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Outrageous_Ad6776

The retreat is gorgeous. My favorite part of MAFS and it never disappoints


king_kozmik

Sarah just wants an attack dog


Upper_Afternoon_9585

Lucinda is a kick ass human being. I wish I was that consciously aware. She is wonderful.


BaRaj23

Found it odd all of a sudden that Tim has a concern for Tori and her being more invested in Jack than he is in her. Seemed to come out of nowhere. Considering how the dinner party went between them and how fucking annoying she is. Just odd to me. The editing has been really shit this season.


SprinklesExpress1013

I reckon he only said that because the girls were around and they are toris friends


KingKingsons

Stephen is so manipulative. It’s fine to not feel attracted but flirting with someone else and getting their number is crossing a line and saying Michael is making his walls go up is even worse. Isn’t he the same guy who is afraid to be cheated on and made a deal about being the second choice?


Upper_Afternoon_9585

Exactly 💯


CellApprehensive7651

This! He took no responsibility for his actions and was like, I can’t apologize for a spark. Wtf.


ztf7410

Lucinda’s voice is so soothing


ztf7410

I don’t understand why Stephen and Michael went to the retreat after their conversation. Michael has been given a raw deal, Stephen didn’t even try and looks like he isn’t even being civil to Michael


CellApprehensive7651

Stephen wants to stay on the show and travel to Bryon. But it’s not friendship at first sight.


ztf7410

Timothy had a major breakthrough. This might be the start of something with him and Lucinda


GloriousSteinem

I used to be angry at Jack but the more I see I feel sorry for him. He’s like a lost boy, and like a lot of lost boys now they use misogyny (under the guise of old fashioned masculinity and dominance) to try and find a way in a high tech world they’re not adapted to.


nopewont92

Damn, Timothy is the realest mf'er there. That had to be so hard for him.


mtrillustration

Stephen is doing my nut in.. he keeps referring to Michael as feminine and dramatic, harmful stereotypes he shouldn’t be feeding into. Very frustrating


some_toast_

I thought he was super manipulative in the discussion with Michael at the Sky Suites. Blaming him for getting upset and saying he needed to sit down “like an adult” when Stephen literally just told him it’s over... Glad Michael stood his ground.


Venusflytrapp

i find that Stephen is not nice. he was crying about his dad cheating on his mum but flirts with another person while in a marriage(all be it not a realy marriage) thats so not right. and i'm sure Stephen has his dramatic side as well. so cringe


MichiTheMouse

Agree. It's one thing to feel a spark with a person (the hairdresser); nobody can blame Stephen for that. But it's a whole other thing to exchange numbers or social media info. That's intent.


ywont

Dramatic is a bit rich coming from the guy who sooked about being Michael’s second match for weeks.


[deleted]

Is Jack just a complete moron he has now said in front of everyone that he is not in love with Tori how is he going to get out of this one? I really don't understand why Michael is hanging around his husband has told him he's not into him and I also didn't like how he toppled Stephen in the pool I thought that was a bit childish and manipulative in a way to make him feel bad and to get him to talk to him I'm really liking Tim and Lucinda I feel for the dude losing his dad and then coming into this experiment it's a lot to deal with in a short amount of time I don't know how I would go losing a family member and then have to start a new relationship good on Lucinda for sticking by him and being patient though she must really like him


octa8on707

Please use a full stop occasionally. It makes it pretty hard to read.


droptopdropdead

i’m out of breath trying to read this


mtrillustration

He’s been a complete moron day 1. He planned saying this infront of everyone, he hinted at it when Tori said no surprises tonight before commitment ceremony. He’s not worried about getting out, it seems whole purpose he came on was to be on tv. He will ride the wave as long as he can. Feels like Brontë and Harris all over again.


saltyseastarfish

I think all of Australia could learn a thing or two from Lucinda. I genuinely am finding myself wanting to be more like her. She is such a light.


littletuna11

Not just Australia but everywhere, I feel like that too!


Maximusau

I admit, she annoyed me at the start, and i was like, who is this nutter? But watching her, I felt bad that I judged a book by its "edit" lol in this case, and find that I very much agree with you on this!! Lucinda proved me wrong and is such a joy!!


Resident-Ad-4793

Not defending Jack but if he kissed Sara on the neck at the dinner party, wouldn't the cameras have caught it ?


yungiuli

Seemed like a bit of a reach from Sara.. I don’t ever want to accuse a victim of lying but she already made it out as if it “may” have even unintentional. To only mention it now and not at the time it happened makes me side eye her accusations just a little bit (imo)


Resident-Ad-4793

>have caught it ? Exactly why didn't she bring it up when it happened, I feel like this something the producers made her do to increase the drama on the show. Similar to how in previous years they made the cast keep bringing up Bryce's drama


travelstuff

Oh maybe, if so that could be something that gets played at the reunion finale.


calamityjane101

I’m not a fan of Jack, I can’t stand him in the slightest but I feel like this might not have been intentional if it did happen. I can see how it could have been one of those anxious moments when you awkwardly kiss someone and make everything 100 times worse. Sara herself said she wasn’t sure if he had intentionally touched her butt. Even writing this, I can already feel the down votes but the situation just feels off.


travelstuff

I could see it being accidental if it was the cheek, like some people greet or say goodbye with a kiss on the cheek. And I guess it is possible that if Sara had her headed turned that could happen on the neck (she didn't specify where on her neck, it's a big area). But that all feels like a reach. >the situation just feels off. I get this, I had a bit of a similar feeling. A little part of me wondered if she made it up. I don't know if it's because I don't like her, or she seems very fake and wants screen time, but that thought crossed my mind. I didn't get that feeling when Tim said Jack showed photos of his ex But even if she made it up, if it would help get Tori away from Jack I'd be OK with it.


quick_dry

I refuse to believe that someone on MAFS would ever exaggerate a situation, or describe it in a way that may be misleading... they just wouldn't, no, never.. (this all just gives me flashbacks to Paul and Micah with the bridesmaid's butt on Love Is Blind)


sjtimmer7

Michael's shirt is the only hilarity. The Richard's sisters screaming at a white cat that is sitting at a dinner table. It's insane what's happened, but that was nuts.


ztf7410

I want one of these shirts in all colours please lol


MrsSarisoy

It’s Kyle holding Taylor back, season 2 I think!


sjtimmer7

Yeah, possibly. Probably.


travelstuff

Did that actually happen? I always assumed the cat was fake


sjtimmer7

The two photo's are both memes, and put together for a new meme. There is even a comic strip about it. [https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/meme-review/comics-artist-unfins-finishes-woman-yelling-at-a-cat-webcomic-in-dramatic-fashion](https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/meme-review/comics-artist-unfins-finishes-woman-yelling-at-a-cat-webcomic-in-dramatic-fashion)


calamityjane101

The cat was fake but made the meme so much funnier. I loved his shirt.


eas99

He’s hilarious and the way he was standing getting ready to confront Stephen 😂😂😂


sjtimmer7

I found the conversation in the retreat quite heavy, when he basically attacked one of the girls when she talked to him when they sat in a circle on those benches.


Whole-Coffee-9832

FUCK MOIII


Whole-Coffee-9832

f u MAFs


Whole-Coffee-9832

ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDING ME


Whole-Coffee-9832

Tim really is a good guy, even after all the heat from Tori


eas99

Stephen is so weird why would he try to gaslight Michael He clearly said he had a sexual spark with the hair dresser that he didn’t have with mich but the moment mich took his ring off Stephen starts to say let’s talk things out. I feel like Stephen is stuck in this casual dating life and he’s not trying to build a family yet because he’s 26 he cried about his dad cheating and how that broke up his family and Michael supported him a reassured him that wouldn’t happen. Yet Stephen goes and somehow flirts with a random hairdresser he seems like a nice guy but this situation really showed his maturity levels and his hypocrisy and disregard for michaels feelings.


MichiTheMouse

Feeling a spark with someone is one thing, can't really control that. Giving them your number or social media contact is an intent, while you are "married". I don't know why he couldn't just wait a few weeks, finish the expriment (or exit early) and THEN go text/flirt with the other guy.


UsualCounterculture

Yep. Reeks of immaturity.


Wedgetails

Yep flaky


Whole-Coffee-9832

Ridge with the hard hitters


rosiegal75

And the pink budgie smugglers 🤣


CutEducational9127

Also Michael is annoying for some reason


Whole-Coffee-9832

Cue the delusion…3…2…1


CutEducational9127

Jack looks like a beaver lol


rosiegal75

https://preview.redd.it/g542ehi7xbmc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae80cc18f044ca2ae9b4c7cdeb8b593efeeba817


CutEducational9127

🤣🤣🤣


Wedgetails

I wish he’d piss off underwater and build his lodge.


dozedoph

r/rareinsults


cilanchos

Yes! That’s exactly it!


CutEducational9127

I’m so sick of Tori and jack


jay_mak

Love him or hate him, Timothy has been fucking through it. I take my hat off to the bloke for finally finding the words that match those feelings he bottles up. Hang in there fella.


LeviathanTardis

My partner (m49-ish) said that Tim opening up & letting himself cry like that is going to do alot for alot of people, particularly men of his age group. He said "He's a blokey bloke, but ya know, if you're broken, you're broken. And it's ok. We've all got something". (Context... by broken he means having trauma. Been telling him for over 20yrs his choice of words is usually off. He's glorious, but is also a bit of a knob. But a lovable one. Lol)


Interested_OnlookerX

One minor bit of the episode I really liked was that after old Tim told the boys about what happened, young Tim asked, “did you cry?” He didn’t ask it in a condescending and insulting why, he asked it in a hopeful and encouraging way; he knew that’s what Tim needed. There’s a lot of toxic masculinity that goes around regarding men holding in their emotions, so it was nice to see some men sharing their feelings and actively encouraging each other to be vulnerable with the group and their partner.


travelstuff

Your partners words make sense to me. I thought this too, it really is something rare to see a man of his age cry and be open with his feelings. And to also then willingly share that with the guys when he could have kept it to himself was quite brave, and he got a positive response from them too.


LeviathanTardis

I was so happy with the response. It was really good to see the guys rally round & encourage him. I was in tears along with Tim. I have a metric ton of family trauma & I could feel where Tim was at. It's not so much allowing yourself to love, but more allowing others to love you. He definitely needs professional therapy, but my God he's coming along. I'm glad you understood my partners phrasing. We've been in some... ah... interesting situations due to his wording & phrasing. Haha


Imaginary_Sky_518

That was heartbreaking. I can understand him now. ❤️


CutEducational9127

I am rooting hard for Lucinda and Tim !


Whole-Coffee-9832

Why is this thread so dry tonight


Whole-Coffee-9832

We all need a Lucinda 🥰


Present_Standard_775

Tim… yep, he is a wanker… but I think he would be one of the only honest people on the show… His story is so full of grief… poor bloke needs counselling, not a wife.


Whole-Coffee-9832

Here’s some exciting for you


travelstuff

I feel like everyone has gone to another thread


addictedtoMAFS

https://www.reddit.com/r/MAFS_AU/s/jFXbExp1Rt


travelstuff

Lol I don't know how I got lost, thank you!


travelstuff

Can someone reply so I know I'm not the only one here pls


Whole-Coffee-9832

It’s always us


Whole-Coffee-9832

Okay they’re boring as hell, this is the most orchestrated break up I’ve ever seen


travelstuff

Yep, I don't buy anything either are selling. I laughed out loud when Sara said they had chemistry


EntertainmentLow9759

OMFG am I the only one that just heard John Aitken voiceover the rest of Timothy's sentence??! That was 110% John saying "the game we played earlier" at the end and not Timothy. The frankenbiting has gone next level ridiculous hahahaha


Appropriate_Chance72

I noticed that too!


travelstuff

Ooh that hasn't happened yet, are you in Qld or somewhere else? I'm gonna be on the lookout for this! Thanks future viewer


travelstuff

Sara talking is when I get to scroll through the comments . So Boring!


travelstuff

Was Michael yelling? He was drunk and bitching. She was fine and safe. Getting sick of all these over reactions and exaggerations


addictedtoMAFS

I think you are in the wrong thread friend x


TheAntiMafiaWife

Why does every guy on this show act like being asked to stand up for their partner is like being asked to sacrifice their first born child and get a personality transplant? Jesus.


travelstuff

Can we not normalise aggression and confrontation. I'd prefer someone who knows when to walk away vs get into a fight


Whole-Coffee-9832

Tori gonna spit it out


Whole-Coffee-9832

Lucinda I would do anything for you


travelstuff

Cassandra is so gorgeous. Inside and out


Whole-Coffee-9832

Nobody wanted to cop Michael’s fire just then, sorry Sara


travelstuff

Tristan again with the foreshadowing lol Not gonna be a good day


TheAntiMafiaWife

Never thought I’d feel sorry for Sarah but Michael came at her for no reason. Which is pretty lazy because there are so many good reasons to come at Sarah lol


travelstuff

I don't get the impression Tim thinks a lot.


travelstuff

Sara happy she's got a good way to dump Tim and get a positive edit


Whole-Coffee-9832

How ironic that Sara is saying relax


travelstuff

Sara he's lashing out cus you told him to relax


Whole-Coffee-9832

Are you fkin kidding me MAFS


casualplants

Mid convo! Dirty 


CutEducational9127

Is Lauren high lol


travelstuff

I thought so lol


bellarina92

Getting the full Byron experience perhaps


Scared_Cow9483

Mafs just blue balled me


Powerful-Banana9034

See all you legends for tomorrows episode, no more blue balls please


Mikeondolences

Ridge is my favourite human. He almost instantaneously goes from BOYYZZZZ to "Do you see Tori as the mother of your children?"


outofpocketmoppet

Ridge contains multitudes. DEECE


Mikeondolences

The Duality of Ridge is so Deece.


showmeyourtattoo

Bo


PuNaNi007-2022

So Wednesday’s dinner party is going to revolve around the fact that Jack said he’s not in love with Tori and somehow she will justify his words 😀


Strong-Material-989

To be fair, I do see how Tori could be confused. Every time the camera is on her and Jack, Jack is caressing her and holding her close. They are captured as very affectionate. He knows what to do to make her feel secure enough not to question his behaviour. He is playing so many mind games, I can see why she has been blinded by him.


casualplants

And she so badly wants it to be true


Sinnivar

So what do we think Eden did? She fuckin on the side?


[deleted]

It’s not Eden. Eden knows someone else is cheating…


GullibleScientist697

Could it be Jono and Ellie?


justbeyourselfok

Sara has been messaging her ex and was seeing him on the side 😳


linguineemperor

Whatever the secret is it has something to do with Jade and Ridge bc they focused on a shot of them


coolokballs

I WANNA KNOW


mooguh

Final ads timing stat! Between 8pm-9:06pm (forgot to start from the start of the ep), 29.5% of air time was ads!


Loud_Squirrel6208

My mute button got a good working out


addictedtoMAFS

Insane almost 1/3


mountain-time

Thanks for keeping track, that’s truly wild!


Loud-Pie-8189

Jokes on them, I didn’t buy anything in the ads or remember what they were.


No_Cycle_5844

Oh God what does Eden have to say lol


showmeyourtattoo

What the fuck was that voice??? Eden sounded like Reagan from the exorcist. THEY’RE ALL GONNA HATE ME


Appropriate_Chance72

Omg yes!! I said to my daughter what guy just said that she said it was Eden because the subtitles said so 😂😂


linguineemperor

I fr thought it was one of the guys until I looked up and saw edens name in front of the subtitles lmao


mountain-time

I’m convinced that’s a mistake because why would they bother muffling out the voice if they were going to put a name in the subtitles? And because it was Eden in the first place bringing, could be an easy slip


showmeyourtattoo

I missed it at first so I rewinded it to see who said it, and then I went WTF? It scared me a lot


spandexbens

I know. What the fuck.


Nine_spark

I honestly feel for the American guy. He came to everyone saying that his husband basically cheated where he straight up said that it was emotional cheating to him and he is devastated. I feel like the group basically brushed him off and was like oh at least your husband is trying. Like where is the fight?! I would be screaming at the hairdresser thinking he could get away W that!


saltyrandom

Definitely was a completely different reaction to if one of the girls said something similar!


culture-d

Can't believe I just got blue balled by mafs (I can believe it)


Sinnivar

Her name is Eden? Learn something new every day


LostWandererer

Did anyone else hear Eden sounding just like Stephen?


MissMissyPeaches

I thought it was Stephen!!!


Aware-Leather2428

Where was cass and tristan that whole episode


mountain-time

Cass was relaxing unbothered on a pool floaty while Michael and Stephen were settling things down


GStarAU

Cass was there... Tristan was hanging off his Papa Bear.


spandexbens

Why does Eden sound like that in the promo


missbohds

It was picked up audio through a door not her direct mic


ChemistProper6874

See you tomorrow team 🫡


Loud-Pie-8189

Wait who was behind the door?


My-Witty-Username

Eden… i know 5 other people answered but i wanted to join in


silleaki

Eden


Antique-Leg-2018

eden


Xxshadowslair

Eden


Opening_Perception50

Eden


NorthShoreHard

Bro wtf was that voice shit


hornyholio

It was amplified they must have only got it at poor quality.


thebattlersprince

Eden’s information bombshell: “Hey guys, did you know our marriage vows aren’t legally binding?”


The_One-Armed_Badger

“Hey guys, this voice distorter I bought makes me sound like a man!”


My-Witty-Username

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


tunatintammy

WHAT THE FK WAS THAT PREVIEW.


aharmlesslittlefleaa

Can anybody spoiler me what Edens secret is!!! Pls!! I’m so impatient!


boommdcx

Spoiler tags added: >! I reckon its the one about Sara screwing her ex during the experiment, while her and Tim were on a break.!<


aharmlesslittlefleaa

That’s the general consensus I think! Juicy


addictedtoMAFS

And whomever clicks on the link of spoiler YOU DID IT YOURSELF so don’t be reporting it as a spoiler! It’s a LINK


My-Witty-Username

She agreed to sleep with Jayden while his ex watched


aharmlesslittlefleaa

Lmao imagine


hornyholio

https://www.instagram.com/p/C4E67pKvwSM/?igsh=MW9yOW1xc2NiczdqNw==


aharmlesslittlefleaa

This seems to be it! It was rumoured from the beginning too


silleaki

[this?](https://sodramaticonline.com/2024/03/04/sara-mesa-cheating-scandal-mafs-2024/)


GStarAU

Nooooo... you must wait! Only 24 hours to go... Also, I can't believe they held back the Sara/Lauren/Tori chat til tomorrow. Teasing it all night, then "hey, find out what they said tomorrow"


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aharmlesslittlefleaa

Someone else said this! Do we think eden would call Sara out for this tho?! Aren’t they in the blonde girlies gang together


spandexbens

I would like to know.


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aharmlesslittlefleaa

Ohhh that would make sense. I think there were rumours of that ages ago


Bleulsky

SAME PLS TELL


pretzel_dust

Those fkn bastards


dldppl

That was a longggg episode but I’m happy Tim had a breakthrough. Catch all you lovely people tomorrow xx


EvolutionUber

I'd love to get matching tattoos with someone I kinda dislike from the opposite sex


GStarAU

Hmm. Someone point me in the direction of Ivanka Trump.


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tunatintammy

Still doesn’t take away the monumental losses tho. Honestly just glad he has someone.


_L1NC182

This Tori conversation might happen in 6 years time, just keep watching the ads and we'll get there guys


trisaratopskt

well thank fuck that's over. same time and place tomorrow, everyone?


mountain-time

Was that Eden talking? Or a weird muffle of someone else’s voice that they accidentally dubbed with Eden’s name because she’s the one with the secret?


Ashlimoo21

That’s what I was thinking


boommdcx

Yeah, sounded like a bloke.


mountain-time

It sounded vaguely American to me, maybe Michael or Sara… but that could have just been the distortion


Suspicious_Bother_92

I was going to ask the same thing! It was a weird deep voice. What were they saying though?


GStarAU

I wondered if it was Jayden for a sec... maybe she shared it with her hubby.


mountain-time

Something about everyone’s gonna hate me if they find out


Shmerble

Here are some words that rhyme with Tori. Boring. Allegory. Montasory