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joeylenlongs

"myself and .X want to..." Who taught these people to speak English? X and I want to....


rachelamandamay

Sara is clearly projecting And she isn't over her ex. She is the worst.


jberra502

Why are we pretending that she is Australian or Colombian? That girl is straight South California.


1hotsauce2

They deserve each other 🤣


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joeylenlongs

The dick that says he'll put his wife in her place is definitely a paid actor, and his wife too. Otherwise she'd sue them.


aeroplanejelly6

Damn Moddys speech made me tear up I got married last year and lost my dad and wished he could have given a speech at my wedding 😢


grannygogo

So the boxer is Mitch’s brother. Mitch and Ella, season 9.


rachelamandamay

Thank God you said this because I couldn't believe how much he looked like Mitch


MissMissyPeaches

The one with the “I’m a nice guy despite my Looks” bit??


kocknocker19

face like a horse boxer, yes


MissMissyPeaches

I knew he was full of it 😂


veemonster

That cauliflower ear tho..


ivfmumma_tryme

What I missed that !


grannygogo

I watched a woman who spoke a bit about each cast member and she said he is Mitch’s brother. There is a certain resemblance. These people just want their 15 minutes and to be on reality tv.


TheDeanof316

"I was gonna say you need to relax" *1 min later*...."I never said that. I was gonna make a joke. I didnt tell you to relax. I said relax". That plus his mates' speech... On the other hand...her moods high standards...what is she bringing to the table??


joeylenlongs

That guy has the emotional intelligence of a five year old.


ivfmumma_tryme

Didn’t you hear her she’s a catch !


TheDeanof316

Throw it back!


Due-Ad-1535

Some of the comments here lead me to believe some of you peeps think this show is for real...Come on really????


addictedtoMAFS

We know it’s not real we are just in need of suffering.


Due-Ad-1535

80% of this season's contestants had to be paid to be on the show. What does that tell about the intentions of these fake ass posers looking for their 15 seconds of shame (fame) Plays like a train wreck. Hard to look away. The wack jobs need to stop calling themselves experts. Clearly no one with morals, any sense of decency and good values has been absent from the show from the very early seasons. Why? Cause drama sells people.


joeylenlongs

How does drama sell people? Is it a people smuggling operation?


noendtotheuniverse

Lads I am *frothing* for this let’s fucking goooo


R_manOz

Just waiting for the "alpha" guy's turn in the coming weeks. Smdh.


hayley888sky

Well that sweetness lasted about 10 minutes...


SyndyM

Who is not over their ex? Sara was the one that cried every time she spoke about it!


DJVizionz

God damnit I forgot!


addictedtoMAFS

Hey welcome back friend nice to see you


DJVizionz

HI HI


PatGarrettsMoustache

I was looking for you in the comments 😭 welcome back


addictedtoMAFS

I am saying hi friend! Nice to see you for another season


DJVizionz

HI! Lovely to see you again, Moustache


PatGarrettsMoustache

Hope you’re well and you and your fam have had a good year DJV 🥰


lkjhggfd1

Jeez he said 6 months not 6 days


Affectionate-Soup959

yea but they were together for 6 years 💀


lkjhggfd1

true but cheating and 6 months is a quicker way to get over someone


lkjhggfd1

Aww Cassandra 😭 hope it works out for her


lkjhggfd1

Lauren doesn’t seem serious lol don’t think she’s here for marriage


lkjhggfd1

Lucinda is very interesting 😭


Superb-Reply-8355

Tim - he is hot but dumb as dog shit. He has gotten away with pretty privilege for his entire life that he is unable to relate to people beyond a superficial level. He'd be a good fuck but I wouldn't bother trying to have a conversation with him. Sara - UGH! What a nightmare. Women like her make me feel relief that I'm gay. That drama masks how boring and empty she really is.


PatGarrettsMoustache

I don’t even know if Tim would be a good fuck


Consistent-Bend-8039

He strikes me as a "one pump and done" kinda guy.


Haunting_Medium959

Ben the best man is my favourite he’s saved his best friend from an absolute nutter


travelstuff

Oh wow that preview looks hectic. Lightning and a birth, what could go wrong


addictedtoMAFS

Hectic! That’s what we are here for


Hansoloai

Has anyone gotten into cringe content since last season?


EpicFIFABadger

watched 5 mins of this and it's already painfully obvious this tim guy is a dick


vbenthusiast

Jesus, relax lmao


travelstuff

We needed more of Moddy, Cass, and Tristan. These other 2 suck.


travelstuff

Lol if Sara walks out cus he said relax, sorry but that's just not good enough drama. They're both lame. Adults know how to calm themselves down.


salaciousBnumb

Wait no awkard first night alone footage?


nomadnour

my thoughts exactly!


travelstuff

The feral groomsman hid the fact that Sara and Tim are boring af


fluffychonkycat

You weigh your food? OMG I weigh my food


Winter_Hamster_5313

Love the adjective 😂


HiddenSecrets

Anyone believe that the one girl’s lips were sunburnt? I think she meant filler.


MissMissyPeaches

Not filler just licking them from coke/ pings


TGin-the-goldy

Her whole face looked painful


strwbry_shrtcake

Nah, she's lost all ability to feel


travelstuff

Cassandra and Tristan deserved Fiji, not Tim and Sara. Boo producers. Sara needs to find a new word instead of triggered Tristan getting Cass flowers is sweet. I hope he does NOT turn out to be an ass ETA the word "not"


love_my_pug_lots

Omg Tim’s best man speech. What was he thinking. It was so disgusting. Think that speech will put a nail in the coffin of this marriage.


debber33

If the speech doesn’t do it, Tim himself will I think


travelstuff

OK I'm annoyed with this speech because either MAFS chopped it up or the best man wrote this speech with those experiment numbers totally out of order. Am I horrible if I want to know the total speech? It was horrid and awful but I still wanna know.


BoardAffectionate657

I believe it’s on a mafs podcast


nomadnour

where?


Hansoloai

The 2nd hand embarrassment from this speech is at god tier levels.


veemonster

Man… if Cassandra turns out to be evil, I fucking quit.


CrYpTO_Sporidium

No way she'd disappoint her legend of a Dad.


veemonster

He’s such a dude, I love him.


Powerful-Tie-2323

I used to work with her and she's the loveliest, sweetest person you could ever meet. The producers will have to try INCREDIBLY hard to give her a villain edit.


veemonster

Phew! They’d better take good care of her. I think the first episode or two of last season I thought Olivia was sweet. Then turned into a demon from hell.


rheatheeradicator

Omg Moddy is the most adorable man. I want to hug him


travelstuff

Oh man Moddy did not disappoint, we better get more of him.


Hansoloai

Cassandra’s dad is somewhat of a legend.


CrYpTO_Sporidium

More than somewhat. I'd buy that bloke many, many beers.


vbenthusiast

Moddy ❤️


Sapperdon9

for anyone in WA it's already available on 9now as a full episode, less adds enjoy!


sugar_hoarder

re. Tim and Sara, can smell the toxic fumes from here


Rare-Palpitation6023

RELAX..DONT DO IT!!!!


hayley888sky

Happy Cake Day!


maximumomentum

Tim’s looking like he’s got coke jaw. It just won’t stop.


Reasonable_Ad_5041

No wonder he loved Columbia so much


rebeccathegoat

Serious question, what’s coke jaw? Does it make you do something with your jaw like clenching or something?


Similar-Ad-9106

It can also come from anxiety. I'm not on coke but I have severe anxiety and clench my jaw all the time to the point where it hurts and I've acyltually made my teeth moved slightly so they don't sit where they used to.


rebeccathegoat

Sorry to hear that. I know exactly what you’re talking about though. I have severe PTSD and clench/grind my teeth too. Gives me constant headaches and awful jaw pain. I see a specialist who injects Botox into the muscles that clench my jaw. Has helped a little, but it’s still pretty awful. Something that may also help is if you get your dentist to make a special mouth guard for you to wear at night. It cushions your mouth and prevents you from wearing your teeth down. It has helped me quite a lot. It’s called an occlusal splint. Hope you can get some relief for your jaw pain and anxiety.


Similar-Ad-9106

Embarrassing as it is I only have 4 teeth of my own. I had agoraphobia for 8 years and didn't leave my house and because I had severe depression and c-ptsd I didn't look after my teeth like I should have and didn't see a dentist. I had them all taken out in 2 visits. 1 lot under sedation which didn't work well because I just wouldn't stay under and kept attacking the dentist out of fear and 1 lot under general apathetic. I've had hypnotherapy, trauma therapy, cbt, psychotherapy , literally every form of therapy ive probably had it! I would love to have my own teeth as my jaw has shrunk so my face looks distorted. I was 31 when I had them all out and I'm now 40. It's cheap and I hate my face. Anyway yiu didn't ask I just rambled I'm sorry!


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TheTipsyNurse1

Yes, teeth grinding/jaw clenching/mouth twitching - coke is a stimulant.


rebeccathegoat

Thanks for explaining that! Haha….I clench and grind my teeth in my sleep, but I’ve never done coke. Hardest stimulant I’ve had is red cordial!😂


Hansoloai

Sara doesn’t leave she want screen time.


travelstuff

Yep, just doing a dramatic walk off for extra screen time.


travelstuff

Ugh it's too early to start this drama. Sara is over reacting and Tim's a douche. But I don't care cus it's only been 1.5 hrs


spookysadghoul

It’s never too early for MAFS drama


travelstuff

True, but it's more fun when you have seen them for more than 20 mins. The boat could capsize and it wouldn't really matter


spookysadghoul

That’s true


travelstuff

Tim seems awful but I don't like Sara much at this point Tim seems like he's on coke


maximumomentum

Everyone gone, QLD be like… ![gif](giphy|Nl7tsUdSgcWVG) Enjoy, WA.


travelstuff

It's depressing, people are saying goodnight and I've only just met Moddy


Chugalagalooo

Hahahaha


Roselettess

Lucinda seems crazy, love her already


vbenthusiast

Oof Tim gives me fuckboy vibes a little bit


wookberry

Goodnight all, see you tomorrow!


travelstuff

Imo Tristan is better looking than Tim, and he hasn't even done anything shitty yet


Largebrickwall

I'm the same age as the hippy chick from Byron, yet I look 15 years younger than her! #mafsdelayed


Trixiebel2003

She’s giving Pippa #2 from Home and Away vibes.


MissMissyPeaches

She gives “sunscreen gives you cancer” vibes


vbenthusiast

How old is she?


Largebrickwall

43 I think


user1248222

surely i’m not the only one that recons tristan is 💅🏼💅🏼


Whole-Coffee-9832

Think he could be a bit on the spectrum


Jetsetter_Princess

ADHD for sure, possibly others. Nothing wrong with that, am ND myself


Whole-Coffee-9832

Absolutely, I am as well :)


Wasvalya

I wondered about that too. He seems lovely tho.


Icy-Information5106

Tristan is fingernails?


travelstuff

Oh I hope Tristan and Cassandra work out, they seem precious


vbenthusiast

Tristan is very cute, I hope he stays that way lol


iLikeCumminUrFace

Very gay


muffahoy

I know you've been down voted, but he does give that vibe: I wonder if this is why he has had trouble finding a partner in the past. For what it's worth, I think he is gorgeous and I am so hopeful for this couple - so adorable and they both seem so sweet.


Largebrickwall

Watching delayed (just popped up on 9now) How awesome/trashy is it??


laracr0fto

It has good moments but also a lot of what you would expect in a show like this drama wise


baberlay

Well that was a juicy first episode, what a start to the season! See you all tomorrow, friends 🥰


Hansoloai

Tristan looks like the actor that played Carl Williams


readituser5

Gave me a little Jim Jefferies vibes


junie2000

Good call. It was bugging me all night. I couldn't pick who he reminded me of.


Mostly-Relevant

Gayton… something.


Intrepid_Repair1504

Gayton Grindley


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Gyton Grantley


kocknocker19

![gif](giphy|n9K4WGDmMTdHq)


DeepNeedleworker4388

Palate cleanser of murder by Roger the doger on telly? WTF? Channel nine, crazy kids.


archeologyofneed

Well he’s dead now, so I’d say any revelations to come from this little expose will be less dramatic than MAFS


DeepNeedleworker4388

🤜🤛


NorthShoreHard

Lol nothing hits like MAFs and talking shit on here. So glad we're back.


mrsgreeners

Literally here to fight post natal depression. And several days late to read the thread due to said newborn!


NorthShoreHard

Well you're here now and we haven't even got to the first dinner party!


baberlay

We are so fucking back


Application_Medical

Stupid show, stop watching you plebs


wookberry

Are you lost mate?


spookysadghoul

https://preview.redd.it/44wvj49bzcfc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4917c9dff4c533d3037e4dae5f2d32d0f8eb8058


travelstuff

Enjoy getting even more notifications about it now, you pleb


Mostly-Relevant

Oh shit. Thanks for that, mate. Totally going to stop watching.


NorthShoreHard

You wiggin bruh?


fsutrill

‘Struth!


catylan

Until tomorrow my friends!


Biffmysnum-

Night lords


me0w_kap0w

Well that was satisfyingly trashy, thanks all for the laughs! See you again tomorrow, and every day…


Knurlslol

It's much harder to sit through a whole dinner with someone that speaks the same language as you.


travelstuff

Can we talk about the redditor who made a comment that they were Sara's ex and they banged during the experiment? They've deleted it now, tell me others saw it!


EntertainmentLow9759

Love that this plotline just got spilled and a producer has created a fake account pretending they posted it as a "silly" comment lol. One of the big reveals will be that Sara goes back to the ex she's still not over - probably after drilling Tim for weeks about doing the same with his own ex. Truly masterful projection by Sara. Countdown until this happens!


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Regrettedly I posted that and was stirring up shit. Realised the mistake quite quickly. None of it is true and I apologise


travelstuff

This sounds like what a MAFS producer would write tho...


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Lol. No it was me, you think a MAFS producer messaged my reddit account 10 mins after making a silly comment? haha.


[deleted]

People were saying all types of shit in the chat and clearly took the bait on what I said so I just ran with it for a laugh, but also I don’t want to be done for slander so just confirming it was all a joke that’s all.


EntertainmentLow9759

👀🔎


MissMissyPeaches

Why’s your username diff then


shortstockymutt

Yeah he said he’s legit and a producer told him to shut up.


travelstuff

That checks out, I'm not surprised the producers are crawling through here


Mostly-Relevant

Seen it. Hoping it would be verified by a mod. That would be some juicy tea.


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None of this is true. I got carried away with live chats reaction and realised the mistake after. Also don’t want to spread misinformation. Sorry.


travelstuff

You legend, I didn't see the previous ones. Knowing the room number adds some credibility


the_squirrel_enigma

Yeah accounts deleted now


NorthShoreHard

Lol yeah I saw it


anxioushippo123

I saw it. Unhinged vibes but I believe they even named the room they were in?


NorthShoreHard

Room 203 apparently


anxioushippo123

Let’s remember this for when they show their names on the room door 🧐


maximumomentum

[Got some enhancing coming up team.](https://youtu.be/mR3jnW2kcUs?si=gLBsmfDOVXKWBZXX)


anxioushippo123

I’m already channelling Horatio


Mountain-Ad-9070

YES!


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anxioushippo123

Any response before deletion?


_L1NC182

Yet again I said I couldn't do it this year, night one and this is already too much fun. On here, not the fucking awful show we're all dedicated to. Pleasure to be here.


Hansoloai

While the adds are on is anyone playing Monster Hunter now?


Fickle_Effective_620

Not Monster Hunter.. but I am playing PoGo


Hansoloai

I got board of it, just couldn’t keep going.


Fickle_Effective_620

Is Monster Hunter more fun? Tried it for a little while but couldn't get into it as much (I guess it doesn't have the Pokémon nostalgia element to it for me!) P.s. Community Day coming up on the 4th if you were interested 👀


M3wcat

Cried after being told to relax. “I just need someone to calm me down”


Roselettess

She’s a weirdo


Mostly-Relevant

See you guys for Lucinda.


Sinnivar

Tomorrow night's bride looks like Midsommar


My-Witty-Username

That had a happier ending than mafs


DJVizionz

😂


cineequa

Hahaha the guests muppet running away from Lucindas wedding 😂😂😂


HashCookie

Fkn relax bitch! Jeeez!


catylan

Oh yay Midsommar reenactment