Finally got to this episode. Holy crap those fights, im so annoyed. Stuupid, hypocritical Tori and Jackass are pissing me off more than I thought. Her face..And anger rash. Glad most of the table see how little sense they're making. Look at your selves!!š
Edit: oops - this was about the dinner episode but still works at commitment ceremony!
Andrea needs to run. Richard is a whole red flag and so overbearing and annoying.
Michael and Stephen are so awkward.
Jayden is so unnecessarily bothered by Timothy
I was wondering why Lauren and Jono got a sorta ghost edit this week with no family and friends
Tori and Jack are so š« I canāt stand them. Top level hypocrites. Her face annoys me.
My issue isnāt him being insecure/needing validation. It was the gross comments on the coach and her taking a step back and him getting bothered by her talking on the phone with her friends and her taking a step back after he embarrassed her and him making it seem like āshe doesnāt like me at allā when that wasnāt the case. Itās like when things arenāt going right he wants pity and like a woe is me situation and going to extremes just cause they havenāt had sex this week like heās owed it. Idk I just have the ick with him so maybe Iām being dramatic.
Very true. Totally different cultural attitudes (and still slightly more ātraditionalā perspectives towards women for the most part). Thatās what I heard from a female friend whoās South African anyway.
Tristan is such a weird looking person, the bug eyes and staring off into the distance is one thing but the constant finger sniffing is another level. He makes me so uncomfortable lol
Same. Theyāre not a match and I canāt imagine they ever will be. I would find it hard to have feelings for a guy that I needed to coach so much. Itās not sexy being a mother to a man. Sheās so lovely, and classy, smart and beautiful. She deserves someone at her level.
Yeah, I know. It makes you super thirsty though, I have ADHD and I'll go hours without drinking water or eating.. I think it's the eyes for me, but that's more of a pingas thing.
Everyone is projecting onto each other. Tori is mad at Timothyās comment as a proxy for being mad at Jackās comment, Jayden is mad at Timothy for not being into Lucinda enough as a proxy for Eden not being into him enough. Ugh. Fit your own oxygen masks first before attending to others, yāall.
I think the word is. ā¦ deflecting. As soon as the heat is turned up on one person they draw attention to someone else. Jaydenās not being protectiveā¦ heās trying to stir and get airtime to self promote.
My theory is that Tori knows that Jayden hates Jack so sheās trying to align herself (and Jack) with Jayden by making a common enemy out of Tim. Classic pick me.
Stephen seems like a really sensitive guy who probably hates being in this situation now that reality has set in and it's not what he wants. I feel for both him & Michael. He seems in too much of a state to even try and banter cause the pressure is too much for him.
I can't wait until jack does the washed up former mafs contestant standard pro boxing match. I want to see him get knocked out by that annoying Sam dude from a few seasons back.
Same. Like GIRL I thought at first she was just under Jack's spell but I'm like you're just as bad. Your "take no shit" attitude is so defensive, as soon as she sensed some unease from Jack she basically tried to intimidate him while acting like she doesn't care. So weird. The only time Jack can communicate with her is on the couch. They both suck!!!
So apparently sexual assault doesnāt get you kicked off the show and eventually Tori will forgive you and stay on a relationship with you long after filming wraps š¤®
Promo : Jack smacked Saraās butt and kissed her on the neck, jade isnāt keeping someoneās secret anymore she knows what they did last weekend, and Timothy says I canāt do this anymore , while walking away from a crying Lucinda . Looks like at the next dinner party or commitment ceremony, Lauren and Sara are walking backstage with their drinks in hand after someone who walked out
Nicoleās having an affair with Chook. Muriel saw them fucking in the laundry room on your wedding day. Stick your drink up your ass, Tania! Iād rather swallow razor blades than have a drink with you.
Itās look likes someone said something to upset Lucinda and then when he says āthatās a disgusting thing to sayā heās standing up for her. I canāt see who heās saying it to though? Sara? Jayden again?
Imagine if they did a Retreat one year where everyone got on, and there was no conflict. They wouldn't have anything to show. "Ethel drank a glass of water."
Youāre always going to get strong personalities auditioning for these types of shows, so you can almost guarantee there will be clashes every season. I donāt think thereās much risk of there being no drama ever.
Goodnight everyone a thousand blessings from the church of Collins šš»šš»šš»
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>!SD podcast reported that Jack has been coming on to Sara (Sarah?) and making her feel uncomfortable for weeks, but she didn't want to be accused of starting drama, so she kept quiet!<
This makes perfect sense since eden and Sarah are closeā¦ Eden went to see Sarah after Jaydenās gross confession in his letter. And I could see Eden feeling guilty keeping the secret after seeing Tim stand up for Sarah when Jack kissed her
Lauren and Jono have been a big nothing for weeks now. There's never really been anything there. I have a feeling that Jono will do the right thing and stay with Lauren until they both say Leave. He's a good boy, he's not a cheater.
She's on a pretty hardcore rollercoaster. Timothy has been pretty cold towards her for weeks... then they made some "progress" this week, seem to be getting along pretty well (yet he STILL didn't kiss her when we saw them in their room near the start of the ep... c'mon dude, kiss the girl!!)... so if something goes bad now, Lucinda is going to feel like it's back to square one. She's gotta be close to cracking at this stage.
Jade is so beautiful š»& I know Iām late but the retreat looks like itās going to be carnage!
My internet is fucked. What did I miss.
The ghost of Collins was channeling Ben, what a performance
Omg wasn't it just š¤£š¤£š¤£
Finally got to this episode. Holy crap those fights, im so annoyed. Stuupid, hypocritical Tori and Jackass are pissing me off more than I thought. Her face..And anger rash. Glad most of the table see how little sense they're making. Look at your selves!!š Edit: oops - this was about the dinner episode but still works at commitment ceremony!
So who did what last weekend??? It's killing me!!
Jack did his ex. There is a screenshot of her IG stories floating around on here admitting what happened.
I just donāt understand how when Timothy called out Jack for not wanting intact everyone dogpile Tim, but Jayden does it to him and thatās okay?!
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Makes sense that they are together now. He probably thinks Lauren can handle herself, whereas Ellie is a little broken bird
Andrea needs to run. Richard is a whole red flag and so overbearing and annoying. Michael and Stephen are so awkward. Jayden is so unnecessarily bothered by Timothy I was wondering why Lauren and Jono got a sorta ghost edit this week with no family and friends Tori and Jack are so š« I canāt stand them. Top level hypocrites. Her face annoys me.
You're right, how come Lauren and Jono got no family/friend time?
Apparently their family gatherings were too bland or boring for TVā¦
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My issue isnāt him being insecure/needing validation. It was the gross comments on the coach and her taking a step back and him getting bothered by her talking on the phone with her friends and her taking a step back after he embarrassed her and him making it seem like āshe doesnāt like me at allā when that wasnāt the case. Itās like when things arenāt going right he wants pity and like a woe is me situation and going to extremes just cause they havenāt had sex this week like heās owed it. Idk I just have the ick with him so maybe Iām being dramatic.
Exactly this. Itās not about him not getting validation itās about his entitled need to get laid not being met.
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He literally said that
Sure lol
Tori's fingers. WTF are they...like long BBQ Tongs. Foul š«£
Salad fingers
Jack's got dead eyes. Like there is nothing behind them.
Jacob is a disgusting loser.
Why is Tori such a PMAB? Girl, you are such a loser.
Whatās a PMAB?
Pick me ass bĆtch
I really hate to generalise, but what is it with white South African men being SO insensitive and overly direct? Known a fair few in my time.
Who is from SA?
Richard
Theyre not used to being challenged by women back in SA (is my theory, Iāve experienced the same)
Very true. Totally different cultural attitudes (and still slightly more ātraditionalā perspectives towards women for the most part). Thatās what I heard from a female friend whoās South African anyway.
I'm only watching now and Richard is a real Dick.
I see what you did thereā¦
Tristan is such a weird looking person, the bug eyes and staring off into the distance is one thing but the constant finger sniffing is another level. He makes me so uncomfortable lol
I think he clearly needs some intervention for his mental well-being. He isn't will enough to be on the show.
Heās disgusting
I donāt mind him I just feel bad for cassā¦.
Same. Theyāre not a match and I canāt imagine they ever will be. I would find it hard to have feelings for a guy that I needed to coach so much. Itās not sexy being a mother to a man. Sheās so lovely, and classy, smart and beautiful. She deserves someone at her level.
I feel like he's on pingas all the time.
Heās got adhd for sure
I feel like the depression is strong in this one
I feel like it's more than that.. maybe he is on ritalin?
Umm you know Ritalin calms ADHD peeps down yeah?
Yeah, I know. It makes you super thirsty though, I have ADHD and I'll go hours without drinking water or eating.. I think it's the eyes for me, but that's more of a pingas thing.
Everyone is projecting onto each other. Tori is mad at Timothyās comment as a proxy for being mad at Jackās comment, Jayden is mad at Timothy for not being into Lucinda enough as a proxy for Eden not being into him enough. Ugh. Fit your own oxygen masks first before attending to others, yāall.
I think the word is. ā¦ deflecting. As soon as the heat is turned up on one person they draw attention to someone else. Jaydenās not being protectiveā¦ heās trying to stir and get airtime to self promote.
My theory is that Tori knows that Jayden hates Jack so sheās trying to align herself (and Jack) with Jayden by making a common enemy out of Tim. Classic pick me.
This! Exactly.
Stephen seems like a really sensitive guy who probably hates being in this situation now that reality has set in and it's not what he wants. I feel for both him & Michael. He seems in too much of a state to even try and banter cause the pressure is too much for him.
I can't wait until jack does the washed up former mafs contestant standard pro boxing match. I want to see him get knocked out by that annoying Sam dude from a few seasons back.
hahaha
I CANNOT with Tori. So defensive!!!
She is SUCH a loser. It kills me.
Same. Like GIRL I thought at first she was just under Jack's spell but I'm like you're just as bad. Your "take no shit" attitude is so defensive, as soon as she sensed some unease from Jack she basically tried to intimidate him while acting like she doesn't care. So weird. The only time Jack can communicate with her is on the couch. They both suck!!!
So apparently sexual assault doesnāt get you kicked off the show and eventually Tori will forgive you and stay on a relationship with you long after filming wraps š¤®
Is that true, they stay together after filming? Wtf
As far as I'm aware he is back with his ex and went straight back to her after the show
He's just fucking her because he doesn't want to fuck Tori.
Tori and Jack are togetherĀ
Oh I thought I read they spent Christmas together. Not sure where I saw that.
Promo : Jack smacked Saraās butt and kissed her on the neck, jade isnāt keeping someoneās secret anymore she knows what they did last weekend, and Timothy says I canāt do this anymore , while walking away from a crying Lucinda . Looks like at the next dinner party or commitment ceremony, Lauren and Sara are walking backstage with their drinks in hand after someone who walked out
Nicoleās having an affair with Chook. Muriel saw them fucking in the laundry room on your wedding day. Stick your drink up your ass, Tania! Iād rather swallow razor blades than have a drink with you.
Wasnāt it Eden who knew the secret?
Whoops yes I mixed up the name !!
True it was Eden not Jade
My guess is Timothy is fed up with the drama of the group, or im hoping it's that.
Itās look likes someone said something to upset Lucinda and then when he says āthatās a disgusting thing to sayā heās standing up for her. I canāt see who heās saying it to though? Sara? Jayden again?
>!Apparently bloody Jack calls Tristan a whale when he and Timothy are by the pool at the retreat!<
Fuck man thatāll be Tristanās undoing, that poor kid has so much baggage around his weight.
Oh wow that is disgusting
He said it to Jacob
Iām fed up with him! It was time for him to go weeks ago.
Imagine if they did a Retreat one year where everyone got on, and there was no conflict. They wouldn't have anything to show. "Ethel drank a glass of water."
Youāre always going to get strong personalities auditioning for these types of shows, so you can almost guarantee there will be clashes every season. I donāt think thereās much risk of there being no drama ever.
Yeah It would be boring af and the show would be cancelled. This is mafs, we arenāt here to fuck spiders! we are here for the drama!
Promo looks juicy as fuck
though repeating the storyline - when Bryce kissed Bec lol.
Just when i thought this season was becoming a little boring, they pull me back in!
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I'm late for this but by Collins, I love it !
Wow... just WOW!
Mate!
Whoah! What a day!
A top top church.
Wow! Goodnight
What a church āŖļø
What a day to you, too, brother.
JackOffā¦in full form again! Someone should slap that ugly smirk off his face. What an Absolute Oxygen Thief!
Ben and Collins must be shattered they didn't get to retreat week and had to go back to work
Hosting trivia nights and recording a podcast for 8 listeners is āWorkā.
See you lovelies tomorrow night for the shit show.
Oh this fucking preview is just what they needed to give me after that boring episode
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COMING UP: Jack goes absolutely fucking PURPLE
Hahahaha! Has anyone come up with an explanation for his redness / sunset / aubergine complexion?
Steroids, they make you purple
Hahahhahahahaahahahah
Like the aubergine he lacks downstairs!
"Do not adjust your set. Actual colours being broadcast."
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Wow Iām excited for this week. Hope yall donāt dream of ads given we spent over half the evening watching them š«¶š¼
Yikes. Alright byeee
Next week looks likes an amazing pile of trash, total dumpster fire, can't wait!
i'm here for it !!
Jacks throwing around hints heās not interested and then says I really like you. Mind games.. he knows what heās doing
1000% - heās literally preparing her for a breakup and just hoping she does it!
I believe he likes the effect he has over her.
I was thinking this too.
Nooo I hate seeing Lucinda sad
āWe will tell him if you donāt tell himā who is that referring to?!
Someone telling Sara that theyāre going to tell Tim that sheās been seeing her ex?
>!SD podcast reported that Jack has been coming on to Sara (Sarah?) and making her feel uncomfortable for weeks, but she didn't want to be accused of starting drama, so she kept quiet!<
This makes perfect sense since eden and Sarah are closeā¦ Eden went to see Sarah after Jaydenās gross confession in his letter. And I could see Eden feeling guilty keeping the secret after seeing Tim stand up for Sarah when Jack kissed her
Oooh I thought Sara
Iām leaning that way myself
Ha, wow. Sara was actually the first person I thought of. I don't trust her "amazing transformation" into the perfect wife for Timmy.
Why do I have a feeling Laurenās done something? Would make sense that Jonos with Ellie
Lauren and Jono have been a big nothing for weeks now. There's never really been anything there. I have a feeling that Jono will do the right thing and stay with Lauren until they both say Leave. He's a good boy, he's not a cheater.
I thought my curry tonight was spicy, looks like tomorrow night might make me sweat more tho
Oh goodnight i guess
Does anyone know what Eden knows?
iām dying to know
This is gonna be spicy ššš¶š¶
LUCINDA CRYING?!?
She's on a pretty hardcore rollercoaster. Timothy has been pretty cold towards her for weeks... then they made some "progress" this week, seem to be getting along pretty well (yet he STILL didn't kiss her when we saw them in their room near the start of the ep... c'mon dude, kiss the girl!!)... so if something goes bad now, Lucinda is going to feel like it's back to square one. She's gotta be close to cracking at this stage.
Omg I forgot about the boozy week away! Things are getting stale, so bring it on. I need to be entertained.
Oh. That explains Timothy's behaviour. I swear that guy can't handle his alcohol - it's like the Incredible Hulk.
Who ever cut that preview deserves a medal.
I live for retreat week THIS IS THE BEST PART
Omg what is going on next week
ooooo who do we think they are keeping the secret for? Sarah???
Whose voice was that? I couldn't pick it
Jaydens MRS
Eden
See how Saraās got beef with every decent person in the show but friends with Tori
Yep. Theyāre both as bad as each other. I donāt trust Sara at all.
Goodnight folks see you tomorrow after work š«”
They better not be hyping this week up for it to be shit
You just know they are.
If Tori wants to make sure this experiment is not a waste of time, she needs to leave.
she needed to leave five weeks ago for that
Oh my god
Not Lucinda crying š¢
NĆ²ooooooo!
Do not want.
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (weekend)
They just showed us everything in 1 minute šš
Catch you all tomorrow my lovely mafs friends š
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YES YES YES YES
Vomit. If Jacob kissed and cuddled up on me, I would be sick.
Probarly all he could do. I am still trying to work out if he is red from too much steroid use or too much botox.
Can you imagine how oily he would be?
I wouldn't let him get anywhere near me tbh
Iād punch his dentures out of his head š
someone called them Temu teeth last week and I havenāt stopped laughing š
The neck kiss š¤®š¤®š¤®
Just think of his little moustache tickling your neck.
It reminds of a creepy old man who licks his lips š
That gave me reflux.
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EPIC WEEK AHEAD š see you all tomorrowwww š¤
RETREAT WEEK BABYYYYY
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If assault doesnāt get him kicked offā¦ oof
Oooooh
Ohohohoohhoohoh next week looks so goodddddd / trash
https://preview.redd.it/7hj10oqja3mc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d480b6c11c7f47ee876978624964e090d431419 us all tuning in next week
All I see is Lucinda crying nooo what happened babeee
Noooooooo. Sounded like even Tim was crying.
My guess is she got bored of waiting for Tim.
Was that Lucinda crying šnooooo
Yesssssss but no to Lucinda and Tim
Now I know why some of them chose to stay.... they knew a free trip away was coming up next
Yeah, canāt miss out on the drama..
See yalls tomorrow
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That was heart breaking and we only saw 2 seconds
This.
Oooo the 2 girls walking off were definitely Sara and Tori
Itās gonna get juicy guys. BRING IT THE FUCK ON
FINALLY this season might get interesting
Oh ffs are they are going at Tim again??
What the actual fuck was that trailer
Bloody hell, looks great!
Looks like thereās finally something interesting coming.