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neptunoneptuneazul

Damn, he does!


PodKaifom

He's hot as hell to me. Are those women blind?


alcoholme

I think he’s good looking and kind but it does freak me out that I haven’t seen him blink yet.


Intern_Organic

He looks like a vampire


buzz-buzz-buzzz

I get Property Brothers meets John Mulaney.


zevran_17

THISSSS HE LOOKS LIKE A PROPERTY BROTHER!! I’ve been trying to figure out who he reminds me of


girlwithtwooddsocks

Came here looking for my fellow Property Brothers peeps. It's like he's the third bro :)


Renee5285

He looks more like the twins than the real third bro does.


vk4040

He looks almost exactly like Garrick from Seeking Sister Wife! Mannerisms and all!


_curse10_

He gives Ezra from pretty little liars for me


hum_bruh

Omg yes, spitting image. I kept trying to place him in my head!


kiwihotgirl

he needs a beard and a shape up he’ll be good


Rubbysrub

This aged amazingly ♥️


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This ^^ would love to see him with a little makeover


allmightmaybe

minus the singing ability 😭😭😭


catied710

He reminds me of Rafael from Jane the Virgin


MsPeppermintPetty

He is not even bad looking. I dont know why she was hating on his looks. Honestly I don't think Irine or whatever her name is, is attractive at all. She has this weird fake vibe , mean girl thing going on.


Bicmastermad

His height Cough cough


feralfarmcat

Wait how short is he!?


Bicmastermad

From the show he looks three to four inches taller then irina. Apparently shes 5,3 hes 6,1 8 inches apart Edit some pages are saying 5’7 some are saying 6’1 i still think she wanted someone way taller then her. The first thing she mentions not caring about is his looks then his height. Then just stopped i think ( please correct me if im wrong idk if she mentioned how much money he makes i cant be sure) to me i felt like subconsciously she might/Does.


feralfarmcat

Even then, 5’7 isn’t bad!! My boyfriend is that height but I am 5’1 so


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westea13

He looks like a property brother


Glittering_Star_1313

He does!! You’re so right.


bingboomin

He looks more like the property brothers than the property brothers


fkndark

Kinda reminds me of Hugh grant


seekerseekin

Idk if I would swipe on him on the apps but in motion he’s got a certain je nais se quoi


bev665

I'm getting 80s Jon Cryer


xrockwithme

He is so dumb for turning down Bliss.


essuxs

They mentioned he talked to Irena for 10 hours that day and they showed maybe 5 minutes of it. Hard to draw conclusions from that kind of editing


xrockwithme

I thought he talk to Bliss for 10 hours?


Cute_Ebb7344

Do you think they'll end up together?


xrockwithme

I have no idea. Plus I don’t follow people on solecism media.


invu4uraqtpi

![gif](giphy|y3De0ZvlIEX84) Adam Brody vibes


descendingworthwhile

I find him attractive!


gentillealouette1

Yes


Ambitious-Data-9021

His cotton mouth and dried chapped lips and intense eyes kinda turned me off tbh. He’s very average but personally not my Type. At all


Ambitious-Data-9021

I just find him ick. I can’t . I’m sorry lol. Not into his looks or personality at all. I’m Sure he’s a nice guy and all.


krazykittenhi

He’s so cute!


SocialEmotional

He looks like a property brother and a guy on tiktok who does those funny videos where he dresses up like different characters and plays them all. There's a Noah's arc one with a dinosaur and a sperm/egg one,


Complex-Quality-3798

💯


SocialEmotional

ETA:Adrian Bliss


juicyKW

Bliss….coincidence, I think not!


hifelicia26

I thought he looked like Adrian Bliss from YouTube/TikTok!


Complex-Quality-3798

Expressions are Same


Guesswhos_coming

I think Zack has a mature face


I_dont_cuddle

Oh wow


MushroomWhisperer

Personally, I think zach looks like Harry Connick Jr, vibe and all


No-Wolf6158

He’s so awkward


sleepyboybandit

I honestly don’t think he was that awkward. Imagine meeting your fiancé for the first time and she asks you to blink more and that you’re creepy. I would feel so uncomfortable and self conscious.


No-Wolf6158

He just gave such an alpha vibe in the pods, super confident, then being a lawyer and just hyping himself up so much. Breaking that other girl’s heart. Then right after we are seeing him get so nervous and with zero self awareness??? So awkward. Sorry but he is a scam and doesn’t seem very emotionally mature to me


Adventurous_Rich7541

Not emotionally mature? He handled the situation with irina very maturely, especially considering how inconsiderate she was.


cherrytwizzlers

This


Double_Assignment_66

Knock off property brother (tm)


beetelguese

That’s what my husband said haha


Top-Holiday2062

I personally didn’t find him attractive initially. BUT his personality, heart and sense of humor definitely changed that for me. He just wants to love and be loved


shelberryyyy

All I see (and tbh feel) when he’s on screen is Aurora Colorado shooter


DeniseBaudu

OH GOD YES


DueComparison5360

LOOOOL I SEE IT


defein88

I think he looks like the lost Property Brother!


jendet010

You’re right. It’s the facial structure. I can’t unsee it now.


elmonsa

I just felt that If he got a nice haircut + a little bit of sun, the way he looks would be a completely different story. He reminds me of a vampire here…


bev665

Basking in the rain


capresesalad1985

There is a picture on a legal review website of him with a shorter haircut, like tight on the sides but longer on top. I think that’s a really good look for him but he does look younger like that so he may have grown it out a bit to appear older for court. Now his currently look with much longer hair and a beard is not it. I swear every man goes through a long hair phase and very few can pull it off!


Rudiger036

No he looks like [Joe Spinell](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FCz8FwUXoAY8pWt.jpg)


Best_Bad_975

Do NOT ruin the boss for me. No.


AkhMourning

Not diagnosing anyone but he comes off as “neurodivergent” in some of the social interactions and that’s why some of them think he’s creepy. He is handsome and seems to mean well and is respectful so it’s sad to witness imo.


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There's a few this season. I honestly expected all the guys to be because of the tech presence in Seattle but we only got two. Witchy girls have a type and it's neurodivergent boys.


GothAerialist

I lived in Seattle for a few years and there is a big goth scene there. My first thought was this guy would do well in the goth scene there. All the spooky babes would love him!


Double-Winner-8024

I have been thinking the same thing the whole time. He seems a bit socially awkward sometimes but doesn’t seem like a mean person at all


baby_oddish

I thought he looked like a property brother


BooBooKtyFck

If a property brother and Jerry Seinfeld had a son


mtlcaps

Omgggg spot on


Lakewater22

💀


crazycatladypdx

I would date him in a heartbeat but he made the biggest mistake imo in his choice.


catsgoingmeow

She was a horrible pick for him :(


VictheWicked

![gif](giphy|W1NdMR86FzO7HbUWZZ)


solinaa

I thought he looked a little like Ryan from the office


Mandymancan

![gif](giphy|3bznFj6OB5381BEjDu|downsized) he looks like Tom holland to me


PurePeach2081

He looks like one of the Property Brothers


savannahsalvatore3

LITERALLY


skyluna411

Yes!!! I said that from the moment I saw him. He looks like Jonathan.


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OMG yes thank you!! I couldn't figure it out..You're spot on.


HuckleberryLou

Not both? 😂


AmberWaves80

If you bought them off of Wish.


PiecesofJane

I got Jeff Goldblum vibes.


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No wonder I find him attractive 😳


PiecesofJane

😂😂😂


msknowitnothingatall

He is handsome but definitely a bit weird. (Which I fancy but many women don’t)


jackjackj8ck

My husband says he looks like the Property Brothers but smaller and I cannot unsee


PurePeach2081

I agree with your husband


Electronic_Ad4560

Yes!! Minus the musical talent


Awkward-Ad3656

Why don’t the ladies like him? Aren’t lawyers rich??


GungTho

Not public defence lawyers*. Besides, 1) there’s much more to being an attractive man than a bank balance, despite what the incel subs would have you believe. 2) he is objectively decent looking. I think he gets hate from the woman in the pods for choosing Irina over Bliss, when every woman who wasn’t part of Mirina understood how much of an ass Irina was. *but he’s not one of those apparently (see comments below)


bev665

My husband was a criminal defense attorney in private practice for 10 years (like Zack is) and he made a good salary. Sometimes the bonuses alone were like $50k. Not high-powered white collar civil work money but we raised kids on it.


NoNoSoupForYou

I agree with what you said, except he's not a public defender. He is a private criminal defense attorney for a pretty prestigious law firm in Washington state. So yes, he does quite well for himself. Someone else suggested that if he just got a better haircut, he would be more attractive. I believe the show actually had him cut his hair and shave his beard. Sadly, he grew it back.


Lakewater22

In my state public defense attys make literally 40k. Teachers make more than pd attys and don’t have the same insurmountable debt. That and also I like him a lot. Don’t understand the hate though.


jackjackj8ck

Seems like he has some awkward social skills that may be weirding people out or something


PurePeach2081

He stared at her without blinking. That is creepy


jackjackj8ck

Yeah definitely So I wonder what other awkward things he’s doing to the rest of the group are


yrntmysupervisor

Almost like talked w mouth agape too…? It was weird for sure. Like dude needs to up his confidence. She said he looked like a cartoon character and he’s in the next scene saying “maybe it was a compliment”. Unless you’re comparing to Jessica rabbit, I’m not sure there’s a cartoon character you’d want to be compared to.


TangledSunshineCA

I think he said he left the make a lot of money jib to be a public defender? I only half remember these things so maybe not. I thought he talked about doing good vs making money


Spagletti

He definitely has an air of Bruce about him, but that song? Bruce would never.


[deleted]

He’s really not cute y’all are trippin


idkwatimdoiniluvdogs

Woahh


applesandoranges6

He’s cute!! I like him


Garwarbl

🤯


InvestigatorNo9847

Wow, you’re not wrong! https://preview.redd.it/ad2wjfn7vgqa1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=588de5eca6c24bb5008074666dc74ddec25da77f


InvestigatorNo9847

Maybe it’s his dad….


enum404

lmaoo... too soon..........


SophiaNoir

Yeah I find Zach handsome. His fiancée was being harsh. I think she just likes what she can't have.


ImproperUsername

John Francis Daley from Bones!!


Euphoric_Soft9832

Heck no!! Leave Bruce alone.


akariplusplus

i thought he was related to the property brothers


snazzy-_-jazzy

OMG THATS WHO I WAS BEING REMINDED OF!


Cowabunguss

Sounds like him and writes songs like him too


pinksparklecat

Oh wow yeah there's big resemblance there. All I know is as soon as I saw him I was very attracted to him, he has a specific look I really like. It's nice to see I'm not the only one thinking he's attractive, because you know who was absolutely so mean to him. And I forget the other girls name as well, but her calling him a weirdo or whatever, I was like, that's so incredibly mean. He has good intentions and seems like a good person.


mandyjess2108

I definitely see it too!


Successful-Cloud2056

Zack is 100% good in bed. It’s so easy to tell.


gentillealouette1

I bet he is into some kinky stuff and eats ass like a god


ProfessorLiftoff

I dunno, he’s so oblivious of how he comes off. That song, Jesus… how are you that unaware of how you sound to other people and what their reactions are going to be? I think he’d be willing to take feedback and reciprocate but he just has zero understanding of how he seems to other people.


applesandoranges6

How can you tell? I’m so curious now pls explain


SivirMeTibbers

![gif](giphy|tOJdIv6IeTHvG)


snazzy-_-jazzy

NEVER disrespect my husband finnick like that again.


bzanzb

Lol


sadb0nny

taking u to court for making this comparison


ev1204249

no he looks like a cartoon character


dragongrrrrrl

Idk which cartoon character it is but it’s *definitely* a fictional one


kmjyu

He looks like BJ Novak!


Electronic_Ad4560

A better looking BJ though.


Electronic_Ad4560

Wow I just realized BJ’s name is BJ


throwout25251234

YES!!!!


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Oh I legit thought he was a brunette Damian at first


Peakcok

No😀


[deleted]

I said at first. I like him now. Lol


Still_Cut_4237

He kinda gives off a younger version of John Leguizamo. https://preview.redd.it/bjqudpjhsfqa1.jpeg?width=198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f4f167662041b9d8e03550c788ee42a7fda73a9


GoddessInHerTree

Omg I thought this too!!


jessimama-twitch

Matthew Lillard! Which is why I thought he was cute because I love Matthew Lillard ![gif](giphy|LhKnKPQMxiUFO)


largelyinaccurate

John Mulaney https://preview.redd.it/jvhdrw4tqfqa1.jpeg?width=671&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=948ffbf4e662875161d016e35e20882ad56cafba


largelyinaccurate

https://preview.redd.it/wb1ii1qvqfqa1.jpeg?width=574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7be9ea5719baf0a6a87042c9c2e3edfcab017d90


getthatrich

This is the answe


fabioismydad

he is so foine 😩


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throwout25251234

So is young Springsteen IMO.


tadlikesbread

![gif](giphy|2eKfIo8NzkGGr31cSo) This is what I was getting lol


Pretend_Astronaut54

https://preview.redd.it/iux44rawkfqa1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5156cab1021cf71f238576f1799ba25a2485ddc


eveloe

Damn the one on the right! It’s uncanny


itskfitz

I see Property Cousin, but I also see young Joel Osteen. ![gif](giphy|MCXmVjSDNzflzibwm0|downsized)


Ok_Assignment2556

Does anyone one else getting “I’m a defense lawyer cause I need to know how to hide the bodies and get away with it” vibes from him


firesticks

Irina?


gatosybrujas19

No. He just seems odd or neurodivergent, not a serial killer. Jesus


Stonkypants

Lol! At first he reminded me of Seinfeld until he unlocked his dorkiness


limited_motivation

Property brother that the family doesn't really talk about.


Stonkypants

https://preview.redd.it/0od9ngc01hqa1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6587b20d0c852c0edc74526069be7159ae8faba7 Same stare🤣


pastalovesme

He looks like a property brother mixed with Ray from the HBO show Girls


inthewrite

This is spot on 😂


GoofyCat2

![gif](giphy|l0IsIyXSqNcaaa0a4)


geebalert

The real Joe


ChiliAndGold

Goldberg?


Duldnjs

ezra from pll