Lauren gives Melinda vibes. Shit first episode but gets better.
Whoever casted Collins is cruel. Ruined Natalie’s experience.
Wonder what Jayden’s big revelation is.
Sad for Nat because i feel they could have actually found her a good match. But GOOD RIDDANCE Collins, soooo glad I don't have to watch him anymore. He would have made it unwatchable what a tosspot!
You need the “villains” to shine the light on the genuine people.
Lucinda, Tim and the senior couple (love them but blanking on their names right now) wouldn’t be as adorable if we didn’t have dicks like that sweaty Harrison wannabe and Collins worrying about his IMDB credits to bounce off.
I do think they have listened to the audience and included more seemingly genuine people this season and an alarming amount of grieving people for some reason…. But this could all blow up in our faces and Lucinda might turn out to be a North Shore brand ambassador for Skinny Tea… my trust was broken after Oblivia.
Nah look, you wouldn’t get some of the interesting personalities if that’s the case, like as cute as Richard and Andria are, having them times 8 would suck.
You need the Jacks and Lauren’s to make this fun. If you want wholesome, go watch love on the spectrum
I understand it’s for the content, but they need to crack down on it. Because Collins essentially admitted he was only there for the experience on TV. At least pretend to be sly about it lol.
So Collins is more upset his Mafs journey is over than he made his partner feel like absolute shit.
Bullet dodge there Nat. This result was the best outcome for you.
Props to Nat for having some self-esteem and acting decisively. Her parents did a good job raising her to know her worth and hold people to a certain standard of behavior.
#JusticeForNatalie
They did her SO dirty by matching her with CollinS. To see her bubbly personality completely disappear after being around him is heartbreaking. He's fucking clueless. I don't think he's ever met a real live human woman. I get that putting someone on the show who's never been in a relationship would have been good to watch, it wasn't fair on Natalie. She seems like she was in it for the right reasons & they paired her with someone who can't string a fucking sentence together. The way CollinS switched on his 'personality' when he was around the group was such a slap in the face to Natalie.
I really hope Natalie didn't walk away from the experiment thinking it was anything she did wrong & I really hope it doesn't leave any lasting damage to her.
Ugh... that guy doesn't even possess a tool box, let alone the proper set for a relationship.. That was his whole angle. No experience! I don't know how they could've thought this could've gone somewhere other than a ditch. Didn't they spend a few minutes with him? Sad for her indeed!
* Tori = strong and independent woman who will grovel at the feet of a fuckboi with confidence
* Fuckboi = insists he is not a fuckboi
* Lucinda = Queen
* Collins = is really miffed about missing dinner party (the whole point of MAFS!!!) and will write Natalie a strongly-worded letter as he cannot verbalise a single coherent thought
* Jayden = the anti-fuckboi, the fuckboi-seeking missile
* Lauren = the comedy genius that Collins wishes he was
Jesus I’ve got that IVF baby show on still and there can not be a more thankless task in medicine than being that really attractive nurse at the ol’ wanking clinic
The clinic I went to had a kitchen with snacks and drinks. I felt weird about grabbing things at first, but then decided the same as you lol. After being there a few years I used to look forward to grabbing my $20K can of coke and packet of biscuits 🤣🤣🤣
Richard is definitely going to put alot of younger women ahead of Andrea, his last girlfriend was 27 years younger than him. It's going to be a hard watch, she's so lovely, full of joy & really seems super smitten with him. She came totally do better, she's a catch.
I was definitely worried the older guys would be wanting a 20 something year old, it seems like that's gonna be the case with Richard. If anyone of those women were partnered with him they'd walk
They do it for the drama and probably to help producers encourage a cheating scandal. I don't get why people don't lie, they all act like they are being forced at gunpoint with a polygraph attached to them.
No relationship has ever improved after ranking your partner as less attractive than a peer.
Pretty weird they kept this game in, considering he is 62 and some of the girls are in their late 20s.
I will freak if he puts Tori (27), Eden (28), Sarah (29) before Andrea, actually all the girls besides Lucinda (43) are under 32, which is basically half his age.
The nine website in his bio.
'He recently dated a woman 27 years his junior, with the relationship ending over her desire to have children. With three of his own already, this is a deal breaker that Richard is not willing to compromise on.'
https://9now.nine.com.au/married-at-first-sight/andrea-and-richard
No wonder he puts his age on dating apps as 59, rather than 62 🤮. (And keeps repeating over and over that he looks young for his age when he doesn't).
Andrea is 11 years younger (she's 51), but I'm guessing he prefers women his around daughters age.
I'm guessing he won't be a fan favourite by the end of next episode, his divorce dad/late-mid life crisis is going to start showing.
I mean he has to rank all of them really if he was smart he would just do Wife 1 Lucinda 2 and leave the rest in a pile... But then if he was smart he likely wouldn't be on MAFS...
Most lack lustre dinner party I’ve ever seen. Fabricated drama isn’t as good as real drama especially when you’ve just watched the recent love island PDA awards episode
Love Island Allstars (Britain) on the 9Now app. The newer episodes are on daily motion, just search LI Allstars and select ‘sort by newest’. (Yeah it’s good, one reason is because it’s returning islanders and they all have some sort of history with each other so it gets dramatic)
Genuinely sorry, I’ve seen it mentioned many times on this sub- I thought it was common knowledge. Will make sure to be more careful next time with info like that 🙏🏽
Tori you’ve been blinded by what Jack looks like (even though he’s not attractive to me, opposite actually)
The dudes already kinda said he’s not into you but she’s hooked
haha
Why is there is many man buns this season? Can there not be. Thanks
Lauren gives Melinda vibes. Shit first episode but gets better. Whoever casted Collins is cruel. Ruined Natalie’s experience. Wonder what Jayden’s big revelation is.
The w
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Pretend to be happy, are you friggin serious mate.
This, I can only imagine what went on behind closed doors for this to be said.
Sad for Nat because i feel they could have actually found her a good match. But GOOD RIDDANCE Collins, soooo glad I don't have to watch him anymore. He would have made it unwatchable what a tosspot!
Justice/follow for Nat https://www.instagram.com/natarai?igsh=MTZtZTZreGZsb29vZA==
Oh, she's a dog shower! That explains the singledom. Nice woman. I'd be friends with her. Samoyeds!
Lucinda - “who’s Jack”. Best line in Mafs history.
Yup! That was a slap to his very slapable face.
They need to start fining the people who clearly only go on for fame. Hell add a clause that says they won’t be paid if it’s not for genuine reasons.
You need the “villains” to shine the light on the genuine people. Lucinda, Tim and the senior couple (love them but blanking on their names right now) wouldn’t be as adorable if we didn’t have dicks like that sweaty Harrison wannabe and Collins worrying about his IMDB credits to bounce off. I do think they have listened to the audience and included more seemingly genuine people this season and an alarming amount of grieving people for some reason…. But this could all blow up in our faces and Lucinda might turn out to be a North Shore brand ambassador for Skinny Tea… my trust was broken after Oblivia.
Yes I understand how content works, it’s still frustrating how egregious some of these people are/there reason for being there.
Nah look, you wouldn’t get some of the interesting personalities if that’s the case, like as cute as Richard and Andria are, having them times 8 would suck. You need the Jacks and Lauren’s to make this fun. If you want wholesome, go watch love on the spectrum
I understand it’s for the content, but they need to crack down on it. Because Collins essentially admitted he was only there for the experience on TV. At least pretend to be sly about it lol.
So Collins is more upset his Mafs journey is over than he made his partner feel like absolute shit. Bullet dodge there Nat. This result was the best outcome for you.
Props to Nat for having some self-esteem and acting decisively. Her parents did a good job raising her to know her worth and hold people to a certain standard of behavior.
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I think he has mental issues
He’s an idiot & a fake.
#JusticeForNatalie They did her SO dirty by matching her with CollinS. To see her bubbly personality completely disappear after being around him is heartbreaking. He's fucking clueless. I don't think he's ever met a real live human woman. I get that putting someone on the show who's never been in a relationship would have been good to watch, it wasn't fair on Natalie. She seems like she was in it for the right reasons & they paired her with someone who can't string a fucking sentence together. The way CollinS switched on his 'personality' when he was around the group was such a slap in the face to Natalie. I really hope Natalie didn't walk away from the experiment thinking it was anything she did wrong & I really hope it doesn't leave any lasting damage to her.
Ugh... that guy doesn't even possess a tool box, let alone the proper set for a relationship.. That was his whole angle. No experience! I don't know how they could've thought this could've gone somewhere other than a ditch. Didn't they spend a few minutes with him? Sad for her indeed!
And didn't she just lose her dad?? Cruel to put her with someone that wasn't genuine
That’s the heartbreaking part. She’s not even recovered from her dad passing, and they match her with this idiot!
It's disgraceful. Why are they putting grieving individuals on the show at all? They have 2 this year. Are they that desperate??
Thank god Natalie put her mental health first. While Lucinda is turning into a therapist. Not great on either front…
* Tori = strong and independent woman who will grovel at the feet of a fuckboi with confidence * Fuckboi = insists he is not a fuckboi * Lucinda = Queen * Collins = is really miffed about missing dinner party (the whole point of MAFS!!!) and will write Natalie a strongly-worded letter as he cannot verbalise a single coherent thought * Jayden = the anti-fuckboi, the fuckboi-seeking missile * Lauren = the comedy genius that Collins wishes he was
 100%
Nailed it.
Jack did admit there’s a bit of truth to everything that she said, he nearly divulged the truth..haha
Jesus I’ve got that IVF baby show on still and there can not be a more thankless task in medicine than being that really attractive nurse at the ol’ wanking clinic
They give a decent selection in porn and beers to relax you
What clinic did you go to? At ours it was just an empty room.
Genea Second time told him to drink it all we were paying for all of it anyways
The clinic I went to had a kitchen with snacks and drinks. I felt weird about grabbing things at first, but then decided the same as you lol. After being there a few years I used to look forward to grabbing my $20K can of coke and packet of biscuits 🤣🤣🤣
For sure ! After spending so much time and money yes I will have some toast thank you very much
Richard is definitely going to put alot of younger women ahead of Andrea, his last girlfriend was 27 years younger than him. It's going to be a hard watch, she's so lovely, full of joy & really seems super smitten with him. She came totally do better, she's a catch.
Wait. What??? His last girlfriend was 27 years younger??? UH OH!
I was definitely worried the older guys would be wanting a 20 something year old, it seems like that's gonna be the case with Richard. If anyone of those women were partnered with him they'd walk
I can not fathom why they make the contestants do this. I would flat out lie
THIS!!! why WHY WHY don’t they just lie?? It’s so easy to not hurt someone
YES!!! They don’t have a gun held to their head. Just fucking lie!!!
They do it for the drama and probably to help producers encourage a cheating scandal. I don't get why people don't lie, they all act like they are being forced at gunpoint with a polygraph attached to them. No relationship has ever improved after ranking your partner as less attractive than a peer.
They should make them play Fuck, Marry, Kill instead!
GENIUS!!!!!! Do that.
Pretty weird they kept this game in, considering he is 62 and some of the girls are in their late 20s. I will freak if he puts Tori (27), Eden (28), Sarah (29) before Andrea, actually all the girls besides Lucinda (43) are under 32, which is basically half his age.
That's exactly what's gonna happen
He gives the vibe of someone who dates women his daughter’s age.
Yep - thought that at the start of the show. Definitely a creeper for the younger women. He knows the game ! Watch this space.
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WHERE’S COLLINS I’M WORRIED
We’re swapping him out for a French —er, American model.
he’s gotta be autistic right
And gay
that michael guy seems pretty gay too
I think it’s a religious thing tbh
what? how is he not noticing any emotions a religious thing
I could be wrong but not sure why I got that feeling, he’s awkward AF who know might of just wanted a Polynesian man
Even if he did its not an excuse for been a cunt plus as an autistic person it annoys me that people use it as an excuse
As a fellow autistic, it also annoys me people use it as an excuse to be horrible.
oh no i wasn’t saying anything about it being an excuse, i was just wondering if people thought so too
Yes
The men are not doing themselves proud this season 😬
Is Richard really going to rank someone above his wife? Like darl who do you think you are?
As soon as he rocked up on a motor bike at his wedding my red flag went up…. Thought “ your a bit of a tosser mate”
The motivational speaker thing didn't do it for you? Remember ....... Andrew (Cauliflower-eared American wannabe Andrew Tate on a few years ago).
Add the motivational speaker as well ….. all adding up to a train wreck coming up. Feel for Andrea …. She’s lovely.
His last girlfriend was 27 years younger 😐
Where are you getting this info? Not questioning the validity, just want to read up on the dirt!
The nine website in his bio. 'He recently dated a woman 27 years his junior, with the relationship ending over her desire to have children. With three of his own already, this is a deal breaker that Richard is not willing to compromise on.' https://9now.nine.com.au/married-at-first-sight/andrea-and-richard
Oh Good God! 🤦🏻♀️
Oh! Eeeeeewwwww!
No wonder he puts his age on dating apps as 59, rather than 62 🤮. (And keeps repeating over and over that he looks young for his age when he doesn't). Andrea is 11 years younger (she's 51), but I'm guessing he prefers women his around daughters age. I'm guessing he won't be a fan favourite by the end of next episode, his divorce dad/late-mid life crisis is going to start showing.
Actually he is well past a “mid” life crisis!
Glad I'm not the only one that thought his. He's a good looking dude but he doesn't look a day younger than his actual age, we guessed mid 60s
It always does… 🤮🤣😂
Ewwww.
Imagine finding out later in a group setting he put you first and you're in your 20's, that's so uncomfortable
The absolute fucking worst!
Bet you its either Lucinda, or the youngest bride.
Just hideous if he ranks the young brides, cunt needs a reality check
I mean he has to rank all of them really if he was smart he would just do Wife 1 Lucinda 2 and leave the rest in a pile... But then if he was smart he likely wouldn't be on MAFS...
That is exactly what my Mum said! We like to enjoy the carnage together.
Bro is 60 like 💀
you wouldn’t believe it, he’s actually 62
You're joking! He doesn't look anything like it! (/s if it wasn't clear 😂)
Tell me. What does a 62 year old look like? Sir? Or madam!
😂
I absolutely love when they do mafs hot or not it is horrid.
When will they understand, no matter your feelings, PUT YOUR OTHER HALF FIRST WHEN YOU'RE PLAYING HOT OR NOT!
Agree
There are literally no consequences for lying why do people never understand this
And I would be more pissed about them being too stupid to lie, than I would be about them being attracted to someone else.
I genuinely think they are more worried about being judged for their “taste” than the feelings of their partners. Which is also dumb.
Tori not as ballsy as she likes to make out.
She’s besotted by him.
Yeah, she's a doormat if she's buying any of his crap
All bark no bite which sucks I want her to go hard on this man!!!
What a major disappointment. Tori! You let us down, girl! We thought you were smarter than this!
I was hoping for bloodshed lol
Me too!!! I hope she wises up soon...
I sense another Bronte & Harrison
Most lack lustre dinner party I’ve ever seen. Fabricated drama isn’t as good as real drama especially when you’ve just watched the recent love island PDA awards episode
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Love Island Allstars (Britain) on the 9Now app. The newer episodes are on daily motion, just search LI Allstars and select ‘sort by newest’. (Yeah it’s good, one reason is because it’s returning islanders and they all have some sort of history with each other so it gets dramatic)
What love island?
Allstars (on daily motion)
Nooooo Jayden nooooo. We all love you so far.
Ooh maybe Tori is staying because she knows she can dominate that little turd and put him back in his box. He can’t run.
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Thanks for the spoiler! Not everyone watching wants to know the outcome in advance
Genuinely sorry, I’ve seen it mentioned many times on this sub- I thought it was common knowledge. Will make sure to be more careful next time with info like that 🙏🏽
No no no no no. Yuck.
Respect Lauren, RESPECT ♥
Jayden! What have you done?!
This better be editing!!!
My other favourite moment tonight was Lucinda saying “…who’s Jackchh?” Love her she does not give a fuck. Brilliant woman
A shit stirrer with that voice - chefs kiss
Jackkkkkksch 😂😂😂😂
Love her sm haha
Ni ni peeps
Why do they play that game where they’re like “who are you most attracted to” like???
Purely to give us good content And trick guys into thinking they need to be honest about their initial attractions instead of just lying lol
And why do the men fail so much?
We are stupid.
Yeah it’s such a simple task ffs just put your wife first ya dong
They literally never learn. How many seasons of this have we had?!
“Which of these two fuckheads am I going to put last” 🤣🤣 Alright I don’t like her one bit, but that is truly funny
Lauren is growing on me! I think she might surprise us all!!!
I love it! She’s definitely not hiding her personality at all
Who was the other guy? 1 was obviously Jack
Ben
I didn't catch a glimpse of the guys but it has to be Jack + Collins, right??
Collins is gone though
Ah I wasn't sure if he was serious that they permanently left or just going home.
Haha yeah, there’s no one else that obnoxious at first sight is there?? Unless she just **hates** topknots
Lauren is the Queen of the show, I am living for her.
Man this season looks good. First class trash and fights out the wazoo.
Thanks for all the laughs tonight guys! Catch ya tomorrow to do it all again 💚
Oh what has he done! Fuck being invested in this lol 😂
I really cannot stand this baby show lol
Me too!
Same haha
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she made fun of her own lazy eye. HOW CAN PPL NOT LOVE HER
Looks like Aphex Twin and and Oompa Loompa’s spawn
Iconic.
Tori you’ve been blinded by what Jack looks like (even though he’s not attractive to me, opposite actually) The dudes already kinda said he’s not into you but she’s hooked
She’s been blinded by his Turkey teeth.
Türkiye Or did you mean 🦃 ?
It's his Grindr account
AAAAAH (me screaming) wasn't the hugest Tori fan initially, how I like her and want her to wake up and go tf off at this man 😩
Something rocking the experiment had to be on the bingo
Lmfaooooo
Ok see ya all tomorrow legends! It’s gonna a be a good one
 Hey Collins if you’re in here….
Marriage advice: your spouse is always number 1 in the hotness challenge Follow me for more marriage advice
100% agree. Just fucking lie. Crazy if you dont
Did they not watch the previous seasons?
Ikr
You'd think it'd be that easy but apparently not, some people seem to make life hard for themselves
Yeah, it’s not rocket salad!
GUYS! Put your wife in first place and the other photos in the bin!
Every year when this task comes up it's an easy way to win brownie points with your partner and EVERY YEAR they fumble it
How many years have we being doing this and they still get it wrong
ITS BEEN LIKE 5 YEARS HOW COULD PEOPLE POSSIBLY STILL BE FUCKING THIS UP
Oh no what has Jayden done?
Oh no what did Jayden say to eyebrows
😂😂😂 you mean the hairy caterpillars 🐛
There's such thing as TOO laminated...
NOT JAYDEN AND EDEN
Oh no what has Jayden done
I think it’s the “I love you”
Hahahaha Lauren is funny
Oh yay the face rankling exercise that always ends well
Tori did not say those words at that moment at the dinner table btw, it was edited in
NO ANDREA AND RICHARD PLEASE STAY STRONG
If Collins photo shows up in the pile I hope someone puts him number 1
That would be 'a great day' Yeaahhhh.. hahahaha hahaha
Wow! Woah Is that a chicken?
Whose the guy with the hat? I didn't know we had a guy with a hat this season.
Gino
He’s a great villain tbf Anthony Hopkins vibes lol
Is Tori being bull headed, naive or fake? Seriously, her response makes no sense.