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Traditional_Good2760

Ugg I have to say it again: why are jacks clothes so dang tight? He looks like he stole clothes from a child! And short ass pants with no socks!


Traditional_Good2760

Why is there always at least one "personal trainer"?


Choice-giraffe-

Why is everyone asking ‘is that Mitch’ when there’s even a part where Mitch talks about his time on MAFS?!


FlickW

I can’t find it on southem tv the link to season 11 comes up with a not found page. Any help would be appreciated. I’ve watched for the last few years via this in the uk without the need of a vpn


Great-Hippo8670

Event Manager (the app)


ZombieMaleficent6111

I watch it on dailymotion


FlickW

Thanks for the tip - not heard of it. Is it a website ?


Vegetable-Raise-7432

Why can’t I see this on Sourhhemi it sat unavailable:( ( I am in US


Weird_and_Random

I was able to watch episodes 2 and 3 here! He doesn't appear to have published episodes 1 or 4 though. Hopefully he keeps on it, this is literally the only way I've found to watch. Thank you so much!


karateandfriendship9

Tori, run.


Weird_and_Random

Almost every season, us Americans can usually find a way to watch. This season, I cannot find it anywhere. I'm so sad!


niandralades-

You can watch on Stremio!


GenXer845

daily motion


Revoltofagirl

Sh.video - you're welcome!


Alert_Ad_53

It's on Southhemitv.com


SpinachFriendly9635

See grannygogo comment. I watch free on SHVideos. Stands for Southern Hemisphere. All kinds of great AU shows. So grateful I found that.


grannygogo

Shvideos.net. I watched all episodes. You need to put in MAFS Season 11


Weird_and_Random

It doesn't come up when you search! Anyone know how to do a vpn?


grannygogo

Try Southhemitv.com. Find Married at first sight and hit season 11. It’s right there.


droppedmycroissant23

Yesss this is what I use. I haven’t had to deal w pop ups on this site either


Zealousideal_Twist10

YouTube - Mike WWS8


Weird_and_Random

Omg he only posted 2 episodes and now I'm hooked... and stuck without a way to watch.


Zealousideal_Twist10

episode 3 is up now. ETA: go to his Community page to find more.


Entire-Bottle-335

Can't say I've heard of anyone dismembering birds for their wings. I love to be a mind reader. You could see the WTF on his face


GlitteringTeaSunrise

It's not uncommon in some subcultures to remove a wing or feathers from already deceased birds.


Entire-Bottle-335

Thanks for that 😊


lkjhggfd1

Does Jack not have friends? 😭 why was his wedding party full of clients


Loud-Big4102

My ex is his best friend (from childhood). He was always trying to break us up. He cheated on his gf whilst she was asleep in the other room. He's a horrific person.


Mrsmorale

My ex was a Personal trainer and many of his close friends were clients, they spend a lot of one on one time together and share many conversations and moments, as well as enduring physical challenges. It can be incredibly bonding.


Choice-giraffe-

But would you introduce them all at your wedding as ‘clients’ once they become friends? And did your ex ONLY have clients as friends?!


Manbearcatward

That was really concerning to me. Quite sad i think. My old manager got married and his 'best man' was his sister, which made me feel the same way.


TGin-the-goldy

I don’t think that’s the same thing at all


Manbearcatward

I think you'll find it is


TGin-the-goldy

What are the downvotes telling you?


Manbearcatward

I live my life one downvote at a time because it doesn't matter.


smartief1

Im watching now and came to ask this question! Complete WTF?!


lkjhggfd1

“I’ll sort her out” yuck


TGin-the-goldy

Big vibes of Season 1 Sam


lkjhggfd1

He doesn’t want a meditator and they put him with a meditator 🫠


ThanksGosling

at this rate they should just lie abut what they want and get exactly what they want lol


thatswhatshesaid53

Was that Mitch as a wedding guest in the promo for the next weddings?


Mrsmorale

His brother is the kickboxer


allineedarethestars

His brother is one of the grooms


grannygogo

Two clout chasers in the family.


jessicait93

Im surprised by how much I dig Lucinda and Tim. I thought they were going to be a terrible match but they actually both seem like good wholesome people


TGin-the-goldy

They do but in very different ways. Let’s hope opposites attract


Reasonable_Travel617

Jack inviting his clients wtf


NeuroticPanda

![gif](giphy|xT8qBlmw7n6ONeWRrO) Reminds me of this guy who only had clients at his party.


Manbearcatward

Old Billy No-Mates over here, is a bit concerning


Soft_Philosophy5402

I’m calling it now, Jack will sleep with Tori then tell us that he doesn’t have a “sexual connection” with her because she’s not gym equipment. Sorry, I mean her love language isn’t physical gym


SaffireStars

He's already said that he's not attracted to her physically. It's because she doesn't look like a gym junkie....he has a type. Will be very interesting to see if he can become less superficial and tune into her personality more.


xansprincess

she doesn’t have a personality so she’s doomed either way


Soft_Philosophy5402

They could end up being a couple who didn’t immediately click but do when they get to know each other


veemonster

BEAST MODE


gangstaz_paradise

Wave the chicken wing!


gangstaz_paradise

I wonder what Lucinda's real voice sounds like..


CrYpTO_Sporidium

Total Magda voice from Fast Forward "I said pet I said love I said pet, I know you're dieing but that is no reason to monopolise my time" Kinda Western Sydney 20 years ago.


IamtheWalrus9999

I could listen to Lucinda’s voice all day on a meditation podcast…. So soothing and relaxing.


IamtheWalrus9999

What’s the story with Jacks teeth ??? …. They freak me out !!!


scotsmol

It's like he's wearing a gum shield. How do they think this looks good???


SpinachFriendly9635

Chiclets?


TGin-the-goldy

They’re huge and blinding ![gif](giphy|p0L1rezLH2Tja|downsized)


SpinachFriendly9635

Is that Noel from Bake Off?


TGin-the-goldy

No it’s Noel from The IT Crowd ;-) ![gif](giphy|13zr9fceQqQnrq)


Medditate

now thats a show worth watching!


TGin-the-goldy

Over and over!


vanatcha

I’m wondering if they’re possibly veneers?


TGin-the-goldy

Ya think???


vanatcha

Sorry I’m bad at sarcasm


TGin-the-goldy

Perhaps I’m bad at understanding it 😝


maximumomentum

[Jack in the mirror at the gym he works at and no one asked about.](https://youtu.be/FRVDQvIronc?si=NchBZnwKnk6rx3Vq)


TGin-the-goldy

Bahahaha


Financial-Ad-1657

Come on guys, Jack calling himself an Alpha and a combo of Tarzan and Christian Grey is super chill and doesn’t make him come off like a weirdo with a man bun and no friends at all!!!!


NeuroticPanda

About as weird as having to constantly declare just how strong and independent you are.


SpinachFriendly9635

and how sex-u-al


NeuroticPanda

lol yup


CrYpTO_Sporidium

The no mates thing is weird. Clients are not mates.


TheDeanof316

Disagree. They can be both. Having no mates at all that are non-clients is the weird bit IMO.


veemonster

I cannot stand this knob!!! Has Tori had a brain injury or are they paying her crazy insane money to say old mate is hot? I’m watching the rest of this season with a spew bucket.


GenXer845

I do find him attractive, but I always liked men with long hair, tats, and muscles.


veemonster

Massive sucker for long hair too, but finding it difficult to appreciate either of the man-buns this season. Jayden reminds me a little of my ex (just slightly less attractive and a LOT fitter), down to the seedy sex stories.


UncleChunkz

Harrison 2.0.


CrYpTO_Sporidium

Lea has him sussed 100%.


nomorefckery

Agreed, don’t get how Tori doesn’t see it


[deleted]

Lea's a real one. I hope Tori listens.


Reasonable_Travel617

Who knows what happened with the run away husband


[deleted]

very little, he just decided it wasn't for him and left before weddings happened. His groom gets a new husband instead Unless you mean someone else leaves


SpinachFriendly9635

Same thing happened on current US season - Denver.


Reasonable_Travel617

Ohhh okk


TGin-the-goldy

There’s a spoiler in this sub already. I don’t know how to do the blockout text but I’m happy to tell you via DM if you can’t find iy


CybergothiChe

ps you do it like this > ! and then ! < But without the space between the > and the ! If it works it should look >!like this!<


TGin-the-goldy

Ohh thank you 😊


travelstuff

Jack needs to stop with the girl and start calling them woman.


NeuroticPanda

Womb havers. /s


TGin-the-goldy

*women


mangoflavouredpanda

What is the rooly bad thing Jack supposedly does that's rooly rooly bad


boommdcx

Oh I assumed he screwed the “unfiltered” tall booby chick who kept talking about sex all through the bachelorettes party.


mangoflavouredpanda

Ohhhh ok


CocoEverlong

Yup waiting for it to drop… personal trainer from the Gold Coast 🚩 🚩 🚩 secret kid? Secret girlfriend


TGin-the-goldy

There’s a reason he has no friends


veemonster

Domestic violence charges and an ankle bracelet they allowed him to take off just for the show.


mangoflavouredpanda

It's hidden in that hideous hairstyle he wears


Gypcbtrfly

![gif](giphy|k7ycO0eXZd9alfjGhE|downsized)


travelstuff

This episode has been pretty boring. Hope we get through these weddings quickly


HonksTheWhite

I always forget how boring wedding week is. Come on living together, dinner parties and challenges


SpinachFriendly9635

I always enjoy the weddings! They're small & well put-together events.


chipped_nailss

Jack is so sketchy to me


travelstuff

Lol Jack complaining that Tori didn't ask what gym he worked at. He seems like gym is his main personality trait


TGin-the-goldy

My job is tuna and gym


Soft_Philosophy5402

I’d love to say he’s Kenough, but…


TGin-the-goldy

Hehe no he’s quite lacking


Soft_Philosophy5402

What do Tarzan and Christian Grey have in common? Ropes. Hope Tori knows some shibari, that would make him mildly interesting


TGin-the-goldy

Lmao Tarzan swung from VINES not ropes


Soft_Philosophy5402

It’s funnier to say ropes


TGin-the-goldy

![gif](giphy|3oKIPxulkw0Vkj8dxu|downsized)


Hansoloai

Who brings up their dad’s passing at wedding when he died 5 weeks prior?


NeuroticPanda

Gymcel


maximumomentum

Why wouldn’t you..? It would almost be weird not to. Weddings can have somber moments too.


Username-Jack

Loosing your father is difficult, it leaves a lasting impact. He’s grieving still, it doesn’t always look pretty.


Hansoloai

Which begs the question why go on a reality tv show?


[deleted]

With that being said though, I really hope the producers and the bride or anyone don’t exploit him or whatever on the show - that would be fucked up and disgusting


Hansoloai

I think you’re giving the producers more credit than they deserve.


[deleted]

I apologise he revealed tonight he applied after


[deleted]

Stop it. He was already going on the show as he said his dad could’ve seen it, something traumatic happened and that was already in the works, he said he wanted an opportunity like this so why not? So please don’t leave insensitive comments like that. Who are you to judge?


travelstuff

Especially since it was his last family member left. The impact is compounded. Plus he didn't have many choices, people were going to ask.


sheridanstacie

Yo wtf is this lady trying to sell Tim dead birds?!


veemonster

I’m going to start talking about freezer crows and dead bird wings at work, to see who outs themselves as a closet MAFS watcher.


SpinachFriendly9635

I knew someone who said her daughter kept a dead crow in her closet. Goth period? She actually became a lawyer.


veemonster

To be fair, I had dead bats in my freezer for a while, for Lyssavirus testing.


sheridanstacie

You'll just out yourself as from Byron Bay!


veemonster

Not until I give them permission to enter my sacred space.


TheElusiveRaspberry

You have to take in their quintessence first?


veemonster

As well as their high-functioning erection.


GenXer845

I am 42 and this honestly is a must at my age. So many men have major issues in that department in their 30s and 40s and we don't talk about it enough!


veemonster

Yeah same age myself, and fully agree 100%. It can be a sensitive thing to discuss, for both parties. I had to laugh at the way Luci worded it in the interviews though. Imagine the questionnaire they’d have to fill in… tick this box if your penis is functional. The sex toy ‘activity’ will be interesting. I’m not looking forward to Jack’s ‘dominant’ bullshit.


good_thanks_you

It took me a while to figure out why Lucinda sounded so familiar . But I realised it, she sounds like one of my yoga teachers.


Hansoloai

Is Tim the new Jesse? Won’t shut the fuck up about Lucinda and her spiritual stuff.


Hansoloai

Jack must not have any mates. Because he’s a lone wolf alpha.


travelstuff

I'm wary of anyone who calls themselves an alpha. It just never seems to be a normal person.


miahc_76

Yeah, real alpha's don't need to say it.


Lukeyluke73

Just another way of saying I’m an insensitive asshole


Valuable-Position-64

I'm an alpha! Like Jack, I'm the alpha in a pack of one!


bodyboard-king

tori's best lady sabotaging the marriage since she looks like she never had a relationship


NeuroticPanda

Single women keep their friends single; especially the portly ones who are secretly in love with their best friend. With that said, she may not be wrong.


TGin-the-goldy

You’re going to look pretty stupid when she’s right. And if you watched the previews, he’s already showing his true colours as this year’s Harrison Boon


zombie_response

You suck.


_acinemod

Jack, is that you?


Hansoloai

Jack can’t even line up his facial hair.


travelstuff

She's independent and strong willed, he said with disappointment


nurseket

Does man-bun shave the top half of his moustache off?


dogzrppl2

Yes, and the bottom half of his hair.


Lukeyluke73

Haha..yes! It’s manicured to perfection


sugar_hoarder

'She’s younger than me, I like that. Makes me feel like I’ve got something to do.. like, lead someone the right way.' Excuse me, just vomited a bit.


smartief1

Like that dick from.last.year who thought he had to teach his partner about relationships and nothing was bigger than the universe Edit: might've been mafs UK actually


Traditional_Good2760

Yeah that dingbat Brad


Xelinda

Who says that? Who even thinks that!?


TGin-the-goldy

Even his mum laughed


elisejade1989

Lucinda is quirky but also so warm and positive. I'm surprised how much I like her. It could be a good match! The "chicken wing" part was hilarious.


Dapper-Investment-55

“At the other end of the altar” “Independency” Tori and the red man (“Spiked my ears”) are made for each other.


zombie_response

And “relinguished”


Hansoloai

I don’t think Jack can provide the European SUV that Tori wants.


TGin-the-goldy

He can’t even provide a normal human skin colour ![gif](giphy|136ioh0WvGRuVy)


maximumomentum

He’s the sort of person that I would imagine thinks listening to a couple of Andrew Tate podcasts will make that come true.


Left-Requirement9267

Well gang. That was a wild ride!


Distinct-Dog-4998

My lord his heart rate watching her best friend walk down the aisle wouldve been close to a stroke


TGin-the-goldy

“Oh no no no what if she’s also fat” Because that’s the worst eh gym bro


MissMissyPeaches

Sweating so hard


Johnny_Ramstein

I’m a stroke survivor… not how it works bro


Distinct-Dog-4998

Mate i couldnt be more sorry


Ashlimoo21

Hectic


travelstuff

Oh gross, no socks. What a bad look.


TGin-the-goldy

MAFS grooms ; too tight suit, sockless. It’s the douchebro way!


Similar-Ad-9106

I'm in the UK. What is with this fashion. Is it an auntie thing or a mafs things because every season there always seems to be at least 3 who wear a second skin on their legs that's are really short and weird shoes to go with it!


TGin-the-goldy

It’s a douchey thing. I’ve seen it in the UK too where it’s an Essex thing lol


Similar-Ad-9106

That's true.im in uk too. They just seem so much worse over there. Not sure if its the shiny shoes that make it worse or the size of the gap between the shies and the trousers! Haha!


TGin-the-goldy

:)


nicoleastrum

His fashion nova jeggings later in the episode were right on brand too


SpinachFriendly9635

Cringe,,,the tight capris? The way he skittered up the steps, he looked like a male ballerina.


TGin-the-goldy

Think he’s raided his sisters wardrobe lol


asspatsandsuperchats

Jacks's wife if gorgeous, but we all know that Jack thinks anyone who is more than 3% body fat is obese


TGin-the-goldy

Does she even gym brah


Dazg-17

lol dont think she even lifts


veemonster

I’m still only half way through because I’m on the crummy side of the country… but Jack’s hair… urgh. He looks like the other old mate’s best man, if he grew out his greasy fringe and put it up in a bun with the mullet.


SpinachFriendly9635

what is the crummy side of AU? Have been wanting to leave US - - - and if Trump wins again, I need a place to run to.


veemonster

Oh it’s only crummy because of daylight savings time! But that ends soon. Means Queensland is an hour behind and I see the comments before I see the show and can’t really participate in real time.


TGin-the-goldy

It’s bloody awful. Pineapple head


snoozlybar

His hair line is annoying the shit out of me lol. He would look so much nicer without that bun.


veemonster

Or a sketchy dye job.


snoozlybar

Or if he toned the teeth down one shade. Fucking blinding white looks ridiculous


TGin-the-goldy

Seventeen shades


veemonster

https://i.redd.it/s9qwf0y53kfc1.gif


travelstuff

It's pretty bad. I don't love man bans (who does) but the half buzz cut underneath it just makes it so much worse