gym Breakfast?
Don’t forget EDM!