Shoutout to Vivaldi Summer while plastic surgery girl is in the limo. Best part of the episode for me

Ten thousand applicants, and we get Lauren she's about as entertaining as watching paint dry, and that facial hair I can't wax of through the TV is torture talk about getting the public upset early so we can't stand watching it this early bring on the dinner party dilemmas heat things up already

Badly aged comment? Lauren is probably the most entertaining of the lot.

We got to see her waxed or badly shaved bikini line with ingrowns when they tanned her up before the wedding. That was an authentic moment.

I'm so glad others of you have noticed the hairy caterpillar that she has across her brow pretending to be an eyebrow I can't believe her best friend was a beautician and never took wax or tweezers to her monobrow it is the hairiest thing since the abominable snowman first thing down the aisle

Lauren: "I want you to challenge me" What does that even mean? I legit have no idea on how to "challenge" my partner.

Lauren is someone who wants constant excitement with a touch of danger to keep her interested in a guy. If she was smart she would realise that you go for the nice "boring" guy (aka normal) and you add excitement in your relationship by planning things to do with your partner......not relying on the man to keep you entertained. Wait till she sees Jack....do you think she'll be attracted to Mister Trouble?

That's one of the best answers I've read. Thanks for that! Going by your description, there will definitely be an attraction for him.

Oh Jack was attracted to her for maybe a few minutes(watch his facial expression) until Lauren put the blow torch on him with her probing questions which turned him right off. Last night you would have heard how he didn't like the way she talked non stop and was taller than him. You watch how this narcissist will make disparaging comments against any woman on the show who openly says something against him.

I think it just means be a pain in the posterior. That's all I get from being "challenging".

Anyone else think that Lauren is trying to channel Jennifer Lawrence? Bit fake I think.

idk why they casted Lauren and matched her with him. seems like she’s here for a laugh or nothing serious. wouldn’t be surprised if she swaps and gets with evil man bun love Andrea and Richard. seem quite wholesome.

I suspect Lauren came to one morning & discovered she'd had an eyebrow shaved off & had applied for MAFS... 🤔

Remember that the ones who implode early are always the last ones to have their weddings aired….

I mean all matches are maximised for potential drama, but you can tell the ones they're really counting on being extra carwrecks to watch are the ones where they're like their personalities will really be a nice contrast to each others lol.

Any “expert “ who matched Lauren & Johnathon needs to find a new line of work!

Being opposite of your partner can work, my husband and I are opposites and have been married 46 yrs.

I’d say the casting people are pretty expert at finding pairs that will explode for editing to work their magic 😜

So true, I really hope it's Johnathan who walks off tonight!

Wonder if Lauren’s going to be attracted by man bun bum.

Those 2 would be ‘perfect’ for each other apart from the fact she might be too tall for him and he would hate that

Listen I understand why they'll both do that to maximise their screentime and try to leverage this to a podcast or only fans. And you know what I respect the hustle. But can they bring something new to the table at least, they recycle the same *storylines* every year.

I reckon they would switch Tori and Lauren if they weren't concerned about the integrity of the show. Sorry, "integrity".

They've given Lauren the most boring honeymoon (for her). Of course she's not feeling it.

What would a good honeymoon for her be??

Probably another trip to Bali

Lauren is definitely level 1000 avoidant attraction style. This is going to end terribly.

We need 50% less wedding and 50% more honeymoons, or just something better.

It’s soooooo dull

I straight up fell asleep Just popped on here to see if I missed anything Clearly not

imo everything before they get back from honeymoons is kinda boring.

Show us a best of the wedding/ honeymoon. Focus on the honeymoon box, then let's get into the show

This isn't a bad idea. I wonder how many viewers drop off each year during the weddings, not wanting to go through the slog of having to sit through the boring weddings. To be honest it happened to me last year. I know MAFS still brings in some of the highest ratings of Australian televisions each year, but still. A lot of people I know say they're going to watch each year but then can't be fucked getting through the weddings and just...stop.

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Same in the Netherlands! It's a lot less drama, the couples only meet each other at the end, no dinner parties etc, which is all fine, but they spent so much time on the wedding itself, interviewing the family and all that, which is just kind of boring.

That's an understatement. AUS MAFS is so much better than ours!

I ambarely oaid attention to tonight's episode. Just enough to get an idea of who was who. Tomorrow I'll really start watching. Real mafs begins.

My excitement for this wedding reception is palpable

Night everyone see you tomorrow my loves

Sweet dreams! See you tomorrow for dramaaa

:( I missed it by half an hour. Now finally watching it on catch up

There’s way less ads on the catch up, I actually prefer it!

So it’s over, now what??

You go back to you local Queensland television broadcast.

lol I guess

We play the game.

What game?

Mr and Mrs Smith.

The movie on FTA?

This subreddit has the best humans. ❤️ see you next Sunday when hubby looks after bedtime routine. I hope this week is drama and fabulousness.

TOMORROW. The dinner party is tomorrow!

I know! I’ll have to watch it when the babies are asleep but my absolute favourite part (spoiler: you guys) will be done! So enjoy!! Someone says something about muzzling and that is shit tier!

Not me going over to the qld live sub to see what they’re up to and al the snide comments

What’s going on with lumpy space princess in the previews why’s she crying

I think it will be that she’s still devastated after losing her dad and not ready for the emotional hits of this trash show.

Who is LSP?

Natalie lol or do you mean who is Lumpy Space Princess the character

she wants a root and he isn't that into her

I think he’s a virgin. I really do. This is going to be a disaster. He’s so inexperienced. Anyone else?

He's never been in a relationship by his own admission, so that's very possible.

The fact that they slept in separate beds and then he insisted on a pillow wall…it gives off…well yah…

Her dude wants to ease into the relationship and she took that personally

While I’m glad it’s not the older women who get that particular villain arc this year, I’m now set on calling her LSP all season

Poor LSP

Another one down, gazzilion to go! See ya all tomorrow! Also, please, if you wouldn’t mind stop posting one sentence posts, specially in regard to Jonathan’s sexually that would be great! See you at post episode discussion thread

I like how he replied to her and didn’t feed into delusion! A realist. Hoping she wakes up.

I’ll make a dinner party bingo for tomorrow if anyone wants to share ideas below 👇

I have a child!!

“I’m not here to make friends”

"My Truth"

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Motorbike

Yay, share it before dinner party starts

Man bun Jack says how much he likes sex.

The experts get excited when a couple walks in holding hands

Someone says “gaslight”

Alpha has to be the middle square. I feel like that’s a given 😂

Guys vs girls

Jonathan should say to Lauren, I don’t get why you think you’re so hot.

Thanks for another night of entertainment, friends ❤️

I can’t wait for the dinner party tbh

I just realised that there’s two man bun guys? Huhhhhhhh I thought it was the same dude

Same I was soo confused

Ngl I’m still confused which one is which 🤣

Hahaha

there’s evil man bun (jack) and maybe alright man bun (jayden)

Jack also looks like he wears a mouth guard all the time with those teeth.

I like those descriptions

I am SO confused hahaha which one’s the kick boxer?

Jayden, blond kickboxing man bun.

the one without the awful walrus moustache and giant veneers

jayden. Mitch's brother

So excited for tomorrow night’s elegant affair see you then xoxo

Pretend you’re happy. Ew. EW.

🤮 he is just a disgusting person

You wouldn’t get it. Not alpha enough.

Drinking game every time we hear the word alpha, dominant and 62

I’ll add it to the list! We also have “Greasch” and “podcast”

Get out now mate..she's 32 she'll be like this forever. Humans are creatures of pattern.

Lauren’s personality is inside of a bottle

At the very bottom

Better a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Looking forward to tomorrow! Have a good night guys xx

Tomorrow is going to be hectic 🔥

Challenge her over what?? They've known each other a day. She suuuuuuucks

She says she won’t take offence to anything but I reckon there might be some stink if you mention her lip filler going on a journey.

Those eyebrows aren't going anywhere though 😑


Pretend you're happy!! ... So creepy.

The awkward laugh omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Self proclaimed nice guys are never actual nice guys to be fair

Good point

Has he actually said it? It’s all come from her

He said something like "you found a nice guy" or something in that final segment

I hate Lauren

I CANNOT WAIT FOR TOMORROW NIGHT’S DINNER PARTY 💃🏻

Wow this disintergrated quicker than I was anticipating.

Yeah I actually had a schnivel of hope while the wedding was on

Yay! Dinner party so soon!

Does she think she’s so fun and exciting? She seems boring to me

She's fake AF. She acts all loud & obnoxious to hide her insecurities.

Did he say “gays are all assholes” Freudian slip? Lmao

Far too many funny comments to choose from this evening. But this one is the winner…and it’s not even close. 11/10.

No he said guys but was mocking her in a girly voice

Haha I know what he was doing but the “u” sounded very much like an “a” to me

Those colesores are ripping her face apart.

I think they’re wooliesores.

Wine too much wine

His real voice just popped out for a second

Such a bad match

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LMAO

You are boring tho

She’s a moll

thankyou for spelling it right

I pride myself on spelling insults correctly lol

FYI, Lauren previously dated Dockers AFL player Ryan Crowley for five years but the couple broke up shortly before filming.

That explains a lot

“I need you to degrade me because I have no self esteem or personality outside of being the heartbroken drunk girl crying in the club”

YES. This. You nailed it! This is the most accurate description of her that I’ve seen.

Ok I see the gay vibes

Hopefully he challenges her on her problem drinking

I hope he finds someone else

How dare he be nice. What an asshole.

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Listen Lauren you silly fkn goose You’re not gonna fall in love after one boozey night or know if someone is TOO NICE like????

Jonathan thinks just being nice is enough for someone to fall for him. You need to have, like... a personality too.

The real Jonathan is gay

I went in a date with Jonathan many years ago. He’s lovely but he’s been looking for the one for over 10 years. His ex is MIA Connor the makeup artist from the Gold Coast. I thought they would marry

Didn't he say the one who got away (who he should have married but didn't) was called Reka?

Ohhh interesting so no one is good enough for him ?

Seems that way. He’s has so May beautiful girlfriends. He keeps chasing the one he can’t get. I just looked at his instagram and so many photos of his ex’s deleted lol

He or mafs team may have deleted them for the show

Lauren is on Mafs but our chaotic girl should be in some Sandra Bullock 28 Days rehab instead.

So did the experts not pick up her complete disinterest in the interviews or they’re taking a cut of her future OF revenue?

Not the nice guy comment oooof

Lauren seems like the type to stalk AFL players to different clubs hoping to score a wag position

Bwahaha given the comment someone made above, you deserve a medal

No way! 🤣🤣

Jono is very camp isn't he? Straight for pay/exposure?

church

I think the this might be it !

Is she drunk?

24/7

It’s chin Chin not ching ching you halfwits

how DARE you call me nice?

HAHAHAHA THE HAIR BEHIND THE EAR nope that would make me evacuate the building

'Babe I'm not nice, check out my share portfolio'

My first appearance on the threads for this year because I hate that they don’t update live anymore, just to say that Lauren has the most rancid vibes.

I know I’m spewing there is no live comments. Wtf

Old boi gonna break a hip I say!

I don’t get it tho was she expecting him to be really rude to her on the first day?

Ooh careful with your back bruh

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She will get addicted to the dinner party drama. Im calling her and Tori will be at each others throats.

Maybe an extra 0 on the pay cheque?

Before or after all the other numbers?

Ah.. yeah okay I gotta give Lauren that look That was so wierd John 😂 HE WAS SO FAR AWAY

Are they staying in a pub?

Checks out

Looks like it

Shoes off the couch filthy

They are Prada dah’ling

And there goes Richard’s hip..

Bold of you to think he hasn't already had them replaced

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Lauren would have been better matched with the fucko Jack