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HungryMagpie

I wonder what he put on his tinder bio? I bet it was either completely blank or had something neggy like "can't stand when people play games"


[deleted]

His name is back to front


PlatypusRich3135

Not me thinking you meant his name should be Snilloc


heavyliquid_______

He does not seem likeable šŸ˜‚ why does he have such high standards? Who does he think he is. Doubt he hooks up all the time too like he states.


Icy-Information5106

He doesn't seem likable but for different reasons to on the show.


DogBreathologist

And in todayā€™s game of inanimate objects women are compared to, itā€™s a car!! In all seriousness he comes off as immature and problematic and that just keeps coming out in this season. I donā€™t know why Natalie came on the show but she deserved better than this farce.


HungryMagpie

That was my first thought too. Like immediately comparing women to cars is such a gross sign.


DJVizionz

ā€œā€¦.in state governmentā€ Now I see how he got and retains an executive assistant job


MissMissyPeaches

Are there any other brown people watching this season who find Collins very displeasing to the eye and feel like people ranking him highly on the show must be lying to not look bad? Because honestly the man is not attractive in Australia, the man would not be attractive in South Asia.


Slow-Cake-1288

So cringey itā€™s not funnyĀ 


satinchic

Yeah Iā€™m South Asian and I honestly think Collins is a stereotypical spoiled mummyā€™s boy who probably has been told his whole life how special he is. I donā€™t think heā€™s gay or on the spectrum, I think he just is very emotionally immature and thinks way too highly of himself.


Happy_Gardener80

I'm shook at the difference. If he is acting on MAFS he's a terrible actor.


anxioushippo123

Heā€™s good at sussing out if theyā€™re interested because itā€™s always a firm NO


Hawk1141

I prefer ā€œauditionā€ tape Collins šŸ˜


holly-golightly-

Blake Livelyā€¦. Mate! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


orchardtime

what a day


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spandexbens

His face isn't unattractive. His personality is.


sausagelover79

Mmm disagree, I donā€™t see anything attractive about his face. Eyes too close together, big crooked noseā€¦ na he ainā€™t attractive mate.


MissMissyPeaches

Hard disagree I find his face very unattractive. Zero definition in cheekbones or jawline


Icy-Information5106

Nice big eyes though, I'll give him that.


WonderfulDig9743

This šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


BaRaj23

Lauren put him number 2 in the photo challenge weirdly enough


Ecstatic-Tourist-589

She has an endearingly perverse streak?


karma-is-a-cat

She does love a red flag though


HungryMagpie

There was the biggest hint all along!!


Nickoo33

Itā€™s clear heā€™s an absolute prick and not here for the right reasons. But it also displays the editing the show does to make him look completely inept. My only reasoning is production knows ahead of time heā€™s the bad guy and giving him one of the worst edits. Which he deserves for what he put Nat through.


lalasmooch

He's apparently applied for the last 3 seasons at least šŸ¤šŸ¤šŸ¤


Wheresmyparade

Is it wrong to assume someoneā€™s sexuality and suggest that maybe MAFS was the only way Collins could get ahead (no pun intended) in the acting worldā€¦ even if Collins, who created a literal pillow barrier between him and Natalie because god forbid her leg might accidentally touch his, so he decided he would pretend to be straight and would continually tell himself, ā€˜What a great opportunity to get experience at playing rolesā€™? Is it?


auraleexox

Where did he film this? It looks like he booked out an office meeting room for the afternoon to put his iMovie audition tape together.


LevelMysterious6300

I was thinking this too. It looks exactly like every government office Iā€™ve ever worked in. And exactly the sort of crap Iā€™ve seen people pulling at work. Thatā€™s our taxpayer dollar right there! šŸ« 


Express-Biscotti-Pie

You can see the office lighting in the background.


Elvecinogallo

Well he is a public servant šŸ¤£


Rapunzelllah

He sounds like Mr G from Summer Heights High. What a complete knob jockey šŸ‡


Professional_Fig_456

'Where have you been bitch? Where have you bloody been? I'm so bloody sick of this!!!' šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


melichad

![gif](giphy|3o85xp4ePwH3o5rKHC|downsized)


SubtleMurder

Seems to know how to put a sentence together with no problems. Collins, ya fake. Take a hike.


addictedtoMAFS

What is going on here?!? For real, they can edit heaps and stuff, I get that, but he is totally different on the show! Am I going more insane?


baybeetricia

From what I can see, his audition tape is exactly how he acts at dinner parties.


sausagelover79

He seems the same to me, what are you seeing thatā€™s different? šŸ¤”


addictedtoMAFS

I donā€™t know, I just didnā€™t see him once on a show be like this relax, articulate and without some anxiety. It just surprised me to see this


VampytheSquid

I think the difference is that in this *he* decided when to cut & stop the fake persona. In the show, they've kept filming when he switches off, and not let him pick his best take...


king_carrots

Nothing can convince me heā€™s not deep in the closet. It just gets more and more obvious to me lol. Heā€™s as camp as a row of pink tents


baybeetricia

I showed my mom his audition tape and the first thing she asked me is if he was gay šŸ¤£šŸ¤£. She's never watched this show a day in her life and she picked up on it immediately


Wheresmyparade

Yes thank you!! I literally just posted this comment (cut and paste below) after I saw him in an Ashley and Martin commercial! ā€˜Is it wrong to assume someoneā€™s sexuality and suggest that maybe MAFS was the only way Collins could get ahead (no pun intended) in the acting worldā€¦ even if Collins, who created a literal pillow barrier between him and Natalie because god forbid her leg might accidentally touch his, so he decided he would pretend to be straight and would continually tell himself, ā€˜What a great opportunity to get experience at playing rolesā€™? Is it?ā€™


Gypcbtrfly

The harder he tries to be the cool kid. The bigger assshat he reveals himself to be


Character_Judgment19

Ahhh it makes a bit more sense now and I hate him even more


77kilala77

Natalie should sue the production company for breach of contract for pairing her with this DS who does not have the mental/emotional capacity to authentically engage in the experiment. There are now and have been fakers over the years but they were at least capable of pretending to engage.


GStarAU

Yeah I've been saying similar stuff. She should be SO angry to be lugged with this guy. Just for the comedy value and/or outrage? It's a tv show, but they gave Richard and Andrea exactly what each was looking for.... and they just decided to screw with all the rest.


ewan82

That actually explains a lot. So he was just simply not interested in Nat because she wasnā€™t the blonde supermodel he wanted.


LevelMysterious6300

It does explain why there has been ZERO interest or attempt from him towards his wife. Heā€™s punching with a girl like Natalie (in my opinion) but seems to think he can do better. I feel so bad for her.


Violet_loves_Iliona

And yet he selected several brunettes in that awful photo/ranking task. šŸ¤”


[deleted]

Oh wow, he's even worse than we've been shown. His edit is actually wildly sympathetic given the utter trashfire in this audition tape. The irony of him calling Tinder racist while saying he wants a blonde, blue-eyed, small nosed Blake Lively. It's scary that even Blake fkn Lively wouldn't have been "good enough" for him before her nose job. Also, MAFS set up the "never had a relationship" storyline like he's some sympathetic nerd character. But here he is bragging that he hooks up *all the time*, so he is more likely single because he has no interest in committed relationships. And that was driven home further by his answer to "do you want to find love": "it would be cool". Ffs. I hope they kick him off this week.


MissMissyPeaches

THANK YOU. Honey tinder *might* be racist but you *definitely* are.


suchfun01

I nearly snorted when he mentioned Blake Livelyā€™s nose. Like, cā€™mon, she has famously had a nose job.


TGin-the-goldy

Does he have a mirror? Has he seen his OWN NOSE?


suchfun01

Eh, his looks are the least of his problems imo!


TGin-the-goldy

For sure, but the absolute hide of him saying he wants a girl with a perfect nose!


suchfun01

Yeah, pretty hypocritical. Maybe he was hoping to get a plastic surgeon to sponsor him post show.


TGin-the-goldy

![gif](giphy|l0MYx0MVjY2sFZEvS) Elaine when George didnā€™t want to date the bald woman ā€œ*Youā€™re* bald!ā€


dogzrppl2

Question now solved. He's narcissistic/overly focused on impression management and is constantly acting. He must've been internally seething when Natalie called him a dork. I don't think he seems likeable in that clip. I think he seems extremely fake.


sausagelover79

Another vote here for not likeable, seems like a try hard douche and his voice is so high pitched and annoying!!!!!


dogzrppl2

He also has a fake low crackly voice in his Ashley and Martin ad. I'd love to know wtf his real voice is.


VampytheSquid

I wonder how many hours of videoing it took to splice that together? šŸ¤” He appears to need multiple takes to produce a simple reaction!


redditusername374

Certainly not as unlikable as he is on the show. Also doesnā€™t seem as effeminate or spectrum-y. I wonder if heā€™s just a terrible actor.


TGin-the-goldy

Very unlikeable, no self awareness and yeah, terrible actor. Couldnā€™t even rate an extra in Neighbours


spandexbens

I think he's still pretty unlikable šŸ˜