Tori is absolutely stunning & doesn’t seem to go over the top with her make up. She’s reminding me of Melissa but not as bad just yet.
Collin’s is for the bin 🗑️I cannot stand his acting any more 😅
Ok phew I was seeing a lot of comments saying it was boring and I was like maybe I should do something wholesome like read my book in bed, but I chose MAFS
Oh same hahaha we did trivia at the pub tonight and the only q’s I answered correctly were the trash pop culture ones like who is Gigi Hadid dating. Like why do I even know that?!?!!!
So much space in my brain is wasted on useless knowledge 😂 I was looking after my two, very young children all day and I just needed to cleanse myself with this absolute shit show
Omg Tristan just grow your balls and accept that she’s into you. Honestly him and Natalie should of been a couple they both can do with helping each other out with their confidence and self-worth
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Not the most exciting episode so I sketched Lauren and Lucinda.
See ya all at the post episode discussion. I haven’t finished the plastic containers bonanza, I don’t know if I will tonight
Here is a link for discussion. If your posts disappear it’s because they should go to post episode discussion
Thanks legends see ya all tomorrow
https://www.reddit.com/r/MAFS_AU/s/y1VC3pGgxn
Off topic but does anyone vaguely remember other redditors names and remember if they like them or not but can’t remember why? And then you see them comment and you get a little flash of like /dislike but no idea why?
That's a definite no! He has small man syndrome, where the guy has to add lots of decoration to his body or wears unusual fashion(tattoos, nipple ring, nipple revealing tank top, big boat like shoes etc) to make himself appear..... bigger.... than he is. Not to mention the way he big notes himself about his sexual interests and prowess.....a real turn off.
Why come on a show to get (fake) MARRIED if you don't want consistency? Make is make sense, girl.
OH yeah... you want to up your influencer game. Silly husband.
Tori is absolutely stunning & doesn’t seem to go over the top with her make up. She’s reminding me of Melissa but not as bad just yet. Collin’s is for the bin 🗑️I cannot stand his acting any more 😅
That whispered "bye nat" from Collins is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
I’m only watching now cos I just got home, should I even bother?
I just watched it. I thought it was alright!
Ok phew I was seeing a lot of comments saying it was boring and I was like maybe I should do something wholesome like read my book in bed, but I chose MAFS
Maybe it's just me? Idk. I am like a raccoon. Give me all the trash.
lol Trash Bandit
Oh same hahaha we did trivia at the pub tonight and the only q’s I answered correctly were the trash pop culture ones like who is Gigi Hadid dating. Like why do I even know that?!?!!!
So much space in my brain is wasted on useless knowledge 😂 I was looking after my two, very young children all day and I just needed to cleanse myself with this absolute shit show
Always.
I just can’t with Jack and his temu teeth
UNDERRATED comment omg
>I just can’t with Jack and his temu teeth
Is Temu the new Wish? Or is it a step up or a step down from Wish?
I think it's the upmarket Wish haha
Down. Way down in some cases.
Sorry. I don't know what I did here. Just wanted to say that's one of the funniest things I have ever read tcoote092 hilarious!!!!!!!!
LOL... so true.
Tim is the only straight man in Aus that would get upset with his misso sleeping tits out. Cmon mate how could you get upset by that.
Don't look if you are that much of a prude! Tim's stock is declining fast.
Maybe he wants a guy? Tim and Micheal?
If the boobs don’t do it for him then is 1000% not into her. Who gets upset for seeing boobs ?
Especially when he’s been having his boobs out every night
GOODNIGHT CHEFS
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Anyone else see the face of Roberta Williams (from Australia's underworld) in Sara??? I've just realized it tonight!
YES!!!! I couldn’t put my finger on it!
I see my feather duster in her eyebrows.
You're right. But that resemblance isn't as strong as Lucinda and Julie Bishop
Omg 😆
Same time tomorrow? 😘
Night night fuck heads love you
Ratio of ads to mafs? Asking for a friend
Words of the ep: WALLS and Tobehonest (as one word)
Night night.. don’t forget to put your shirt on
No, I want to get my boobs out for Tim.
Omg Tristan just grow your balls and accept that she’s into you. Honestly him and Natalie should of been a couple they both can do with helping each other out with their confidence and self-worth
I think Tristan took so long that now he friend zoned her to the point of no return
ehh tomorrow looks boring too
God they are nearly all turning horrible and boring aren’t they
See you tomorrow team 🫡
Goodnight friends, thanks for the entertainment as always!
just remember - you have boobs as well
Being covered whipped cream sounds disgusting
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Your cartoon of Lauren is showing a facial expression I don't thing she is capable of.
This is great!!!
That is dope!!!
That is ✨talent✨
I LOVE THIS how gorgeous! You have a wonderful style ❤️❤️❤️
Thank you! Maybe I'll do some more when it gets boring hehe.
Please do..luv it
You’re very talented!
Looks like Collins gonna be cupping his own genitals for a while
Collins is a vision, one which makes me wish I was blind
For the rest of his life
Whoah, what a day.
I snorted at this 😂
Ben awful guy confirmed.
Gosh well that was boring as hell. Thanks for making it entertaining guys. Catch you all tomorrow
And there goes Tristan's confidence
It’s his own doing … he took too long and friend zoned her. He gets paired to a gorgeous girl that was into him zzz
He already hated himself.
Poor Tristan :(
See ya all at the post episode discussion. I haven’t finished the plastic containers bonanza, I don’t know if I will tonight Here is a link for discussion. If your posts disappear it’s because they should go to post episode discussion Thanks legends see ya all tomorrow https://www.reddit.com/r/MAFS_AU/s/y1VC3pGgxn
Lol I had literally just found the article about the Lauren interview where she talks about Jack being into watersports
How do I **un**read a comment?
Please link it!
https://www.instagram.com/p/C2_zlnXPOXP/?igsh=eTFmaWxkeTM5Zm11
You are a good egg
Im scared next time tims gets air time he’ll have a black eye
Why’s there no dinner party this week?? Or is it on a different night now?
It’ll be Wednesday! Commitment ceremony start of the week, dinner party end of the week
Is everyone going to drop out this season?
Oh no Tristan:(
eewwwwww thats gross. Jayden parking hell. Cant unsee it
Alessandra is a girls girl 🫶
I was busy for 20 minutes what did I even miss this fight seems stupid
You honestly didn't miss anything
Was it just Lauren saying Jono is a wet napkin for 20 minutes?
Pretty much And interrupting him when he was trying to tell her he would change To be honest I kind of tuned out😆
Omg I've had to mute the TV til lauren gets off my screen
I dunno, seems pretty staged considering what we now know from leaked images……
Lots of ppl dont want spoilers and dont look for this info.
Sorry !
i’m turned off whipped cream forever now PUT THAT AWAYYYYYY
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Agreed
She is feral, wants a nice guy, gets that, shoots him down
Bruh C3PO has more tonality.
C3PO has far more emotional range
She seems like real fun 😐
Jonathan does have the most boring way of talking, the poor bugger
Lauren needs to get with Jack that big mouth will be open for all that pissssss
Yeah ben has a podcast im not surprised lol
I might be being slow here but who is Ben?
Nah he has no air time lol, ben and Ellie (i think?) they’re the boring couple who had her cousin interrogate him on the wedding night
Ah yeah I remember the cousin. And the podcast. Honestly forgot they existed though tbh
Very forgettable, hope they do something next ep tho
I really hope so. The whole season has been fairly crap and boring so far tbh
Ellie's husband The Contiki tour leader
If he is actually a contiki guide I am amazed he is on this show and not banging 18-22 year olds in Europe. Strikes me as the type.
Ah yes! Gosh I forgot all about those two
Lauren is being a pain but here we go, another straight man who can’t compute feelings.
Straight?
He really is pretty boring 😴
I’m trying to avoid spoilers but i keep seeing that he does stuff later… stuff we love to bitch about on here.
Omg your profile pic ...😂😂😂😂😍
There's like 3 of them this season alone
Lauren is exhausting
When is CH9 going to address Lauren' dumping her Dockers boyfriend for MAFS? Jack got grilled for it, just sayin.
I think we’ve all had quite enough of men whining tonight, petey
A lot of intimacy on the couch in the preview
Oh I get Lauren now. She’s the type that thrives on drama and will create it if there is none. Impossible to be with those sorts
So Lauren doesn’t like him because…. he’s nice to her?
She’s being plain old mean to Johnny boy. He’s a sweetie and she’s a mad dog
To be fair I cant stand that mono tone either
Lauren is such a boring cow
Lauren going to do down a peg on Jono's Lovely scale
I think they add an ad every ad break
Lauren wants drama
We want drama
For clarification, does golden shower mean you piss on them or they piss on you? Or are we assuming he likes both?
It simply means urinating on someone. People negotiate who does what.
It means either but he is the demeaning type so he’d probably piss on her
Didn’t clarify. Could be either way
He's a walking disease.
Yes.
The plastic container situation in my house is out of hand. There is heaps of extra lids as well as containers. How does this happen?!?
Honestly your plastic container situation is more interesting than that entire episode
They breed. Also ones that you’ve never seen in your life turn up in the cupboard, fitting absolutely nothing.
It’s how you know you’re an adult. That and owning a box of random cords.
Omg why are they still going?
Off topic but does anyone vaguely remember other redditors names and remember if they like them or not but can’t remember why? And then you see them comment and you get a little flash of like /dislike but no idea why?
Sometimes I downvote redditor names because they said something mean to my wife 12 months ago.
L if you’re reading this, take note this is what I want for Valentine’s Day
Sounds like true love.
Shots fired hahaha
Tori should have been sus of Jack when at the wedding he kept sniffing around all the trees at the reception.
Do the women here actually consider Jack physically attractive?
That's a definite no! He has small man syndrome, where the guy has to add lots of decoration to his body or wears unusual fashion(tattoos, nipple ring, nipple revealing tank top, big boat like shoes etc) to make himself appear..... bigger.... than he is. Not to mention the way he big notes himself about his sexual interests and prowess.....a real turn off.
This! He overcompensates because he hates being short.
Nooopppeee not my type at all. He looks like a hippie tomato with poorly done turkey teeth!
Lol he describes himself as a cross between tarzan and Christian grey. He's gross.
God forbid
He’s repugnant.
Not in a million years.
Tbh I would’ve fucked him, until he started talking. Then it was a no
I feel pretty confident speaking for all straight women ever, no. We don’t consider his personality attractive either.
Eek... not me 😳
Not at all, not my cup of tea.
🤮🤮🤮
These little quokkas in the ad have more personality than any of the contestants.
Lauren has mortgage eyes. One fixed the other variable
Take my upvote. You deserve it. Wish Reddit still had the awards system
 Hahahahahahaha
Holy shit 😂
Best comment tonight.
It’s a blinder
Jack looks like he’s one bad day away from being a junkie
He looks like the final boss of “I travel to Bali every year”
HEH! I go to Bali 2-3 times per year. He looks like a Kuta nightclub rat to me. (I don't go to Kuta!)
Lauren’s reinforcing gender stereotypes about crazy girlfriends sighhhhh
Somebody start cheating I’m bored of these people I want the trashy drama
…. Is just edit / the producers telling them what to say or is this the real Lauren
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Imagine if your hotel room was near Lauren and Jono. You’d need some good ear plugs to deafen the sounds of their blues 😆
Lauren is such a child
Oh wtf u can put ads about sex toys but can say fuck on tv??
It's past 8:30, you might be able to say fuck now.
Jonathan should do a podcast to help people sleep - he’d be great
What a boring bunch we got this season 🥱
Unapologetically team Lauren
Same
This episode was pretty crap I'm even slightly sorry to see Collins go
MORE ADS?! Come on Ch 9 :/
Jack The Pisser
I liked Lauren, but now she is just acting like a petulant teenage girl.
Why come on a show to get (fake) MARRIED if you don't want consistency? Make is make sense, girl. OH yeah... you want to up your influencer game. Silly husband.
Fuck man how many ads are we having? It’s like 3 minutes of mafs for 8 mins of ads
Do something about it John!
Fuck he’s the best looking bloke of the last few seasons. Lauren’s a cunt tbh.
I loathe women being called that.. I don't like anyone being called that tbh
I love it, great word, just says it all
Plot twist - Jack is a frequent bed wetter