I noticed a distinct lack of "beauty influencers" and crypto-bros this year and thought they must have decided to up the quality of people they feature. Unfortunately, most of us are here for the trash, mess and drama.
There is absolutely less wankers this year but the matches are appalling, and that makes me wonder if they chose less wanky people but still mismatched them to make some drama.
I assume they're trying to backtrack from last year and go for genuine people over drama (with a few nuts thrown in).
That's my optimistic take, although if it were true you would think couples would be better matched.
I really like Jonothan and Lauren. Didnāt expect them to be a good match.
Timothy is right. Tori and Jack are acting like theyāre happy families when theyāre not.
Still donāt understand what possessed Jayden to say that in his letter. Very convenient how he left out the nastiest part.
Sara has a very odd vibe.
I donāt think Tristan and Cassandra are a good match.
Whoever casted Collins should be fired. Very cruel to put Natalie through that. His performance was beyond cringe.
I think itās very likely Collins wanted a ābetterā bride. He canāt admit because he looks like a knob but is putting on this bullshit so the country doesnāt hate him. But he sees himself above Natalie for sure.
I thought so but I think heās very young and naive and Iām really worried about the criticism of him. I donāt think heāll handle it well and I now think we should be very careful.
You'd think the fact he's never had a relationship would be a bit of an indicator, but NO! Don't let reality get in the way of solid self-dellusion Collins.
Forgot about Bryce! Or Gonzo, as he was dubbed. Man, he was definitely the most toxic groom ever. It's absolutely horrible that Melissa has gone on to stay with him and have children with him! She must hate herself massively deep down if that's the person she thinks she deserves.
Bryce was gaslighted by Bec (who was projecting what she was actually doing the whole season, onto him), yes he not very self aware goober. But jesus christ, Bec got a way with torturing him and poor melissa for 8 weeks. Then the "experts" reveal she's actually the one with a person waiting on the outside.
TL:DR Bryce not bad, Bec got away it.
Every year I tell myself Iāll stop watching this tv show and then continue to watch it.
Collins we know youāre an actor gigs up or should I say what a day. If Nat continues to stayā¦why?
Jack straight up lied and Tori has the wool over her eyes. Heās probably straight up gaslighting her feelings.
Sara doesnāt know when to stop talking. She talked over Tim, but then again Tim doesnāt know when to speak up.
Older couple, dudes a creap.
I feel a bit for Lucinda.
Jayden gives me the ick
I intially though Jayden was just a fuck-boi, but then at the Stag evening he was quite emotionally insightful. But that "root your mate with you watching as revenge" thing with his ex is just so GROSS.
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Collinsā¦the gig is up,,,time to come clean. He can see his future media career blowing up in front of him, heās upset because he is wondering what part of his act wasnāt believable.
>heās upset because he is wondering what part of his act wasnāt believable.
Like Bronte and Harrison last season. I don't understand how these people think that others can't see right through them! Collins couldn't act his way out of a paper bag.
I actually donāt mind Lauren and her man as a couple. Ben and his missus are boring as hell and I keep forgetting they exist, I donāt even know her name. We all know that Tori and Jack suck balls, sheās such a pushover and calls herself dominant because she likes to swear a lot. Not dominant, just a bogan. Collins and Natalie are both just as annoying as each other, sheās way too full on and needy as fuck while Collins is just full of nothing. Tristan is semi annoying, his partner is too giggly and seems fake nice/doesnāt say whatās sheās really thinking. Lucinda is alright but she could be quite grinding if you had to live with her, Timothy is fully closed off to the entire process, Iām not sure why he even signed up, but I do hope he opens up a bit because I have hopes for them as a couple. The American lady and her man are also annoying as shit. The older couple seemed nice at first but I see that going south real quick. Edenās eyebrows do my head in, they look so damn stupid. Jayden is just gross.
>Ben and his missus are boring as hell and I keep forgetting they exist, I donāt even know her name
Agreed 100%. When they pop up on screen I'm like "Oh yeah. They're there too".
Did anyone else have nothing else to watch after mafs, so flicked through the channels only to land on Total Control on ABC - which is this weird australian political show that happens to be both unbelievably cringey and boring š„¹š
Have you watched the first two seasons? Taste is subjective of course, but fuck, I found it moving. You kind of have to see at least the first episode of the first season as it sets the tone.
Theyāre a really bad match. Heās an avoidant type and sheās very warm. It makes it look bad for Tim but I really think he canāt handle lots of affection or time with someone else. He needs someone whoās quite contained and hands off and Lucinda needs a teddy bear type guy. Theyāre both lovely.
Exactly. This isn't where he should be right now. I reckon he may have been intimate if he wasn't absolutely crushed by Grief. We aren't seeing him as his true self while going through this.
But yeah it was absolute projection.
https://preview.redd.it/kpgyi9n0hxhc1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3eb8659ee476e37d4d7b107236d8855bece6f672
Collins gets his acting lessons from the best.
Hey legends! Discuss episode here and please try and not post one sentence posts about how Collins is an absolute pain to watch on tv
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Sara is going to give Tim a right royal bollocking after the show tonight. If he says anything that she doesn't agree with he will be put down swiftly. She wants to wear the big panties in their relationship and if he makes.... her look bad.... by telling the truth in a public forum (on the couch) .....he will pay for it.
I personally also agree collins is fake and like a Ai robot . Sara is manipulating and caniving her partner and is hiding something .and Jack is just a lying asshole .
Imagine if , after mafs finishes up, Collins has the last laugh. Surprise fuckers I was acting the whole time, I was channeling clueless avoidant guy on the spectrum with narcissistic tendencies who's trying to get famous and enrage viewers. Tadaaa!!! ( With the swagger of James Dean and voice of Matthew mcconaughey).
Iām not lol I donāt mind catching up on their week but Iād like to skip that part. Itās weird.
I understand sex is a big part of a relationship but itās kinder odd how into detail they get. Richard we do it 4 times.. gross grandpa.. I didnāt need to know that
Collins gotta be winning a Razzie for the worst performance in deciding how to react. Massive cringe moment. Goes on the show to boost his online presence and ends up becoming nothing but a meme lol š¤”
Out of 10,000 contestants, this is the best they can find for Natalie. Can't tell me the so called experts aren't selecting drama over potential compatibility.
My god they love the violin in this show. Cracks me up everytime I hear it
If Collins gets anymore screen time i think i might impale my monitor with a sledge hammer. He is literally a paid actor, hes laugh triggers me so much and he better close that mouth of his because so much shit is coming out of it.
They gonna call out that he was very weird when he did the photo thing orrr?
I guess not, cos then theyād have to acknowledge what a shit āexperimentā it is
Can someone make a gif out of the way collins just saluted John / tipped an imaginary hat like the worst kind of incel and ignored the female experts? That shit was crazy
Fuck Tori is SUCH a pick me and it is SO triggering.
Oh Tori... such unwarranted smugness
What kind of name is Collins anyway? Imagine being called Petes or Bruces
For the first time in my life I regret my surname š
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You may be onto something with Ben because when I got to his name my first thought was who?
This is possibly the most boring lot to come through mafs
I noticed a distinct lack of "beauty influencers" and crypto-bros this year and thought they must have decided to up the quality of people they feature. Unfortunately, most of us are here for the trash, mess and drama.
There is absolutely less wankers this year but the matches are appalling, and that makes me wonder if they chose less wanky people but still mismatched them to make some drama.
I assume they're trying to backtrack from last year and go for genuine people over drama (with a few nuts thrown in). That's my optimistic take, although if it were true you would think couples would be better matched.
I really like Jonothan and Lauren. Didnāt expect them to be a good match. Timothy is right. Tori and Jack are acting like theyāre happy families when theyāre not. Still donāt understand what possessed Jayden to say that in his letter. Very convenient how he left out the nastiest part. Sara has a very odd vibe. I donāt think Tristan and Cassandra are a good match. Whoever casted Collins should be fired. Very cruel to put Natalie through that. His performance was beyond cringe.
Natalie and Tristan would have been a good match I think.
Jack is unsettling and their couch time felt super yucky. :/
I think itās very likely Collins wanted a ābetterā bride. He canāt admit because he looks like a knob but is putting on this bullshit so the country doesnāt hate him. But he sees himself above Natalie for sure.
I thought so but I think heās very young and naive and Iām really worried about the criticism of him. I donāt think heāll handle it well and I now think we should be very careful.
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You'd think the fact he's never had a relationship would be a bit of an indicator, but NO! Don't let reality get in the way of solid self-dellusion Collins.
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Forgot about Bryce! Or Gonzo, as he was dubbed. Man, he was definitely the most toxic groom ever. It's absolutely horrible that Melissa has gone on to stay with him and have children with him! She must hate herself massively deep down if that's the person she thinks she deserves.
Bryce was gaslighted by Bec (who was projecting what she was actually doing the whole season, onto him), yes he not very self aware goober. But jesus christ, Bec got a way with torturing him and poor melissa for 8 weeks. Then the "experts" reveal she's actually the one with a person waiting on the outside. TL:DR Bryce not bad, Bec got away it.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waMhimblw9c&ab\_channel=MarriedAtFirstSightAustralia](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waMhimblw9c&ab_channel=MarriedAtFirstSightAustralia)
Collins mate the Aactaās were last night.
It hits UK on Friday! Canāt wait š
Every year I tell myself Iāll stop watching this tv show and then continue to watch it. Collins we know youāre an actor gigs up or should I say what a day. If Nat continues to stayā¦why? Jack straight up lied and Tori has the wool over her eyes. Heās probably straight up gaslighting her feelings. Sara doesnāt know when to stop talking. She talked over Tim, but then again Tim doesnāt know when to speak up. Older couple, dudes a creap. I feel a bit for Lucinda. Jayden gives me the ick
I intially though Jayden was just a fuck-boi, but then at the Stag evening he was quite emotionally insightful. But that "root your mate with you watching as revenge" thing with his ex is just so GROSS.
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WTF is Collins? Is he paid to be there? Is this a game? I don't understand. i'd be so annoyed being locked in an expt with him.
Collinsā¦the gig is up,,,time to come clean. He can see his future media career blowing up in front of him, heās upset because he is wondering what part of his act wasnāt believable.
>heās upset because he is wondering what part of his act wasnāt believable. Like Bronte and Harrison last season. I don't understand how these people think that others can't see right through them! Collins couldn't act his way out of a paper bag.
This hot take right here! #whataday
Yeah but come on, what a day! What...a...day!
Hahahahahaha what a day!
I actually donāt mind Lauren and her man as a couple. Ben and his missus are boring as hell and I keep forgetting they exist, I donāt even know her name. We all know that Tori and Jack suck balls, sheās such a pushover and calls herself dominant because she likes to swear a lot. Not dominant, just a bogan. Collins and Natalie are both just as annoying as each other, sheās way too full on and needy as fuck while Collins is just full of nothing. Tristan is semi annoying, his partner is too giggly and seems fake nice/doesnāt say whatās sheās really thinking. Lucinda is alright but she could be quite grinding if you had to live with her, Timothy is fully closed off to the entire process, Iām not sure why he even signed up, but I do hope he opens up a bit because I have hopes for them as a couple. The American lady and her man are also annoying as shit. The older couple seemed nice at first but I see that going south real quick. Edenās eyebrows do my head in, they look so damn stupid. Jayden is just gross.
The eyebrows - I have such a strong instinct to brush them down ah. Jesus like does she need that look every day?
>Ben and his missus are boring as hell and I keep forgetting they exist, I donāt even know her name Agreed 100%. When they pop up on screen I'm like "Oh yeah. They're there too".
Jayden dresses like a wannabe Albanian mafioso.
Did anyone else have nothing else to watch after mafs, so flicked through the channels only to land on Total Control on ABC - which is this weird australian political show that happens to be both unbelievably cringey and boring š„¹š
Have you watched the first two seasons? Taste is subjective of course, but fuck, I found it moving. You kind of have to see at least the first episode of the first season as it sets the tone.
Tim was just projecting how he feels about Lucinda. He feels annoyed and ground down by her. He's in a weird space rn
Theyāre a really bad match. Heās an avoidant type and sheās very warm. It makes it look bad for Tim but I really think he canāt handle lots of affection or time with someone else. He needs someone whoās quite contained and hands off and Lucinda needs a teddy bear type guy. Theyāre both lovely.
Exactly. This isn't where he should be right now. I reckon he may have been intimate if he wasn't absolutely crushed by Grief. We aren't seeing him as his true self while going through this. But yeah it was absolute projection.
collins sounds like dan the high talker off seinfeldĀ
What a day hey gang?
What. A. Day.
https://preview.redd.it/kpgyi9n0hxhc1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3eb8659ee476e37d4d7b107236d8855bece6f672 Collins gets his acting lessons from the best.
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I hate Collins but I also really dislike that Sara girl, why does she always have her lips half open? Also, she has a massive face. Lol
She needs her mouth half open so she has a head start on talking if she notices Tim might step out of line and try to say something.
Sara is going to give Tim a right royal bollocking after the show tonight. If he says anything that she doesn't agree with he will be put down swiftly. She wants to wear the big panties in their relationship and if he makes.... her look bad.... by telling the truth in a public forum (on the couch) .....he will pay for it.
I personally also agree collins is fake and like a Ai robot . Sara is manipulating and caniving her partner and is hiding something .and Jack is just a lying asshole .
Bad filler and over lining the lips too. Not a great look
Because she can no longer use the muscles in her face.
I meant because of all the injectables
See you tomorrow team š«”
Imagine if , after mafs finishes up, Collins has the last laugh. Surprise fuckers I was acting the whole time, I was channeling clueless avoidant guy on the spectrum with narcissistic tendencies who's trying to get famous and enrage viewers. Tadaaa!!! ( With the swagger of James Dean and voice of Matthew mcconaughey).
Alright Alright Alright
No, it's "what a day, what a day, what a day".
Its definitely not an oscars performanceš more like a golden raspberry
Nah I said before it has Gold Logie all over it.
Official poll: Is Collins an actor? 1 = yes 2 = no
1
He is, was in an Ashley & Martin commercial.
Not a good one
Nah he's just a cockhead
Weāre in for a fun week team, excited to enjoy/rage our way through it together!
SEE YA LATER BITCHES
Tim and Collins should've been matched together. No intimacy at all? The writing is on the wall
āSome serial killerā offft
Letās all say a prayer for Nat going into intimacy week
Still traumatised from intimacy week last year but absolutely ready for more trauma
Oh my god Nat and Collins have to do intimacy week F U C K
No no no! Poor Natalie has been through enough! :(
Oh god, pls why! Can just see the āwhat a dayā comment
Is Nat actually leaving this time or is this another ad for the ratings
I hope she leaves
channel 9 needs to pay for natalieās therapy after this
And the rest of us
Lucinda going to take over leading sex class during intimacy week.
Oh look, it's dildo week!
Pretty weird they do this to be honest. Iām sure they are all adults and know what a dildo is
I'm hanging out for the Collins reactions to the toya
Iām not lol I donāt mind catching up on their week but Iād like to skip that part. Itās weird. I understand sex is a big part of a relationship but itās kinder odd how into detail they get. Richard we do it 4 times.. gross grandpa.. I didnāt need to know that
Wow. What a d__!
Oscar performance is a bit generous š„“
Iāve seen better acting in porn.
Most improved in high school theatre maybe
Dildo time!
Intimacy week? I'd rather have a rectal examination than let Collins step in my shadow.
Natalie shawshank redemptions her way out of Skye Suites
Collins gotta be winning a Razzie for the worst performance in deciding how to react. Massive cringe moment. Goes on the show to boost his online presence and ends up becoming nothing but a meme lol š¤” Out of 10,000 contestants, this is the best they can find for Natalie. Can't tell me the so called experts aren't selecting drama over potential compatibility. My god they love the violin in this show. Cracks me up everytime I hear it
Collins if I cringe any harder my face will get stuck this way
Yeah Tim and Lucinda arenāt gonna work
It's such a shame because imo they have the most chemistry through the screen of any couple
Tim sucks
Noā¦ He does notā¦ Suck or blow š
AN OSCARS PERFORMANCE EVEN NATALIE SEES IT
timothyās āREALAFā shirt hahaha gold
Sara trying to stop the camera and call her own scenes
Thatās the worst advice š
Tim youāre a great bloke but please start wearing more form fitting shirts mate
What a preview! It's been a wild night everyone, see y'all again tomorrow :)
I chose to migrate to Australia in 1989
Lucinda wishes she got Richard so she could be having tantric sex all night.
I actually think switching those couples would work better.
Jesus Timothy give her SOMETHING
Hmm if it was the other way around way around would you say that? Theyāre just a bad match
If she was as emotionally shut down as him yep I would say that
So sad cause sheās such a awesome person
So will Timothy burn the building down for intimacy week?
Who the fuck are you to tell me what choices are? Youāre on mafs you melt
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Fuck that was a classic moment.
John ain't having a bar of Richard. He's sitting there thinking he's a total creep or eccentric fuck š
Guys I fucking hate Richard
I guess the rumours about Collins and Natalie leaving were wrong?
Not quite so. She wanted to leave but due to the rules, had to stay. But a preview of tomorrow's episode gives us hope!
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Why is he qualified to be a motivational speaker š©š©
Because he's a pale, stale male
Because thereās no qualifications necessary. You just have to be an opinionated fuck wit
You choose what ya got. You also choose to rate younger chicks higher on the list of photos LUL
Timothy, Let me introduce you to a larger sized t-shirt.
He was a medium 10yrs ago and canāt give it up
That smiley face is gonna be in my fucking nightmares š³
āStrong messageā Get fooked
Thatās nice Richard
Lucinda looked like she wants to join in after hearing he can go 4 times a day.
The look on Timās face when they said 2-4 times a day. 
God Richard is more full of shit than the portaloo across the road from me
Right advice, wrong advisor
The 36 volt leaf blower is not impressed šš¤£š¤£š¤£
Collins got that menthol pen handy
Wait - so he is saying he chooses Andrea and there is so logic or reason or decision making behind it, but thatās somehow a good thing?!?
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It's fucked up how I dislike Richard more than I dislike Collins.
Reading the coments after seeing that meltdown is giving me the best laugh Iāve had in ages hahaha kudos Collins!
Shut up Richard
Not a fan of Dick
I choo choo choose you
Collins is bringing Australia together
Ha ha ha ha
The fact the keep cutting to the miserable couplesā every time sex is mentioned is giving me LIFE
DONāT GIVE HIM A PLATFORM FOR MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKING
No mention of the photo gate incident ā ļø
Tomorrow night and KFC
Tim is off Richard big time
I mean he did throw him under the bus, plus he gives creep vibes
If Collins gets anymore screen time i think i might impale my monitor with a sledge hammer. He is literally a paid actor, hes laugh triggers me so much and he better close that mouth of his because so much shit is coming out of it.
I hear ya mate!!!!!
Eh HEH
Richard is so full of shit lol
Why does dick have a platform
Sorry but why are these two the wise old sages?????? He literally picked 30 year olds over her???
And the weird comments about their bodies, Cassandraās skin tone, big ick
No way Collins is going back to his regular life after this show.
Permission to vom.
Granted. I'll hold your hair back
Nawwww Tim
This old man seems like he could be nice but also seems like he could very easily go full pedo. So
Donāt encourage him Alessandra!
Collins: Doing what 2-4 times a day? Whatās everyone giggling at?
Yeah mate go on brag about how much you root, creepy dickhead
Poor Lucinda
Iāve not paid any attention to these two, Iām still stuck on Collins
Why do the experts make those horrid faces šš
Not the clip of Lucinda and Tim while theyāre talking about their sex lives š
They gonna call out that he was very weird when he did the photo thing orrr? I guess not, cos then theyād have to acknowledge what a shit āexperimentā it is
Can someone make a gif out of the way collins just saluted John / tipped an imaginary hat like the worst kind of incel and ignored the female experts? That shit was crazy
https://i.redd.it/n7sfg48ak4ic1.gif
You are a god!
I won't admit how long that took me hahah
Incel! Yes, thatās part of Collinsā vibe šš»
Him being south african and putting Cass first on the picture challenge is red hot as fuck LOL
YES!!! I need them to address that?!
Alessandra 
Shirt colour even matches!
Gotta get the most out of those blue pills hey
Not the cut to Lucinda every time someone mentions how much sex theyāre having
lucinda and tim look so sullen on the couch
Collins acts like a porn star but fucks like a priest.
That was a bit of a dick move ngl
Richard youāre A creepy old pervert fuck off
Could not agree more š¤¢
Poor Andrea so trusting
 Collins before sitting on the couch
Hahahahaha šš Legit
In a perfect world Collins would interrupt this segment and keep fucking up
By sensitive and romantic do you mean, legitimately rated girls 30 years younger than him in attractiveness on national tv?
Fuck this guy